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Isn’t the whole point of social media to follow people you don’t know bc of their posts??????? Am I dumb???? Especially on tumblr, like you reblog but legit convos?
So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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I think 99’s opinion is the most trusted among the troopers.
When new admirals and Nat-borns get assigned they have to go through Kamino before being picked up so 99 gets a chance to meet most of them.
He’ll pass on his opinions to the respective commanding officers and he’s never been wrong about someone yet.
Whenever any of the Commanders are meeting a new Admiral, they’ll call up 99 for his opinion.
The Alphas especially respect his opinion as it kept them out of trouble many times
99 is a king and all the clones love him
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Everyone knows Clone Medics with threaten death to get their troops to chill for five seconds.
But
Somehow, they get Jedi younglings their medbay. They’re good people so they treat their wounds kindly, give warnings for shots, rub backs on gently, calming words, hugs when they’re done.
And it’s sweet and nice.
Until
A medic (pick any battalion) hears a clone trying to get up from a bed. They, with our hesitation ‘sit the kark down before I break your legs’
The staring contest he and the Jedi youngling had was intense, only broken by the sound of laughter behind them from the before mentioned trooper.
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another doodle in the journey of Fox being the only person Palps actually likes
#commander fox#sheev palpatine#ooooooohhhhh this is brewing ideas#yes#I like this#murder each other?#nah#murder besties
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Sorta, but judge Judy is my jam. I love that lady omg
Is anyone else into legal hearings? Bc the drama going down about these jury surveys is insane and I don’t know anyone else who enjoys watching three hours of attorneys politely arguing while a judge exists in a state of offended disbelief.
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Foundlings and their pets
In s3 of Mandalorian, we get some baby raptors to train as pets.
But what if they weren't the only pets, think about it. Idk what they would have but could you imagine them just training or playing with their pet massiff, adorable.
Plus they would function as great guard dogs from TBOBF and the Tuskens, but are also not dangerous to kids at all. Some would stay with the foundlings during the day to defend them or warn of predators. Also, they would be a good warning system at night, similar to working dogs on a farm that guard the animals. They would detect predators and chase them off and warn the adults of danger.
Not only that but you get cute moments of the foundlings playing with them! They would need a close bond, so play time, via chasing them, tug of war, belly scratches, would do wonders. It would also teach them responsibility and how to care for an animal. Not only that, but they wouldn't be afraid of them if they came across a wild one, knowing how to handle themselves to deescalate the situation.
Plus, could you imagine when the Nite Owls join their group. They just see these massive massiffs nuzzling and licking a five year old that its laying on, the kid laughing their ass off and yelling 'that tickles!' Adorable. Said massiff then growling and getting all protective once it sees the Nite Owls, like 'who tf are you and why are you staring at my baby.'
OMG, massiffs spending the night cuddling with a Mandalorian whos on watch that evening, snoring and drooling without a care.
I have grown attached.
#crack#massiff#mandalorians#the mandalorian#children of the watch#the tribe#foundlings#foundlings mandalorian#kids and their pets#adorable#i can say what i want and no one can stop me
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Legit making my day here.
You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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I have found Alpha 17, Sister Micheal is such a mood and legit my favorite.
Their both in teaching positions but really their whole vibe is ‘f ck them kids’.
