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Sans Undertale and Reigen from #Reigensweep are vacillating between Kismesis and Matesprits! You may not know this but they married and had a divorce and remarried and redivorced during the tumblr sexyman twitter polls. this is true they told me themselves
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I still want to hear your sexuality hc about your fav characters like an idiot
Types up small essay:
(I included some gender hcs too, since there's a lot of gender HCs that are very important to me.)
I've already mentioned some of these, but it pains me to make an incomplete list. Also, it's divided by fandom. (for fandoms you aren't in, disregard!)
These are only the ones I'm very attached to and cannot imagine the character without. No worries if you are squicked by or disagree with any of em!
One Piece:
Luffy: Canonically asexual, but I hc him specifically as sex positive. He doesn't really get the point, but would fuck you if you asked. Also NB. Man does not understand the hype around gender in the slightest.
Nami: Sex NEGATIVE asexual, and will only use sex appeal to steal your wallet.
Franky: Trans dude. If he can make himself a robot body, he can make himself a robot dick. Also he's Bi. He never mentions any of this, and is surprised that his crewmates didn't already know.
Zoro: Has legit never thought about it. He has no fucking clue what his sexuality is. He just does what he wants in the moment.
Sanji: There's a solid arguement to be made in canon that my dude is not Cis. (There's simping, and then there's getting euphoria for being in the body of your hot female friend.) I personally HC him as bigender. Also, no way is he actually into ladies.
Homestuck:
Vriska: Trans woman, transitioned super young. Will fight you if you misgender her.
Karkat: Not being able to feel certain quadrants places him on the Troll aromantic spectrum. Troll sexuality is different and my HCs should reflect that!
John: Bi, and doesn't understand that Bi isn't the default. Everyone finds their male friends attractive, that doesn't mean they want to date them! (he is wrong.)
Aradia: Lesbian in red and pitch quadrants.
Roxy: Pan, and uses she/her + Neopronouns (I'd think it/its and nya/nyas fit her vibe.)
Jade: Queer, and very open about having a crush on everyone in her friend group at one point.
The Owl House:
Willow: Trans woman. Her intro episode has so much trans subtext, what can I say!
No South Park Headcanons I'm really attached to, but practically everything but Transfem!Butters has canon backing at this point.
I actually don't headcanon Mr. Kitty as intersex because Ms. Cartman totally replaces Mr. Kitty whenever something bad happens, and that explains the inconsistencies.
Total Drama:
Bi Owen is arguably canon, if played for laughs. (I know the shows old, but yikes!)
But have you considered... closeted Bi Heather? Gives me peak "get out of my school vibes" with Gwen.
Julia seems the type to pretend to be gay on the internet for clout, then realize she actually is gay. She's horrible like that.
I know Wayne is canonically the best Ally, but Harold knows more about LGBTQ+ history than everyone else put together and will happily talk about it when asked. He has helped at least 3 people figure out the name for their sexuality.
I saw someone posting about Aroace DJ, and it has not left my brain since.
Bi Zoey! She's not open about it, due to not wanting to be the only openly queer person in her small town.
Scott is gay, but he also knows very little about sexuality. It takes him embarrassingly long to figure it out.
Jasmine is questioning her sexuality, and Sammy (I will not call her Samey, I refuse.) was her first known crush on a girl. Still love her and Shawn though.
He/they Shawn. Based off vibes.
Priya gives me "me before I realized I was into girls" vibes. I don't make the rules.
Ace Attorney:
Bi Gumshoe. If he's straight, why does he act the exact same around Edgeworth than he does his CANON crush.
Aroace Athena. I cannot imagine her having romantic feelings for anyone, I'm sorry. (Junie had a crush on her at one point though, and she was flattered.)
NB Apollo. His relationship with gender (makes contented buzzing noise!)
Demi Edgeworth: Cannot have a crush on someone without knowing them for 5 years first.
Transmasc. Maya, because gender roles in her village is pretty key to her arc, and that'd be a cool way of exploring that.
I know Bi Phoenix is the prevalent headcanon, but I am a Gay Phoenix enjoyer. His fling with Dahlia reads as Comphet to me.
Danganronpa:
Gonta's relationship with gender in canon is so ??? no way is he cis. I'm giving him the Genderqueer label, but Cisn't. I don't think he's quite figured it out though.
If I am despised for liking Bi Tenko, so be it. It makes sense with what we see of her backstory, and no way am I allowing my fave to be a stereotype.
I am a trans Chihiro enjoyer, but fuck you if you think the people that want to use Chihiro's canon pronouns are transphobic. The whole thing is stupid, and people should be able to have fun with the character without discourse
Very Openly gay, All Pronouns (including Neopronouns!) Ibuki. They lead the GSA at Hope's Peak. Ate a gender for breakfast once.
Demi Taka. Also Demi Mukuro.
Aroace Togami. Man only has an interest in sex because its expected of him, and does not enjoy when someone is sexually attracted to him.
Aroace Makoto with a million QPPs. It doesn't make sense with canon, but it is one of my favorite headcanons.
Bi Toko.
Poly Kaede.
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ykno what. i rlly wanna answer these but i dont really have many ppl who are actively following me. so i will just answer all 100 homestuck questions
When did you first get into Homestuck? in grade 7. i was about 13.
How quickly did you finish reading the comic? a few months maybe!
How many times have you read HS? ive read HS proper twice, and the epilogues too many to count.
Ever made your own chumhandle? many times... i think my first one was gentlemanlyTerror. my one now would probably be hazardouslyToony or something
Ever made a trollsona? dozens!!
Ever made a kidsona? yeah a couple
Ever cosplayed a HS character? yes!!! my first one was terezi (it was SOOO bad. i literally mixed white face paint with eyeshadow, taped red see-though paper onto my old glasses, and made horns out of paper), then my second one was horuss, that i spent a lot of effort on, and then last year i went to a con as jake :3
Ever bought HS merch? yeah i have lots!! i have a lot of merch you cant get anymore. posters and stuff. i also have the jake shirt and the vodka mutuni plush. and i also have charms.
Ever made an MSPFA? i attempted to. only got a few pages in though...
Ever drank Faygo? they dont sell it in my country
Favorite Alpha kid? jane, surprisingly. jake is just the character who is Me.
Favorite Alpha troll? aranea by fucking far.
Favorite Alpha character overall? calliope!!!!!!!! CALLIOPEEE!!!!
Least favorite Alpha kid? dick rider
Least favorite Alpha troll? i hate most of them but the racial stereotype ones i guess would be the worst
Least favorite Alpha character overall? i honestly dont even know
Favorite Beta kid? ROSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Beta troll? terezi and vriska!!
