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samarecharm · 10 days

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i love makoto so much but fanon does her so much better (the good parts of the fandom) because in the game her character is so lack luster. they butchered her confidant it is so borning and not even about her. they made her a cop. A COP. they pushed this "canon waifu" role onto her (before sumire came along and did it Even Worse). and it SUCKS because SHE IS SO MUCH MORE!!! SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! SHE COULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER!!! the way i feel about canon makoto is the same way i feel about the canon ryuji events post komoshida where he's horribly mistreated and used purely as comic relief: i ignore them <3 my game now <3 never happened <3 my ocs <3

You are so right. I generally apply this to all characters in p5 bc the game does such a shit job of staying consistent with character arcs and personalities. Theres a desperate need to throw in perverse jokes at the expense of female characters and a need to show that the police (as a whole) are reliable people who are not influenced by things like money and power; only the BAD cops do that. Not to mention this obvious fatphobia and homophobia but i feel likes thats a given.

But back to Makoto. Shes a victim of bad writing just like everyone else. Ryuji during the kamoshida arc was fighting with self loathing and genuine anxiety, and aside from the like. One comment on Panthers outfit in the metaverse, hes more than well behaved. All of that is shelved as soon as Kamoshida is gone and replaced with him being weird comic relief (and the focus of alot of sexual jokes that were nonexistent in the beginning of the game). Anns arc about self love and empowerment is completely dropped as soon as the nasty bad guy is put away (so that its good to be weird about her w the Good Guys). Makoto loses her a chunk of her personality to be the mature waifu which is INSANE to me bc shes like. Not okay or normal at all 😭😭😭 she THINKS shes responsible and so does everyone else on her team, but its an act! She doesnt know shit! And she doesnt know that she doesnt know shit bc shes respectful and adults dont care about anything as long as u respect them!

Its very telling that for literally every single thief (and goro), you can see the exact moment the writers gave up on adding anything of worth to their characters outside of the social links. Its like they didnt know what to even do w the characters at their disposal after their main arcs were complete. No mention of friends hanging out without you, no mention of having group hangouts. Everyone is treated as a core, important member of the friend group DURING their arc, but outside of it, they are acquaintances at best. Theres nothing in the game that convinces you that these guys are legitimately friends who care for each other and do Friend Things. And i describe it like that bc there IS a game that treats them all as friends, and its strikers! Strikers/Scramble genuinely feels like the game p5 wanted to be; a road trip w your team where they stay up at night talking to each other and hanging out and doing things together that dont necessarily include you, the player. Its refreshing and lovely but it sucks that u get that kind of attention to detail in a ‘spinoff’ title

#chattin #i hesitate to use spinoff bc its a pretty big game #and theres an amazing plot with wonderful characterization #and their handling of jails and jail owners is LEAGUES better than the bs they tried to make up w palace users #and all the thieves feel like family. and not in the annoying fandom way; like #were family in the same way a family is forged and tended to. i love you. no one is left behind. no one is made to feel inferior another #its really good and honestly if u want more interactions between everyone i really recommend a playthrough #but yeah #p5 sucks #i love it but i love the version of it i made in my head LMAO #maybe p5r did a better job w the dialogue and some questionable scenes #(i wouldnt know. i didnt play it lol)#so maybe thats what people need to be using as a point of reference #but i only plyed p5 so this is what i have; a group of people who show up for meetings and then go about their life #and that kinda sucks. why make this wholly unique experience in which these teens can only relate to each other #make them bonded over their shared experience w this unbelievable world #and then not only make them NOT interact; but have the end be ‘okay by akira.’ and leave it at that #they just. didnt know what to do w anyone #they needed their girls to be waifubait and the boys to be an afterthought #they needed a buffet of older woman for pathetic men to fuck through their self insert #and they needed a story convoluted enough to keep people stuck trying to figure it out themselves #its bad. its so bad. its so fucking bad. but i have to be here. WE have to be here.#bc who else is going to take these characters out of hell and treat them right ??!!!

