no no you don't understand I can help him but he won't cooperate

shocking: the thing stopping keiji shinogi from being mentally well is, in fact, keiji shinogi

i googled this for the lol and that explained a lot actually

happy 'the-presidents-holding-a-prom-day' to the finnish people

Hi how many world records do you have

omg hihihi anon!!!!!!! im assuming your talking about wog (if this is abt minecraft then i have none lol) which. first of all lemme give you a big ol smooch. slash p. i didnt even know there are people on tumblr who cares about the amazing world of competitive world of goo lol. secondly if u arent aware you can find all the world records on wogfan ! as for me i really only have the easy wrs like 92 on welcoming unit or like 0 moves on spa lol. i think the only slightly more impressive one is the 0 moves on red carpet . anyways thanks for asking and have fun with the wogfan records page!!!!!

dumb doodles and oc

What to do:

Post the results from this quiz.

Create yourself in this picrew. (or attach a drawing of yourself instead!)

Bastard (Good)

You're a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You're a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

tagged by: @puck-the-devil

tagging: @anotherhumanpet @yggdrasilushxrt @hirvenxsoturi @dreamsofalife

Speaking of Mickey having Ian wrapped around his finger and the Hall of Shame. The way Ian gave in like right after he complained about Mickey never wanting to what he wants to do. And Mickey being so happy to have coaxed Ian his way lol. Also, that manhandling and kissing after! Ugh, i love it, and i love imagining what they would have gotten up to.

fr like ian never had a chance. to me the scene ended with ian picking mickey up and carrying him to bed bc i am not a coward. i hope they blew out all those candles before leaving the bathroom 🤔🤔

Why is everything super laggy all of a sudden and why is my Inbox suddenly empty?

i said i needed to post my art here but the problem is that idk how to tag it

Hi Mark! I just wanted to say that I hope you're still doing okay and taking care of yourself, and I hope you know how appreciated you are! <3 You're one of (if not the top) nicest people in the fandom, you're like the only person who consistently leaves nice tags on my art haha, so I just wanted to make sure you knew your kindness doesn't go unnoticed! (I know you're probably taking a mental health break or something right now so you can delete this if you want instead of replying, of course! I just wanted to give back some positivity for my favourite positivity goblin! <3)

Don't worry hun, I didn't get any of that impression from your first ask, lmao. I was indeed taking a bit of a break, as I had been hit with one of them unpredictable waves of crippling depression for a few weeks lol, but I am feeling better now! And I do have tons of cool art I need to queue up, that's for sure, WHY DOES EVERYBODY DRAW VILLAINOUS CHARACTERS SO GOOD, TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS

I like to think Lizzie is a cat in a box designed like a dog.

I have to admit I'm not sure what to do with Lizzie dkfkfkfj but something like that crossed my mind!!

The thing that gets me stuck is that it would only fit the specific character she has on this specific season Empires,, for all other instances like the life series and empires s1, making her the only cat doesn't click for me. And even tho i am adamant in keeping the doggy au as only, well, dogs, maybe for her s2 Empires self ill have to work around that owo''

oughhh the fontaine characters :>

i. i avoided watching the springy episode for a WHILE because like. the amount everyone was shitting on it was horrible. it like genuinely ruined any passion i had in ii for a while because it was nonstop. you'd think they SHOT Cabby with the reactions. and then i watch it and it's like. eye-rolly at worst. what am i missing

DIFFICULT PERSON QUIZ

I stole this from @inhcritance and you should all do it for your muse <3

Okay so what does it mean when the girl who likes you looked through your Spotify and wondered if you were mentally well?

i want to vent for a moment about another trope? (idk if it’s considered one but im going to say it is) in smut that i don’t like. when the reader is giving someone a bj & their throat is basically used as a flesh light. i’ve read fics where i just had to stop in the middle of it bc it made me so uncomfortable, the fic is like “you instinctively started breathing through your mouth while his cock aggressively pushed further down your throat” & im just like … actually i don’t want to be fighting for my life while im giving head, i enjoy breathing like normal :) idk if this is making any sense but i just don’t like how aggressive most bj smuts can be

lmfao this gave me flashbacks to the first "rough deep throat" porno i ever watched... i literally remember being like "oh my god... they're abusing that woman........."

ANYWAY... rolling my eyes (not @ u, anon) because I AGREE and think this is just another way smut gets extremely disconnected from the actual... "nuance" of what it's based on (for lack of a better word lmao).

it's just so, SO... odd to be reading something that starts one way (cute, funny, smutty, WHATEVER)... only for it to become hard smex immediately without any proper... preparation.

and i'd say like... makes you wonder why deep throats are the go to... but actually, i'm not wondering lmfao. i know.

so while ofc there are exceptions and warnings and that's fine and all... often it's just... throwing random deep throating at us because the author thinks its... normal? and tbh, i have to laugh.

although honestly... i also somewhat think it's just because some people just don't know what to say to properly describe or extend their smutty scenarios, either because they've never experienced them or just want to lengthen their descriptions and don’t know how... and that is almost an entirely separate conversation LOOOL