Favorite Beta character overall? ummm allof the ones i just mentioned
Least favorite Beta kid? i like all of them. but i guess i spend the least amount of time thinking about dave so him
Least favorite Beta troll? GAMZEE. GAMZEE.
Least favorite Beta character overall? gamzee.
Favorite guardian? ..................bro strider
Least favorite guardian? um? alpha john i guess idk
Favorite Alternian ancestor? mindfang MIND. FANG. !!! theres something so wrong with her <3
Least favorite Alternian ancestor? whatever the fuck the sollux one is idgaf about him
Favorite carapacian? aimless renegade he holds suuuch a special place in my heart
Least favorite carapacian? Ms. Paint
Favorite Friendsim character? tyzias <3 <3 She is sooo . so hot. so arelynera and elwurd. also dammek! i love dammek
Least favorite Friendsim character? tirona i want her dead
Favorite sprite? gcattavrossprite and jasprosesprite
Least favorite sprite? umm the aradia frog one
Favorite pale ship? i like pale davekat. okay? i get it. i know. stfu
Favorite pitch ship? janerezi LMAO
Favorite flushed ship? JUNEREZI!!! JUNEREZZIIIIIIII!!!!! also callijane or calliroxy. i dont really like cotton candy im sory. i also like rosemary a lot
Favorite ashen ship? karkat c3< vriska and kanaya but in a really fucked up way
Favorite vacillating ship? .vriskan
OTP? junerezi :3
NOTP? absolutely dirkjake i hate dirkjake
BROTP? tavros and jake!!
Character you’d choose to be your moirail? if im allowed to choose hiveswap characters, bronya. if not, porrim.
Character you’d choose to be your kismesis? aranea ooough...
Character you’d choose to be your matesprit? i dont want to date ANY OF(tyzias.)
Character you’d choose to be your auspistice? ALL OF THEM ARE TERRIBLE AT IT
Character you’d vacillate quadrants with? jane crocker. get over here kiss me on my mouth
Character you’d be best friends with? jade.pls :3
Patron troll? Are you happy with them? tavros 😭also YES I AM! hed be annoying as heck though.
Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them? karkat.NOT HAPPY.. though i like to pretend im a libra so terezi.
One character you didn’t like at first, but like now? i didnt really like rose i thought she was boring but now shes like my fav ever
One character you liked at first, but don’t like now? dirk......... i used to jokingly hate him but now i seriously dont like him!!!!!
One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now? i used to be Meh on vriskan. i like it a lot now (in a studying u under a microscope not an i think its healthy way)
One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now? confession guys i used to be a dirkjaker
Alpha kids or Beta kids? i have to pick alpha kids since i think about them constantly but i like the beta kids more universally.
Alpha trolls or Beta trolls? BETA who tf chooses ALPHA trolls
Beforus or Alternia? alternia? we barely even see beforus
Derse or Prospit? #pissmoongang
The Felt or The Midnight Crew? the midnight crew absolutely
Grimdark or Crocker Tier? crocker tier i love the concept of it
Red team or blue team? red team i barely care ab anyone on blue (apart from neppers)
Meat or candy? i love both!!! meat and candy epilogues are both good in their own ways.
Trolls, humans, carapaces, or cherubs? cherubs
Have you played Hiveswap? Do you like it? I LOVE HIVESWAP!!!! its so fun!!!
Have you played Friendsim? Do you like it? i played a few of the routes. its alright
Have you played Pesterquest? Do you like it? i played it as it was coming out. its on my steam! i hate it.
Have you read the Epilogues? Do you like them? 😁😁😁you must be new here (I LOVE THEM i have a physical copy)
Have you read HS2? Do you like it? i hated it
Have you read SBAHJ? Do you like it? i have read every single one.its okay!
Classpect you identify with currently? page of hope :p
Classpects you’ve identified with before? - seer of light - seer of hope
Do you like your God Tier outfit? HELP MEEEE yeah its. it sure is an outfit
Do you like bloodswaps? Do you have a favorite? its whatever
Do you like kidswaps? Do you have a favorite? as someone who likes underswap, its odd to me how much i hate kidswaps? like its a huge pet peeve of mine in hs fandom
Do you like speciesswaps? Do you have a favorite? Mehh.
Do you use quadrants IRL? i used to! i dont anymore lol
Do you like celebrating 4/13? yeah!!! definitely
Do you use Pesterchum, MxRP, CheRP, or other HSRP platforms i DO have pesterchum yeah
Favorite Homestuck act? act6
Favorite Homestuck moment? tricky one but one has to be the johnrezi scene in the meat epilogues where (SPOILERS) john dies Favorite Homestuck panel? this one is pretty great
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Favorite Homestuck flash? iiiim a member of the mid nigh t creww
Favorite Homestuck soundtrack? beyond canon. its fucking beautiful
Favorite Broadway Homestuck song? fucking. um. look its karkalicious okay what more could you want. i picked the obvious one etc etc
Favorite Homestuck fansong? okay this isnt really a fansong but everyone please listen to The Leaving from beyond canon its beautiful
Favorite Homestuck fics? house of dirk hands down!!!! its so funny and awesome i want it to update so bad. apart from that, godfeels.
Favorite Homestuck fanartists? meeee:3/j . no jk my fav artist who does hs fanart is @hal9000fanboy . i also LOVE @deathbycatgirl 's homestuck art, its all so unique and the characters are drawn in such a cool scrungey way im wrapping them into a ball
Favorite Homestuck AU? Demonstuck, Kingdomstuck, etc.? i havent heard those names in so long hearing "kingdomstuck" was like a shot to the heart. amino group chats
Favorite hemocaste? teal! and indigo and jade
Favorite typing quirk? i love kuprams from hiveswaps bc its 4chan greentyping
Favorite MSPFA? deadbert bc my friend made it idfk
What would your strife specibus be? scarfkind mb
What would your lusus be? sparkledog
What caste do you feel you’d belong to, regardless of your zodiac? teal
What characters do you relate most to? JAKE ENGLISH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One unpopular HS opinion you have? dirkjake is abusive and dirk is a bad person and also cis. and gamzee isnt redeemable
One popular HS opinion you agree with? jane is Fucking gay!
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c4ndl3-w1ck · 1 year
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Dave and Terezi: Have awkward middle-school mall date.
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@ishomestucktrending
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Going through homestuck stuff on pinterest you see a lot of old hs posts
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Like this. It is so fucking hard to find old shit like this on tumblr these days.
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tired of modern davekat. reject the woobification, embrace the weird-ass quadrant vallication the old shippers liked. they were right.
