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#yes. yes i am
In the tavern with the knights, Merlin and Arthur:
Merlin: Arthur was really pushing my buttons today.
Arthur: I was looking for mute.
Leon, drunk, trying and failing to be helpful: I’m sure there’s a button to make him recite poetry somewhere, sire.
Mordred, the innocent first time drunk up past his bedtime: Emrys! I didn’t know you liked poetry! I found a book in the library, it was really good! Should I bring it for you to read tomorrow?
Arthur: … what?
Merlin, accepting his new kid brother for the endearing little shit he is: sure thing, thanks Mordred. You know, Leon just loves poetry too.
Mordred: really? Maybe we should start a book club!
The knights, all trying not to burst out laughing while Leon panics under Merlin’s glare
Mordred, rambling in druid about his favourite poets to Arthur who can’t understand a word he’s saying but is trying anyway
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randomsufff · 6 months
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You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.
Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.
Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:
“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)
AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.
(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)
Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?
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trackinglessons · 1 month
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coming soon... @astralnymphh
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mpetrohero · 3 months
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Thinking about Jon and Martin and “I’d understand if you hate me right now.” and “What? No! Martin, I love you.”
Martin who has never known conflict and disagreement without resentment. Who’s mother looked at him only in disdain and hatred. Who’s father left when he was nine. Martin who is so sure that the man he loves would flip the tables 360 over an argument. Martin who definitely has abandonment issues that we don’t talk about enough.
Jon who doesn’t tell people how he feels. Who half the time doesn’t even know how he feels. Who grew up building walls and feigning skepticism. Jon who only ever said the words “I love you” to Martin and his cat (which, mind you, is very real of him). Jon who has spent years hiding from monsters and making decisions he never wanted to have to make, watching those he loved face the consequences beside him.
And how in the end, their love for one another juxtaposes many of the actions they perform on their own. They love each other so much that it changes their narrative. And in the end (just as they confessed to one another) that’s it. That’s the core of it. Their love.
They literally invented romance your honor. I hate them so much.
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chiliger · 10 months
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When the sensory overload starts to make you disassociate.
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intotheelliwoods · 3 months
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I am stuck between two options... I cant decide...
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missmousebean · 1 year
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you cannot tell me donnie wouldnt be the biggest vocaloid enjoyer
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Now I bitch! Don't let this affect your vote. Still too much information. Enjoy
I have suffered with this fuck forsaken shit since I was 11 and the doctors still don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Emotionally, mentally and physically I'm in hell. The anime demons are gonna suffer too now.
Lucifer. Fucking Lucifer pretends like nothing is wrong while everything is wrong. He has cramps so bad his legs shake. Ofc he's insistent he can deal with the pain. That's not the point though! There's something wrong there! Take the fucking Tylenol Lucifer. Craves caffeine for some reason? Drinks like four cups of coffee a day. Barbatos (under Diavolo's orders) has to physically force him to go home and take a fucking break.
You know Mammon's is coming when his brothers talk shit to his face and he starts crying. Can usually handle pain but can't deal with cramps. Has like three bottles of over the counter pain meds in his room so he can get to them quickly. Always forgets to buy supplies. Steals his brothers shit. Craves Flaming Hot Cheetos and always regrets it! Steals your T-shirts and hoodies. Clingy demon no.1
Leviathan's anxiety is increased by tenfold. He's a mess of emotions to the point that he can't leave his room. Everything is too much but he's afraid to be alone. Spends the entire time indulging in comfort media and fics. Hurt/comfort fics let's gooooo. Clingy demon no.2 once Mc starts coming around. Prefers soaking in hot water for cramps.
Angry ass bitch. Satan also locks himself away due to his emotional state being shit. Every little thing gets to him to the point he's pissed off or crying in frustration. Knows his body pretty well. Once his anger starts sparking up more than normal Satan prepares his room in case he needs to get away from everyone else. Books, snacks, movies, and he washes all of his comfortable clothes. Reads romance novels more often. Also won't take the fucking Tylenol.
Asmo's personal hell. This poor demon. His acne is flaring up, he's bloated, he wants cupcakes, he's been crying all night. Please hold him. Good luck trying to get his ass out the house because he's not fucking leaving. Very emotional. Every horrible emotion Asmo has been holding in is coming out and he hates it. Clingy demon no.3 if he trusts you enough to see him like this good fucking luck because you're not leaving. Blood lust is heightened. RIP the Devil Dash demon ☠️.