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dyketennant · 5 months

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i think next semester is finally going to be the one that gives me a heart attack and kills me 💞

#vent #let's see #i am:#-doing my normal job stuff at the theater plus some additional grant work #-helping with a children's book that the theater is making which includes not only writing some of it but marketing it #-doing my first big boy serious puppet show that we might submit to the national slam if it's actually good #-writing and acting for a live sci-fi audio drama that has shows every month #-taking on a second job as a part time grader for fms 100 which includes attending one class per week and grading assignments for 100+ ppl #-taking 15 credit hours that are all upper division semester long classes and have me on campus from 9am-4:15pm tues and thurs #-finishing two (2) portfolios to apply for both concentrations in my major program (because i'm insane. i guess)#-probably should start worrying about my lgbtq certificate capstone oh yeah btw i think i have to do two capstones my senior year isnt that #something #-also im moving out of my parents' house next month so it'll be my first time living on my own #(so my winter break isn't even a break really bc i have to pack everything and move)#can someone just like. idk #give me a really long hug or something #i don't know what to do like. genuinely #barely even surviving school right now bc it's finals

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simptasia · 5 months

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of the veronaville sims left in that poll, i hope tybalt wins the whole thing because of the characters left, he's the one with the most personality and flavour

#yeah i know. every sim has something going for them if you believe #yeah even famously generic ones like john burb. or ramir patel. even issac bell #....benjamin baldwin tho. dudes pretty flat. he's just sorta there huh #i have an uberhood by the way so i'm caring about Everybody. and i gotta say: riverblossom hills is underrated. delightful hood #and i see what people mean about des valley now. like it's not horrible but it is the worst of the big six #i like the characters! espech the aspirs and my beloved natasha una #but wow took me forever to notice but the houses that don't belong to premades? AWFUL #and its just a very. uninspired hood #i was saying something else at the start of this... oh yeah everybody in veronaville is interesting if you care enough #but tybalt! love that angry boy #funnily enough puck is the veronaville sim i find least interesting #like. him being a fairy is all he has going for him #i just think of puck as Hermia's Husband really. so i guess i've assigned puck as male wife #i've also headcanon'd him as a people pleaser because more often than not #he rolls the want to get a job in the business career #the business track being what the capps are in charge of (in my view) so to me #it comes across like puck is trying to impress consort #all this to add some flavour to the boy. anyways. i do appreciate his chance of giving his and hermia's babies pointy ears

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starrynight-over-thepast · 3 months

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Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh I am so gay for Catherine Deneuve

#BABE #for like 2 years I wasnt able to consume any fangirling or entertainment materials bc prev job was... like That #then just now I was looking to see which catherine songs they have on Tidal and one of the results was an interview from 1973 #and I was like Huh why not #I just skipped to the middle to see how it's like and the moment I heard her voice my whole being as like fjskfkskdkkddjjfksjd #my heart started beating so fast and theres this huge as grin on my face like #it was so overwhelmingly good to hear her voice that I had to pause the track lmao #it's good to know the fangirl in me is still alive and well lol #I've been feeling like an /adult normie/ since I moved in w partner and like. just bought and house and mortgage etc.#like. all the Adult stuffs accelerated so fast since 2022 #I forgot how it's like to fangirl and be gay on tumblr lolol #also the fact that I didnt have my own room was a big part of it #now tho. This house I will have my own space awww yeah #I can be gay for catherine deneuve and all my baes again gksjgkdkdkfjns #ok but like its good to know I'm still so crushy about her lmao #I've been wondering like 'hmm what if I'm an /adult/ now in a m/f relationship so I'm not able to feel crushy about my baes anymore...'#nope. still me!!!!#very happy to report!!! The original Me me is still hereeee aww yeah boys #I was so scared I'd lost that part of myself bc first that job then recently buying my first house then mortgage #.etc #but no adulthood and adulting didn't seem to take that away #I'm still me #and so glad to see I'm still not straight gldkgkdkflss #being in a stable healthy m/f relationship made my brain go like 'hmm what if the past 23 years of fangirling exclusively over women #was just a Phase....?'#(I'm 27 :)))) )#but nooooo it wasn't a phase I still crush on women and get giddy about my baes!!!#ahhhhh #personal #catherine

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isa-ah · 2 years

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y'all ever get a nightmare that reminds you of some crazy real life shit u still can't believe you actually put yourself thru lol