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sometimes people forget he was in this scene
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Maple's Clown Chart
My most intellectual and unhinged post. I have organized clown characters from various media I've consumed on a chart on a scale of how hot I think they are and how interesting they are to me. Note that Not Hot =/= bad design and Not Interesting =/= bad character, I love just about every character shown. More comprehensive explanations are below, spoilers ahead for various media. Each character will have the game they're form listed in front of them so you can scroll past. Character explanations are in order starting from to right quadrant and moving clockwise. I made this to gush abt my fav characters and fav games, just for fun <33
Some general conclusions:
1.) WE NEED MORE FEMALE CLOWNS IN MEDIA. The gender gap is ridiculous, only 5/16 of the depicted clowns are women, a shocking 31.25%. Media needs more unhinged women with clown aesthetics.
2.) Most clown characters tend to be interesting and have engaging lore, just goes to show how clowns really are supreme.
3.) I have horrible taste in characters considering how many of this circus rejects I find hot, it's never a dull day in my mind
Note: DC Joker isn't depicted, he would be quarantined in his own separate box outside of this chart if I had to add him
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR: Ace Attorney 6, Apollo Justice Ace Attorney, The Great Ace Attorney 2, Ace Attorney Investigations 2, Brave Frontier 2, Deltarune
(Homestuck) Gamzee Makara: The start of my clown brainrot. He's highest ranked in terms of being interesting. He has such a complex and fascinating character that none of homestuck explores. Watching your worldview and beliefs get shattered? Discovering that the future is inevitable and choosing between fighting it or embracing it despite it being against your beliefs and wishes? The struggle of being in control of your own mind when there's constantly some sort of influence over it that suppresses the authentic you? That one brief scene before he dies in the game over timeline in which he's finally free of all forms of mind control and outside influence where we finally see his true emotion and pain? THE CLEAR ANGUISH HE FEELS WHEN HAVING TO FACE HIS ANGER AND VIOLENCE IN FRIENDSIM, A GAME DESIGNED TO FURTHER EXPLORE EXISTING CHARACTERS UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES, THAT JUST. DOESN'T GET EXPLORED EVEN THOUGH THE OPPORTUNITY WAS RIGHT THERE ??? There's so much to analyze and pick at with him, he deserves much better I have so many thoughts about him. Homestuck would have been infinitely better if his character was explored more. Hussie better watch his back. I lack the mental strength and fortitude to place him on the hotness scale, therefore he stays in the middle.
(Homestuck) Kurloz Makara: This guy is so cool. His strange relationship with meulin intrigues me so much (if relationship toxic why make brain go brrrr). The mind control is a cool power, lots of potential fuckery. His big scream thing is also really interesting, especially with the implications it has. His potential guilt and mouth stitching and how it impacts his relation with Meulin is fun to explore. There was also a brief snippet of info about him being "annoying" and talking in riddles before going mute and that's so cool???? I love that so much I wish we could have seen that. Unfortunately, he's less interesting than Gamzee simply because he doesn't have as much presence as him, though that's mainly bc of the criminally low amount of time the dancestors received. He's definitely more hot than Gamzee tho.
(DC Comics) Harley Quinn: I don't engage with DC much but it felt illegal to not include Harley. Literally the blueprint for crazy clown villains with tragic backstories. All her outfits are gorgeous, her relation with Joker and how she thrives without him is so fun to follow. I watched Birds of Prey and literally adored her. She's crazy and gay and has such a fun personality. I love her and she deserves so much.
(Brave Frontier 2) Melfel: This motherfucker ruined my life. From the moment I first saw him in the Battles of Brave Frontier 2 event I knew I would simp for him. He has a sexy clown design, makes puns, has a fun personality, insanely difficult to beat, and is fucked up and evil. Checks off every box on my simp list. His dialogue is so fun, he's just a little shit that makes illusions, most of which are really cool and interesting to see. He either feeds off trauma or really loves making people relive it because that's what one of his biggest illusions was entered around, which I LOVE. He's also like, really gay?? He constantly reiterates that he does everything for Elhaza instead of Neo Orcus, he wants to go terrorize protagonists with him, his dying words are literally "For Elhaza", kinda gay :/ I have to continue reading the game their relationship is so interesting, I hope I can learn more. There's also hints of some messy backstory, lots to think about with him. Overall a very hot and very interesting character for an old, shitty mobile gacha game.
(Super Paper Mario) Dimentio: Maybe I was just a dumb kid but the reveal where he was the real villain screwed with my brain so hard. My memory of the game is a bit blurry so take this review with a grain of salt. All his actions were so unpredictable, it was so so fun to just see what he would do every time he popped up. He falls under the self0serving traitor archetype, which is already incredible in and of itself, but the clownery of his design makes it better. His design is so fun, the style of the game really accentuates it. Unfortunately, it's mostly just kite-shapes, so not many points in the hotness category, but there's some appeal in it okay look. There's something about his movements and speech and face that makes his design appealing. I really need to revisit Paper Mario, it's such an interesting and lowkey-dark game.
(Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice) Geiru Toneido: This is probably the most kinnable clown on the list for me. She just wants to make her father proud and inherit the family name. She is the embodiment of a woman scorned, her anger and sadness and jealousy get the best of her and she literally endangers her life to exact vengeance on her father. Peak girlboss behavior tbh. She just wants love and appreciation from her family and she wants to follow in their footsteps, but struggles and fails each time and she has to watch her friend get the name and recognition she wanted, relatable af lmaoooo. Her clown and non-clown design are both so so pretty, my gay heart go weeeeee. The innuendos with her design put me off at first (i.e the balloon tits), but she's such an enjoyable character with a deeply relatable motive and backstory that I saw past that. A very tragic character with a very interesting backstory, but considering that she's a one-off villain in a filler case between two emotionally draining major plot cases, she doesn't get as much time to explore her character, making her a little less interesting. However, I love her so so much I just want to hug her she reminds me of myself just a little too much.
(Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice/Apollo Justice) Mr. Reus: I'm mad at this character simply because his lore contradicts the already existing Gramarye lore. (Note that this is about Roger Retinz and not Manov Mistree, who literally got like, one line of dialogue before being shanked). He just feels out of place, and the forced Gramarye connection just falls apart when given two seconds of thought. He got kicked out of the troupe after burning himself, but then Zak and Valant were out here shooting Thalassa like it was no big deal so like??? I know they say in game that it's technically because of his seeming hatred for life that he got removed but it just,,, falls flat in my opinion. The concept of his character is neat: A scorned magician wo wears to end his former troupe's legacy, mmm I dig revenge stories, but I wish it could have worked better, he would've then ranked higher on the interesting scale. His actions in the case were so cool though, which makes me upset. The whole false document signature that led to the Wright Anything Agency nearly being sold off was haunting, seeing that background still with all the repossession stickers genuinely shocked me, such a power move. His joker card inspired design is so cool too, the green and purple design is very gorgeous, but again it stands out against the other Gramaryes' outfits aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Overall a hot character that could have been so much better.
