You wouldn’t like it if a spider came and dusted your house, would you?
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ALL GUILLERMO WANTED WAS FOR NANDOR TO MAKE HIM A POWERFUL KILLER AND OVER THE COURSE OF 4 SEASONS THATS WHAT HES BECOME ?? NANDOR SAID THAT HE WANTS GUILLERMO TO RETAIN HIS HUMANITY, BUT HE HAS PROBABLY CORRUPTED GUILLERMO PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN!! BROUGHT FORWARD HIS MOST DANGEROUS IMPULSES, LURED OUT HIS WORST NATURE. GUILLERMO IS A FIGHTER AND A KILLER AT HIS CORE, JUST LIKE HE USED TO BE!! JUST LIKE HE S T I L L IS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE WISHES HE WASN'T?? NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE LONGS FOR HUMANITY?
YOU TRY TO OUTRUN A MONSTER BUT HES WITH YOU ALL ALONG AND HE CALLS OUT AND HE CALLS OUT AND HE CALLS OUT
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Just a vampire lady and her doll possessed by her human spirit 💖 gang gang
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lil Guillermos I never finished
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POV you are nandor and every night after guillermo puts you to coffin you smell something strange. tonight you decide to investigate.
still can't stop thinking about stoner guillermo :) + two sketches an a closeup
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:0 Guillermo bun! fuck it, entire vamp crew as buns 👁️❤️👁️
here you go beloved
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[id: a five-panel in-colour digital comic of guillermo de la cruz and laszlo cravensworth from ‘what we do in the shadows’. the first panel shows guillermo opening the front door to the vampire residence. the second panel shows guillermo standing with a confused expression in the now open doorway. the third panel cuts to laszlo on the stairs, with baby colin in a baby carrier attached to his chest and a vacuum cleaner in hand. he is frozen in surprise and apprehension. guillermo exclaims, “ahhhh!” from off-screen. the fourth panel shows guillermo, now making his way towards laszlo, with a wide grin and a tear in his eye. laszlo begins to defend himself, saying, “it’s not what it looks like--!” but guillermo interrupts, “how’d i catch you lackin this bad?!” the fifth panel shows both of them, guillermo now standing in front of the stairs with his centre of gravity slightly lowered as he points as laszlo, who has his hands on his hips. he says, “you care!” laszlo protests, “it’s not--” but guillermo interrupts, “you can do chores!” and laszlo exclaims, “i just wanted a clean house!” end id.]
i watched this tiktok a month or so ago that was like “when the rebel daughter gets caught doing chores at night” or whatever and i was like ‘hm. not relatable or funny’ and i have no idea how to track it down now that i’ve realised i can apply it to post-s3 laszlo </3
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guillermo studies! it’s fair to say i’m obsessed with him
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stake stab murder kill kill kill
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