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bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that
#can’t get over the car scene where tritter is like ‘you’ll go to prison if you don’t tell the truth about him’#and wilson just goes ‘better me than him’#and tritter just gets inscreasingly baffled by his commitment to being number 1 house defender#gay people bro 😭😭 outside perspective on that relationship goes crazy#house md#hilson#house/wilson#gregory house#james wilson#or like alternatively#can you imagine being julie wilson#and your husband comes home one day and he’s like I lost my job#and u ask why#and he says that house committed too many crimes and you refused to get him fired#my man was down bad 😭 stand by your mannn and show the world you love him
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Not a detail I missed, exactly, on my first read-through. But 2 and 2 that just didn’t quite make it together I think:
Vash isn’t just burning up the rest of his power and life in this final fight, he is specifically and and deliberately putting himself through his Last Run.
#like I KNEW that’s what it was#that’s what the black hair ends with we were told that#I had just never connected it to the panel when knives noticed his power spike before#and the Last Run seems more like an event that has to start not just… the final usage of power#like the difference between recklessly continuing to drive until your car just stops and setting the rest of the fuel tank on fire#trigun#trigunbookclub#vash the stampede#trigun maximum#trigun spoilers#trimax spoilers#trimax vol 12
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cycl0n3 sw0rd & svynx
after a messy breakup with his first girlfriend, blair, cycl0n3 made the decision to get out of his comfort zone and leave sunset valley behind for a fresh start. initially he headed for san myshuno but being the socially anxious loner that he is, he couldn't handle the bustling crowds of people and constant noise. instead he found a small town just outside of san-my, got himself an "it'll do" apartment and used his computer smarts to get a job with a startup tech company where he has very little in person communication.
he did however get over his socially anxious tendencies just enough to go and adopt svynx from the local shelter.
(when i was a kid and only had base game, i thought cycl0n3 was a really evil sim because of his name so i wouldn’t let my sims interact with him EVER and the one time my sim did talk to him i deleted the save file 😭)
credit to @pugownedplaysthesims-blog on the gallery for creating svynx!
#i feel like he drove his beat up car all the way to san myshuno#hyping himself up the whole journey#took one look at the place and said “nope” LMAO#i’m kinda obsessed w him…#my save is a huge dumpster fire of all my favourite og townies#ts4#s4#simblr#ts4 cas#ts4 townie#show us your sims#my sims#personal save#*cas#*newcrest#*newcrest townies#*cycl0n3
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Between Minthara’s teasing and her deadpan humor and Karlach’s sense of adventure and fun, nothing can go wrong. Tav/Durge and the rest of the camp are in for a good time.
#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings#[ Karl.ach: does a stupid joke ]#[ minthy - poking them awake and asks a question leading into a pun ]#[ Minthy is the kind to whisper in your ear about your cars extended warranty ]#[ and then cackle cause you thought she was serious ]#[ imagine sleeping around the fire between these two when you pick them for adventures ]
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Before Project Mayhem, before fight club, before Marla, before Tyler — there is still one sad sack of shit.
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The hard part about work trips isn't making the plane or seeing another family of five burnt into their leather seats. It's missing support groups.
See, if you're lucky, the company will send you out to a major city. Cities are great. A little advanced work to find a slightly below average church or library, you're set each night you're there.
It's a bit of novelty, getting to be a new face all at once. People assume you've just been diagnosed. It's never the failed treatments, the degradation of their life and everyone in it, the continuous experience of knowingly dying — none of those things are the worst thing that happens to you.
It's finding out they will.
So people cry. They crowd around, I sob like I've been told I've got stage four colon cancer and three weeks to live. We all cry. I sleep soundly on the plane back or in the nice, four star hotel my company provides me.
Flying out to a small town, though. I'll be awake enough to be hallucinating by the time I get back for Remaining Men Together. The only mercy is that the next time I show for all the groups I missed, I can see who thought I died. I get to be resurrected.
The other part about small towns, you have to take a second, shitter plane to a local airfield, or you have to take a rental car. One of the most popular rental cars available right now, it'll light itself on fire if you use the cruise control at the wrong time. I know this because I sat next to another guy with my job, who worked for a different company, and he said I'll show you mine if you show me yours. So I told him about the faulty airbags, and he told me about the overheating switch.
