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keeganbrainmush · 11 months
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So.. 141 + los vaqueros and konig with a very short and is mildly muscular reader and looks kinda weak but is hella STRONG
⚜I start levitating everytime Floods by Pantera plays ⚜Headcanons ; Gender neutral ; Slight nsfw mentioned, Minors dni. ⚜KEEP FLOODING MY INBOX WITH REQUESTS GUYS ITS WORKING ⚜Writing for Rudy is my adrenaline
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Cpt. John Price
Flabbergasted
Is actually surprised when someone of your figure could lift as much as Ghost.
Likes to massage your back if you were ever tense or sore.
Gets extremely flustered thinking of the ways you could manhandle him into positions easily.
If you had toned arms he'd love to trace the visible muscles on your arms.
In public he gets confused looks from people when they see you carrying a majority of the stuff after you insisted on taking some cause Price had injured himself the day prior.
Simon " Ghost " Riley
He's surprised by it, but doesn't make it obvious.
" Were you always this strong? "
Loves being your little workout buddy.
Asks if you can pick him up.
Not in a shitty teasing way, but in a more curious manner.
Hot at the collar after his idea of you being able to lift him without a sweat is confirmed.
John " Soap " MacTavish
Weekly Arm Wrestling is a must.
His eyes lit up like a starving man seeing a table full of food when he found out you were strong as shit.
Competing with you is his favorite past time.
Every during sex, he teases you about being able to last longer.
if you're competitive as well, He only uses it as a tactic to piss you off to get you to fuck him harder.
Loves the thought of you pinning him down against the mattress and fucking the living daylights out of him while he can do nothing but moan and keep cumming. (With the safeword on hand, of course.)
Kyle " Gaz " Garrick
Yall know those memes with people giggling and kicking their feet. Thats him.
Likes getting piggy back rides if you're willing to give it to him.
Adores your muscles. Will spend a long time just tracing his finger over your arms, abdomen or legs if they're exposed.
Hes always fantasized about having a super strong boyfriend, so he thanks the stars every single day when he wakes up by your side.
Has a small blush on his face whenever you're lifting something heavy around him.
Alejandro Vargas
NGH HES SO
Alejandro is buff too, but kinda scrawny as well? He's alil mix of both.
Hes a cocky lil bastard too, always teasing and asking if you guys can spar to work on his form.
It always almost leads to fucking.
He's inlove with your toned arms. Will always be touching them or resting his head on your shoulder while massaging your hands or wrists.
Rodolfo " Rudy " Parra
He's literally so inlove with you and your strength was also a huge bonus for him.
He likes carrying you, but if he's every drunk or his legs just hurt you'd better offer to carry him too.
Rudy likes it when he has his head in his lap with your arm draped over him. It comforts him in a way.
LOVES your shoulders. Will be standing up while you're sat down and just massage them while talking to you.
But he'd always demand ask you to put him in his place. Shove his face in the pillow while fucking him so good from the back and leaving him no choice but to bite it to muffle his moans.
König
König is honestly excited from it.
His scratchy voice gets slightly higher whenever you tell him about your day at the gym.
If you're strong enough to lift him. he gets startled. Its not often such a big man can get lifted off the ground by someone else.
You both offer eachother massages in exchange. Since it's more common for taller people to have back pain, his back will almost always be aching in some sort of way.
Sometimes you just give him massages so good he can't help but think of his cock being stuffed in your mouth though.
His big ass hands give amazing rubs too though, when he's done you'll be the most relaxed man to ever exist.
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spoopdeedoop · 28 days
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hi i have some disorganized thoughts/hcs abt the found family human doctor au
(one of the thoughts being i should really give it a better name. another being YES this is only the nuwho doctors atm bc that's the only series i've watched so far apologies. if i ever get around to watching classic who i will add them trust)
BEHOLD my random, not at all in-depth headcanons
nine is the only one with a car out of all of them. they all keep bugging him to drive/pick them up from places -- he has mixed feelings about being the assigned taxi driver
both twelve and eleven are teachers -- college professor and preschool teacher respectively. twelve's students love them because he will say the most stupid, hilarious shit with a straight face without even knowing and eleven's students love him because he is the only teacher at the school that will dance with them during musical chairs (he doesn't even play the game. he just dances)
i want to make one of them an actual doctor but i don't think any of them could handle it unfortunately
they all share an an apartment flat on the same level -- nine, twelve and fifteen live in one room, ten, eleven and thirteen live in the one across from them. of course there are other people in the building too but they're all used to the strange loud hyperactivity of that particular flat. i think i'm using the right terminology here. yall know what im talking about
(i'm so tempted to make some companions be their neighbors)
nine and ten are the most insomniac of all of them, so they're used to bumping each other in the dead of night on their way to raid each other's respective fridges or something. very rarely thirteen will join them and they're like "WELL FANCY SEEING YOU HERE"
twelve does sleep, but like. he's nocturnal
eleven and ten hate each other in a sibling kind of way (see: day of the doctor). they are constantly sending each other death threats or tripping each other over. everyone is sick of it
sometimes when they're out shopping you'll hear ten yell "GET OUT OF THE FROZEN FOOD YOU NUMPTY WE ARE NOT BUYING FISH FINGERS" over the aisles and you'll hear eleven whine "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH" back
(if you're lucky you'll be able to catch fifteen mumble "why did we put them in the same apartment. are we asking for an eviction notice")
eventually eleven will pick a random stray cat off the side of the road, take her home, and name her bowtie, which is a stupid name, so everyone just defaults to calling her kitty
kitty's favourite person is twelve, to eleven's absolute despair
(my original idea for this was to initially have ten hate the idea of living with a cat, since he's stated full on in the show that he doesn't like cats, but apparently there is some very obscure doctor who comic run in which he falls into a depressive spiral and adopts a cat whom he names rose-the-cat, so he might actually like cats idk?)
