read this bingo card and you’ve seen every argument that twitter ai bros can puke out!

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

being the creator of your own blorbo is so fucking hard I have to do EVERYTHING around here

i am so tired of being posts making really good and important points but are also full of guilt-trippy language, y’all on this site have really got to cut this shit out because it’s not cute or helpful to your political goals, i promise you’ll get more people to genuinely care about a thing (as opposed to guiltily making a show of caring about it) without being emotionally manipulative

Where’s the post where solas is telling sera to go to elf practice

it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

it’s always so wild when snl makes jokes about hating elon or kanye or recent public waves of antisemitism or transphobia and it’s just like ?? you literally invited all these people onto your show. RECENTLY. when they were already Controversial and specifically BECAUSE their controversy brings in ratings. like.. “i thought we all agreed this shit was bad who keeps giving these ideas a platform wow it’s so crazy who could have seen this coming tee hee” are you fucking kidding. the call is coming from inside 30 rock

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

When I see ai art, I always check the hands.

And almost always...there are six fingers. Seven knuckles.

A missing thumb.

And yet, as long as they have big tits, people be fawning over it like omg this is peak art.

Yeah. Peak art made by a bot and stolen from actual artists that still somehow can't figure out the exact number of fingers and hands a human being has.

The trees I saw in San Diego

anyway for the record, yes, so-and-so did use girl power when she committed a bunch of murders. it’s called girl power not girl ethics or girl qualms or girl wisdom or whatnot.

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

Winslow Homer (American, 1836-1910)

Watching the Breakers, 1891

The Green Knight (2021), dir. David Lowery

Icelandic Horse by photohestur

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

Merry Clickmas!