you know what i think kids/teen books do 'fantasy romance/fantasy books' way better than any of the adult fantasy books booktok raves about. i try and read some of them and 90 percent of the time its just smut and abusive relationships disguised as 'dark romance'. then i read books like Keeper Of The Lost Cities, The School for Good and Evil, Percy Jackson, Land of Stories, the Nevermoor series, that kind of thing, and they are all actually so amazing because they have fleshed out characters with flaws and an engaging plotline instead of just badly written romance. and when they do have romance it's well written and about the people rather than the tropes.

when for whatever reason a race has to be stopped, lance stroll doesn't hear "red flag" he hears "get your arse back to the pit and serve for the ladies" and boy does he commit

at the end of the day it's the friend that would do cartwheels with you in the white house.

I am cooking something violent.

Tobias you mf- have you been reading Shakespeare?!

It's fine.

I'm sure it's just symbolic...

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Just a friendly reminder that saying "celebrities are never actually what they look like on screen" goes for both good and bad things.

Yes, they might be pretending to be friends with their costars, pretending to be nice, pretending to be funny.

But they also might be pretending to be calm. Pretending to be content. Pretending to be enjoying having the lights on them at all times. Pretending to laugh their way through awkward questions people think have the right to know the answers to.

You never know what goes on behind closed doors and thinking you can crack the code by dissecting a few minutes of footage is not okay.

And either way, they don't owe us a thing. Just because we think we have the right to their personal lives, doesn't mean we do.

I stared and I won't apologize for it

why are all magical girls so inherently gay? like- not a single magical girl show i have EVER watched has a cis-het explanation.

Poor Sir Pentious, he didn't deserve what happened to him:(

I hate that we've normalized dogpiling strangers on the internet over the smallest things.

Armin is the kind of fictional man who makes lesbians hesitate, you can't make me change my mind, HE IS.

Are you gonna die trying to protect the Earth?

"not a doubt in my mind"

When people act the same way about O!Ciel that people act about Sans Undertale

Someone PLEASE send me that Tumblr post about Merlin that goes so hard it's like something something it is all his fault UGH it made me GASP but now I can't FIND IT

Spent too long on something far too stupid

Not writing a full analysis right now but Max has an anxious attachment style which is why she broke up with Lucas so frequently in season 3 because him begging for her back validated her need to feel wanted and like he wasn’t gonna leave her.

In season 4, they had a healthier version of this in which she pushed him away more intentionally but he made it clear that he was there and would still be there whenever she was ready to come to him.