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adeleba · 22 days

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Something about different teens coming together to fight some prophesized evil, and gaining something more

(DR season 2 save me i miss em ToT)

#found families my beloved #manifesting euphrasia being part of the group eugfwiuef #Also “Missing the og 4 on screen being cute (dumb) together” hours #ninjago fanart #lmao am i really gonna tag them all ToT #ninjago euphrasia #arin ninjago #sora ninjago #wyldfyre ninjago #zane julien #cole brookstone #jay walker #kai smith #yes. yes i am #adelebart #ninjago

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randomsufff · 7 months

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You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

#am I about to expose myself on my ships?#yes. yes i am #hilson #this is especially funny if it’s fucking Wilson doing the confessing in the hospital hallway #ineffable husbands #homumiko #tedpendent #dreamling #johnlock #mattfoggy #stobotnik #shukita #the most randomest ships but it is what it is #i could definitely add more but we’d be here all day #fanfic #please please please writers im begging do this I’ll laugh my ass off #jk I’m adding more ships I think will be funny as I think of them #shassie #harrykim

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 3 months

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In the tavern with the knights, Merlin and Arthur:

Merlin: Arthur was really pushing my buttons today.

Arthur: I was looking for mute.

Leon, drunk, trying and failing to be helpful: I’m sure there’s a button to make him recite poetry somewhere, sire.

Mordred, the innocent first time drunk up past his bedtime: Emrys! I didn’t know you liked poetry! I found a book in the library, it was really good! Should I bring it for you to read tomorrow?

Arthur: … what?

Merlin, accepting his new kid brother for the endearing little shit he is: sure thing, thanks Mordred. You know, Leon just loves poetry too.

Mordred: really? Maybe we should start a book club!

The knights, all trying not to burst out laughing while Leon panics under Merlin’s glare

Mordred, rambling in druid about his favourite poets to Arthur who can’t understand a word he’s saying but is trying anyway

#am I forcing Merlin and Mordred to be friends?#yes. yes i am #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #leon the long suffering #sir leon #mordred #sir mordred #incorrect merlin quotes #i’m bad at tagging #merthur #or not idk #headcanon

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trackinglessons · 2 months

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coming soon... @astralnymphh

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mpetrohero · 4 months

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Thinking about Jon and Martin and “I’d understand if you hate me right now.” and “What? No! Martin, I love you.”

Martin who has never known conflict and disagreement without resentment. Who’s mother looked at him only in disdain and hatred. Who’s father left when he was nine. Martin who is so sure that the man he loves would flip the tables 360 over an argument. Martin who definitely has abandonment issues that we don’t talk about enough.

Jon who doesn’t tell people how he feels. Who half the time doesn’t even know how he feels. Who grew up building walls and feigning skepticism. Jon who only ever said the words “I love you” to Martin and his cat (which, mind you, is very real of him). Jon who has spent years hiding from monsters and making decisions he never wanted to have to make, watching those he loved face the consequences beside him.

And how in the end, their love for one another juxtaposes many of the actions they perform on their own. They love each other so much that it changes their narrative. And in the end (just as they confessed to one another) that’s it. That’s the core of it. Their love.

They literally invented romance your honor. I hate them so much.

#I am once again TOTALLY not projecting onto martin k blackwood #I would never #they are actually everything to me???#does this make any sense at all?#probably not.#am I posting it at 2 in the morning anyway?#yes. yes i am #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #they’re so *holds gently*#I dunno what it is about them #i hate it here

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chiliger · 1 year

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When the sensory overload starts to make you disassociate.

#chiligerart #star wars #the clone wars #meme #clone trooper dogma #clone trooper tup #clone trooper hardcase #boys on leave having some fun #who’s taking the photo? fives? Jesse? either works I think #dogma’s having a good time just being with his brothers. even if the music and lights are too much #after the party they’ll cuddle in a pile and dogma will wear a blindfold and noise canceling earplugs #am I self projecting a bit?#yes. yes i am #guys I spent ten minutes trying to remember the word ‘projecting’. time to go to bed

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intotheelliwoods · 4 months

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I am stuck between two options... I cant decide...

#2 arms left #am I procrastinating by making this?#yes. yes I am #also yes fun fact he doesnt actually like poptarts #before the nickname: ok sure they are fine #will snack on them when theres nothing else in the pantry #after the nickname: STOP SHOVING THEM IN MY FACE I DONT LIKE THEM GET THEM AWAY FROM ME I HATE THIS NICKNAME I HATE POPTARTS-#everyone just teases him with them lmao

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missmousebean · 2 years

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you cannot tell me donnie wouldnt be the biggest vocaloid enjoyer

#am i posting art for the first time in a billion years just to make a tmnt shitpost #yes. yes i am #mouse art #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018 #mimi’s best ✌️

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foldingfittedsheets · 3 months

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Sometimes my betrothed and I talk about homebrew magic items for DnD. Specifically, off the grid sex magic stuff. Because honestly, if you think about it, the market for sexy magic would be through the roof.

A mage who invents a new sex spell would have it made, that’s it, they can just cast this one spell forever and be set for life. People love getting it on and they love gadgets with which to do so.

Because this is a niche topic I’m gonna stick it under a cut, read on for sexy silliness.

Some of the items we imagine are very standard, just nice ways to magically improve a sex life. Easy access to magic lube, portable sex toy storage, specific toys. The idea I came up with yesterday however is… very cursed.

It came up from us discussing our characters sex lives, as you do. My character Orion is gender fluid and can rearrange their anatomy at will to suit whatever they’re feeling. Kahriq is a cis lady. We’ve already posited that there’s a ring of dick-having if Kahriq wants to mix things up sometimes.

But my betrothed was asking if they’d ever use a toy even though Orion can have a penis and I was like, oh, of course, sometimes you need that for different positions. Then after a pause I was like, “It’s too bad they wouldn’t be able to feel what the toy was doing though.”

And from this seed my betrothed and I came to two very different conclusions. Their idea was to have a magic item you attune to that transfers sensation from the toy to your own body so it feels like you’re doing the fucking. This is a solid magic item, feeling the sensation on your own body is a great concept.

My idea was to have a magic cock ring that popped your penis off and made it into a sex toy. Like a penis portal cock ring. When I told my betrothed this idea their whole face scrunched up in absolute disgust. “Popping the dick off?! That’s what you came up with?!”

“Yeah, and you could give yourself a comfortable blowjob by just detaching it which I think is pretty cool!” This was a lie. I thought my idea was bizarre and a little unsettling to picture but I’m nothing if not a sales person.

They argued that it was in fact horrifying to pop off body parts and if we’re being honest I have to agree that their idea was just better in every way. But mine still has a certain charm. I bet my penis pop off cock ring would still sell.

Edit to add: it would appear I am not the first person to have this idea which is comforting in its own way.

#ramblies #funny #dnd #dungeons and dragons #it’s not terribly long under the cut this time #when they saw me writing this post their face scrunched up again and they were like ‘you’re telling tumblr about this?!’#yes. yes I am

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druidberries · 11 months

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