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SkekZok: I can’t believe you assassinated the All-Maudra!
SkekVar: Well, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed her cause she was a dick, so technically it’s just murder.
SkekZok:
SkekZok: That’s not better!!
#skekzok#skekvar#mayrin#skekzok the ritual master#skekvar the general#skeksis#all maudra mayrin#the dark crystal#tdc incorrect quotes#source: incorrect-dnd-classes#mod quotes#tdc | aor#proud all maudra
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Gurjin: I have a plan.
Kylan: I have the hospital and Naia on speed dial.
#gurjin#kylan#naia#bold gurjin#wise kylan#fierce naia#swamp twins#tdc incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn 99#mod quotes#tdc | aor#tdc | books#the dark crystal
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Rian: You took EVERYTHING from me-
SkekSo, wagging his finger: NUH UH
#rian#skekso#brave rian#skekso the emperor#skeksis#tdc incorrect quotes#source: ifunny#mod quotes#tdc | aor#tdc | books#the dark crystal
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"I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heartcells".
-Gurjin
#gurjin#bold gurjin#tdc incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#the dark crystal#tdc | aor#tdc | books#mod quotes
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Last quote was from good omens, sorry about not putting it in!!
No worries! Thank you for letting me know.
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Dance of Shame
[ AU where Tolyn survives and has to face the resistance ]
Gurjin: Well…?
Tolyn: Look, I’m sorry okay! Please, have mercy, everyone is starring…
Gurjin: I said I wanted a proper apology.
Tolyn: ~You were right~ ~You were right~ ~I was wrong~ ~You were right~
#gurjin#bold gurjin#tolyn#tdc incorrect quotes#user quotes#talkin-tdc#tdc | aor#The Dark Crystal#source: good omens
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Hup: Skeksis weird. In bad way.
Skekgra: You know me. I strive to displease!
#hup#skekgra#hup the paladin#skekgra the heretic#skeksis#tdc incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#mod quotes#tdc | aor#the dark crystal
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[Ethri about to take the rest of the Sifa off to sea]
Naia: Stop! You can't go!
Ethri: Why? Don't you want the Sifa to be safe?
Naia: Of course I do! It's just... umm... . Onica, tell her.
Onica: The stars are not in position for this.
Tae: Like she said! Stars! Can't do it. Not today.
#ethri#naia#onica#tae#maudra ethri#fierce naia#tdc incorrect quotes#source: the road to el dorado#mod quotes#the dark crystal#tides of the dark crystal#tdc | books
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Brea: You're no fun anymore.
Seladon: Was I ever?
#brea#seladon#clever brea#loyal seladon#all maudra seladon#tdc incorrect quotes#source: unknown#user quotes#hestia-marie#tdc | aor#the dark crystal#vapra sisters
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Gurjin: The Captain just banned overly specific nicknames in the Castle Guard and everyone is staring at Rat Snitch Tolyn The Good Time Ruiner
#gurjin#tolyn#the dark crystal#tdc incorrect quotes#source: twitter#user quotes#pepperedappels-main#tdc | aor
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SkekMal: My "hyperfixation" is murder and I will be "info-dumping" your body in the lake.
#skekmal#skekmal the hunter#skeksis#tdc incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#mod quotes#tdc | aor#the dark crystal
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I forgot how to render urVa's mane... hair.
Based on a @tdc-incorrect-quotes ... quote although I changed the wording a bit.
EDIT: Apparently my post doesn't appear in tags even if I hyperlink a fucking tumblr link. I love this website.
#skekmal#skekmal the hunter#urva#urva the archer#skeksis#urru#mystics#source: unknown#drawn quotes#holiday quotes#christmas quotes
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Well! I'm officially out of quotes to post. I'm surprised it lasted nearly over a year since starting this blog. Unfortunately, this means this blog won't be posting daily anymore.
In the mean time, the submission box is open. Feel free to submit quotes! And if you find any posts from incorrectdarkcrystal I haven't archived yet, please "@" me.
Have a good day!
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SkekGra: The best revenge, really, is being nice to someone who's mean to you!
SkekMal, in the background: Or murder.
#skekgra#skekmal#skekgra the heretic#skekmal the hunter#skeksis#tdc incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#mod quotes#tdc | aor#q
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Seladon: For the people I offended this year...
Seladon: Please change, so I don't have to offend you next year.
#seladon#loyal seladon#all maudra seladon#source: heartland#incorrectdarkcrystal archive#holiday quotes#new years quotes#q
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Rian: New Year, New Me
Gurjin: New Year, Same Me
Rian:
Gurjin: I’m perfect
#rian#gurjin#brave rian#bold gurjin#castle guard bros#source: tumblr#incorrectdarkcrystal archive#holiday quotes#new years quotes#q
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Rek’yr: Hunter, what do you want for Christmas?
SkekMal: Revenge
Rek’yr: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
SkekMal: Instruments of torture
Rek’yr: what harmless gift do you want for Christmas?
SkekMal: A new tea kettle
#rek'yr#skekmal#sandmaster rek'yr#skekmal the hunter#skeksis#source: unknown#incorrectdarkcrystal archive#holiday quotes#christmas quotes#q
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