Guard: You have one phone call, use it well
Y/n: Okay don't panic-
Kate: We're in jail!
Yelena: Yes but it was pretty funny no?
Peter: Mr Starks going to kill me
Y/n: I've got this calm down!
Calls the one person who she knows won't be mad
SW laughing as she's let through to get all of you: What the hell happened?
Y/n: Babe lets just go home please we're so tired
SW: Yeahhhh home isn't any better for any of you
The group panics
SW looks at Kate: Clint's making you clean all of the arrows and quivers
Looks at Peter: Tony's taking the suit away until all of his labs are spotless
Looks at Yelena: Sweet Yelena, Nat's making you spend time with Alexi
Yelena: That is bullshit. Why am I not cleaning something like the others?
SW shrugs: Nat can clean up after herself unlike the others thats why
Looks at you: Wanda has her own special punishment for you
Y/n: That's probably not as fun as it sounds is it?
SW: It is for me!
Headcanon: Yelena finds out young avengers (Kate, Kamala, Peter and America) all worship heroes, Yelena: 🙄️
So Yelena immediately bonding with she hulk because she also doesn’t into superhero things
But Jennifer soon discovers Yelena favors a certain hero worshiping hawk: Ohhhhh you guys fuc-
Yelena: shut up or I will HURT you I don’t care if you are a hulk or not
If You Had To Pick
A/n: Age 5
Yelena: I think I’m their favorite
Peter: but that isn’t fair you’re their aunt and godmother
Yelena: I can’t help it I’m just the best
Kate: I actually think their favorite is me
Wanda: I don’t believe that their favorite would be any of you
Natasha, Bucky, and You: *enters room*
Natasha: *carrying you*
Peter: (Y/n) if mommy and daddy had to go on a mission tonight who would you stay with?
You: is mommy and daddy leaving? *looks at Natasha and Bucky*
Bucky: we’re not doll *kisses you head*
You: uncle Steve
Yelena and Kate: *groans*
Peter: okay how about anyone here?
Natasha: *puts you down*
You: Lena! *runs to Yelena*
Yelena: I told you! *snuggles with you*
Bucky and Natasha: *heads to the kitchen to prepare snacks and meals*
Peter: if they weren’t related to you?
You: *grabs crayons and draws* Wanda
Wanda: yeah! *high fives you* We do all sorts of fun stuff like baking, cuddling, and coloring *moves a red crayon to you*
Peter: if you had to pick someone younger
You: Kate Bishop is funny
Yelena: she is isn’t she
Peter: how how how come you don’t want me to watch you *crosses arms*
You: because Morgan would pick you first
Natasha and Bucky: *comes back with fruits, Turkey Roll Ups, and Carton Juices*
Natasha: Snack time
Yelena: Natasha we’re not babies!
Bucky: *asking you* do you want apple juice, cherry, grape, lemonade, or strawberry
Yelena: strawberry please!
Natasha: *smirks* you were saying?
Yelena: shut up
Kate and Peter: lemonade please!
Wanda: I’m good with my water
You: ummm grape no apple juice please
Bucky: *hands out juice*
Natasha: *puts the snacks down on the coffee table*
Bucky: *picks you up, sits down and puts you in his lap*
Everyone: *eating snacks and talking*
Yelena: *evil smirk* (Y/n)
Natasha: whatever you’re doing don’t *glares*
Kate, Peter, and Wanda: but we want to know
Bucky: *siding with the “kids”* they want to know
Natasha: James! Don’t encourage her
Yelena: (Y/n) who do you love more mommy or daddy?
Kate, Peter, and Wanda: oooh
Natasha: *glares at Bucky* you had to encourage her
Bucky: is that so!
Yelena: imagine a piano is gonna fall on one of them. Which one do you want a piano to fall on
Kate, Peter, Wanda: *laughs*
Bucky: *bounces you on his leg* you gotta pick one
Yelena: you gotta pick one
Natasha: it’s mom or dad
You: Eh... dad
Yelena, Kate, Peter, Wanda: *dying of laughter*
Bucky: Wha- Why do you want the piano to fall on dad?
Natasha: *takes you into her arms*
All the Young Avengers in a car
Y/n: I HAVE TRAINED FOR 10 HOURS! ALL I WANT IS WING STOP!!! CAN YOU FUCKIN DRIVE!?
Yelena: The seems abit excessive
Kate: Ya you seem abit hangery
Y/n: What did you eat today bishop!? I ate nothing! NOTHING!