#like ive only ever msde 1 adult friend that i soent significant time with and went places often and alone with #and he was like. huge & strong. LOUDLY incel. VERY bad temper. staying in a mental facility for being violent against his mom #also like 10 years older than me #he used to embarrass me on purpose bc he later told me he likes watching people squirm #and i was the only friend he had so i guess i had to do all the squirming #it was so wild bc he was SOOO misogynistic but also was a completely genuine trans ally #not only did he never misgender me but he actively and rudely corrected everyone around me #which i guess stuff like that and like him pulling me aside for mental health check ins and giving me big 6'3 hugs is why #we kept hsnging out. i was like if he never gets any friends hell never hsve a reason to work thru his shit right?#lol.#well it ended badly bc he pulled some skeevy gross shit on me (surprise) eight around the time i quit my job so i ghosted him #but i still get these occasional nightmares that are like. oh yeah pussy boy?#you spent how many hours alone with a much stronger sexually frustrated openly violent man?#which idk. i dont think he would have ever laid a hand on me but still lol. after what he DID do i was like hm.#maybe i need to work on my self preservation skills a little bit

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unproduciblesmackdown · 10 months

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as ever like: no two things Need to be juxtaposed, much less like material vs material deathmatch Only One Can Be Good, much less am i thinking i have thee objective word on fuckall b/c who does and it's like perfectly boring & unserious whenever someone just throws out Takes that are just "i think...[xyz] is [adjective]" like okay.

but anyways thinking of how, though differing in execution in a lot of ways ofc, deh & bmc start out in a v similar place & explore a journey to self-acceptance from a despairing starting point....it feels like a lot of the hindrance in deh's exploration of its own Theme there is in like, hey. :) hand on your shoulder. it's okay b/c you'll be able to be more normal. whereas w/bmc it's that it's okay b/c you'll be able to be more abnormal

#like hell yeah. and Normality is fake the way that things like Gender is fake so. what's more universally relevant here #versus like. the idea that a winning takeaway re: deh is Talking With Your Parents / Kid like #yeah that could be an improvement? in other situations; that Talking is dangerous &/or just not going to happen / be irrelevant #meanwhile nobody is ''normal'' & the idea of Normality & its Moral Goodness / Requirement does affect everyone #meanwhile that bmc is clear on jeremy's gaining supportive relationships means support for his relationship w/himself #whilest he's also able to feel better insulated from feeling Defined by whatever instance of feedback/input #whereas with deh it's like. All These People....but log off & all you need is at least one parent who doesn't hate you No Matter What #including your unfortunate abnormality....Just(tm) make the phone calls am i right? well now he at least has a part time job #meanwhile difficult to compare w/e's going on w/zoe/evan vs mpdg4mpdg jeremy/christine. latter are cute & a coherent relationship #former are [nothing] to [i'm taking psychic damage] & fuck if i know what's going on besides The Ultimate Romance(tm) (negative)#he was a boy she was a girl they could politely tolerate each other's presence. maybe forever :')#i really don't know what's supposed to be going on there so like. for real share Any reasons you like each other in Either love song abt it #anyways like No Need To Compare but for me the juxtaposition is natural b/c it Does feel like they can be looked at re: a v similar Essence #but one is fumbling around w/it & really Not sticking the landing especially while the other just does exactly what it's trying to do #and ofc it could only help that deh had to go so far from the original [???] ideas & more Farcical approach #vs i don't think bmc's envisioning ever changed so fundamentally along its development at any point #like deh's story does feel like it still has the remnants of the earlier farcier versions even in its bway form #story of A Bunch Of Wild Shit Happens To Our Protag Whaaat & sure ppl are humanized but you still never made room for like a quarter of the #alana & jared? they're alright but they died #anyways & in all these things it's like It's Not A Big Deal lol i am not here to strive to have thee true & final word #right tf on if you as well know them both & like deh more / think It was the more successful execution of its story #though i have natural enemies like say [trt loyalists who are Like That] or forever [deh haters who are Like That]....we're different #erased a tangent also mentioning how i like the Parent Approach of mr. heere's arc better than any parents in deh lol. like of course #it's Not about his Feelings or being Imperfect or Human. like ofc he has the feelings & is human & imperfect #but he just gets energized & focused like welp bummer but ofc i gotta give my kid more support w/whatever he's going through rn #like hell yeah. one fun song we're good to go #bmc #deh

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anaalnathrakhs · 1 year

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“work meeting” this evening wish me luck i want to run away and die