anyway ten hates her until he doesn't lmao. he vents to her when there's no one else home and she will Stare at him back and it is a very nice friendship
kitty and nine watch shitty romcom together
they have a joint groupchat together -- half of it is just thirteen and fifteen assigning everyone outfits they find on pinterest and the other half is eleven asking where everyone went (he keeps getting lost when they go out)
nine doesn't know how to download pictures off the internet and so resorts to manually editing memes together to send to the groupchat and everyone's like "girl that's so much more effort........."
(yes he doesn't know how to press save image to camera roll but he knows how to use a photo editor flawlessly. such is the logic of the idiocy of the doctors)
eleven and thirteen get along very well i think. they're the only two of the group to play video games and so they bond over that. they also have ridiculously similar clothing taste
sometimes they'll succeed in getting fifteen to play pokemon with them and then they'll proceed to not see him until the next day when he comes out of his room and goes "you didn't tell me plusle couldn't evolve i've been levelling it up all fucking night"
friday is assigned movie night (it's always big hero 6)
eleven is the only one to actively seek out physical affection, usually really abruptly like clinging to thirteen's back as she passes him in the hall or bapping ten with the palm of his hand until he sighs and gives him a hug. he does expect a platonic kiss on the forehead from anyone before he goes to bed and will complain if he doesn't get one
anyway thats it i'm sick in the head and really sad. if this keeps up i may be forced to actually write a fic
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PAC: What message does the spirit have for you?
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images sourced from pinterest. take what resonates, leave what doesn't. My Masterlist
Pile 1, The Earrings:
Look in the mirror. Look, really. At your eyes. The curve of your nose. Your lips. Your cheeks. You are the result of generations of people, looking at other people, and going "you're beautiful." The fact that you're alive is a scientific miracle. Trust yourself.
Pile 2, The Necklace:
The blonde misses you. They're about, what, 5'10? Right now, they need you. Now, if you don't like them, you don't have to make friends. But just reach out. Ask if they need anything. Send them a cat pic, or a really, really shitty meme. Buy them flowers--daisies are my favorite, theirs might be something gloomier. You might just save a life.
Pile 3, The Tattoo:
Follow the yellow brick road, don't drunk drive, and remember: the sun is your friend. Wear sunscreen (or tanning oil, if that's your thing). Summer is almost over, live it while you can. You have about a month...ish. Enjoy the sun before fall comes back. You'll need to rest more this upcoming season. Give yourself the time to get your doing over with.
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chemblrish · 11 months
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Things my professors have said: chemistry edition, part 3
[part 1] [part 2]
"I've been researching this my whole life and I'm going to keep researching this until I'm carried out of here"
"I think de Broglie has been the only person to receive the Nobel prize for their doctoral thesis... I don't know, I'm not sure, I stopped caring when I realized *my* doctoral thesis wouldn't get me the prize"
"what was your previous class?" [Student: analytical chemistry lab] "oh my god"
[describes a meme on Schrödinger's cat]
"next year you'll be taking physical chemistry, another nightmare from hell"
"I have to go check on my students, it's suspiciously quiet in there"
"you guys do realize HF seeps through your skin and pulls calcium out of your bones right? HEHEHE!"
[last class before Easter break] "I'm so tired of it all, I just want to bake a babka"
"what do you mean it didn't dissolve? Looks like I gave you a shitty sample"
[tells a very bad Doppler effect joke]
"this matrix isn't screaming"
Prof 1: "what's the password?"
Prof 2: "chloroform. With a capital c"
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olderthannetfic · 4 months
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ONTF, you're older than I am, you're highly media literate, maybe you'll know: what was the appeal of the Joss Whedon style of writing to begin with? Everyone whateverishly wording their phrasey bits in that very Whedon-y way never did anything for me, positive or negative, and the constant need to have comedy during serious moments or interrupt a serious moment with either snark or a remark that nods towards tropes diffuses the tension to the point where I can't get invested. None of his characters ever felt capable of having sincere moments like most characters in other things I watch, and the few moments of that they did have would get undermined by one of the aforementioned flaws.
I do think the "omg worst writer EVER!" crowd is a bit much, because I've seen things so bad that Whedon looks like Shakespeare by comparison. But my half-sister, who is 25 years older than me and thus in her late 40's, swears Joss' style is revolutionary and deep. And frankly I've been wrong about a lot of media I used to hate and I'm open to the idea I'm missing something. It's super likely given my limited media exposure, though I am admittedly trying to work on that and branch out into more genres of media and more formats so I don't become that 'guy who has only seen Boss Baby thinks every movie has Boss Baby vibes' meme.
So. What am I missing? What's the context I'm missing and the key here that will allow me to appreciate the appeal of and enduring fandom for Whedon's work? I am admittedly a fandom baby but I am willing to learn.
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I mean... I despised him from the get go, other than the Buffy movie, which I still quote that death scene from regularly, so I'm probably not the best person to describe what's appealing about his style.