I prefer to avoid driving.
All the rental place at the airport has left for me, it's one of those flaming cars. I use cruise control. If I don't, one of my narcoleptic spells will send me into the Jersey barrier.
When you drive into these small towns, you have to try to pay attention, or you'll end up a county over talking about the wrong wreck. They're otherwise interchangeable, but the miles on your rental car won't line up and those are the type of records that might get pulled out when the company is finally sued for the big one ten years down the line.
As a result, I see the same decor on the way in every time. Meth lab. Abandoned homes. Garbage fire. Classic Americana. There is no four star hotel here; I sleep the same.
The only reason I've been brought out here is because the poor shithead who drove his truck into the ditch drunk was driving my company's flagship vehicle. It loses power steering if the car jostles the right way going above 55 miles per hour. I've been told to keep track of potential incidents and make sure the company can firmly claim it's not at fault.
We've had this problem for decades, and we will for many more. Sometimes, everything is falling apart.
The job is simple, and I only get tempted by the town's blatant opioid addiction for a day and night. Painkillers would probably make me sleep. The thing about being a recall campaign organizer, though, is like recognizes like. It's not only other Compliance and Liability guys who tell you company secrets while sharing the aisle in business class.
When I'm finally back in my own town, after my own support groups, after crying my eyes out into Bob's meaty middle — I pick up my mail. There's the newest IKEA magazine. Half of it looks like shit. The type of thing you'd only see in some curated art deco, modernist, post-modern traditionalist bohemian minimalist apartment.
I have to have it.
I go to sleep, hard, like God himself tucked me in. I sleep with my wallet net four hundred heavier, because even an IKEA spree tends not to outweigh a work trip. I sleep, with my called in IKEA goods only two short weeks away, my job well done, and I know, my life is complete.
#fight club#my writing#KEY INFO: this is Before Tyler#bit experimental as a result. how to peel away some of the narratorisms but have him still be the narrator? how to make him complacent#like a wisconsin dairy cow but still have undertones of extreme conscious and subconscious distress?#all car faults mentioned are real#ford had an overheating cruise control switch#and some other overheating fire switches#and jeep. i know because i knew a guy with a jeep — they randomly lose pwoer steering sometimes#horrific and scary and potentially deadly in any car — but jeeps have this known and bizzarely widely accepted flaw called the death wobble#which refers to the oscillations that rapidly feed on each other if the car is slightly out of tune#and can result in tearing the steering wheel from your hands#until you slow down#for some reason that's just accepted.#theres a lot of jeep propaganda#anyway you combine those two#you get the picture#i dont doubt theres been incidents even if there hasnt been major recalls lol#i hope this one comes across well... it's always strange to explore an almost hypothetical version of a character. the narrator where Tyler#is just a growing little menace in his head....#I think what made this one fun for me though is the narrator would still be pretty openly bleak I think but the SUBCONSCIOUS stuff.#especially all the stuff I implied at the end. very fun to write#and it was also just fun to lay down the like.... seeds. of things#this is before Tyler in the sense that it's before he was well cooked. Before they met. Etc. Pretty early into the support groups. But yk#he is sleeping.
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writing POV scenes when I have been mostly in the merc's head so to speak is so funny bc the ROs have normal train of thoughts meanwhile merc is losing their mind every two scenes and being a general nuisance to cover up how scared they are about losing their mind
#merc: you're slipping. Always slipping in and out of people's heads and your own and into other bodies to escape your own bla bla#jax: wonder what oras makes for dinner later? man I rlly hate that they ruined my fave shoes I'll just get new ones ig that car looks fire
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Every time I go outside part of me hopes someone will stop and ask me for directions in a burning Bentley just so I can yell "SIR YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE!!"
#good omens#the bentley#honestly I have no sense of direction so that would be about all the help I could provide too#also do not care about gender if your car is on fire you are a sir
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adding on to the idea that dal's room at buck's would become an urban legend, I think the same would happen for the park where bob was killed at. the swings go crazy every night just after 2 am......the fountain water supposedly turns to blood every year on the anniversary of bob's death.....parents tell their children to be home for curfew or else an old greaser ghost will get you...
