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"I need to find my darling husband!" Said Danny, dressed to the nines in a very elaborate royal dress with a lot of jewelry running through the ballroom after having been on the opposite end of a very worrying phone call.
"Seriously, what do you even see in that mortal!?" Screamed an observant and Danny stopped and leveled them with a glare cold enough to freeze over an active volcano and sharp enough to cut through obsidian.
"He makes me laugh."
Unlike those dead suitors went unsaid, but everyone at the ball (read: search for a bride/groom for the royal ghostling) practically heard it anyways.
Meanwhile over in the land of the living
Okay so Jason may have messed up. Now you see, he hasn't seen his platonic husband for tax benefits in a while, and he's been very careful to not let his identity as the Red Hood slip up before . Not even once in their relationship.
(He's not counting the time his in-laws sniffed him out as a Crime Lord, because Danny never believed them.)
Now, it wasn't exactly his fault he slipped up. You try to fight off an entire group after being pulled up on out of nowhere on the phone while trying to hide said noises of fighting.
Who was he calling? Danny of course since he said he was away for business. What business? Never specified and Jason wasn't going to pry.
So now here he was, bound 'helplessly' as Jason Todd along with a few other random civilians. Which, like, rude.
Wasn't he already good enough for this ancient ritual or whatever?
You know, he really should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device" he got that one time. Which honestly he feels like he should be surprised that such a thing exists but considering it was from Bruce. Well.
He's not surprised.
Oh, there's the Justice League now. Shame, he wanted to knock out a few guys himself- Oh, now he's being used to summon a ghost from the Infinite Realms of Royal Lineage.
Yea he probably should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device."
Wait a goddamn-
Is that-
"My darling husband!" Danny shouted, scooping him off the circle and away from the head cultist and swinging him around. "You had me worried sick!"
Now, he should ask the question anyone would in this situation when finding out your best friend and platonic husband for tax benefits was apparently a ghost of royal lineage.
"Why're you in a dress?"
"Okay, first of all I rock this thing." Danny huffed.
"That you do." Jason agreed rather easily.
"Second of all, blame those guys over there." He jerked his head in the direction of two very green floating eyeball people.
Not the weirdest he's seen, honestly.
The Observants were whispering to each other and leveling them-Jason in particular-a look.
"Now as you can see, I already have a spouse and I don't need another!" Danny hugged Jason closer for emphasis and he took the time to whisper in Danny's ear. "Did you really marry me to play the husband card?"
"Well, yes." Danny agreed. "But also because of taxes, because I love you and you're my best friend."
"So, we're still done for watching that movie right."
"Obviously."
A pained grunt came from below them and they both looked down to see Batman standing over a very unconscious cultist and looking up at them.
Hm.
He forgot they were there.
"So," Jason began, staring Bruce straight in the eyes. Batman's eyes narrowed. "Don't suppose we can push that forward to right now?"
"Yea, sure why not I'm not doing anything important." Danny leveled the Observants a look, and before either they, Batman, or the Justice League could do anything they both disappeared.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#I think this was originally supposed to be a Danny as Peach and Jason as Mario cosplay idea#With still a focus on their platonic marriage#Buuuuut#Then I got hit with the royal idea and#yea#Mostly because I forgot about said previous idea#Jason: Hm I'm going to have so much explaining to do with the old man#Also Jason: But I don't feel like it so *disappears*#Batman: *Tired dad sigh*#ghost prince danny#Or like#ghost heir danny#He ain't king and the title is vague#Just because
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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
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By Your Side
#botw#botw fanart#breath of the wild#breath of the wild fanart#post botw#botw fan comic#totk#totk fanart#this happens between botw and totk#I was thinking about how link is still zelda’s knight in totk#even though after botw there isn’t any obligation for link to stay#so this is like#missing scene#headcanon#yea#the legend of zelda#zelda#zelda fanart#loz#long post
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find someone who loves you the way my girlfriend pushes me off a cliff. without hesitation.
the sillies :]
#chalice of the gods#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo hoo#pjo#riordanverse#fanart#my art#do you guys know that little scene in tlt musical where percy spins annabeth....#yea
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picnic date :)
#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#ghosts#digital art#yea#what rituals do i have to complete to make this post actually show up#functional website
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What if we got stoned on my couch and slow, lazy kissing turns into aggressive making out turns into desperate dry humping and grinding and and and
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Mr Chocolate Guy really is out there doing Things huh
Also, rendition of how to enjoy this piece:
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Anxiety (pixelart study 2021)
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redstoners love him the sequel <3
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Damian: Father is upset with me, but I also do not wish to run away as that would cause him to look for me and most likely get even more upset.
Damian: [Looks at phone intensely]
Danny: Hello? Who is this?
Damian: My brother in arms, I request your aid.
Danny: Say less dude, I'll be right on over there.
Danny then replaces Damian while Damian heads out on some type of adventure to find inner peace or something.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny and Damian aren't biologically related here#So#Yea#In case you somehow got that idea
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anyone out there who enjoys both Bive and The Smiler i’m boutta summon all of you cuz I MADE A SMILER INSPIRED BIVE AVATAR MUAHAHAHAHAA
#she’s so me bro it’s insane#hey guys this is my gender#regretevator#regretevator bive#bive#bive regretevator#smiler#the smiler#alton towers#roblox#is this an oc??? nah…….#okay no oc tag#i saw someone’s art of a smiler inspired bive the other day and had an aneurism /pos#roblox avatar#my user is berserrkerrr follow me on roblox i wanna get to 1k grrrrr#i used to have 1k but over 100 accounts got banned so i’m stuck at like 930 sumn sobs#ignore the double glasses on her i wanted to use the smaller ones to add the bridge area cuz the big glasses didn’t have it#pretend it’s only that one pair of glasses#the round ones#yea
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Dream is a total wanker, and I don't even want to mention him on my blog really, but I honestly could never fucking forget the "WHY has GRIAN, who in my opinion is not great at PvP, killed me at least 8 times in PVP games, yet I have NEVER finished ahead of him in buildmart". Still the funniest fucking shit ever
#he sucks so bad but he is also such a fucking clown#i do not know how anyone can take this guy seriously. he's like a 14 year old fr but hes like 24 i think#the buildmart rant will forever be engraved in my brain. WHY did GRI-#shitpost#idk i should probably tag for like dream mention#cw dream#yea
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a cinematic parallel i found really funny and thought why not
featuring bumblebee and poor word choices, if he had a nickel for every time it happened, hed have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
image reference down below ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ
EDIT: spanish version here
#tf#transfromers#optimus prime#bumblebee#starscream#tf bumblebee#tf optimus prime#tf starscream#starbee#?#yea#tf g1#transformers fanart#chammoyart#its funnier in spanish me thinks#this was very elaborated#but worth it
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this Barbie is one good ol’ boy
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some stuff im doing for some animations 😭😭 dont mind the first catnap he is just high as a kite
#catnap#dogday#poppy playtime 3#poppy playtime#catnap is high#yea#dont mind him#my mom keeps laughing at him😭
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