But one-liners during action are a common taste even if I'm fonder of the sorts of homoerotic 80s trash Ruthless Reviews used to cover.
Ironic distance is also popular and easier to swallow than earnestness for a lot of people.
However, I do think Buffy's original audience was connecting with it emotionally. Look at the part where Buffy's all upset after the most clownishly 1980s take on loss of virginity and heavyhanded metaphors for guys being jerks that just made every writer involved seem excessively middle-aged and out of touch Giles asks if she has any idea what could have happened to Angel. For people who weren't going to high school in 90s California, that bilge was apparently very moving. Certainly, there are parts of Buffy where the quips die down for some actual emotional moments.
People like style. Something that commits to being aggressively stylized will often stand out from the bland clones that surround it. Look at Wes Anderson (another creator I don't particularly like). Whedon's godawful faux-witty dialogue did sound different from other things on TV at the time. He also lets women say some of the one-liners, which is sorely missing from most media.
But mostly, he was formative for a lot of people, and I had to live through many, many years of them earnestly entreating me to give his shitty writing another chance because this time I would somehow connect with this sex-negative parasite and his casting aesthetic that I didn't find hot or interesting.
(I like dumb and campy things. I just like them to star a bunch of body builders from New Zealand, not waifs.)
People always hold up the things they imprinted on as more revolutionary and deep than they seem in retrospect. In Whedon's case, his already obnoxious style suffers from having been copied so much since, but even if he weren't famous or popular, if you were talking to that one person whose adolescence was defined by their love of him, they'd say all this same nonsense your sister does.
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catgirl-catboy · 1 year
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Tumblr life tips:
(please imagine these as like, tumblr loading screens. Thank you!)
You make mutuals faster when you change your name/icon less. The easier it is to remember + spell your username, the better people will remember you.
If you block the tag for something, (say, #dogs) do yourself a favor and block the same word in filtered post content. There are plenty of posts about dogs not tagged with anything, and the posts that mention dogs that you'd actually like are slim to none.
Send the people on your dash asks when you can. If you see an ask meme during your daily scroll, send something in! Its the tumblr version of small talk.
If you want to have a slightly more serious conversation with a mutual, you can't go wrong asking about their headcanons. 99% of people will jump at the chance to geek out, and the 1% that really aren't in the mood today can simply delay or delete the ask.
If you are already having a bad day, you should take the time to go in #anti your ship and block the people that bash the ship. You probably won't want to encounter any of those people in the wild, unless they are the rare breed thats civil about things.
Don't wait until tumblr becomes unfun to block the current discourse. The moment you see figurative clouds on the horizon that you don't like, get tag blocking!
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/crushes is a thing where you only see posts from the dudes you RB from the most often! I set it as my tumblr bookmark so I'll see the posts I'm the most interested in first.
Block annoying people, even if you agree with them on the current issue. You'll find something else to disagree on later, and you already know they aren't a fun person to disagree with.
If you see a shitty ass take, only reblog with a "WTF" if they are the first person in the reblog chain. Else, the guy you dislike won't see it but the first person in the RB chain will. That helps nobody.
If the person you just blocked is still everywhere, filter their username in filtered post content.
Tumblr Savior is basically a tumblr modpack. Look into downloading it as soon as possible if you have not already.
Also theres a firefox extension (idk if its on chrome, switch to firefox anyway it eats less ram) called Palettes for tumblr where you can make tumblr any colors you like! Mine is a nice warm sepia! :)
Please add your own tips I need to get better at tumbling.
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rainbowrocketquotes · 8 months
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📱 for colress please? it's gotta be a chaotic nightmare only col understands, or completely pristine and you swear he just bought it
Colress? I hardly know... Ress... Guys, I'm running out of jokes.
His password is 1739246805. Which is a coherent pattern on the number pad, but the others see it be so long and they just kind of give up trying to break into his phone, so win/win.
His home screen is completely devoid of any apps, it's just the clock witdget and his task bar (Phone, texts, browser, camera, photos. So, default) His lockscreen is whatever he thinks is important at the time, which is usually screenshots of something he needs to remember, while his home screen rotates through of his Pokémon.
Believes in google supremacy in the android-apple war. He trades in his phone whenever the new pixel series comes out.
Always has a high battery percentage because he only really uses his phone to text people and look at memes. Usually he ends up wireless charging someone else's with his battery life.
His most used app is pinterest, because he likes looking at shitty tumblr takes, garbage tweets, and bad memes but refuses to go onto either of those sites, and there are... Interesting things on Pinterest.
Doesn't use social media, unless you could Pinterest. He doesn't want to get "corrected" by someone 10x less qualified than him. He also doesn't really play games.
Even so, he has about half of his storage used up just by the sheer amount of photos he has. Mad scientist brain. He sees a thing and goes "I must add it to my collection at once!" Whether it's a meme or a screenshot or even just a video he took of someone trying to get their keys out of a sewer drain.
Immaculate organization of his photo gallery, but, similarly to his pinterest boards, the folder names are completely incomprehensible. You'll ask him what one of them means and he'll go "Oh, so "hrreb📟" actually is my nature photos folder because that was me trying to spell "green" without my glasses on and also that timer emoji is kind of green and nature is also green, you know?" and you have to explain that no, you don't know, and he's absolutely insane for thinking that any of what he does makes sense.
He doesn't have any contacts saved except his siblings and Ghetsis, who are saved under their names, and Cyrus, who is saved under "Don't answer". Guess what muted contact he has 193 unread texts from?