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Coruscant Guard headcanons-ish (mostly focusing on Hound):
There aren’t just massiffs
Coruscant has a lot of smuggling, including animals. Not only that but the Senators give them their pets to take care of (that is not a pet but a wild animal wtf)
But they end up with an assortment of baby animals that CAN be domesticated and do something with them
Quinlan started it when he handed a baby Nexu to Fox and said they were trainable and loyal. Fox passed this on to Hohnd and nugget was a part of the family since
Ever since then they got two more Nexu, both sticking with new shinies under Hounds command
Surprisingly they have one Narglatch, though Blizzard (dubbed by Stone) is rarely used. Often used for chases in the lower levels, able to chase and weave easier through crowds than a speeder (think Horses in police forces)
At one point, some 501st and 212th troopers found what they thought to be a massiff and happily dropped it with the Guard,
It was not a massiff and Hound broke many laws to get it to the Jedi temple and out of his hands fast
See they had found an Albek, a force sensitive creature that looks like a massif but is VERY aggressive and BERY untrainable, last Hound heard was that it was set free and is very happy
Another of the larger creatures that is used far more often than the narglatch is the Varactyl
Somehow a shipment of young had been smuggled onto Coruscant and were taken in by the Guard
Their ability to climb vertical surfaces and calm nature and silliness to listen to their rider made them perfect in the club districts; the tall buildings were close enough to jump between and had many platforms for people to walk and dance
They could weave above crowds and act almost like helicopters when chasing criminals, but we’re able to go into the crowds; only problem is that people had to get out of the way or be trampled
Hound and his infinite luck ran across a hurt Rancor with a shiny one night. Though they could not take the Rancor in, they sent it to the Jedi temple where it receives lots of love and treats from the younglings and troopers who visit
The Rancor serves as a guardian of the wing dedicated to dangerous artifacts and texts, and is watched over by the Temple Guard
AND AND AND
Spark dragons
ARF troopers ride them but due to fear, they are used to guard the prisons. Occasionally, they are lent out to other battalions with their riders
They are dragons native to Kiffu and can easily get their charge from the static electricity created by genorators
They were found as young babies and trained by the ARF
Quinlan was absolutely ecstatic and adores them, they’ve made a special attachment with him but prefer their troopers
On one occasion two were sent out with the Marine Corps, who were afraid as hell. Those troopers had a lovely time and many stores of scaring the ‘homosexual hardcore’ troopers
#clone wars#crack#clones#coruscant guard#arf trooper hound#ARF troopers#massiff#grizzer#spark dragon#nexu#rancor#narglatch#Quinlan vos#commander fox#varactyl#coruscant#coruscant and it’s animal smuggling#they’re so cute and deadly#cute#but deadly
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Hound is god with all animals, but massiffs are his favorite. He has a habit of sneaking Grizzer into the barracks and sleeps with her. He and Grizzer (who is very large for a massiff) enjoy doing whatever they please and no one will tell them off because Grizzer knows how to be intimidating.
Requests: Commander Fox and the Guard
I am on a Fox kick lately so I would love it if people send in their Fox or Corrie Guard related prompts!
Any characters or pairings welcome. Angst, Fluff,hurt comfort, anything goes. Just wanna write more for my lads in red and having requests helps get my brain moving.
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Adding the back panel between his legs bc i forgor
Pyro Designs! Hero my little Clone OC
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Pyro Designs! Hero my little Clone OC
#clone wars#clones#clone Oc#original clone trooper#original character#clone flametrooper#ct 5838 pyro#Pyro
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Clone OC 'Pyro' CT-5838
Pyro is part of the Commander Jet's Flamethrower Battalion. As a tubie, his tank had a heating malfunction. This is just the beginning of his relation to heat. As a cadet, he continueally has had incidents with fire, either the droids he was training with spontaneously bursting into flames, his bunk malfunctioning and catching his blankets on fire, or accidentally setting his Alpha trainer on fire (he is very sorry and no one knows how).
Despite his many childhood accidents, he was incredibly skilled and was at the top of his entire cadet grouping (idk there are like 6 squads (based on what we saw with Domino Squad) for cadets but 4 squads is a Platoon in the GAR so idk what the number is but you get it). Despite this his trainer removed him from his squad and reassigneed him to work with a new flamethrower squad, who were also trained as a bomb squad. Despite working primarily flamethrowers, they dealt with anything fire or explosive. Due to their suits and nature of their training, it is very efficient and practical.
He met and worked with Commander Jet as a cadet and was practically his second in command. They were very good friends and he does know Commander Bacara (along with the rest of the flamethrower battalion).