#once again oh boy do i regret sorta-accepting this #because yeah it was a light at the end of the tunnel back when i had no career prospect at all #but now that i'm actually on track to actually have that damn high school diploma #and i have roughly two years of leeway and the proper infrastructure to build myself a career project #i'm... not happy about it #the boss is passing the company along because he's too overworked to do anything with it #which makes it so the formation i receive is ''to work with me you gotta be independant'' and jack shit #i'm already mostly overwhelmed by living my life as normal #i don't need a fucking company to run to add on top of that #i guess i should ask for a ''day in the life'' type of explanation but it's so difficult to get a hold of him #and he's... i don't know if it's my fault for not being assertive enough or if he's genuinely abrasive #but he's not very easy to ask questions to #cf ''you gotta be independant to work with me'' quoted abive #and i don't even WORK there holy fuck i don't!!#i'm just a convenient young person who isn't gonna retire/die in five to twenty years who can perpetuate the company or smth #like i get a small publishing house isn't a business that's running all working day long in a big warehouse that you can observe #but all the things HE does which are the thing that will be MY responsability are done half the fucking country away from me #we have a zoom meeting every three months #that's straight up not enough i am wholly unprepared for this job #can't wait to legally own the parts next tax year 🤪#broadcasting my misery #vent

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ethicstownpod · 1 year

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This has a point - bear with me! I turned twenty-two a non-specified number of days ago. I was at work. My colleagues, upon learning this, got me a card and a cake and threw me a party before our DnD game. They put all this together in the span of my right hour shift; I've only worked there six months. My colleagues are some of my favourite people in the whole world.

My flatmate loves tiktok, an app I despise. But every day she saves rat videos, and then shows them to me when I get home from work/class. My other flatmate once hand-drew me wrapping paper of a hideous little cartoon man because he knew it would make me laugh.

My cousin, who’s eight, always asks everyone else if they want to play with his X-box before he does. There’s a girl in my class who always stops people on the way out to tell them she really liked the points they were making in discussions that day. Every discord server I’ve ever been in has a channel for sharing pictures of your pet. I’ve never met a person who doesn’t want to brag about their friends. I love when you make a baby laugh on the bus, so they try to make you laugh in return.

And now the point! The point is that I think people are so good. So unbelievably, fundamentally good. And I want to write people like that. Even when they’re not being actively good, there’s So Much Good inside of them. There are so many wonderful people in my life, I feel I would be doing them a disservice by not portraying just how amazing people can be.

#writing #positivity #ethics town #writeblr #podcast #and for ppl who like reading tags here's a nice story about rhys (january rhys)#the first time we met he asked me what i wanted to do #like as a job #and usually i dont tell ppl or lie bc its embarrassing but i thought 'this is such a nice boy and and ill never see him again #(lolllll) may as well tell him' so i did #and he was like 'wow thats so neat i bet youd be good at that ppl could do with that my friend does that you should talk!'#yknow bc hes adorable #anyway its like 2 1/2 months later were at a mutual friends b-day. weve spoken about like 1 work thing in the interim bc #rhys aint big on discord and i really have no need to be talking to cast most of the time and like we dont really know each well tbh #but he asks me how my thing i want to do for a job is going and for just a second i genuinely think im going to cry #ive never told ANYONE i wanna do this before. so ive never been asked about this before. and more than that this was a maybe three minute #conversation we had amidst a 50 hour w/ 3 hours of sleep weekend during which time many more interesting topics were covered #why and how tf he remembered that will always be lost on me. but i said 'yeah slow but its happening' and he said 'good i hope you do it'#and then i segued wildly before i did cry at someone elses party #anyway ppl are so great #just so so unbelievably great #there isnt really an end to that story the thing i wanna do takes a reeeeally really long time #buuuuut rhys and i are actual friends now (in case you cant tell by the Everything i say about him lol). which is nice

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cryptids-lobelia-garden · 15 days

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OKAY here we are, all caught up! For now. I don’t have any buffer or anything really specific planned for the next few days. Wish me luck. So! This one is set probably like.. three-ish months? Into Volo getting pulled into the agency/under Eclipse’s wing? So yeah, Eclipse hasn’t done anything super serious yet, just messed with his head.

Warnings: ngl I have No Idea what to tag this one.

Whumpee having Issues, that are only being exacerbated by whumper, who isn’t hurting him physically quite yet but he sure isn’t good for Whumpee’s mental or emotional state. Emotional hurt no comfort I guess is what this is. You know when you look back at something really shitty you did and go “…oooohh no.” Yeah it’s that, that’s what this is

Anyway uh. I’m not super happy with how it turned out, this scene is supposed to come in between some other stuff whenever I actually pull everything together, BUT!!!! At least the first draft is written! So I can edit it and string it together with other stuff later!

But yeah, the context this needs is by this point, he’s aware that what he was trying (subjugate Arceus and rewrite history) was never going to work out, and he’s been a little aimless since then, not sure he has a purpose. And this is him kinda finding one!

