You do swim, do you not? Oh, I swim pretty gay—good! Pretty good!!

The swim scene from Atlantis but it’s just JiuYuan

Wishing a very strong Fuck You to random ass persons shooting off fireworks right now from me and my anxious, boisterous husky mutt.

My switch won't let me screencap it for some reason, but I see what you're doing. Talking about how in 15 years, being able to cook will be seen as a desirable trait in a bachelor.

My boop-o-meter still hasn't passed max but I'm pretty sure it's a glitch bc no way I've sent less than 2k 😭 I want all the funny little features!!!

Top ten most embarrassing fictional crushes

going through the adventure time tag is so hard because it’s like. okay i see what you are all trying to do here i get it i appreciate it. but marceline IS, unfortunately, white passing. it is one of her many burdens 😔

So this is my question born from something that makes me curious, on the one hand we have all heard that karmy are very protective of the jikook's privacy, never sharing information, or photos, anything, on the other hand we have the sasaeng, we all know that These people will stop at nothing and no one in their obsession with idol life, so there hasn't been a point over the years where it's been leaked or rumored that Karmy over there had to intervene in any way. so that sasaeng will not leak information that could harm Jikook?

Anon, you know BTS. You know what they stand for. You know who they are as people and as human beings. Right? You are Army so I'm left to assume that you know the Tannies are one of the best celebrities out there especially when it comes to morality.

Dispatch is paparazzi. And what do we know about paparazzi? They are invasive. They have no respect for the famous people they stalk and expose. They suck ass overall. Dispatch literally expose couples who don't wanna be exposed every January. It's disgusting.

Now, think about how BTS have to do all these photoshoots and festa bullshit with Dispatch.

Do you really think BTS would willingly work with people like this if they didn't have to? Now listen I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just saying sometimes, people need to not look at things at face value.

That's all I'm saying

Received the job description. Title is COO.

What do you think of Joyofsatan.org? They claim to follow the Greek Gods, they support abortion, they follow gay Pagan Gods and they’re the largest Pagan group in the world.

I'm 45 you do the math! 👀

this is absolutely the sexiest jake video i have ever seen (x)

Like father like son then. you know considering outside adopting Corrin we don't hear much of dadmeragi completely unrelated to blog I apologize I'm starting to wonder if he was a terrible I almost want to say deadbeat dad too. for something not related Clara advice for if you get spanked. think calming thoughts don't pretend it won't happen it will hurt more.

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Now as a dad, it seems like as far as kings go, Sumeragi was pretty involved with his kids and tried to raise them properly. They all have fond memories of him and respect him as a person, not just because he was their father. I think he was kind to them, for the most part.

Now as a husband I think he was a dog lmaoo

Mikoto was a side chick at first, he had a whole side chick while the mother of his children's b ODY WAS STILL WARM! HE MOVED HER INTO THE HOUSE!!!

They hadn't even buried the woman and he was sleeping with Mikoto, ok, he was a dog for that.

(Which personally, to me, means he was not a good dad because you're disrespecting the mother and the kids are seeing it, so you're not really doing a service to your children. But you know. Royalty and samurai and shit. People turned away.

I still think that was messed up though lol.)

🎁 what platform i started roleplaying on

[My Experience in the Community || accepting]

Yahoo! Groups, way back in the day. Like, mid-90s back in the day.

Yeah, I'm old xD I've been doing this for a while, y'all.

You know it’s pretty much fucked up but I’m actually ecstatic that Anthony Bourdain was a more formative figure in my life than my father.

bloodborne is about how homeless people are more trustworthy than doctors