Now, all this fire and accidents does not mean he got his name from his curious accidents. In fact its quite the opposite. See, he is -by all definitions of the word- a pyromaniac. Sure these accidents were not his fault or he intentionally caused them, but here were many later in life that he DID cause.
He is a very chill and honest man, with a kind soul. He loves people and seeing new things. He can be a little mean when deserved and is serious when it comes to the lives of his brothers. However, once Commander Jet gives the go ahead, he becomes manic and laughs uncontrollably. He can and will set fire to everything he sees.
Eventually, closer to the end of the war (not Order 66 bc that doesn't exist to me) he develops pyromania. It had always been present but his brothers would help with the urges. As time went on, the urges became to strong and to cope he would carry a small lighter. While it didn't necessarily help, it distracted his mind and satiated the urges during missions.
Once the war had ended and the Jedi left Coruscant (getting into personal headcanons here). Though they still lived with the Jedi at one of the older renovated temples, he found life much too quiet. Unfortunately, unlike other battalions, the Flamethrower Troopers had to learn to skills rather than apply already known ones, most of the time. Several clones from all over decided to take up outside jobs or missions with Jedi Masters/Shadows, Pyro decided to work as a bounty hunter and Jedi Shadows.
During his time as a bounty hunter, his pyromania did not worsen. However, he did indulge it with more than a lighter. He would occasionally take work for a demonlition guild, allowing him to set fire or blow up whatever was required.
His time as a bounty hunter/shadow was not all wonderful. During a mission gone bad with Jedi Shadow Quinlan Vos, he had lost an arm below the elbow and a leg below the knee. With quick treatment he was able to get mechanical replacements, which he then had himself and his Flamethrower buddies upgrade to shoot fire from the arm.
While having jet boots would be awesome, he already had a jetpack. Instead he chose to upgrade the leg with several blades. The leg can fully split open and spit out a sword or the foot can push into the ankle joint and pop out a blade at the heel, like a bladed high heel shoe. With this blade, his kicks would slice whatever came into contact with it.
Looks wise, Pyro hasn't changed much over the years. He's not heavy into body mods like some of the others and keeps things relatively tame. He has simple flowing tattoos that resemble lava flow on his arms and down his thighs. The magma stems from his spine and reaches just at his jaw. The ink used glows bright orange in the dark. Down his spine says 'born of fire' in Mando'a that glows red.
He keeps his hair short and his eyes are a more golden than standard. Pyro, like most flamethrower trooper, has burn scars on his forearms and hands.
Due to his time as a flamethrower trooper, he has lung damage like most. His helmet is equipt with many air filters and seals to keep his lungs safe. Not only that but his lenses have multiple filters to see people/targets through fire/large heat sources.
#clone wars#clones#clone trooper training#clone training#clone oc#original character#original clone trooper#ct-5838 pyro#flametrooper#clone flametrooper#commander jet
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When I say that I want Badass or Competent clones, I don’t mean that they can hold their own or can lead without the Jedi.
That’s nice but not what I want.
I want the clones getting stuck, alone, surrounded, and come back to their Jedi mostly fine but covered in blood that ISNT theirs. I want them able to take down natborns on their own skill and fighting styles. No blasters, no weapons.
I want clones that seem nice but once in a while, their Jedi fear them.
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For some odd reason I got the idea in my head that Monnk and Fox HATE each other.
Like they cannot be in the room together, they will beat each other to death.
No one knows why but since they were cadets they can’t.
No Jedi knows because it’s never been an issue until there’s this big meeting and any Jedi available shows up in person with their commander.
Kit joins and Monnk is meant to be there too but is late. No one sees an issue until Commander Thire shows up, he’s meant to accompany Fox for the meeting.
Thire looks at Kit Fisto and shakily asks, ‘where’s Monnk?’
‘He’s running late. He’s probably showing Commander Fox the way, since he’s never been to the temple before.’
The Jedi laugh and the commanders freeze, ‘uh oh’
then all the commanders run out of the room, shouting for Fox and Monnk.
