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gabessquishytum · 8 months

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Spreading the Soft Hob™ agenda. Soft, squishy Hob means a caring partner. A partner who wants to know you have eaten and haven't harmed yourself today. A partner who will urge you to go hiking up a mountain for your own mental health, not for lifted ass or whatever.

Soft Hob means deep, loud laughs at silly jokes, at the faces you make when you see something stupid. A Hob who adores when you pout in the morning because you aren't a morning person while he has already made coffee. Soft Hob means a strong hug to keep you warm.

Soft Hob also means he cries when he sees a lost puppy, and he smiles when you shout KITTY when you see a cat. Soft Hob surprises you on your birthday with a day at a pets' sanctuary. Soft Hob knows your favourite soda flavour, and your second favourite in case the first one isn't available.

Soft Hob also means getting mercilessly eaten out until you forget your own name

Laying face down on the floor as I admit that I am not immune to the Hob x Reader propaganda. And there's something about Hob letting himself be soft after centuries of battles, pain, torment, questionable morality... he's soft, now. He's earned it and he's worked for it, and it has NOT been easy. But now he gets to be soft and squishy and full of warmth. Long afternoons together, Sunday lunch cooked to perfection, fresh flowers on the windowsill. Holding hands, physical touch whenever he needs it, warm baths with lavender oil. Gentle bickering over washing the dishes, splitting the chores because he hates laundry and you hate grocery shopping.

Soft Hob is everything. Because it doesn't always come easy, but it's always worth the risk.

#academicblorbo #the sandman #hob gadling #hob x reader #general hob appreciation in this chili's tonight

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twiggyart6 · 1 month

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collecting short funny things to write under fanart of characters you really love

please feel free to add more thank you :3

(this is long as shit be prepared)

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looking at them

my friend :)

mwehehe

augh

I can't believe this

brain blasted

what a little freak

do you even care

be so fucking for real

your kidding

what a weirdo

a wonderous creature

consider this

from my personal collection

what the

I'm so normal

I'm not normal

why are they like that

evil swag

TEEHEE

I'm gonna frow up

yeah this is pretty cool

pretty fucked up dog

have you seen this?

my beautiful princess

I'm ill

oh good heavens!

my son. he has every disease

this shit aint nothin to me man

I laurve them

yoink

just a little bit. as a treat

tell them to stop

me when I GET you

MY GUY

the psychic worm (wohwohwohwohw)

good lord

cuteness aggression towards them

what the fuck ever

im feeling something

sigh

me when the

GRRAAAHH

im fucking serious

love it when they appear

its becoming unhealthy

go white boy go!

your never gonna believe this

worst guy ive ever seen

their just so ... drawable

sorry guys

i saw it in a dream

she is very gorgeous to me!

i see them when i close my eyes

my little scrungle

be so fucking for real

i can do whatever i want

bitch

yeah

my baby girl

my little kitty meow meow

they've done something to me

i gotta get outa here

yep

my favorite white man

dude!?

full of joy a whimsy

going cray cray!

well....

erm

heyy gurl wasup

she is beuty she is grace

aaaaanything could happen

just like me fr

its time

yahoo!

divine retribution

yay!!

so was foretold in the prophecy

their so ... woah

yessir

god. fucking. damn.

they understand me

you are not immune to propaganda

Explodes character with mind

Forgive me

I would tell them my most depraved thoughts

for the win!

my treasure my beloved

awesome

oh yeah woo yeah

thats it thats the post

this above all else

-INHALE-

had to get it out of my system

you absolute baby buffoon

but make it epic

dont question it

gay baby jail

mwah <3

i want to make them into bread

no guys you don't get it

i got nervous

every fuckin time man

[puts face in hands and groans loudly]

no way

DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE

take a deep breath

stupid little bow wow

cringeposting once again

abandon society, embrace insanity

god has let me draw another day

had to do it

changed my brain chemistry

so the thing is-

im going to make you so girlfail

pathetic wet cat

guys.