(Poor guy has a traumatization arc at the same time as his redemption arc 😔 wish him luck he’s gonna need it)

Day 3: Shame

“GIRATINA!! STRIKE THEM DOWN!!!”

Volo sighs as he watches it play out. Again, again.

Four teenagers, twenty four Pokémon, and two gods; one present, one absent.

One teenager blinded by a dream of a world without suffering, the other three fighting for the right to exist.

Six Pokémon against eighteen, and then the playing field is leveled by the help of a god, but still the three teenagers won.

Three siblings, one angry, one upset, one cynical, watching as their flute changes into one that can summon Arceus, and one teenager, alone in the world, angry at the god he’d worshipped for abandoning him in every single time of need. Angry at the god who had helped him for failing.

He had lashed out, and now he was completely and utterly alone.

Three siblings finding their way back to the home they had protected while one teenager grieves the life he never got to live. Three siblings chasing their dreams and meeting their goals while one teenager is lost, stuck with nowhere else to go but away. But he can’t go away, because Hisui is his home. His broken, pain-filled home, full of the memories of his people.

They have everything, and he is left alone.

Three siblings growing up and becoming champions of their region, one teenager finding a strange device and traveling to another time.

To another dimension.

Would things have been different, had I not done all this? Would I have more than just myself, my Pokémon, and Eclipse to rely on?

He scrolls back in time.

Three siblings and one teenager meeting for the first time. A Pokémon battle, and two of the siblings became fast friends with the teenager.

And a few months later, he betrays them for nothing but a chance at a plan that never would have worked in the first place.

“GIRATINA!! STRIKE THEM DOWN!!!”

..He turns his holocomputer off and lays in bed, staring up at the ceiling.

..maybe Eclipse is right. I deserve to hurt for what I put those three through.

We were all teenagers, but I was older. They were 15. I was an adult. I should’ve known better- I tried to KILL them.

And my actions indirectly killed so many more..

He lets his eyes slip closed.

..I’m lucky I have Eclipse. At least he won’t hurt me, despite the fact that I deserve it. Not like so many of the others in this place would.

..I wonder if things would be different, had I called it all off.

I wish I could go back and stop it. But that would only create a paradox involving the Agency itself. It would only make everything worse, might actually break reality as a whole..

He rolls over, curling up on his side and hiding in the plush blankets.

..Maybe, if I hadn’t been born, the world would be better off.

Thousands dead, tens of thousands hurt, and SO MANY displaced throughout time and space.. All because of a dream that could never have worked.

I need to help them. It’s my fault they’re lost, after all.

I can’t bring back the dead.

But I can at least help the living.

#whumprilday3 #whumpril2024 #🌻volo #yeah idk how well this fits the prompt but every other time I tried to write the prompt it didn’t Work #and this STILL doesn’t really work how I want but at this point I need to cut my losses and move on #anyway. my boy thinks too much #okay so. ramble on The Agency!#the TTPPA. also known as the time travelers paradox prevention agency #so these guys look into timespace phenomena and make sure history doesn’t get fucked and reality doesn’t die #they exist in a separate dimension from the real world #a place between time and space #this dimension was gifted to someone by Arceus #and that person let some time travelers hang out in there #and it grew from there #anyway they’re really big and have a lot of people so #they grow their own food and have their own everything basically #because they don’t want to mess with the other dimension too much #aside from stopping things like time loops and paradoxes and such #they do their best to leave as little of an impact as possible #and basically their function is to keep reality safe in case something happens with the legendaries #or someone’s time travel tech #Eclipse is the leader of the Hoppers #the hoppers do pretty much everything involving jumping through time loops and such #they catch timespace criminals and stuff like that #a few other sectors are research #which help hoppers find time loops/criminals and they help tech too #theres the tech people who do everything with the watches which have Special Functions that I haven’t shown yet #there’s management who run the place and make sure theres enough room and board and keep everything sorted out on who’s doing what and. yea #there’s the food people who. grow food #those are the main ones but there’s all sorts of jobs you can do

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unfortunatelyilikebnha · 4 months

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Plot 2 fix my sleep schedule: someone gets a giant cartoon mallet and hides ominously in my house until everyone else has gone to bed and then they come out of hiding and whack the shit out of me and then I pass out and get to sleep at a semi-normal time which would be a win for the Julia community so basically who wants to volunteer their aid in my foolproof scheme?