(Glitter Force) Rascal: I uncovered this clown from the deepest recesses of my memory just for this. I would argue that their design is the most sexyman-bait on this chart. They were a very rare appearance in the show, sort of like the mysterious manager that only manifested for dramatic effect. But dammit, those few encounters with them were awesome. I remember them having such fun little movements and gestures, as well as some cool powers centered around a playing cards theme. Unfortunately we just never learned much about them due to how infrequently they appeared. Their arc concludes with them sacrificing themselves for the clown demon that was the series' main villain, and that's about the extent to which we learn of their motivations. Considering the genre of the show it isn't really surprising, but they seemed so cool I wish we could have learned more about them. Overall they're a hot, but less fascinating, clown.
Tomhamhat Kyo's Clowngirl persona: I'm not sure if she falls under the category of clown but god I love her design too much to leave her off of this chart. Crazy blue haired clown girl my beloved. Determining if they're an interesting character is a bit weird considering that they are a persona of the musician, and the "story" they have is really just reflected in the songs, which have their own unique plots and messages, so it's tough to classify her like I would with the other clowns. Therefore, I have settled on leaving them in the "Just There" side of the chart simply because she is technically "just there" for the artist to have a visual depiction in music videos. I still love her design and THHK's music is so fun to listen to, highly recommend him if you haven't checked him out yet.
(Brave Frontier) Malef: Yes this is different from Melfel, I had to do a double-take on the name too. Their design is so fucking cool????? Love horribly disfigured mad scientists who destroy themselves in the name of research. He's a horrid human/demon fusion that resembles a jester (not sure if that was the intent or if I horribly misinterpreted it) However, he's literally just an in-game unit, I don't recall him appearing in an event where he was extensively involved in lore? If there was one I wasn't on the game when it was so :/ All the lore he has is from a couple of character description paragraphs, not much to go off of so he unfortunately doesn't get to rank high on the interesting scale. Also he's kind of a bad unit in general?? Like, is status infliction that big of a deal to make a character center around it? His abilities are pretty unique tho, I still don't have him but I wanna get him, very cool design.
(Animal Crossing) Pietro: It's pietro animal crossing what do you want me to say? He's a rainbow sheep, so he's not hot. He's a fucking Animal Crossing villager, not much lore or backstory or character development. I deeply love and adore him though, one of my favorite villagers. He's just a sassy dumb little fluffy sheep. My emotional support digital animal, my pillow to cry into, my little jester that makes me smile, the single thread holding me together. The sheep are the best Animal Crossing characters and he proves it. This is my Raymond, if I had New Horizons I would constantly reset my island until I had him I literally need him.
(IT) Pennywise: This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. You're an all powerful interdimensional demon and chose to be a big-headed ugly sewer-dweller? Kinda dumb. He doesn't even scare me he just makes me mad. "You want to fly?" Well do you want to take a shower? Stinky mf. IT was an alright movie, don't have any super strong positive or negative opinions about it. I haven't read the longass book and don't plan on doing so any time soon. I'm not horribly informed or interested in the Pennywise lore, so he get's the mid placement in the interesting scale. This mf is not hot in any shape or form. At least get clean clothes :/
(Cookie Run Ovenbreak) Ice Juggler Cookie: Again, this is a young performer, not hot in any way shape or form. But she is an absolute menace and I love that. This is just a super cutesy design that roasts all the people around her. She struggles with perfection and that reflects on her opinions of others as she holds them up to impossibly high standards, causing the harsh roasts. Her design is deceptively cute and colorful and happy and I love that it's paired with a toxic personality. She deserves better though, I want to hug her. I also just love circus aesthetics in general, so the circus event was just super fun, and she was a super fun character to see. She has no chill and I love that, go ahead and be unhinged funky little cookie.
(The Great Ace Attorney 2) William Petenshy/Shamspeare: Ok first off Shamspeare is the FUNNIEST possible name they could have given him in the localization I'm still not over it, makes me laugh so hard every time. Second, I don't think he qualifies as a clown but my DGS friends all call him one so here he is. His introduction? Absolutely iconic, unprecedented in the AA series. His animations are wild and all over the place, which I absolutely adore. But he's not very hot. He's a lanky, crusty Shakespearean theatre kid, not my type at all. Outside of his clownery he's also just such an intriguing character. He's poor and lives in a pretty shitty part of London, he just wants to move up in life and does fucked up things to get there. He's also like, shockingly intelligent? Half his schemes were so crazy yet brilliant, perfect for AA. TGAA does a brilliant job of making sure that even if characters appear for just one case, they are so thoroughly fleshed out and well explored that they feel complete and complex in the brief time they have in game, which is what makes Petenshy so much more interesting than the other AA characters on the chart. TGAA2-2 is seen as a filler case but it really doesn't feel like it there's so much to engage with and explore in it, and Petenshy's motives and methods for his crimes are so interesting and uncovered in a great way. TGAA2-2 is also just. A horribly tragic story for Veridian/Olive Green, and how she interacts with Petenshy just seals the deal with making him an incredible character and TGAA2-2 a brilliant case.
(Ace Attorney Investigations 2) Simon Keyes: Oh god where do I even start with him. AAI2 is such a brilliant game and Simon plays a huge role in making that the case. He is such a fascinating character. His backstory is one that is witnessed all throughout the game and tied in very well with ever case of the game, we just string everything together at the end. With ever subsequent reveal in the case you slowly realize just how much he's been involved in, how much he's done with just a whisper here and payment there and a little meddling elsewhere. Without taking any direct action, he's fucked up so many people's lives and played this giant 4D chess game and he puts up this aloof and air-headed personality that dissolves in such a satisfying way when he's confronted. His motives make so much sense as we learn how the actions of the game and its past shaped him into the horribly mentally ill man he is in present. He feels wronged by the world and bites back hard against it. He was just a id who experienced immense amounts of trauma, and it shaped him into the villain that pulls all the strings of AAI2. I can gush about him forever, AAI2 is such a brilliant game you guys have to watch a playthrough or emulate it or something if you haven't, it's such an incredible experience I'm omitting some very juicy details so you guys can still have some secrets to uncover if you ignored my spoiler warnings. I just don't like his design that's all. It's not very interesting imo, the hair is cool though. His circus outfit with the animals is more cool, but not hot.