their neat idk

or something like that

ATTENTION!!

i have the disease and its terminal

shrimply amazing!

hits you with the beam

smile :)

send help

oh hi didn't see you there

no i will not elaborate

the creature is demonic in nature

i think there's something wrong with them

i think there's something wrong with me

its fine

woah woah woah

do you even realize what you've done

very cool

do you see my vision

whatever the fuck this is called

the strugler

interesting..

oh i got you dont worry

nobody move

character on the brain always and forever

#1 hater

funny you should say that

nature is healing

imagine a guy. now imagine them again

ooo mama

get drawn idiot

get obsessed over idiot

if only they were real

post this character instantly

your honor i need them

ive got some notes

A juicy morsel

I want to push them down the stairs

They wouldn’t dare

(Eyes wide and mouth frothing) yeah!

my beautiful wife <3

#text post

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prince-honeypaw · 3 years

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Can i request little Tamaki feeling sick to his stomach and feverish with Mirio as his caregiver helping him feel better💖

♡ Sure can, sugar! ο(=•ω＜=)ρ⌒☆

♡ CW: A bit unsanitary because being sick is yucky.

♡ Tamaki is a quiet kind of sick. He hates bringing attention to himself so he would probably be the type to just tuck away in his bed and try to wait out his ailments. But, since accepting his regression as a healthy coping method... He's in a hard drop.

♡ We're talking a handful of months to a year hard.

♡ Mirio usually comes to wake him up in the mornings because baby boy is not a morning person. So he isn't too surprised by Tamaki being all bunched up in his blankets- What is surprising is the soft, shuddering hiccups and whimpers.

♡ Tamaki doesn't usually regress right when he wakes up, so Mirio sits at the edge of his bed and touches a hand to his back, poor thing seems to be shivering despite being under a thick comforter and another blanket. ~ "Is my little sunflower in there?"

♡ ... The baby peeks out of the blanket pile. He's a little snotty, red cheeked and teary eyed, lower lip quivering, the poor thing. It breaks Mirio's heart that he's so small and clearly not feeling well!

♡ He'd want nothing more that to scoop Tamaki up and cuddle the yuck out of him, but that wouldn't help anyone, would it? Mirio would promise that he'd be back soon and scramble to the bathroom. Gotta run a bath and find the thermometer!

♡ Put the baby in the bath! Let him be clean!

♡ Mirio has to gather his sheets, blankets, pillowcases, toys- Anything he slept with. It all has to go in the washer! He would never put his little one back in a yucky disgusting bed. It'd be totally counter productive.

♡ Granted, he is going to set Tamaki up on the living room couch so he still feels involved in the day. Little Tamaki needs a lot of attention in spite of his attempts at staying out of the way.

♡ As much as he hates it, Mirio does have to wear a mask when taking care of a sick baby boy. He is not immune to propaganda diseases. He wants to give kisses and nuzzles to Tamaki, but if he tried, Tamaki would have an entire fit. He doesn't want to be the reason that papa feels sick!

♡ Tamaki gets all cleaned up, has a pullup on, got his My Melody jammies on, and is lovingly wrapped up in a Hello Kitty blanket. Miss Maisy and his Comfy Fox Pillow Pet are there too, so he won't be lonely while papa's in the kitchen. ~ "Don't worry, kitty stix! Papa's gonna help you beat back all those nasty feelings, just you wait!"

♡ Gotta have Doki Adventures on, it's not optional.

♡ He had a sippy cup of water, but the plastic lid clicking on his teeth was a terrible sensory feel so that had to go back.

♡ Mirio has a habit of spoiling Tamaki when he feels bad because his little one tends to beat himself up too much. And that simply will not do!

♡ Scraps previous breakfast plans and works on making chicken broth and microwaving a breakfast sandwich. Lets the broth cool and puts it in a bottle! Breakfast for baby.