#my paranoid crazy ass most definitely would do this shit#do you guys have any urban legends about your town? the high school here has an underground bunker that kids in the 70s would go down to#and do 'santanic rituals' which sounds like some satanic panic shit but it was real!#there was a book made about it....and then another book made about it...#one kid killed himself and his house burned down but a pic of him survived the fire#his friend was on Main Street and got hit in the head by a car and then another had the same thing happen in Vegas#they all had something happen to the left side of their face. like homeboy shot himself on the left side and they all got hit on the left#his grave at my city cemetery is destroyed :( which is so sad but so fucking creepy#so I'm terrified about this my whole life right? like I can't sleep bc he's gonna get me and then i read the book when I'm 19 and it was#the most edgelord ass shit I have ever read. shit pissed me off cuz everyone in town says how terrifying it is but it wasn't at all#anyway if you have read this far and want the book name it is written by the same author who wrote go ask Alice#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#dallas winston#johnny cade#bob sheldon#ponyboy curtis#i just be saying shit#the outsiders headcanons#my headcanons#I guess another legend is how this kid got whacked by his mom in the 80s with a hammer and died but that was very much real and tragic#I just say it's a legend cuz I grew up near the house and had to walk past it every day from school!#my mom was across the street when it happened and she saw the body bag and then my aunt asked my grandparents if they were going to kill#her and her sisters! okay wait fjdjdjdj the mom also had a hit list which was full of people in the ward (church..Mormons live here)#I love that fact tbh like it's so fucking tragic but the fact she had beef with church people and wanted them dead.....Yeah
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Weaponised autism
Fifi belongs to: @thefelinerouge
#draw your comfort characters#kagamine len#vocaloid#wings of fire#qibli#wof#fisticuffs#fisticuffs comic#fifi#1920s#they would all hate eachother#or idk#maybe qibli and len would get along#idk about fifi tho#she probably couldnt give a fuck less about anyone in the car#one of them is a dragon the other is a hologram. i dont think she would care
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no they are giants. no they told me. told me my heads on fire aswell (they read an article about it)
#cant believe my car got towed :(#tmbg#they might be giants#john linnell#john flansburgh#youre on fire
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They all look like they've done something bad and are now trying to cover that up, acting nice to throw you off. Convinced that's the look Mikey gives before telling you he's eaten all the snacks in the house.
Tokyo revengers x charaum cafe
#that's the look baji gives you before telling you your car is on fire#tokyo revengers#tokrev#tokyo rev#manjiro sano#hanagaki takemichi#matsuno chifuyu
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2005 Chinese Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(ft. Flavio Briatore)
#not pictured but: CRYING LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT NANDO SET HIS OWN CAR ON FIRE BY REVVING FOR FUN TOO MUCH 😭😭#and the commentators saying 'well kids will be kids' abt it ^ im having a moment 🥺🥺🥺#not pictured: NANDO SINGING WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS ON THE RADIO 🥺🥺 I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS FROM THIS RACE IM CRYINGNGGGG#all of the nando/flavio moments....if i speak-#theres just so many things i am staring intently at#SCREAMING CRYING THATS HIS BOY!!!! HIS BOYYYYY!!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!#im glad no one is around me when i watch race podiums bcs i make so many embarrassing squealing noises AHJDKFLFLLF#hate this podium(/s) bcs its peer-pressuring me into watching 2006 next...ahhhhh i might..#renault nando is just so....hes just sooooooo...he is my blorbo and i want more of him but ahhhh....#its really really so cute to imagine that zhou is somewhere at the racetrack watching nando win the wcc#apologies to ralf and kimi who are also on this podium but not pictured here but this is fernando's podiums theres too much good content#i hate to cut down these gif posts to 10 but then again i cant just post all 20 gifs i did make#speaking of gifs that didnt make it into this post theres one of him holding up '7' which will be included in a dif post!!#anyways im v sad that this journey is over but proud of myself for finishing it and posting all of these#tysm to everyone whos been here since round 1!! its been a lot of fun and i appreciate your support sm heheh#but worry not! the grind never stops! 2005 may be done but theres so many seasons i wanna watch#fernando alonso#fa14#2005 chinese gp#2005 chinese grand prix#renault nando#renault#flavio briatore#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#(2005: 19/19 races watched)#<- well that was satisfying to type out! :D
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Sleep deprived thought of the day: do y'all think someone within the team has the specific task of checking the car for spiders before a driver gets in it?
