#yeah I'm in the trenches (sienkiewicz's trilogy) and yeah I've got trenchfoot (a carnal desire for jurko bohun) what of it | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

kringelorde · 1 year

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literally nothing as 1. funny and 2. sad as the moment where bohun’s injured and laments that “oughhh rzedzian you’re the only man I can trust, you’re the only friend I have on this cruel bitch of an earth oughhh please p l ease go in my stead I’ll give you anything as a reward euuuuuueeueu”

meanwhile the little fucker is all but salivating at the thought of putting him on a stake

#yeah I'm in the trenches (sienkiewicz's trilogy) and yeah I've got trenchfoot (a carnal desire for jurko bohun) what of it #anyway #forgive my lack of diacritics I am far too lazy to go digging #my dad's gonna be thrilled when he finds out I'm reading da claaaaaassics #and that will immediately disappear when I ask him if he too thinks that bohun is a delicious lil cossack thottie #(I will not be asking my 63 year old polish father about the thot levels of a 17th century cossack)#spext #spext: sienk #there you can mute that so I am free to run wild

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