(My Little Pony) Pinkie Pie: The fandom clown characters list included her for some reason, so dammit I added her to the chart. MLP shaped my childhood and sparked my love for art, wouldn't be the same person without it. Pinkie Pie is such a funny character with such complexity, she's so much more than a party girl. She broke out of her family's expectations for her and forged her own way in life that made her happy and allowed her to express herself the way she wanted to, which is just so cool. She isn't toxically positive either, though it seems like that at times. She knows when to take things seriously, but always has a fun way of approaching things. I don't know why the horror side of the fandom was so fixated on her, they made so much fucked up shit with her it's something else. She's such a fun and happy and positive character. She makes me smile, and I love that. She's so supportive, which I bet is because of her childhood and wanting to encourage others to be their best selves and have fun just as she does. She's so nice and lively, there's no one else really like her. The only weird thing abt her was how she got married to the Weird Al Yankovic insert character, which has to be one of the biggest and strangest flexes someone can have. In equestria girls she had a really pretty design, so he gets some points in the hot category, but she's still a pink pony so it isn't much.
(Deltarune) Jevil: There's just so much to talk about with Jevil, he's such a cool character with such interesting and sad lore. His corruption and eventual imprisonment that breaks his mind in such a way that within captivity, he feels all powerful and free. It's such an interesting contradiction that warrants deeper exploration. His whole worldview is interesting to look at, how everyone is imprisoned by themselves (at least I think its by themselves? there's probably some meta af explanation) and how true freedom is possible through his help. perhaps he sees himself as a speaker for the one that "freed" him and caused this worldview and mental break to occur. His fight is insanely difficult, no surprise there. His dialogue and animations are so fun, his fight in general was hell but fun all at once. His design is not hot but so fun. He's modeled after the joker card and I LOVE that. He looks like a rancid little creature though, would not let him within 5 meters of me. I wonder if we will ever get more information about him or the entity that corrupted him, I guess only time can tell. Overall such an interesting character I love reading the various analyses about him.
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I mostly read at night when i am without internet but i'll give you updates on what i know so far in the mornings and stuff
Information i know about Homestuck/thoughts i have about it as of now:
Davekat canon
The meteor is a prime place for drama and characters talking (or not talking that is also drama)
I think i have the quadrants/hemospectrum understood as of now they are very neat
Still have no idea what prospit/derse is or how the classes work
I cant tell Equius and Erdian apart i am so sorry my dudes
Rose and Kanaya are my favs, Dave and Karkat are close behind them
Someone tell me more about Jade i want to like her i just dont know enough about her
for that matter someone go into more detail about some of the other trolls (Sollux, Gamzee, Feferi, Nepeta, Eridian, Equius) cause i have basically only seen Meteor fics as of now and i need to know who my options for blorbos are
I have skimmed the with wtf is up with calliope/caliborne?????
Davesprite was compared to ghostbur so i know they deserved better
How many of these dudes died?????
I have also watched Sarah Z's vids about homestuck and therefor i am not touching the epiologes/homestuck 2 stuff because it scares me
i have also read some of your dsmp homestuck au stuff and it was interesting!
there's timetravel and clones and i am also scarred to touch that
John is trans? maybe? have seen conflicting takes on this
Vriska seems like a character i'd love to hate in canon but also she makes things interesting and for that i respect her
What if Terezi's deal girl i need to read more fics about you
and i think thats it? for now at least. Will update with more info/questions as i read more
answers your questions under the cut :]
Davekat canon
yeah i could write essays on this. i hate when people are like "why do they get pushed together in the epilogues/hs2" look i hate postcanon as much as the next guy but DID YOU READ HS. THEY ARE GAY. THEYRE TOGETHER.
The meteor is a prime place for drama and characters talking (or not talking that is also drama)
this is true!! the 6 of them were stuck on that meteor for three YEARS from the ages 13-16... its no surprise drama happened
I think i have the quadrants/hemospectrum understood as of now they are very neat
KK's written a lot about both of these! if you ever want to see if you've got it right :]
Still have no idea what prospit/derse is or how the classes work
nobpdy really does and tbh it was never all that important to the story.
I cant tell Equius and Erdian apart i am so sorry my dudes
how could you do this to my boy (lets you infer which of them i mean)
Rose and Kanaya are my favs, Dave and Karkat are close behind them
!!! GOOD PICKS. LOVE THEM.
Someone tell me more about Jade i want to like her i just dont know enough about her
jade grew up by herself on a deserted island raised by a dog! then she fuses with her dog later! shes very sweet but also says fuck! idk i think shes fun
for that matter someone go into more detail about some of the other trolls (Sollux, Gamzee, Feferi, Nepeta, Eridian, Equius) cause i have basically only seen Meteor fics as of now and i need to know who my options for blorbos are
sollux: incredible perfection amazingness my sun my shining star. ok so basically he got ZERO screentime in canon despite being objectively one of the coolest characters. hes like. a hacker and a little shit but he saves everyones lives multiple times. thats him.
gamzee: i know some people like him but. mm. :/. basically he is a murderous juggalo. hes doped up all the time but once he gets sober he murders a large portion of the cast. so that happens.
feferi: princess! shes either super sweet or very white knighty/privileged. i honestly havent figured it out yet. she didnt get a lot of canon screentime so
nepeta: CAT GIRL oh my god she deserved to live. oh precious sweet nepeta. she draws shipping charts and likes to roleplay as a cat.
eridan: he was a bitch and flirted with everyone who looked at him (and some who didnt). typically hes hated on but ive come around to him more recently since he was pretty young and rereading some of his dialogue is tragic.
equius: hated by most people because in canon hussie uses him mostly for bestiality jokes and jokes about getting off to the idea of authority. i love him though i think he didnt deserve it. if you get a chance watch equius's pesterquest route he is a sweetheart actually. a weirdo but a sweetheart.
you can also read their wiki pages to learn more about any of them if you want!
I have skimmed the with wtf is up with calliope/caliborne?????
that is so hard to exlpain but. they are siblings and share a body (this is normal for their species), one wakes up when the other goes to sleep. caliborn is a cartoonishly exaggerated misogynist and callie is just a sweetie who makes mistakes sometimes. idk if its a hot take but i actually love caliborn hes fucking hilarious tbh
Davesprite was compared to ghostbur so i know they deserved better
davesprite deserved EVERYTHING.
How many of these dudes died?????
probably all of them at least once? except PM, i think she never died. fuck yeah mail lady supremacy.