He doesn't usually google things on his phone, and his only open search tab is "how to mute a contact without blocking them".
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boinin · 7 months
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One last rambly post before I go be productive. This one is less shitposty... though it's also about Kunigami so, you know. Expect copium from a stan.
He features in four panels during this week's chapter, which is a development. He features once in each of the preceding chapters (230 & 231), minor appearances in either case. Squint or you'll miss him altogether.
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That said, the mangaka and writer continually remind us of his presence, much as they have with Hiori in the run up to and during the Ubers match. Although he hasn't had a proper line of dialogue since chapter 218, and he hasn't done anything particularly meaningful since chapter 219.
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But that's to be expected.
What happened in chapter 219? It's the build up to Kaiser's goal in the following chapter (220). As a reminder, Kunigami initiated that attack himself, and cleared many of the defenders single-handedly. But without support, his attack chances were goosed. So Isagi intercepted the ball, and through a series of plays, Kaiser ended up scoring.
What's happening now (in chapter 232)? Another Bastard Munchen goal attempt, this time spearheaded by Kaiser from the start.
Kunigami has fallen into operating as a goal poacher. Where he positions himself in chapter 232 is reminiscent of his positioning in chapter 185, where he scores against Manshine using Isagi's shot attempt. You can understand why he continues to use this method. Compare his placement here with where he positions himself beside Aryu, in the leak panels above.
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It doesn't work out for him this time though, because Lorenzo deflects the ball away from him... and he doesn't have metavision like Isagi, allowing him to foresee that chain of events. He waits around for the opportunity like a scavenger, unable to use his mind to play the potential scenarios out. It's less efficient, and he also has no one to support his plays. Respectfully, Isagi would be a lot less efficient too if he didn't have Kurona, Hiori or even Yukimiya for assists.
Kunigami himself isn't playing up and down the pitch because he's a forward, and in part because he has no metavision. Tellingly, he barely featured during the Star Change system, when Ubers were the dominant attackers. But is he still an effective player overall?
Certainly. Had Lorenzo been sloppier about that deflection and sent it the other direction, it'd have been on Aryu to keep that ball out of Kunigami's reach within a split second. Kunigami's a difficult player to contain, even two on one. Ubers would have been in danger there, had the ball gone his way rather than Isagi's. While the deflection could be random, I wonder whether that's something Lorenzo considered. If the choice was Aryu V Kunigami, or Aiku V Isagi... well, I'd put my money on Aiku every time. No shade, glam king, you're still an icon ✨
The point I'm making is, Kunigami is always present when Bastard Munchen are attacking. If he's not driving the attack himself (as he was in chapter 218/219), then he's hanging around to see if he can steal a goal opportunity from another forward (Isagi, and now Kaiser too).
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As much as I enjoy the jokes about Kunigami being absent in this match due to his shinigami side hustle, it is tiresome to read through people slandering his ability to play overall. He can, and he continues to pose a danger to the goal whenever the ball is in play in that area. We can dump on him for being inflexible, for not having metavision, or for his shitty personality change. But I wanted to highlight as per the latest chapter, how he's shown to be engaged and present within this match.
Further reading: I did a deep dive on what Kunigami's role is in the Neo-Egoist league here.
I take the piss out of him here and here, if memes are more your speed.
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faceglitchsworld · 5 months
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It's the 25th of October, which means that it's a cat parent day today!
Happy birthday, Lino! 🥳
Please look at the collage I made for him 🥹
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I can't believe I'm ending my SKZ birthday letters with him, really, I can't 😭
But don't worry, we have the anniversary and Stay Day to celebrate next year...even tho I don't have any idea what to do but I'll come up with something 🤣
I'm so so proud of how I made the collage, it's probably one of the best I made for the group fr 🥹
Let's be honest, I improved a lot with the pics I choose now. I always make sure to make the best combinations now.
It's time for the letter now, hope you'll like it as much as you loved the others.
I struggled a lot with understanding and appreciating Lee Know. Probably it's because I shouldn't have watched Stray Kids meme compilations or I should have watched some better compilations of him but I remember that I wasn't clicking with him. Something was blocking me from appreciating him. This was strange tho because when I heard for the first time his "NEW YORK SHITTY" I was like, "ok, you're relatable, you struggle with the pronunciation, you're good".
I would lie to you if I say that I liked his savage side at first. I didn't. I think it was the major obstacle who didn't help me. Now it's different of course, I think I like some sides of his humour but at first? Uhm, I don't think so.
But then, something, or well, three beautiful creatures came to save me. Three creatures who made me start seeing Lee Know from another perspective. Maybe you already know who I'm referring to. His cats. His three, precious cats. Soonie, Doongie and Dori. His story with them and how he loves them made my heart melt and it opened a little door for appreciating him. I'm still not getting over that famous video where Dori attacks him in the sleep he just tries to move him a little away or the chunck of pics he made over the years with them.
Because if you're a cat lover there are two options: you're a soft human being who loves humans as much as their cats oooooor, you hate humans and think cats are better. Whether you're one of these, you have my love and support. And if you're asking, Lee Know is from the first category, the way he takes care of all the members shows it.
