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Hidden singer (Coyote and Big Bluestem); Dec 2022, ink. ID in alt.
In the North American prairies, we talk about the "big four" characteristic grass species, which historically were among the most common prairie plant species and are noted for their affects on the rest of the habitat. They define the habitat, in the same way oak forest is defined by oaks. Everything else that lives there is shaped by them. This art represents Andropogon gerardii, whose common English names include Big Bluestem and Turkeyfoot.
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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative
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i love saying “you wouldnt get it” like the joker about things almost anyone would get. woke up this morning.. you wouldnt get it…
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speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
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demographic survey
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got a really nice comment on an old fic that's kinda making me wanna go back to it...
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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taleofnine · 10 hours
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look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter
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i'm about to throw up laughing over the concept of asking liam gallagher his thoughts on the lgbt community like what if he'd said no
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How many first cousins do you have? A first cousin is any offspring of your parents' siblings.
I have no first cousins
1 cousin
2-3 cousins
4-5 cousins
6-7 cousins
8-10 cousins
11-15 cousins
16-25 cousins
26-50 cousins
51+ cousins
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taleofnine · 10 hours
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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I had more options but i am limited to 12 unfortunately.
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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
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