I have also watched Sarah Z's vids about homestuck and therefor i am not touching the epiologes/homestuck 2 stuff because it scares me
yeah its. bad.
i have also read some of your dsmp homestuck au stuff and it was interesting!
thank you!
there's timetravel and clones and i am also scarred to touch that
the clones bit is actually easy to understand, every character is a clone. they are all paradox clones as in they were never born and they were just cloned from themself via time magic. as for the time travel shit yeah that is confusing as fuck.
John is trans? maybe? have seen conflicting takes on this
there's a popular fanon that john transitions into a girl called june. the author agreed to represent this in canon but then literally never did and the fans who wanted june were robbed. so trans john (june) isn't canon, but she's very popular and pretty cool. personally i don't mind either way.
Vriska seems like a character i'd love to hate in canon but also she makes things interesting and for that i respect her
same. i love vriska like shes the worst but i love her
What if Terezi's deal girl i need to read more fics about you
SO MUCH!! she is so much. oh my god. shes everything. i wish i knew a good terezi centric fic, shes very very interesting
and i think thats it? for now at least. Will update with more info/questions as i read more
ok!! ^_^ tysm for the asks!!
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Hey I just found your homestuck streams and im really enjoying them! Homestuck was a huge part of growing up for me to the point that my therapist started reading it because I talked about it so often. Its really nice to see someone talk about hs and not shit on the fans, I know there are some horror stories but I always found the fandom to be really accepting and surprisingly chill considering that we were all 14, and its nice to see someone go into it with an open mind. My fav part of the comic was the world building. As an autistic pre teen the quadrants and classpects and the dream moons and dream bubbles were really good structures that helped me understand life a little bit better, or at least see it through a lense that I could understand. Im almost up to your cascade video so hopefully soon ill catch up enough to watch live!
I worry that people think I was just shutting on it in the beginning but honestly it's been mostly a fun ride. Hussie words and long winded chatlogs aside. I'm glad you like my streams.
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What are your guy’s favourite ships?
That’s an excellent question! Here are the answers:
mod-red: rosemary, javepeta and davekat
mod-blue: JohnDaveKat and all pairings within it, (fanon)Cronkri and (fanon) Dirkjake
mod-pink: meowrails (duh), nep <3 sol, nep <3< eridan, sol <3 araida, callie <3 roxy, dirk <> ~~therapy~~ roxy (platonic of course), jade <3 rose, jade <3 davepetasprite, and dirk <3 equius
mod-yellow: rosemary, davekat, araroxy, arasol, davesolkat (or any variations of the 3), vrisrezi, jaderose, johndave, dirkjake (ikik...), pale davejade, dirk x therapy and pale karkan
mod-green: My top ship is DirkSol currently but top 5 not including that one is Dirk <3 John, Karkat <3< John, Rosemary, Gamzee <> Karkat, and CottonCandy
mod-teal: jaderoxy and kanrezi
mod-purple: davekat, rosemary and callieroxy
mod-gray: doesn’t really have any
mod-white: Dirk x Horuss, Pale!!!!! Vriska and Equius, Vrisrezi, Arafef, Arafefsol, mitula, Rose Mary, not a ship, but I love any Jane Dirk Friendship content, Nepeta and Equius, Arajake, DaveJohnKat (in any combination), Roxy and Callie, Jane and Roxy (ignoring the epilogues), Jade and Tavros!!!, Jade and Davepeta, and Jade and Davesprite
modlite-lilac: Lilac/not finishing homestuck, lilac/not reading hstbc: anyways ninjagos cool and i like polyninja and samuraishipping <3 (~~seriously tho i like davekat~~)
modlite-lime: Rosemary, Calliroxy and Stelzias can you tell I like women
modlite-coral: davekat (no quadrants) is the fav but i also love me some kanaya <> karkat, vriska <3/<> terezi, callie <3 roxy <3 jane, nepeta <> dave, and finally that good good wv <3 pm :33 (im not much for blackrom ajdjfjfk)
modlite-canary: janerezi, rosemary, meowrails and callieroxyjane
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tropicalgoon · 5 years
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Spoilers for the Homestuck Epilogue below.
First things first, i had caught up reading Homestuck on the exact day the Gigapause started (10/16/13). So long pauses and people arguing about canon was pretty common. Then the comic ended but later we got snapchats. Once the snapchats started coming people were unsure how ‘canon’ the snapchats were. Also    
i was surprised with how fast the rest of the Epilogue came out. I figured it would have been drip fed like the comic was but reading it now i can see why that was not the case. If you haven't read the Epilogue i have one thing to say.
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE CONTENT WARNINGS THEY ARE NOT JOKES.
With that out the way, i think the biggest shift in the Epilogue vs the actual comic is that everything is way more mature. While Homestuck was full of angsty, snarky teens and a lot of jokes, ironic and not, the Epilogue overall has a more somber, powerless mood to it.
Also one more thing, i do not have a fav character or ship. So that might be why im upset about how it is.
Now i read the Candy choice first so ill talk about that. Now as soon as i saw the juju i knew it was going to have an effect. And i was right, the juju makes people feel okay with their surroundings and so when John ate it he felt at ease with the chaos his life and friends were becoming. But hoo boy did everyone suck all around. 
i knew Gamzee was gonna be back and i was not wrong. i think the whole iVe bEeN GeTtIn mY MoThErFuCkIn rEdEmPtIoN On sO EvErYtHiN I Do iS GoOd was a funny bit but maaaaaan did it get a lil crazy. Jake has always been a doormat and easily manipulated. So nothing too new there but it was nice when he ran off with lil tavros. Also i guess hes the earth c equivalent to a kardashian.
 It really surprised me how fast Roxy got together with John. In fact the Candy Roxy is way different than the meat Roxy. i guess thats the juju at work. Rose was sick with an “illness” but soon after the candy was ate she got “better”. What actually happened was she stopped trying to open her mind to the infinite degree and just let herself live in the moment and be truly happy. It was nice to see her and Kanaya have a happy life, at least until everything went bad. As for Dirk i felt bad for him because he always had that whole meta textual self importance thing going on so when he offed himself i was like oh no. Its nice that him and Dave had bro-sesions.
And now time to talk about Jade, Dave, and Karkat. It feels like Dave and Karkat have mostly stayed the same with a few big differences.1) they both are a little less insufferable, 2) Karkat has accepted he is a leader and 3) their tip toeing around relationships was kinda annoying. Which brings me to Jade. She was butting into all three of their relationships trying to force them to admit feelings. While ive seen some people say Hussie killed Jade i personally dont think so. Jade was always a headstrong, stubborn person who would go after what she wanted and i mean she was on an island by herself for most of her life if she wants to have fun let her. 