#anyways I really need to stop staying up past 8 in the morning but Big Anxiety (to be read like ‘Big Pharma’) has it out for me #also I’m always on that goddamn phone which doesn’t help either but whatever #but yeah anyways taking volunteers if you hate me step right up bc boy have I got a job for you!#(or if you like. want me to sleep or whatever)#(what if I just didn’t today. maybe I’ll crash and that’ll fix everything)#(I’m fully aware that’s the devil talking and yet. tempting.)#ANYWAYYYYYS I’m rambling tee hee sorry!

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dullahandyke · 5 months

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mfw ive been kind of placed as editor of this project by virtue of putting together this thing and i have So Much constructive criticism but i dont want to be mean.....

#especially bcos i have been. falling behind in my work!#so i dont wanna just show up like 'yeah i havent done anything but your thing is an overgeneralisation and doesnt answer the question lol'#but like. what else do i do #sigh... ig im putting on my big boy boots this weekend and doing a job on it #like im meeting them in an hour but i dont have time to outline my critiques before then bcos i have to get this thing even sort of present #*presentable

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iwantyoursexmp3 · 7 months

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point of postgrad unemployment where you're like i should really dive into content creation actually

#like yeah chances of monetary success are small yeah but IT WOULD KEEP ME BUSY!!#my bank is reducing my arranged overdraft LOLLLLLL im not in danger thats why im complaining in the tags on the side blog #because there are people in much more dire situations than me #but like its sooo hard to find a job that feels like it can accommodate me as an autistic person in rural ass england #and i dont find a lot of luck with looking for online jobs besides like. freelance #now im basically stuck n cant do anything independently until i find work #so IDK!#guess its time to submit to any litmag that pays!!! which is what ive been trying to do anyway!#and probably why my submissions have been so slow bc lmaooo that distinction cuts out a lot of mags #need to be a podcaster so i can talk shit as a profession but i wouldnt want to have to read out all the scammy ads that all the #big podcasts are sponsored by like betterhelp #okay i needed to be negative and doompost for a bit. time to go write lover boy methinks

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freesomebodybyluna · 9 months

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Went to go see barbie with a coworker today, which was suuuper good btw and after we went to get froyo, which was so nice bc we talked for like 2 hrs until going home hehe I love making friends!!

#they asked me to go see it after my manager spread around that i was leaving soon which most of my coworkers knew #but since my bff & i had just barely established where we were going to live area wise & barely gotten everything done to move in asap in #her case (im not moving in until my lease is done here in less than a month) i hadnt told him yet but anyways #i said yes & we planned it for today & since we both normally walk or take the bus everywhere last night i was like what if you drive us #there since i have (a now insured) car & you have a license & that way we dont have to worry about walking home after the movie bc the #buses stop by then but yeah they agreed & we were gonna meet at our sbux until i saw them walking by just as i was exiting my apts #and they drove us there then drove themself home & i drove myself back on my own bc they lived close enough that it would've been fine #but boy was i shaking!!!! but ne ways hehe they're going to start giving me lessons which im so facking grateful for 😭😭#bc even though ive driven since then i haven't gotten genuine lessons since my friend left for her summer internship #and they set goals like teaching my how to drive on the highway & parking faster than i do now #which is so appreciated bc my bff & i are now going to live in an actual big city that has a transit system but is unfortunately a place #where i cant rely on something like that esp if i were to have to open/go into work super early #which is ok here bc i live right next to my job & get there in under one song most days....#ummm so ya....#my best friend was gonna show me how to get to & from work once i got down there but this works out better.... 🥺😭#anyways hehe its so fun making el geebeetee friends it makes my little heart so happy #its also funny that most of our store is el geebeetee & the majority are el geebeetee women or nonbinary hehe #dl

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bigguyenthusiast · 2 months

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141 and their captain’s assistant

- it all started with a comment made by Laswell, she mentioned to John how tired he seems, how his eye bags are growing heavier each day passing

- she recommended him to get an assistant, John declined the offer and tried to get back to work, but laswell already made the call, she knew how annoying John can be when it comes to getting help

- then enters a pretty little thing, your hair in a messy bun, glasses neatly resting on your pretty face, short pencil skirt hugging your curves perfectly

- John couldn’t help himself from staring, gawking at you like some horny teenager

- the boys began seeing you scurrying around the base more often, the first to approach you was Johnny of course

- his deep voice partnered with his thick Scottish accent made you subconsciously bite your lip, staring up at him with your big doe eyes, you don’t even mean to, it’s just that more than half of the people in here were 6feet+