Yes, I said all the members. I know, I know, someone will disagree and say that he's much closer with one member or the other. Someone will say that he's much closer with Jisung (and I mean...you have all the rights to say it because they look like soulmates sometimes), someone will say that he's much closer with Chan because he helps him dealing with the other members, someone will say that he's much closer with Changbin or Hyunjin, someone will say Felix, because of how they made a bond with him by teaching Korean, someone will will say that he's closer with Jeongin and someone will say that he's closer with Seungmin, even if those two are canonically divorced. Maybe it's better to say that this man has a very big heart and he is able to love everyone, just in different ways.
Guys, we're talking about a person who loves befriending stray cats when he has the occasion, he's the same person who donates to charity when he can and he adopted all his three sons. He has that big heart.
But wait, probably I should also talk about his performer side too. But, I don't know, I would be very repetitive. I think everyone knows how Lee Know is the backbone of DanceRacha. Even if, as time went by, Hyunjin and Felix made some of the most iconic moments in SKZ performances, we know that they're what they are thanks to Lee Know. He is the one who taught them with his experience and he's the one who makes sure that every choreo will be executed well. And he's also the one who took the biggest risks for the love of a good performance. The fact that he executed Thunderous perfectly while being on a freaking tower shows it. He is afraid of heights and yet, he challenged his fear for making a good performance. And he did it. That performance will always be stuck in my memory.
But if I should talk about one thing that I love about him the most recently is how he became a singer now. Or well, a singer who's also a secret rapper 🤭
Jokes aside, I really love how he has become a full time vocalist too along with Seungmin and Jeongin. I'm still crying over Waiting for Us, it's probably one of my favourite ballads from SKZ and it's all thanks to Lee Know's lines. I've started to appreciate his voice more and more as time and I want to keep this love. It's clear that he worked hard for achieving that position and I can't wait to hear more and more from him (aka, I can't just listen to Limbo, I need him to have more lines oh please let him sing more I'm begging).
Dear Lee Know, I'm at the end of this letter now. As you can see, my journey with you has been difficult. Trying to understand you is probably the biggest challenge I have had since I started stanning Stray Kids. But now I'm here, loving and appreciating you. To be fair I should also thank a moot of mine who's a big stan of you and she helped me understand more about your personality BUT it's not important right now. The important thing is that you finally took a place in my heart and you'll not leave very easily now.
I don't have a particular birthday wish for you today. I think you are at a big point in your life where you reach everything you want. So, I can only wish for you that you'll always keep that big heart of yours.
I hope you'll celebrate this day happily with the members and Stays and you'll have the time to visit your three sons these days.
Happy birthday, bunny cat lover 🐰🐱
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solradguy · 1 year
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How do i find the motivation to practice art? I have so many shitposts that’ll never come to fruition because my skills plateaued ):
No one else is going to draw my ideas and I'm too broke to pay someone else to do it for me. For better or worse, I seem to approach a lot of things from a "gotta do everything myself around here" angle haha
Honestly—and I won't lie to you—doing art studies is a real pain in the ass, I hate doing them. I never do them unless I've got major art block, and even then I still hate doing them, but it's like taking medicine and I know doing them will make me better. Every art teacher I've ever had's grilled me about this, "solradguy, you need to do 15 studies before the end of the week to get a full grade this quarter." Blah blah blah.
I guess for some people doing studies could be fun, not having to think about pose or composition, whatever, just putting lines down on paper and focus on your reference. One time, when I was still in college, I had to do a certain amount of studies in charcoal so I booted up Red Dead Redemption and drew landscapes or objects from it that I kinda liked. It was enough. I told my professor it was from my grandma's farm hehe
Art memes can be a good way to practice too, especially those ones about drawing in different styles or drawing a character in different outfits. They combine fun with tricking you into drawing things you might not normally draw. Emulating different art styles is the only art study method that doesn't make me want to fall asleep. Don't forget they're just art games though, and especially don't forget:
👉If You Already Feel Burnt Out Don't Feel Compelled To Complete Every Art Meme You Start👈
As you get better at art, you start noticing improvements less and less because they become more subtle. When you're really new to art, figuring out stuff like basic anatomy or shading is REALLY obvious because they're foundational parts of art. Hang on to your really old stuff and look at it every now and then and I guarantee you'll have improved way more than you thought you had.
I get the impression you've probably been at art for a while now, and I don't want to come across as patronizing, but sometimes refreshing the basics can help overcome a plateau too. Drawabox is usually what I recommend to people just getting into art, I really like their approach. Here's a link to their introduction lesson: drawabox.com/lesson/0 And here's one that skips to the actual art stuff: drawabox.com/lesson/1
While it's probably beneficial to actually do the exercises in the lessons, just skimming through reading them can be good too.
Something I've noticed a lot of my artists friends (and artists online) do is try to make every single drawing a finished piece, and I'm like "damn, no wonder art feels like such a chore." My sketchbook is 99% scribbles done in pen:
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I use Pentel RSVP fine point ballpoint pens so if I make a mistake I'm forced to deal with it. Doing these rough sketches before starting a bigger piece is something I recommend with my entire heart. Just get a pack of shitty $0.99 pens and doodle like it's high school math class. I like the cheap pens because you can get faint lines drawing lightly and can coax them into darker lines with a bit more pressure (and if you lose/break one it's no big deal).
The best way to get better at art is to keep putting lines on paper. Even if it's just silly pen doodles, you're still improving coordination/pen control, improving construction of basic shapes, exploring concepts, and thinking about art, which will lead to more new ideas and further inspiration.
Sorry this is long and meandering haha Hopefully something here helps at least a tiny bit.