Jane really went off the deep end. Which i dont think was so far off her canon personality in the comic. Her denying being xenophobic while being incredibly xenophobic was funny but also pretty real. While i didnt like they way she interacted with Jake it honestly fits in with what happens in the comic. (the trickster stuff, the crockercorp kidnapping). Her whole shadowy rise to hidden power was inevitable also i feel like she was really echoing the Condense on earth. Allowing Gamzee to spread his faith while funneling her wealth and fame into passing the policies and laws she wants. I do not think its out of character for her and Dirk to hate trolls since their lives were so affected by them. 
Johns depression clouding his judgement and making him not want to react was sad to read. It really felt like he was just drifting around, letting all of the situations and chaos just wash over him. So when he was talking to Terezi and she helped him make sense of things it was a nice turn of pace.
Speaking of Terezi, its sad how long she went chasing after (Vriska). As of this moment i dont really think the quadrant system is really in place anymore (at least relationships with humans in it). With John and Terezi talking to each other it really felt like blackrom.  “1F 1 W3R3 3V3R TO DO BL4CKROM 4G41N, 1T WOULD H4V3 TO B3 LOW K3Y”. It is sad her obsession with finding (Vriska) led to her dying in the void.
Seeing Aradia and Sollux was a surprise but they really didnt add much to anything (esp. Sollux). It was kinda funny how much of a dickhead Cade (Calliope Jade) was towards her. Cade was interesting. i really feel like she acts like she did in the comic. 
(Vriska) returning was also not a surprise. She THE most known character. Of course she would be back, but not by her own accord. She wants the spotlight, she HAS to have it. Now that she is trapped on earth c she is now out of canon and so she is out of the spotlight. Thats why she was wailing about needing to SEE it. I think its kinda funny she ends up having a quick fling with Gamzee, and he tries to sell her on his redemption arc bullshit. It really shows how far her obsession has let her fall.
And now its time for meat. Honestly im glad i read candy first because meat was really nice to read after candy. As i said with candy, i figured meat would be the more active of the two (duality like the cherubs). 
First off it was really nice to see how much Dave believes in Karkat and how he thinks Karkat would be leader earth c NEEDS. In Meat they still have their relationship drama with themselves and Jade. I really feel like shes slightly more direct in this one. After the blowup 
John dealing with Roses instructions, finding and bringing together the younger versions of themselves so they could go fight a younger Caliborn and getting sucked into the the house juju was not a surprise since its been theorized thats what would happen. Of course Rose did not warn him, or even tell him what to do. Even when the younger versions of Johns friends die and get hurt he still tries to save them. 
Jake is a very powerful figure in the new earth, he doesnt even realize it. Which leads to everyone trying to get him on their sides. I honestly feel like this is partly his page powers (but then again the classes and aspects dont mean all that much) but he has always been unconfrontational and a doormat. Dirk, Jane, Dave, and Karkat only want to use him for his ass and fame so they can further their agendas. 
i think its rather fitting that (Vriska) doesnt get to see how the battle against Lord English ended. It was GREAT to see Davepetasprite^2 make a comeback and fight Lord English. She KNOWS the final battle isnt her battle but she is still THE ONE who turns the tide. She’s the one who has brought the winning piece so its still a victory of hers by proxy. Also she does not have the talk with Vriska (rose and kanayas kid) on a clown throw pillow so she does not get to do the self reflection she needs. Instead she gets sucked into a black hole.
The Jane and Dirk combo was not surprising, they both had the hangups about Jake and i feel like it ended the same way. Once they got what they wanted it was no longer exciting, or mysterious. But reading the political sabotage and Dirks plans coming together made me realize he was using her for his own gains too. 
Now the whole Rose dying because her physical body couldn't contain the infiniteness of infinity was truly heartbreaking. Especially when Dirk was fucking with Kanaya. i do not know how much of Rose was being manipulated by Dirk and how much was her wanting to end her chronic suffering(2real4me). Addressing all of the....implications around those two. i really do not think they ran off to be together. i believe Rose is the first person Dirk has really connected with on a actual personal level. From what ive seen he does not really treat people as well... people. I think him and Rose are feeling the, “i am the only real person here and everyone else is a puppet” feeling John and Terezi was talking about. But unlike John, Dirk was never one to sit idly by, hes a mechanic after all. All the pieces have to be in place.
The whole bit with Cade and dirk taking control of the narrative was something i feel like has been building up for a long while. The unreliable narrator has been established a few times in the comic, in friendsim, and now in the epilogue. But it does raise a good question about who has been narrating the story and can they be trusted to give us the truth. We saw Dirk acknowledge that he is not unbiased and says things as he sees it. Cade says shes unbiased and just gives the whole truth but all i can think about is how she made Jane carefully cradle the juju and put it on the mantle. Watching Dirk outsmart Cade was defiently exciting to read. I cannot wait to see where all of this is leading to. 
Do i think thats the end of both of Davepetasprite^2 and Lord English? No, as the comic has always said,” Don’t turn your back on the body.” We dont know where they ended up but we’ll just have to wait for more to come out and i cant wait. Does Rose, Dirk, and Terezi (i guess) have an agenda, yes. Do i have any goddamn idea what that is? Nope, and im fine with that. Overall i enjoyed both of them.
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homestuckss-moved · 6 years
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SLOTS FOR BACKUPS
Here’s the list of people who need backups, just DM asking for a slot, and if it isn’t taken, I’ll give it to you! Thank you so so much to everyone who has offered so far to be a backup; let’s try to get these filled really quickly!!! You have until the 31st to finish the backups!
We‘re all good on backups! Thank you so much everyone!!!
SLOT 1: TAKEN adiosCali8rator , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ Anything davepeta, nepeta, rosemary, jaderoxy, or jadecallieroxy related “ , NO:  Nsfw, angst, gore
SLOT 2: OPEN asexually-homeschooled , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ Anything with Roxy or Callie, Dirkjake or Rosemary “ , NO: Furry, NSFW
SLOT 3: OPEN ask-tipplegnostalgic , Art , “ The 12 first trolls (karkat and cie), alpha or beta kids, if shipping boy x boy prefered, though rosemary is great. I adore Egberts and Striders. “ , NO: Gore, Angst, Blood
SLOT 4: OPEN badgersthename , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “I like Striders, Vantas's, Jake like fuck me up. Dirkjake <3<3 DaveKat “
SLOT 5: OPEN clitclip , Fan fiction, Fan art , “ Anything Vrisrezi, Demonstuck, sickfics, Davekat, Calliroxy, and any combination thereof!” , NO: Makaras
SLOT 6: OPEN craske , Art, “some Eridan, pale erikar or happy Tavros” , NO: Suggestive, NSFW
SLOT 7: OPEN danxiously , Art, “ davesprite, Dave, and Dirk, Sollux, SOLKAT “ , NO: NSFW, Angst
SLOT 8: OPEN evieoftheisle , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ i love AUs and cool fashion? and romance and friendship cliches. Fav characters: John, Karkat, Dirk!! Fav ships: johndave, dirkjake?? fav friendships: BETA KIDS “ , NO: Gore, NSFW
SLOT 9: OPEN feathercadence , Fan fiction, Fan art , “ anything davetavkat related; davetav; davekat; tavkat; johndave please. “ , NO: NSFW
SLOT 10: OPEN galacticjacket , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ Jade and/or Aradia being really cool during a strife, or just hanging out in hightops; Replay AU angst; fancytier “ , NO: nsfw, no ships, no revealing outfits.