- Johnny’s flirtatious nature made you giggle, lightened up your day, but not your boss’

- every time the Scott decided to drop by your desk to accompany you, he’d get scolded by his captain

- “don’t need you distracting her from her job”

- “it’s her break, cap, plus, she’ a good lass, I’m sure she’s on top of…all her work” the scott would throw you a wink before his captain orders him to run laps around the base

- next came gaz, since he’s always visiting his captain’s office for reports, he saw you at the new desk in the captain’s office, the aura around you not matching anything in the dim, old and boring office, you gave him a slight smile before returning to your paperwork

- but gaz wasn’t going to let that be the end of your interactions no no

- he’d walk up to you in the mess hall, as you’re loading your plate up, striking a conversation with you, making last long enough for him to lead you to a table with his other teammates

- you shyly but politely sit down and introduce yourself to the masked man who sat opposite of you, his brown eyes staring into yours as his arms stayed locked, he just nodded and replied “ghost”

- you figured he’s not a social one, the Scot and the Brit both kept asking you questions, some may have been a bit intrusive but maybe they’re just being friendly !

- “so why ar’ ye here?”

“Kate laswell requested that I work for John price for a few months to ease the paperwork load on him”

- “I’m sure there’s a different kind of load he’s trying to get you to ease off of him”

- the three of your heads snap to the silent man, his brown eyes seemed to be crinkled, suggesting he was grinning or smirking underneath that mask

- “OI! LT’s got jokes, but he doesn’t mean anything by it” Johnny tried to reassure you, glaring at Simon as you looked down at your food

- you excused yourself as you made your way back to price’s office, you saw him still there, no signs of him moving at all “captain ? Did you eat today?” You asked sweetly

- oh what this man wouldn’t give to have the honours of eating you for every meal of the day, to have you sprawled on his desk, papers sticking to your sweaty skin, your chest rising and falling as you try to quiet yourself so nobody hears what your captain is doing to you

- “captain” fuck he’d love to hear you moan his rank, begging him to be gentle, but he knows deep down you’re a dirty girl and you want your “captain ?!”

- John snapped out of his daydream, he looked up at you, you were leaning to the side trying to check on him “have you eaten today?” You asked again, a worried look in your eyes

- John nods, not looking you in the eyes “yeah yeah” he cleared his throat as he tried to get back to work, but your soft, smaller hand stopped him from grabbing his pen, his brown eyes looked up, ab eyebrow raised as if to ask ‘what are you doing?’

- “I’m sorry, captain but I can’t allow you to get back to work if you haven’t had food” you stated, your body trembling as you stood your ground

- truthfully, price can easily launch you across the room with one arm, he knows his limits, and you’re nowhere near it, but you were right, he does need to eat, and although he wishes he could order you to spread your pretty thighs for him and let him have his fun, he doesn’t want to lose such a pretty sight so fast

- he let go of the pen, leaning back on his office chair “I haven’t brought any food”

“The mess hall still have some food there”

- “I don’t eat that rubbish”

“Well too bad, you need to eat”

- ooh… I guess his little kitty got claws now

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kuma-shima · 10 months

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maybe. just maybe. (its mental illness innit) kokichi is right about the yandere thing lmao

#yes i have my own typing quirk now but i don't care about using it on my own blog #also it's not my own i just stole his lol #did that make him uncomfortable. that i am stealing his mannerisms and shit #because like. sorry hi i want to unzip him like a sleeping bag and clamber inside #like the tauntaun thing from starwars #boy get over here im gonna unpeel you like an onion #unrelated but did you know i really fucking love funyuns apparently #they have flaming hot ones at s&s and i wanna try them but they're only in the big bags #why am i here. just to suffer??????#actually literally yeah lol that is in fact my system job #is to be clingy and to be crying #because of like. splitting off during the meds crisis TM and stuff #and then we thought we couldnt come see you and it was fucking DISTRESSING. d word ing even #so nobody is surprised that im like this but i dont like it when people are like 'wow thats so in character and predictable' like okay!!#cool great!! i have a character that can be predicted??? one of my own???? since when lol #i need to stop edgyposting it is almost 5am

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moonstruckme · 5 months

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James being a big bear of a boyfriend and always just like lifting u up so easily to hug and sit on his lap and even tho u hate when anyone else does it he’s so BEEFY that you’re fine with him doing it

Yessssss I'm not much of a physical touch person irl but James I would allow

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Sirius is trying to follow Remus’ example and focus on the puzzle, but his eyes keep flitting up to you worriedly. You’ve monopolized the couch, laying flat with a hand cast over your eyes and your mouth pinched in obvious discomfort. He’d tried rubbing your calf and Remus had offered you tea, but they’d both given up when the attention only seemed to worsen your mood. Remus suggested they work on the puzzle while you rest (not Sirius’ favorite activity, but forced upon him because it keeps him quiet) and now they’re both simply trying not incur your wrath.

