Imagine your icon calling you to watch them do parkour. You turn to look, and they scream, “HARDCORE PARKOUR,” just as they trip over a bench and break their ankle. 

      Now the Hermes cabin was led by Travis and Connor Stoll. They weren’t twins, but they  looked so much alike it didn’t matter. I could never remember which one was older. They were both tall and skinny, with mops of brown hair that hung in their eyes. They wore orange CAMP HALF-BLOOD T-shirts untucked over baggy shorts, and they had those elfish features all Hermes’s kids had: upturned eyebrows, sarcastic smiles, a gleam in their eyes whenever they looked at you-like they were about to drop a firecracker down your shirt.

why do you hate me

[ idk but sometimes it actually pains me to look at asa butterfield’s face because thE BOY INS TRIPED PYJAMA’S ]

[ idk but sometimes it actually pains me to look at asa butterfield's face because thE BOY INS TRIPED PYJAMA'S ]

10/10 would join

technasma replied to your post “§”

petition to start a matt fandom kbye

"Well you sir, are Internet Explorer, slow, unwanted, unneeded and not fabulous enough for me: Google Chrome."

"Don’t be so desilusional, everyone loves me because I’m hot, and funny and interesting. And you are…you’re like…you’re like Mean Girls 2”

[ hey guys i've found grandpa!travis in a nutshell ]

"Connor, people only like you because you're related to me,                otherwise you'd be like the Justin Bieber of Camp Half-Blood."

"Oh no, it’s you. They didn’t miss you because who would miss you when they have me.”

me as fruit

you as fruit

Jack Wilder: Beginning Scene [x]

"Everyone's favorite Stoll? Since when?"

     "Since always. Duh."

i’ll be moving blogs, since this blog is highly unorganized and it’s bothers me to quite a great extent—the new url is blondestrategist. there, i’ll be much more neater and less ooc. i’ll also be moving ongoing threads there

          "The Stoll's back–                  –I don't need to ask if anyone missed me because we all know that everyone did."

"Speaking of bleeding, do you have any tampons? Preferably some unused ones, but I don't care they're not for me anyway. Someone in my cabin's nose is bleeding like crazy and the tissues are running out, so we kind of really need them or we'll all be wiping our asses with leaves."

+3

"Yeah... you're a girl, right?"

+3

"You look a hell of a lot like you’ve come for my help."