#yall don't ship those two it's just frigging WEIRD
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I don’t want to sound like I’m gatekeeping Halo but:
My soul isn’t ready for the influx of people who ship John and Cortana because of the TV show.
#fandom critical#halo fandom#yall don't ship those two it's just frigging WEIRD#I get if people ship john and someone on blue team but that's questionable to me as blue team sees each other as family#but cortana is basically an AI imprint of dr halsey and yall wanna ship john and that and that's just full stop no for me#just don't and i get if people wanna like... do it anyway and I can't stop you but I beg you to play the games and read the books I swear#the show isn't canon anyway!!#it's a cool show but it isn't halo canon#Either way like jfc halsey is the worst villain of all time i s2g#Smart ai like cortana are basically an AI mapped off a real person/human brain and for cortana that is dr. halsey iirc#Spartan IIs basically call her mom like Jorge does in Reach and she sees them as her children so shipping john and cortana is just... yikes#no i'm not making this hc it's literally all canon
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