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amethyst-enjoyer · 9 months
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Retired: Aug 15 2023 🫡
Last updated: AUG 14 2023
THIS POST WILL BE REPLACED SOON BE PATIENT I AM SLOW
Minors, you're cool people and all, but "GET OUTTA 'ERE!" This blog is not for y'all-
Anyways, hey, I'm @amethyst-enjoyer! I've found these type of posts are fairly handy when finding new people I like, so yeah, here's mine :3 -
My amethyst necklace is my gay calling card, my cringe ass enjoys hypersymbolism in everything I have, wear, and do. I really don't feel like my irl name is that great to pass around, I'm just Ame (pronounced like AM) around here, and I'm good with that. I'm an 18 y/o, very straight-passing Bisexual Brother, and attracted to all you horny fucks (affectionate) on #196 // #hornyposting (as a virgin, I will top, I will bottom, it's all sex anyhow). Gender is a fucky wucky, but I'm **Still Cis Tho**, he/him/they-
When it comes to fandoms, I enjoy the music and fandoms around (no order) Steam Powered Giraffe, AJJ, Rusty Cage, Will Wood, Giles Corey, etc. I enjoy Hermitcraft, though more accurately Minecraft in general, along with Transformers lore, and my non-fandom interests include Nordic countries, specifically Denmark (not for the iconic asexual meme), guitar playing, and definitely some other stuff I'll probably remember and add later.
As far as what I post, I assume it'll be lots of hornyposting and G E N D E R, along with the rare exmormon post, but those are a little depressing so I'll try not to. Maybe you'll even, god forbid, get a little original post from time to time, but only as a treat. Maybe it'll be a stupid joke, or a shitty meme, or a short writing thing, or a Minecraft build, idk man-
Alright, but that should be good! Just one last little thing, if you wanna get horny in the DM's, that's great, but please just ask for consent first. This is a rule that, while boring, fellow hornyposters on tumblr don't seem to follow perfectly, but I hope you'll at least try. Otherwise, have a great day!
Tags-
#ame. (reblog with comment)
#ame.rb (just a flat reblog, no comment added)
#ame.op (I am the original poster)
#ame.heart (NEW hornyposting tag for rbs and OPs alike! Finally!)
#ame.meme (meme things I made)
#ame.doodles (pretty shitty drawings I made)
#ame.ask (take one wild guess 🙃)
#ame.??? (either i'm very confused, or this is a poll post. Probably the latter)
#ame.irl (for when I brave up and post myself on a femboy friday or other irl stuff like that)
#ame.mp3 (music of some kind. Is it a rant? Is it a reference? Is it an OC? It's all a bag of tricks.)
#ame.bookmark (extra special and for safekeeping)
#ame.tag (tagging games)
#meme.rb (bookmark, but only for S tier memes)
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horrormoviebutch · 9 months
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cw assault, darvo tactics, fatphobia, ableism, anti-survivor actions, harassment, isolation
assholes, instead of having arguments, will report your post to tumblr b/c ironically it's okay to attack ppl but not to say anything back! DARVO moment besties! if you're the assholes, know that you still bring shame to the femme community, lesbian community, and LGBT+ community at large. your actions are disgusting, hurtful, and abusive. i hope you sincerely get help, because you cultivate hierarchal spaces of fear where autistic people, fat people, survivors, and people who are just not in your "clique" are shunned and unwelcome. not only do you not respond to these very harmful actions you've taken and anyone saying anything against you, but you silence people who speak out on the bullshit you perpetrate. pushing someone out of a community with no discussion for growth (or even discussion of what happened because my femme literally did nothing and was hacked if something did happen) is the opposite of community-building and seeks only to strengthen oppressors. you should never call yourself femme again. you don't stand for any type of "community". you are punitive, you seek harm against those who have been harmed, and do nothing to grow anything useful. reflect, and grow. then, never take a position of power like that again. but knowing y'all, you'll go back to posting your "uwu we are just like the cute deers/bunnies/kittens in this photo and can do nothing wrong" memes and stand for nothing, just like the spineless losers you are.
so here's what my previous post said! i'm posting it again, because if you guys think for one damn second that you deserve to go about your life without remembering the shitty actions you've taken and have yet to try to come to any type of reconciliation with, FUCK YOU!
no one knows this but the most gay liberation thing u can do is make a mockery of assault survivors (me!) by claiming something really serious that didn't happen happened so that you can kick someone you don't like out of a discord server. follow @/prince/safemme and @/femm/eliarity for more tips on how to be hateful pieces of shit who take advantage of someone's kindness! feel free to message me for details cause i hope they all rot in hell. also if u rb from the after knowing abt them i will block there is literally no room for those "uwu i'm so sweet and feminine and dainty and harmless but actually awful and mean and cliquey to the point of accusing an abuse survivor of something with no screenshots just to hurt them" fuckers. in case you didn't know, what frees us is not upholding patriarchal "femininity = victim" complexes when confronted w any discomfort (read as: feelings of hatred for a genuinely kind person) and being insufferable assholes to each other when we don't "like" someone else for... i wonder what reasons lol!
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playedbetter · 4 months
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🚩—whatever is itchin’ in your brain, let it riiiiiiip
Meme / Accepting! / Wow y'all like hearing my takes lol
I honestly hesitate to follow people if they state they're a drama free zone without specifying that it means petty drama and that they want to hear if a writing partner is doing something truly shitty.
