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broke: enrico maxwell is a misogynist and that's why he called integra a protestant sow
woke: maxwell calls all protestants sows
bespoke: sow is just his go-to insult. someone cuts him off in traffic? sow. barista got his order wrong? sow. anderson left the window open when it's raining again? sow. it's as versatile an insult as "coward" if not more so
A/n: I only came up with this list bc I already had Integra’s favorite ice cream flavor canoned in my mind so I figured I make a list lol
Hellsing’s Favorite Ice Cream Flavors
Sir Integra: Mint chocolate chip, with no shame about it
Alucard: Acts like he is too good for ice cream- and sweets in general- but will eat literally any ice cream as long as it isn’t mint, you can not have sweets around him
Seras: Strawberry and she makes sure she gets all the chunks
Walter: Butterscotch (the old man without a doubt carries around the hard candies too)
Pip: Cookie Dough
Penwood: He can’t have ice cream anymore because it drives up his blood sugar 😢
Anderson: Coffee (he without a doubt lives and breaths coffee, if Alucard hadn’t of killed him his caffeine addiction would have)
Maxwell: Pistachio (mother fucking psycho path)
Heinkel: Black Cherry
Yumi: Sweet Mango Mochi
The Major: Vanilla (basic bitch)
Doc: Hot fudge sundaes with all the fixings
Luke: Vanilla (another basic bitch)
Jan: He doesn’t care for ice cream, get him a blue raspberry slushies
The Captain: Chocolate (I am not even going to lie I am only doing this out of irony since dogs aren’t supposed to have chocolate)
Dandy Man: Vanilla Gelato (less of a basic bitch but still basic)
Schrödinger: He doesn’t like ice cream because the first time he had it he ate it too fast and got a brain freeze so now he’s scared of it
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