♡ Gently scoops Tamaki up in his cozy burrito and Mirio settles in under him. He'd put Tamaki against his chest and hold his bottle so he doesn't have to stop running his fingers over his Pillow Pet's fur, letting him quietly nurse and listen to his heartbeat. It's the most tender sight one could ever lady their eyes on.

♡ Mirio's going to probably have snot on his shirt later, but it is a small price to pay.

#There was so much more but I had to stop myself #I simply love Tamaki 😔#long post #sfw agere #bnha agere #Agere Tamaki #Agere Mirio #Honey HCs

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presidentrhodes · 4 years

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May we have some Rhodey propaganda today? 🤲

of course. i will never say no to rhodey propaganda.

1. when rhodey joins the team, the rest of the avengers naturally gravitate towards him. steve feels slighted, but rhodey assures him he isn't jockeying for leadership position. tony tells steve to get used to it. "the man's a natural charmer. he can talk his way out of a court martial. in fact, he did once for me when i stopped making weapons for his air force boys." steve grimaces.

2. carol takes an instant liking to rhodey. it confuses a lot of people, and by people, it's namely clint. "you two used to be rivals in the military, and now you're swiping right on him every night?" carol flashes her trademark smile — the one that hints at a secret waiting to be uncovered, but also promises that no amount of snooping through the vents can help you attain it. when she leaves, tony approaches a dejected clint and says, "like i told spangles, it's the philly charm, birdbrain. even super lady over there can't resist it."

3. for two decades, fury's maintained his firm policy of an age limit for aspiring supers. you had to be over 30 and relatively well adjusted to life before you were allowed one of the coveted membership cards, made with cheap plastic, bearing a giant A on the front that entitled you to free breadsticks at olive garden. fury's never bent to anyone's whims, no matter how persistent they had been — after all, it took tony four years and a death-defying stunt through an alien wormhole that saved new york to earn his complimentary breadsticks.

but, a day after rhodey requests face time with the boss, wade wilson struts through avengers mansion, in a pair of hello kitty boxers, wielding a katana that's still dripping blood, like he owns the damn place. "i think that philly charm is working a little too well," tony laments to an amused natasha as they watch wade loot the contents of the fridge. that's going to sit so well with thor and hulk. so well.

4. when the winter soldier is allowed to join the team, his sketchy records miraculously wiped clean, steve agrees that maybe rhodey's charm isn't all that bad. sure, the team's basically made war machine their de facto leader, carol wouldn't stop affronting his delicate sensibilities by full-on groping the enthusiastic colonel in public view, and tony just can't shut up about how rhodey has fury wrapped around his finger. but, it's not all bad, right? at least his best friend is part of his found family.

that rare moment of serenity lasts exactly five hours, 32 minutes and 45 seconds — or, the time it takes for bucky barnes to settle into his room at the mansion and then ask rhodey if he wanted to grab a beer and watch the game. steve screams into his pillow.

5. there are exactly four people seemingly immuned to rhodey's charm. roberta rhodes reminds anyone who asks she spent her mid-20s changing his poop-filled diapers, and then, in her 40s, she watched him go through his first heartbreak. "it was ugly, son. there are some things you kids are better off not knowing," she tells clint. he believes her, but is also in awe of her.

jeanette loves her big brother. she really does. but she will never forget the day he bawled like a baby, hours after lila was born.

lila rhodes is 8 and has her uncle wrapped around her tiny fingers.

pepper potts would normally fall for that philly charm in a heartbeat if she didn't have to drive from new york to florida in the first month of her highly qualified new job, at the stark industries' accounting department, to bail out tony and rhodey from jail. they were being charged with public nuisance until she charmed the police chief into letting them off with a stern warning. even now, as ceo of the world's most valuable tech company, pepper potts likes to remind colonel james rupert rhodes that his suave moves and flirty smiles have exactly zero effects on her.

#james rhodes #tony stark #iron family #asks #anon #pepper potts #avengers as family

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