SLOT 11: OPEN gelatinousbaby , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ Sprites? I don't really care :p “ , NO: NSFW
SLOT 12: OPEN groeuf , Art , “ tyzias & terezi joey & xefros badass pose, any character “
SLOT 13: OPEN hissmycookies , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ Nepeta and Equius was one of my favorite relationships :3 Maybe doing cute fluff things like teatime, having fun in the snow, or killing hapless goblins? Hmm...looking back on Homestuck the other troll quadrants are really interesting. Any depictions of a spade or ash relationship would be cool. Luscuses Lusci UM large white fluffy animals interacting with their associated character? “ NO: “ Homestuck was a while ago for me, so nothing to obscure I guess. no nsfw or anything over-the-top gory either “
SLOT 14: OPEN imlovroselalonde , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ Davekat fluff, Roxy & Rose sisterly bonding, the alpha kids having fun together “ , NO: “ If you're a minor don't write me smut (if you're over 18 then it's fine), not into incest (even ectobiological) “
SLOT 15: OPEN jangnan , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ erisol, arasol, or solkat would be neat “
SLOT 16: OPEN just-another-bumblebee , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ john egbert, gamzee, dirkjohn and johnkat are both great 2 (also gamkar) “ , NO: NSFW
SLOT 17: OPEN lunaeclipsedoesart , Art , “ Jade Harley/davekat/Troll kingdom rulers hanging out together “ , NO: NSFW
SLOT 18: OPEN mcl-imagines , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “Hiveswap characters, My otp erisol, or cheesy platonic stuff involving my fav trolls: pyropes, amporas, peixes, serkets. “ , NO: “ Gore of any kind but particularly eye trauma. Also please don't include anything with self harm (unless its just scars, and not the focal point of the piece) or anything with realistic insects. “
SLOT 19: TAKEN missplacemat , Fan fiction, Fan art , “ Sisterly lalondes making trollsonas/ Roxy and jane being Beautiful Pastel Girlfriends/ jade and nepeta being Beautiful Strong Girlfriends/ lesbians of your choosing “ , NO: Incest, pedophilia, angst
SLOT 20: OPEN msawesomeiscool , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ PepsiCola, NepKat, Rosemary “, NO: Gore, NSFW 
SLOT 21: OPEN neatgirl , Fan fiction, Fan art , “ i really like calliope, callieroxy, 80s fashion, and nostalgic kids on bikes aus. hurt/comfort involving recovery from alcoholism is also ok! “ , NO: “nothing where either of the characters refer to the other as "hun" or "hon" please! other than that im good with anything. “
SLOT 22: OPEN nocturnalfighter , Fan fiction, Fan art , “ davekat, lgbt headcanons, happy post game celebration “, NO: “ gore, nsfw, nepkat as <3, no bro allowed “
SLOT 23: OPEN nopersdopers , Art, “ Fluff, cute, or something a lil bit steamy “
SLOT 24: OPEN otakumadness15 , Art , “ Anything that has to do with rosemary, the scourge sisters and davekat (or just Karkat, I really love Karkat) “  , NO: Gore, angst and nsfw
SLOT 25: TAKEN poptartsplat , Art , “ Janeroxy, rosemary, beta kids being goofy teens, aradia “
SLOT 26: OPEN rainbowdrink , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ rosemary or davekat! or, if the person doesn't want to do a ship, they could simply use one of the four characters listed (rose, kanaya, dave, karkat) by themselves :) “ , NO: Vriska
SLOT 27: OPEN truereset , Fan fiction, Fan art, Other , “ 1) fanart specific: i'd love to see a god tier outfit redesign! kanaya or aradia if you please. i'd love to see a creative take on their god tier outfits! 2) modern outfit designs for any of the signless' group, OR.. 3) the ancestral trolls (preferably of signless' group) adapting to culture shock, in a post-game/post-revival alterniearth scenario 4) johnkat, in general. you kno. that Gay Shit 5) think of the most obscure, oddest sounding, least compatible bloodswap you can. /That/ “
SLOT 28: OPEN satons-hoard , Art , “ My Troll ocs, My ocs interacting with other people's ocs, My ocs interacting with canon characters (Candy gore is fine) (Please contact me for character references. “ , NO: Gore, NSFW
SLOT 29: TAKEN spaceykiddo , Fan fiction, Fan art , “ beta/alpha kids as a family, rose and jade being cute, fluffy davekat “ , NO: any kind of violence/abuse, gore, angst, nsfw, sad stuff 
SLOT 30: OPEN technicolortheorist , Art , “ I would say something that represents the gifter, something that comes from the heart! I'll be sure to see it's beauty and investment upon receival :D “
SLOT 31: OPEN aura-sketch , Art , Joey, jude and roxy all having some kind of happy Christmas shenanigans maybe? Or some rosemary under the mistletoe? Or maybe rose trying to teach kanaya how to bake or something like that. Feel free to have fun with it and add your own spin! I'd prefer the first option but if you aren't really caught up in the hiveswap hype the other ones are cool too “ , NO: “ No gore please, and I'd prefer something happy to be more in the holiday spirit, but it's okay if there's a tiny tinge of sad as long as it's mostly happy if that makes sense? Just no full on sadness I guess “
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Gus Fring and Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul are Moirails! Why are their photos so dramatic get them some ice cream
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Spamton and Jevil from Deltarune are vacillating between Matespritship and Kismesissitude! They have 50 divorces per week
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L and Light from Death Note are Kismesis! Reminds me of that "if he asks me to top he's definetly Kira" video
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The Onceler and Jack Frost are Matesprits! Anon asked for pre-capitalism Onceler but I have no idea what that means
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Gamzee from Homestuck and Nagito from Danganronpa are Matesprits! I. Ok???? I'd include the ask itself here bc it says a lot about the anon but I'm too lazy
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Feferi and Aradia from Homestuck are Matesprits! I can see it tbh
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