I understand this is a hobby and wanting to maintain a peaceful space but if you're unwilling to hear that you're interacting with someone bigoted or who's an abuser, that peace is going to come at the expense of vulnerable muns.
Obviously a rule like that doesn't mean you'll necessarily not listen to warnings about those examples (or other serious stuff), but it would make me for one nervous to even approach you about it in the first place.
It's an unfortunate truth that what's a matter of safety to some, is just considered drama to others, and I prefer 100% knowing if that applies to you.
(If I follow you and you do have a rule like this, no worries you passed my vibe check)
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jumping-joey1104 · 6 months
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hello, i was wondering if i could get a creepypasta matchup? Sorry for sending another when you’ve already got a few, so you don’t have to answer this.
I use he and it pronouns, I stim openly a lot and think I might have haphephobia.
I tend to be pretty distant or in-my-own-head in everyday life. I’ll often get really attached to specific people or things. my interests jump around a lot, but generally, I always like writing and video games, particularly slightly old RPGs. including, the Persona series, especially persona 3 as of now, plus citizen sleeper. I like reading comics and manga (I’m a bit of a kid in personality honestly), doodle, and listen to music a lot. I have fun with flashy characters, theatrical themes and I could ramble for a long time about some of mine.
I don’t like certain tastes, like orange, I’m kinda picky. I can get big mood swings and feel really shitty and force myself to find an outlet, like drawing on my arms, and then feel super hopeful later in the day. Like I said, I get really fixated on stuff quickly, so I’ll get really stuck on one person sometimes. Ironically, my love languages are physical touch (i get really clingy on some occasions) and secondarily gift giving.
I can accidentally say or show people really extreme things, as I can tell they're severe, just not what kind of effect saying that will have. so, people who I have to tone down what I say to in that regard, I guess, I don't get on well with. (sorry if that's weird to say...)
and…that’s all I can think of. thanks if you do do it
Sorry for the late answer Anon, but I would love to answer any asks you send in!! Speaking of asks I have chosen a matchup for you!!!
Liu/Sully
Friendship
Since Liu and Sully share the same body, you kinda get one with the other soooo
Being friends with Liu and Sully is a wild ride from start to finish, Liu is shy unlike his younger brother Jeff. But Sully is a force to be reckoned with
You and Sully could be hanging out and all of a sudden you're at a McDonald's drive thru wearing Halloween wigs and more than likely three redbulls deep
Sully is the epitome of a wild and sarcastic college guy that for some reason never lays a hand on his friends
He becomes like a mean older brother to his friends but always respects boundaries. If you say you don't like him doing something to you he'll never do it again
If you like having debates over video games and characters Sully is the best one to talk to, he absolutely loves just sitting and talking. Makes him happy to be listened to and having responses back
Liu on the other hand is very recluse and quiet, it takes a bit to warm up to him versus Sully. He'll come off as cold very easily but is a sweetheart once
I headcanon Liu being in cheer/theater during high school, so if you play any music with a good beat he'll probably dance with you and make tiktok dances if you ask him
If you like drawing on yourself please draw on him too, he absolutely loves it when he's covered in colors and doodles. Probably would do that one thing where you share a sketchbook between friends
Dude has insomnia bad, so being friends with him means lots of late nights with music and playing videogames/ watching movies. Like his room has different posters of movies and Broadway shows Hamilton fan unironically
Liu is also very touchy and doesn't like being touched without asking, he's very much the opposite of Sully in that way. Even if you've been friends for a while you'll be lucky to get a hug from him
Relationship
Sully in a relationship means he has someone to protect other than Liu, so he becomes very attentive to your needs. You know that meme "He asked for no pickles"? Yeah, he's like that
He'll become very cuddly while you're dating, just having you nearby makes both him and Liu happier than anyone could make them. You give him a little smooch? Mans a puddle on the floor
Constant check ins from him, although he gives off a cocky attitude he's still scared that his attitude will scare you off. You could be together for years and he'll still ask before giving you a smooch or hug
Please PLEASE doodle on him! He knows that you don't like being touched so he's not going to leave hickeys on you (even though he wants to) so if you draw on him he'll be constantly flaunting it
He'll love to show you things he's done and found just like you like showing him extreme stuff. It takes a lot to scare this man...
Liu is way more open when you two start dating, he'll constantly want to stay by your side and unlike Sully would actually want to draw on you a bit.
Liu isn't as affectionate as Sully but is much more talkative when in a relationship. His love language is just letting you speak about whatever you want and gifts
Lots of gifts, he'll give you his sweaters and buy you your favorite snacks and movies. You look twice at something when shopping with him it's going in the cart. No questions
He'll play a lot more music around you and PLEASE watch some of his favorite musicals with him!! This man literally knows all of Hamilton and like 90% of the dances
Such a musical guy, he'll burn CDs of your favorite video game music and buy you a CD player so you can listen to music together, he has a secret Walkman that he still uses and will share it with you!!
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astronomyanxiety · 7 months
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Did you say divorce playlist?! That's actually so interesting! I'm curious what else is on there 😂
*I'm editing this to clarify that this ask is in reference to some tags I put on something... they are as follows:
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I mean... it's an 11 hour and 31 minutes long. That man has never made short playlists lol.
So it's not like I could list/screenshot even like... a 1/4 of what's on there without it being ridiculously long.
And obviously I'm not doxing my real life information by doing something as stupid as linking my fucking ex-husband's spotify on my Tumblr.
