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Emmy 2024 Liveblog
We high, we got snacks, we filled out a physical ballot lets see if i can figure out my mom's tv
heyyyyy a brother for MLK day
I do think about how he marched for me, a black girl, to say "step on me" about white women on the internet *black power fist*
I'm bored already lol
I turned the volume down lower so i can eat my little nosh
Why does the Fox camera never look as good as the other cameras, this has got an American Idol glow on it
I was like "is that Pete Davidson"
MOM
FOLLOWED BY SARAH
CHRISTINA why have not finished Dead To Me oh yeah cause I don't want it to end
ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND TEARS
TWO HITS DISABILITY AND OZEMPIC GO AWF
OH J - no it's not it's comedy
I'm rooting for everybody black actually I'm rooting for everyone this is stacked
AYO GET YR ASS UP HERE
Oooh Padma is looking fine
The energy of this is already better than the whole GG
CAAAAROOOOLLLL
They should just stay standing up
She looks so GOOD and that joke hit PERFECTLY women are better at everything
I don't really know which way this is gonna go
I still need to watch Poker Face I keep forgetting
QUINTAAAAA she looks so sweet
Damn Sarah got that ICE round her neck alright rap star girlfriend
SHERYL LOOKING REGAL
Didn't prepare nothing I love it
I really don't need to annotate the physical ballot and live blog but WHO CARES this is for me
Can these commercials stop the Discord said this is J's category and I know its not gonna be her but what if it *was*
I'm that meme of "Bruh thinks he's on the team" I've been nervous all DAY
Sam Seaborn what's up why are you hosting weird shit
*adds Sopranos to watch list*
Oh they have props money
OMG it's the mom from Rizzoli and Isles!!! OMG HEY
Hoooooo here we go
THESE GAYS
Eighty damn people in this category
GASP if you're gonna lose lose to Jennifer love this for us *CAW*
ALL THE EVIL GAYS
Your arm still broken damn
Someone give us the bleeped version plz but also he nailed that stare
Alan with his rocks and insects speech tho
SARAHHHH LOL TOMGREGS WINNING
DAMN that theme song sounds banging on this soundbar I really should learn how to use this tv
How is Curb still on the air? Not that it's bad, it just seems like it's been a very long time lol
Someone on Discord just said they wondered if they're gonna do a Friends thing for Matthew OH MY HEART in memoriam is gonna be roughhh
I'm not high enough lol
AYEEE EBON
Also that leather jacket is sickkk
I like the lack of commentary as they walk up, can we keep this shit classy
FIRST AD let's shout out the tech TEAMS
BLACKPEOPLEEE
I didn't realize Jeremy was also a small man lol I kinda would have loved for OMITB to win something but it's cool
sweet baby full of LOVE
AMY AND TINA
Smoke break
A pyramid lol
That woman behind him in the navy dress looked hot oh it's in a suburbs kinda way that's a great fucking dress though
OH she's not here? SHE ALWAYS HERE that's how black moms work
BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GRILL
Hannah's face and Kieran's face
BLACK DONT CRACK AND ITS NEVER TOO LATE
This is the blackest show i've ever seen without that many black people nominated
So many babes in this category
MORE BLACK WOMEN BLACK QUEER WOMEN
THIS SPEECH IS GOING OFFFFFFF
AND HER MOM I need to have all the black moms in the audience in a glamour shot together
oh and NOW we are high let's get into it YUH *rock on emoji*
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOW YR NAME
NORM
I love The Bear but I do like when things get spread out a bit? There's so many shows out there
*survivor yell*
YAY FOR THE GAYS AND GWORLS AND KWEENS AND THEYZ
Arsenio looks GOOD
Who is this beautiful woman
ALWAYS SUNNY THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF MY HEART and they look AMAZING
JUNO YOU LOOK SO HOT that hair swoop is STRONG
LOL can we get a full transcript of all bleeped things
shouts to all the negative bank account hoes out here
GREYZ BEBEZ where's Kate Walsh
BARZ
OH GOD GILLIAN i am about to lose it
Just kidding they just threw us off with x files theme that's fucked up
MAD MEN THEME ANOTHER BANGER
NOT THE HUG
*twerk team* also Sarah Snook
omg the boy from 30 rock his face is me
this speech was boring but that shot of J was great
Beef is so good so far but I'm only two episodes in
Not enough people have been chased off the stage honestly
Amy and Tina you look GREAT
ELTON JOHN EGOT GAYS IS WINNING
Ryan is chaotic evil lol but he sure has given us some shit to watch
Secondary Beef sweeeep
That's the thing, you get one good role and then you win all three awards it can get a little boring
you're gonna make it after aaaaaaallllllll
and a HAPPY MLK DAY TO US ALL
Jessica nominated for something in every awards show and every time she's just sitting around being pretty and chill
JOAN AND TARAJI DREAM BLUNT ROTATION
invited everyone you kneewwwooooooowww you would SEE the biggest gift would be from ME and the caaaardd attached would SAY thank U for being a friiiiieeeeeennnddddddEEEEENNDDDDD *dah*
How is there another 50 minutes of this I'm pretty much over it
Also this new show with Diane Lane *gay panic*
not a compilation video of TV lol
WAG THEME
*we ARE welcome*
GOD look at her why am I always in the room with my mother when she's on stage lol
Yay gay people winning again
YES THEY DID BABY TRENT DID HIS THANG
Looking at her titties looking at her nails looking at her ass looking at her dress i am so femme and so gay and also so femme
I love that *this* is why they had the WAG theme that didn't register at first lol
Is RuPaul singing this song in the background wait maybe thats Titus or Billie who IS that lol which black gay is that
What up Sarah Kate that's a very gay outfit lol
Okay we have another 40 minutes though so like...unless we're gonna have Sarah speak for like seventeen minutes
They also keep panning to Jessica Chastain because she just looks beautiful at all times at all angles in all and it doesn't make any sense
LOL they found Bella like quick where's an enby quick, lol panning to Jenna holding a girl's hand
OMG Babette from GG love her guitar jacket that's camp
"Why is this always so fuckin SAD" - crystallineirses on in memoriam segments
LESLIE
PAUL
IRENE
I am gonna CRY how dare they
not the collage like it's top model
I came back to some random dance sequence lol what up Calista
oh LORD it's Kieran's time *MANIFEST*
MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN
SO MUCH KISSING BRIAN WHAT
SHIRTS OFF SHIT
MO GAYS
THE DEEP SIGH
MANIFEST
TEAM SHIV
SHIV BABIES WE DID IT
THIS IS OUR TIME
EMMY WINNERS SARAH AND KIERAN
"MLK allowed me to celebrate a bunch of white people depicting even worse white people" - crystallineirses on the Succession wins
MEN KISSING ON TV
FX IS TIGHT
GO J GO
get your way to him lol
Why are they off screen lol
Not me just watching J and Kieran shuffling around
DAMN Hannah
it's been real yall
Just more hugs for all the boys
MLK IN THE CREDITS
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