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A lot of people let me down but my 3lb bag of Craisins won't
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People who gesticulate wildly while they speak are in a unique position to slap people as much as they want and I'm jealous of them for that
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Its a nut sack
ASFGHJKFHKL that is the fucking laziest, ugliest heart shape i’ve ever seen 😭💀
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All of these are great. I personally would go with the laundry one because i HATE folding laundry. And it would just free up a bunch of time for me.
But BUT The headphone one is sounding really cool from like a story telling stand point. They go to the volume you NEED. Imagine youre at work mopping or some shit and just rocking out when suddenly they go silent. And you start hearing footsteps and breathing and turn just in time to dodge a killer. Love the concept.
no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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My local asian grocery store had Japanese cheesecake on sale. I made a Maple Brown Butter caramel for sauce and a nice dollop of spray whipped cream. Delicious dessert.
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God gives his sickest tricks to his dopest soldiers
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This is a huge reason housing is unaffordable. Make this illegal.
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Me in highschool showing up to semi formal with spiked hair
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Me: My first wish is unlimited wealth.
Genie: Granted.
Me: Second is Abolish Capitalism.
Genie: Wait, but then why the wealth?
Me: I got a plan just do it.
Genie: Ok. Done.
Me: Third wish, wait! Do you need freedom?
Genie: No.
Me: Ok beef chalupa supreme.
Genie: Done. By the way... what was your plan?
Me: To get a free beef chalupa supreme.
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