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Oh sweet i can get ROCKS and STICKS in my shawarma
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testosteronefag · 10 hours
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hey. don't cry. squeaky, cursed permanent and unable to removed rubber cat paw boots, ok?
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the leftism leaving peoples bodies when insane and severely mentally ill people exist as like a tangible group:
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testosteronefag · 13 hours
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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testosteronefag · 1 day
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Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'
She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.
Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?
Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.
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testosteronefag · 1 day
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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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jeremy allen white can’t play bruce springsteen because he’s never experienced the plight of being a brunette who wears jeans
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it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.
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testosteronefag · 1 day
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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testosteronefag · 1 day
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Gay men with daddy issues: yes sir I’m your good boy 🥺🥺🙈🥵😫 ruff ruff awooo :3c
Straight men with daddy issues: I am going to manipulate and emotionally poison every person who has the misfortune of getting near me
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From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
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Nothing is worse than eating a strawberry thinking it’s going to taste good and it sucks shit. Yet this is what always happens when I eat a strawberry so I’m starting to think they all shit tbh and I’ve been lying to myself pretending they are good.
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