If you're thinking weird period cravings you're 100% correct. Not chocolate though! Beel craves salt so bad it's not funny. He tried eating one of Asmo's salt lamps once- Very heavy so he doesn't work out as much. Probably the worst cramps out of the brothers. It's less of a pain and more of a weird discomfort that does not pair well with Beel's normal hunger pains. Keeps a heat pad and strong ass pain meds nearby constantly.
Oh Belphie is dead to the world. He can kinda gauge when his period is coming? He cries once and a countdown basically appears over his head. As soon as he thinks it's coming Belphie washes all of his comfy clothes, strips the bed, stocks up on water bottles, period products. Once it hits him all he does is sleep. His entire body is drained of energy nobody knows why. The first time it happened Mammon found him and thought he died. Belphie wakes up twice a day for a few hours to eat and wash up then drags himself back to his blanket nest. It takes so long to fix his sleep afterwards. Heavier than Beel somehow? Sleeps with like four towels. Clingy demon no.4 not like he's awake long enough to be clingy though.
Either a domino effect happens when one gets it after another or they all have it at the same time.
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foldingfittedsheets · 1 month
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Sometimes my betrothed and I talk about homebrew magic items for DnD. Specifically, off the grid sex magic stuff. Because honestly, if you think about it, the market for sexy magic would be through the roof.
A mage who invents a new sex spell would have it made, that’s it, they can just cast this one spell forever and be set for life. People love getting it on and they love gadgets with which to do so.
Because this is a niche topic I’m gonna stick it under a cut, read on for sexy silliness.
Some of the items we imagine are very standard, just nice ways to magically improve a sex life. Easy access to magic lube, portable sex toy storage, specific toys. The idea I came up with yesterday however is… very cursed.
It came up from us discussing our characters sex lives, as you do. My character Orion is gender fluid and can rearrange their anatomy at will to suit whatever they’re feeling. Kahriq is a cis lady. We’ve already posited that there’s a ring of dick-having if Kahriq wants to mix things up sometimes.
But my betrothed was asking if they’d ever use a toy even though Orion can have a penis and I was like, oh, of course, sometimes you need that for different positions. Then after a pause I was like, “It’s too bad they wouldn’t be able to feel what the toy was doing though.”
And from this seed my betrothed and I came to two very different conclusions. Their idea was to have a magic item you attune to that transfers sensation from the toy to your own body so it feels like you’re doing the fucking. This is a solid magic item, feeling the sensation on your own body is a great concept.
My idea was to have a magic cock ring that popped your penis off and made it into a sex toy. Like a penis portal cock ring. When I told my betrothed this idea their whole face scrunched up in absolute disgust. “Popping the dick off?! That’s what you came up with?!”
“Yeah, and you could give yourself a comfortable blowjob by just detaching it which I think is pretty cool!” This was a lie. I thought my idea was bizarre and a little unsettling to picture but I’m nothing if not a sales person.
They argued that it was in fact horrifying to pop off body parts and if we’re being honest I have to agree that their idea was just better in every way. But mine still has a certain charm. I bet my penis pop off cock ring would still sell.
Edit to add: it would appear I am not the first person to have this idea which is comforting in its own way.
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druidberries · 9 months
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pumpkins scream in the dead of night
I've been wanting to do an edit of those pumpkin photoshoots for so long and these two are absolutely perfect for it :')
first pose - second pose <3
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hitheeprithee · 2 months
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Happy belated holidays @tunastime !! A SEN Jimmy looking all beautiful and backlit (Tango POV the guy you're training with steps in front of a sun-simulating light and Woah...)
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stinger-shot · 4 months
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me when my Pinterest gives me a shit ton of rung images:
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mistressemmedi · 2 months
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The Duckar made it to the finish line! The first 2CV to finish the Dakar 😎
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whumperofworlds · 8 months
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Whumpee with a stomach ache.
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aureentuluva70 · 10 months
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Just...THIS. THE FOUNTAIN OF TINUVIEL.
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n1ghtw1ng-scp · 5 months
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doing a project about alan turing in a ✨christian school✨
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