technicolorhousecat
Resident Poltergeist
•North or Nessie, 26, USA, Amateur Cryptid•Eventually, I’ll meet whatever awaits me at the end of my existence and we’ll see who smites who you son of a bitch
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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the desire to pronounce words as they are said in their source language for the sake of accuracy vs the desire to not sound like a complete tool
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns
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SALAZZLE HELP GUIDE
OKAY LISTEN UP PEEPS
Are you looking for a female Salandit so you can get your lovely Salazzle for your Pokemon Sun and Moon team? Tired of dealing with that awful 87.5% male to 12.5% female ratio? Then look no further than this pretty mofo right here:
THAT’S RIGHT, YA BOY SYLVEON. But why this magnificent little ribbon twirler? Because of this:
When your Eevee evolves into Sylveon with 5 hearts in Pokemon Refresh, it will automatically get the ability Cute Charm. This is where the kicker comes in!
THE CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A POKEMON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS 66.7%, REGARDLESS OF GENDER RATIOS!
So go grab yourself a male Eevee off of route 4, love the shit out of the little man in Refresh, and go catch yourself some female Salandits to get that Salazzle! Happy Hunting!
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Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.
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visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?
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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
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some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”
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artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it
#true neutral#unless it’s something I know VERY well or am just fucking around with#then it’s chaotic evil
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Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
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