And even if I DID a lot of it wouldn't TRULY make sense to anyone but us. Like for instance one of the songs on there is Katherine With a K by Super Whatever. You listen to that from an outside perspective and you're like "Yeah that totally makes sense for a breakup playlist". BUT IT'S A TOTAL FUCKING MEME. Because we have a history with that song and there's a story and yeah at face value it's a super sad "Please don't break my heart and leave" song. But that's not why it's on there. And it's one of the few songs that if I DO start getting too deep in my feelings listening, it comes on and I just start laughing cause oh my God of fucking COURSE you would put that on here you troll man. You'll listen to 3 seconds, say the exact same thing you say every time, and skip it just like always. It's the bit. It's the history. And that's part of the ambience of the playlist, but no one else would be able to understand it correctly.
That said it's mostly Emo, Pop-Punk, some rap (though much less than I expected from him) and a little bit of metal. Our tastes DEFINITELY overlapped a lot, but he didn't really get as into the hardcore scene as me.
Though I will use this opportunity to rant for one second...
I have known this man in a vague way since literal infancy. We started dating in 2012. The entire fucking time we were together he REFUSED to listen to any of my country music when I was in the mood for it. And now what do I see? At least 9 different country songs on there.
I guess it really does take a divorce to make country hit different 😂
Here's where I get introspective... as I'm sure you can tell from this whole thing, we don't hate each other. I know a lot of people that get divorced do, but our situation was... complicated. I will always have love for him and he says the same. He was my friend first and I honestly miss being his friend in a way I will never miss being his wife. I don't have romantic feelings for or about him anymore, but I wish I could still send him shitty fly-fishing memes and listen to him rant about video games pissing him off.
But since I owe him the space he needs to heal and that means I no longer get to be his friend, I listen to the banger playlists he makes instead.
...Even though that mother fucker stole my Goddamn Cat.
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to explain myself under the cut:
p3 would probably cook those horrid tiktok/generally bad (or socially unacceptable) recipes with the expectation that it'll be good. there's like a 50-50 chance the food'll be actually good or it'll be the worst thing your eyes and tastebuds have experienced
oh sir dude on the other hand would literally be like that trope of a child making a heinous concoction of a """meal""" for their parents as a well-meaning surprise. he'd straight up be like "honey i made dinner just for you 😍" and it's borderline poisonous semi-radioactive material schlop
p1 probably already has a decent amount of canned food/mres/frozen pre-prepared food at the ready, as i imagine having extreme paranoia would make you not wanna get take-out often. plus i imagine that while he could cook, he just chooses not to since it can be kinda draining sometimes (take it from me, someone who occassionally likes to cook every once in a while). that and actually intrusive thoughts could get concerning for him. On a good mental health day though, he'd be at 'can cook the basics' tier
i dont think nottem gives that much of a shit enough to put in any amount of effort to ever cook himself anything decent, let alone a basic dish. I feel like MAYBE the one time he would cook something is if uh idk he's on a date?????? but even then thats questionable dsfhhsddsfh
I know corkscrew isnt technically canon but THIS IS MY POST, I MAKE THE RULES HDSFHD but i feel like corkscrew would be too impatient to cook anything decent, or he's like drunk 80% of the time, which would make cooking a little risky. also i imagine him cooking would be like that one meme video of a lady going "now add 2oz of vodka" then proceeds to pour half the bottle in like its nothing dsfhds
P2 and P4 both would only cook those easy to make, simple recipes that dont require much ingredients or preparation but for entirely different reasons. P2 is mainly bc i can see him just being too exhaused and stressed after a day out in paradise, so why add more to that? thats even if hes hungry considering the fact he ate like all the towns pizza and donuts hsdfhdjs. with p4 on the other hand he's just enjoying the simple stress free life, so why be so snooty and pretentious, especially over something he'll inhale anyway?
Recidivist and Widowmaker, based on their loose descriptions, I feel probably wouldn't have much motivation or generally aren't very hoity toity. they just want to make their dinner and so be it if it's simple, life is already difficult to them as it is. heck theyd probably just order take out or some shit. post-nottem's rein of terror, they largely wouldn't really care about cooking anyway so bare minimum it is.
Movie Dude is literally the one postal dude regional varient that actually has some sembalance of his shit together, so i imagine that in an ideal situation, he could probably cook you up a nice homemade meal. it's not gonna be food network-type worthy, but man you WILL like it
Psychocop, esp. pre-nottem's supermassive scp k-class senario, probably seemed like the kind of guy that had his dookie together and enjoyed making himself a nice dinner anytime he could make something. post-nottem's 360 noscope against humanity attempt, i can definately see him making his comrades something thats actually fucking good bc he got tired of seeing them make shitty basic ass food by themselves that wont help them out in the long run during their own rein of terror
Redux would still have the same-ish issues that P1 has, but i feel like redux would try to improve himself and try to overcome them anyway since he just wants to live a happy life just like everyone else. because of that, i imagine he'd like take cooking almost very seriously, wanting to take time (if he can) to make himself a good ass meal as a form of self-care. it would be so much so that if he ever had to be ur roommate, you'll have the bestest fuckin homemade food in ur whole damn life when he does feel like cooking. like literally lifechanging in a way. obviously he wouldnt use stupid boujie ingredients or dumb shit like that but my god you will FEEL boujie just eating it. he'd obviously have his off-days where he'd get take-out or go for pre-made but homemade makes him feel a bit better
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