#imagine the scene: you're doing 200+ km per hour#and a huntsman crawls out of the cockpit and onto your visor#personally? i would crash the car AND set it on fire#f1#australian gp 2023#formula 1
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Cars Universe Chalenge!!!!
(cuz why not)
1. Fav character from Cars
2. Fav character from Planes
3. Fav character from whole universe
4. Your least favorite character from Cars
5.Your least favorite character from Planes
6.Character you hate the most
7. Character that you kin the most (character, that you see yourself in them/you can relate to them)
8. Characters that you wants as friends
9. Fav character(s)?
10. Things that you like the most in you fav character(s)
11. Thing that you find out, why you kin this character (if you have character that you kin)
12. Fav song(s)?
13.Fav moments from Cars
14. Fav moments from Planes
15. Fav racer?
16. Lightning or Dusty?
17.The saddest moment in whole franchise?
18. Favorite Cars on the Road episode?
19. Fav ship?
20. Fav duo/trio?
21. Cars, Cars 2 or Cars 3?
22. Planes or Planes or Fire and Rescue?
23. Fav Cars Toons?
24. Fav Mater's Tall Tales?
25. Song that you listen the most rarely?
26. Fav video game?
27. Fav soundtrack (music without words)?
28. Best antagonist in whole franchise?
29. Which machine you would be in Cars Universe?
30. Fav girl?
31.Place from Cars Universe you really want to visit?
32. Thing from Cars Universe you want to have?
33. Radiator Springs or Propwash Junction?
34. Do you want to ride a WHOLE road 66 with all atractions?
35. Character that shows you data fanbase MBTI personality
36.Song (not from Cars), that reminds you your fav character(s)
37. Best agent?
38. Best lemon?
39. You want a "Boats" movie?
40. What do you want to see in Cars on the Road season 2?
41.The character you think they would have the same style like you (if they would be a human)
42.Luigi or Guido?
43.Character form Radiator Springs that you want have as roommate?
44. How much you miss Doc?
45.Character that you think they would be the most suportive to you
46.The worst Cars/Planes mockbuster? (Lucky you, who doesn't watch it)
47.Your favorite fanarts (if you don't have it, you don't have to do this)
48.Fav voice actors from Cars Universe?
49. The moment in whole franchise that made you angry
50. Best trailer?
51. Character from Radiator Springs that you would have least good relationship
52.Ideas for next movie?
53. Fav easter egg in whole franchise?
54.Best deleted scene?
55. What would you say to younger version of you, when you see that you are playing with toys from Cars/Planes?
56.With which movie/game idk and Cars Universe you want to see a crossover? (If you have idea, ofc)
57. Thing that you hate in fandom
58. Cars or Planes?
@penname-artist @leiasky (you two must do it, haha)
#cars#cars fandom#cars universe#planes#planes fire and rescue#disney planes#disney#pixar#pixar cars#everyone can do it <3#i was bored#how was your day
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Obsessed with increasingly comedic versions of the actual introductions between Louis and Gabrielle after the concert.
#interview with the vampire#the vampire lestat#imagine meeting your in law after she was the get away driver in a fire filled car chase#Louis- 'Years of telling me to stop seeing my family but you turned your own mother?'#Lestat- 'It's different my mom's cool'#endlessnightarts#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#gabrielle de lioncourt#iwtv
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Do people nowadays know they’re allowed to stay in fandoms for a long time? Years even?
#text post#screams into the abyss#not to critique how people enjoy media but why tf is the car going so fast#you don’t have to jump from media to media you can engage with your favorites#nobody is racing you#anime#manga#movies#literature#my personal fandoms for longevity are#magi#chainsaw man#fire punch#one piece#pjo#pokemon
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