The Jedi look towards the holo of Ponds and Mace, all direction to Ponds.
“No one knows why but everytime they meet they fight. Not like spar fight but I’m gonna kill you fight. We don’t leave them alone together, ever.”
Well, the commanders return a few minutes later. Fox and Monnk split apart and once settled, motion for the meeting to start.
After all is done, everyone moves to leave and Thire loops an arm around Fox. The man isn’t really putting any weight on his leg and is breathing uneven. Commander Cody goes and helps him out.
The Jedi seem taken aback by this and leave somewhat confused. Commander Doom helps stabilize Monnk and walks with him out. All they hear is a mumured ‘why every time. You have to beat the snot out of each other.’
Kit Fisto looking confused, looks toward the Commanders.
‘They got to each other first, might wanna get Monnk to a medbay.’
Kit nods and quickly goes after Monnk.
#clone wars#clones#commander monnk#commander fox#headcanons#Commander Doom#Commander Wolffe#coruscant guard#scuba troopers
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Yknow that trend where it’s like ‘we’re the *insert anything* of course we *insert specific thing that only participants really get*
Imagine the Corries
We’re the Corries, of course we haven’t slept in 2 days
We’re the Corries, of course we’re understaffed
We’re the Corries, of course we have no medical supplies
We’re the Corries, of course we get yelled at by every nat-born
We’re the Corries, of course we don’t get along with the GAR
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I love to imagine the training differences between the Jedi and the Clones. Not even like the difficulty of attitude towards it but the trainers themselves and what’s expected.
These clones need to grow up fast and learn to overcome personal issues and batch problems quickly. Their trainers (trainers that are older Clones such as Colt or Alpha-17) are harsh but ready to show them the way. They will yell and scream and beat their lessons into them, but when all is said an done they'll treat the cadets wounds with bacta and soft words, holding them if needed.
Jedi trainers and NOT THAT. They are sweet, gentle (most of the time (they are dealing with kids)), patient, loving, and caring. They use a slow and steady hand to guide the younglings, not only with physical training but also their personal training. They will work with the younglings, slow and patient til they understand and get it.
All of this deep dive for one comedic scene in my brain. Anyway.
In order to bridge the gap between the two organizations, several small groups of jedi younglings are taken to Kamino to meet other cadets and learn how they think/act for when each group joins the war. The younglings get to view training, visit the tubies and clones of all ages, speak with the trainers/commanders stationed there, see some of the labs, and play with some of the 'babies' and younger cadets.
During the view of a spar, the younglings are quiet and taking in the cadets (about age 10 looking) with each other. Alpha-17 is talking to the younglings, explaining their regiment and who is good at what. Once the spar is done, 17 has the same two cadets go again. He explains what he is looking for, how he sees their spar, when -after the third spar with the same pair- 17 pauses and screams:
"CT-42-9686! You drop that arm again before you're strike and i'll break it off and beat you with it! Raise it up! Do it again or I'll give you to Havoc and he'll beat it out of you!
Needless to say this got some questionable reactions and lots of squawking from the Jedi Trainer and younglings. While, the cadet adjusted his form and the others laughed.
When the younglings reaturned to their friends at the temple, they were aprehensive to share their stories of scary Clone Trainers that were mean and yelled at the Cadets and the Cadets who seemed to like it!
Meanwhile, the cadets are astonished when they had visited the temple and a Jedi trainer paused a spar and personally adjusted the younglings form and then quietly explained why it was better to do the adjustment. The next few times the youngling forgot the adjustment, the Trainer would call out 'do the adjustment!' softly and kindly.
When they returned to Kamino, they didn't know how to start explaining the Jedi's teaching methods. There were not words for them. The next time they got yelled at, they ran up and hugged their trainer and cried at how happy they were.
Needless to say, neither group will be changing their training methods any time soon.
#crack#clone wars#clones#alpha 17#jedi#jedi younglings#clone cadets#clone trooper training#clone training#jedi training
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