geraskefer cuddling?

I am definitely going to render this

yenneskier best friendship is the crux on which i perch my personality

some yenneskier based on this vintage ref

click for quality pls :]

Okay but modern AU where Jaskier greencard marries Geralt’s ex, Yennefer, who he kinda hates, because she’s in trouble and he can’t resist helping people and also plans to hold it over her (in a bantery kinda way) and thinks it’ll be funny to rub in Geralt’s face when he inevitably comes crawling back to Yennefer.

They pass the interview with almost zero prep because it turns out back when they were jealous rivals for Geralt’s attention they learned way too much about each other. Then they have (supposed) hate sex when they’re drunk because 1. why not? 2. they’re both curious and 3. they’re both still kinda pissed off at Geralt the booze make it seem like the perfect revenge. 

Jaskier finds inexpressible amounts of glee in referring to Yennefer as his “ball and chain” and “old lady” and other unflattering nicknames for a spouse, and Yennefer enjoys ruining his every attempt at getting laid by waiting for him to make a pass, then storming up and slapping him and bursting into tears about him “ruining their marriage” by betraying his loving wife.

Then they sleep together again because neither of them is getting laid and they’ll each begrudgingly admit the other is good in bed (Yennefer says it’s the only time his incessant strumming is enjoyable).

Then the next thing they know they’re horrified to discover they’ve been in a committed sexual relationship with all the appearance of a romantic relationship for several months. They haven’t had a genuine fight since... well, Jaskier can’t remember. And Yennefer’s been at nearly every gig he’s played since they got married, and he’s got into a routine of giving her a foot rub when she drops onto the sofa after work, and the love song he wrote about her that was intended to annoy her has started to sound distressingly genuine no matter what he does, and Yennefer was terribly rude to Valdo when they ran into him and may or may not have keyed his car, and really, they’re better at being married than either of their parents were. They’re pretty good at being married full stop to be honest, and that’s when they’re not even trying.

And okay, so maybe he kinda doesn’t hate her after all. Maybe.

We really went to the renfaire like this the day before S3 content started dropping

Witch Bard

POV: you fucked up with the hottest bitches on the continent and then they get together instead

Jaskier after a dentist visit: I can’t feel my lips … maybe you can feel them for me? 😉 Geralt, flustered: … hmm?!?! Yennefer: *grabs Jaskier and makes out with him*

This is the first of a small collection of expressions, revolving around "looking at Jaskier" from Geralt and Yennefer.

First series : Geralt is side looking.

Sexy goose - silent distant check of approval - putting salve on a tumor - new love insterest, again ? - he's gone nuts - scary face - discreetly looking - covered in guts - sad silk trader, huh?

(Next series will contain a bit more of soft Geralt 😊)

Bonus : Yennefer is side looking at Jaskier too 😋

Geralt's expressions 1/? and Yennefer’s expressions 1/?

(I still have some Jaskier's expressions collections waiting to be posted 😉)

I decided to re-upload it directly to tumblr, because I really like how it turned out, but it seems to work worse with links (or the video is really crap and I'm wrong). Do you love Yennskier as much as I love them? (watermark is my main nickname🥲)

Inspired by this

(where jaskier and yennefer are mages)

Yennefer obviously got Jaskier in the divorce

Sk8er Boi, but Yenneskier

He was a boy, she was a girl Can I make it any more obvious? She was a punk, he did ballet What more can I say?

He wanted her She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well But her sense of pride stuck up its nose It had a problem with his gaudy clothes

He was a singer boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her He dressed in silk and lace, always up in her face She couldn't see what he was worth

Two years from now She's on the run Fleeing the police right through the slums She walks by TVs Guess who she sees Singer boy rockin' up MTV

She can't reach her friends Where else can she go? She can steal some tickets to see his show Cahir tags along, they stand in the crowd Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a singer boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a super star slamming on his guitar Does her pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a singer boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's her only hope, she has fallen so low But he did not see her as a foe

"Yennefer, I'll help you out! Hide with me, I've got the clout And I've got powerful friends This won't be your story's end

I don't care you couldn't see Past the wretch you thought I'd be I am more than meets the eye" He said, as he took her inside

He was a boy, and she was a girl But they aren't those kids, not any more Well now he is The Sandpiper She'll trust her life with this nerd

She's with the singer boy And now she can go destroy All those fucks that brought her so low Maybe she shouldn't gloat But after how hard she choked Her vengeance she will under go

He's more than a singer boy Though he still sings 'Toss a Coin' And look how far that girl as grown She's at the studio Singing the song they wrote About some kids they used to know

insp. (+ some Discord conversation)

id been thinking about this for a few days before jade stole my idea but SEND ME A WRITING PROMPT!! i need some ideas/warmups/practice/etc :)