“Quit looking at me,” you growl without opening your eyes.

In Sirius’ case, not doing a very good job.

“Fine, sheesh,” he says, and you press your lips together like you’re restraining yourself from snapping at him.

You cringe when the door opens, every line of you pulling taut. James is all smiles as he tosses his gym bag to the floor with a heavy thump. “Hello, my loves!” His voice is a decibel short of booming, but it softens when he sees you on the couch. “Oh, sorry, is she napping?”

Remus shakes his head, lips pursed as he watches your hand tighten over your eyes. “Headache,” he explains quietly.

“Oh, I’m sorry lovie.” James reroutes from the kitchen, heading for you. Sirius tenses. “How bad is it?”

“Prongs,” Sirius whispers urgently, “don’t—”

But James has already lifted you, one hand under your knees and another supporting your back as he moves you smoothly from your chosen position of rest and into his lap. He makes it look like nothing, which is the first offense (Sirius isn’t sure which of you he’s more jealous of), but the second is that you let him. Sirius and Remus have both looked up in alarm, waiting for a biting protest that doesn’t come. Instead, you remove your hand from your face, burying in it James’ brawny shoulder instead.

“Bad,” you grumble, but your tone lacks the venom you’d spat at Sirius a moment before.

James coos like he’s got a kitten in his lap instead of a viper, bringing his considerable arms around you. His palm cups the back of your neck, kneading gently at the tensed muscles there. “Where does it hurt, darling?”

“Everywhere.”

“By your eyes?”

“No.”

He hums, brows furrowing as he works steadily at your neck. You’ve gone nearly lax in his arms, trusting him to hold you up as you slump against his front. “Have you been drinking water?”

“It’s not that.” Some of the irritation is back in your tone, Sirius notices, but it’s been markedly softened for James. “I had tons of water this morning.”

“Probably a tension headache then, yeah?” He looks to Remus, who nods. The quiet boy looks as dumbstruck as Sirius feels.

James moves his grip to your sides and lifts you again, rearranging his legs to get more comfortable before placing you back in his lap. He places a hand on each side of your head, thumbs pushing into your temples and rubbing in slow, soothing circles. You begin to look like you might fall asleep.

“This is so unfair,” Sirius hisses to Remus.

“He has a power,” Remus admits weakly, “which transcends understanding.”

“Do you want some tea?” James murmurs to you after a while. Sirius’ eyes have gotten stuck watching the movement of his forearms, and he snaps them reluctantly back up.

You hum, uncertain but definitely considering it. Behind you, Remus throws up his hands. James sees him and smiles, shoulders shaking with quiet laughter.

“I’m getting the sense this isn’t the first cup you’ve been offered,” he says, looking immensely entertained.

You sigh, but even that sounds pleasurable as his big thumbs drill diligently into your temples. “Yeah, but I just wanted to be left alone.”

Remus and Sirius exchange a look. You seem perfectly fine with company now.

“Don’t be silly,” James chides lightly, “a warm drink will make you feel better. Remus, love, would you be so kind as to make her a cup?”

“Sure.” His voice is gruff, but then you murmur a quiet thanks, Rem and Sirius actually sees the moment his heart turns to mush. “No problem,” he says, softer now.

“Attagirl.” James’ hand drops to give your shoulder a squeeze, his bicep flexing slightly with the movement. Christ, Sirius might have to fake a headache later, if this is the sort of treatment those receive. “Drink your tea and then we’ll get you to bed, yeah? You can sleep the rest of this off.”

“You know, I offered to carry her to bed earlier,” Sirius says, still slightly bitter, “and she told me very clearly to fuck off.”

You don’t sound so much exasperated now as exhausted. “Siri, when you carrying me doesn’t involve setting me down every five steps for a break, then we’ll talk.”

James’ laugh surprises both of you, and he apologizes hastily for jostling you, pressing a quick kiss to your forehead before resuming his ministrations. You don’t seem all that upset about it.

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