#you know maybe its a good thing tien cant cook chiaotzu's going to have a stroke every five minutes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tenshindon · 3 years

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tien cant cook for shit We Know This but in the universe-b-ass timeline where he can he would absolutely be the kind of mfer to never use modern tools ever and would insist on only using ingredients that he can grow from home

#snap chats #chiaotzu the opposite king's got the kitchen aid #he got a pasta machine he got special molds an shit #gotta make whipped cream ??? fuck the electric mixer tien WILL beat that shit himself #kings wanna make mooncakes and chiaotzu's all 'oh i thinkt heyre selling some new designs in the store :))'#but tien's already getting a block of wood out and carving tools he Will make a new design from scratch #you know maybe its a good thing tien cant cook chiaotzu's going to have a stroke every five minutes #because tien will want to do it ThE tRadItiOnAL waY meanwhile chiaotzu's crying over spending 100 dollars on a new machine #tien the kind of mfer to mill his own flour #chiaotzu just wants to make some dumplings and he casually goes 'aw we're outta flour :( i can go to the store real quick :)'#meanwhile tien's already running outside #comes inside and busts out the mortar and pestle #god imagine if he did cook #they have a whole ass farm in the back #either that or everything's just ufckin vegan cause i dont imagine tien raising animals #honestly that sounds about right cant cap #i hope eevryone knows its taken me like half an hour to make this post #because i keep getting distracted #jesus christ why am i built like this

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