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keen4sheen · 2 years
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some s5 predictions so fucking insane they might come true
-the guide is actually Guillermo’s great grandma 
-nandor eats some rocks and projectile vomits them up like a machine gun with rock bullets
-Laszlo is possibly Guillermo’s dad somehow?? because of all the bastard kids he’s fathered? idk would be cool
-Guillermo gets found out by some true crime podcast tracking down all the bodies to their house
-Guillermo gets arrested because of this and goes to jail and the vampires forget to go pick him up 
-guillermo goes on shark tank
-THERE IS A MONSTER VERSION OF SHARKTANK LIKE THE NIGHTMARKET
-Derek does turn Guillermo, but Guillermo turns into one of those ugly vampires with big ears and bad teeth
-guillermo becomes a vampire and now has his own vampire crew- it is Trixie and Katya from drag race 
-Antonio banderas shows up and Guillermo faints (thus missing Antonio banderas who leaves shortly after)
-the house becomes sentient and grows legs babayaga style, the vampires decide to become van life people but with their giant chicken leg mansion
-Charmaine and Sean have a swingers night with Nadja and Laszlo
-Guillermo’s abuela kills one of the main vamps
-Jungkook (yes that one) shows up and Nadja recognises him as her old mate Diana and they hit it off
-Laszlo admits to having turned the queen into a vampire many years ago for a laugh when she visited America (so the queen was a vampire but got vampire slayed and is still dead)
-guillermo is revealed to have a secret twin named Buillermo Greenberg 
-Nandor actually gains some intellect from his new hobby of reading 
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ev-belknap · 9 months
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Random out there future Nandor wwdits predictions because BRAINROT
- one day an orc will walk by, and it’ll turn out all orcs are ridiculously hot, and it will finally be confirmed Nandor was 100% flirting when he told Guillermo he could pass (that little up-down-smile thing he does checking him out is *everything*)
- ‘I have always been, and always will be, Nandor the Relentless’ ok but bestie how about you end the series as Nandor de la Cruz, I vastly feel you don’t need a wife at all, you need a husband.
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beansprean · 2 years
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What about MY batshit s5 predictions??
Derek tries to turn Guillermo and we think it doesn’t work but at the end of the series it’s revealed he hasn’t been aging
Guillermo is successfully turned for exactly one episode but his cousin bites him and he turns back
Guillermo accidentally turns Derek human again - cue a rotating door of vamps wanting to be human for a day to try pizza pie and go to the beach before having a friend turn them again. Guillermo charges $3000 per bite and buys his mom a penthouse
^ "I'm uhhh...selling my blood" "How you getting $70k a month for your blood, man?" "It's good blood, Miguel!"
^His family fully thinks he is a sex worker at this point
Nandor pretends to read the first 10 pages of every book in the house before finally getting up and realizing Guillermo isn't there
Nadja and Laszlo stage a divorce and then get remarried specifically because they came up with a new wedding song they want to use
Nandor wants his post-breakup hot girl summer and tries to go blond
^He discovers twitter and posts every thought he has or questions he thinks he's googling. His only follower is that goth kid from Minnesota
That goth kid from Minnesota, freshly 18, shows up to be Nandor's new familiar and continues to hover spookily around and have no lines
^The comedy is that they sneak up on everyone and freak the vampires out by being arguably more vampirey than anyone
Will-they-wont-they Colin and the Guide (guidinson?)
Guillermo turns Charmaine bc he accidentally pushed a tree over (doesn't know his own strength) and crushed her
In fact, Guillermo turns ANYONE who asks. He turns Jeremy. He turns Lilith. He turns a bus driver who compliments his cape. Accidentally amasses a giant loyal coven who worship him.
We time skip 100 years in ep1 and Colin is a baby again
^(possibly this is how long it takes Nandor to finish a book?)
^Laszlo selfishly destroys/walls off the memory room in the hopes of keeping his boy this time around
^New baby Colin is obsessed with one thing and one thing only: werewolves
Memo's Man Milk explodes bc Guillermo is now contributing his own and it's 10x more potent due to all his repression
Alternative: Memo's Man Milk crumbles bc Guillermo is now contributing his own and it actively ages the witches due to all his repression
Laszlo and Sean kiss a little
^this is kosher bc Charmaine is a vampire now and being a vampire turns you poly as well ofc
^Charmaine and Nadja kiss a little
Jenna randomly pops up in one episode and it's revealed she's actually been there the entire time but no one noticed her.
^Jenna and the Guide kiss a little
Baby vamp Guillermo gets stuck in bat form and has to slay some vamps at the same time (visualizing an stunt actor holding a fake bat to their face and screaming and running around like it's hurting them)
Nadja's next grand adventure: becoming a twitch streamer
^ baby Colin had infodumped to her about it before but she wasn't listening
^ she only plays Nancy Drew mysteries and goes off about her sexual escapades with Marie Antoinette during Treasure in the Royal Tower
^she becomes very popular as an extremely dedicated vampire larper
^she is banned from twitch after someone asks her to flash her tits for 50 subs and she's like *shrugs* ok
Nandor gets really into Young Sheldon and we all have to deal with that
Colin decides to watch the documentary recordings from his missing year and we get some deleted scenes
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The fans: Ooh, last season. Nandermo please?
Paul Simms: Behold! Nandor will fire Guillermo in the last minute (even though he technically hasn't been his familar in 3 seasons) and then hold his hand. That's all you get! Good night!
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nandermoin · 8 months
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Okay I have to know. I’ve been wondering for a while but I have to know!!!! Why does Nandor try so hard to not touch Guillermo? Like there are so many small instances where Nandor will rip his hand away (‘Go Flip Yourself’ episode for example) and most recently with Guillermo placing his hand on the edge of the coffin. Nandor seems to WANT to just lightly Pat his hand but seems to pull away at the last second.
If it wasn’t for a reason they wouldn’t show so many scenes of it. Like WHAT IS IT!? Nandor isn’t opposed to physical contact as seen many times with hugs for example.
I, of course, want it to be some like repression of some kind but I have a feeling it has to do with maintaining the hierarchical bond between Master and Familiar. But I don’t know for sure. Please someone help me.
Please hit me over the head with any thoughts and theories :)
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emmabirb8 · 8 months
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Ok ok, crazy batshit s5 finale prediction time:
What if they pull a Romeo and Juliet?
Like, the Reveal is made to Nandor and, true to his word, he reluctantly battles Guillermo with the intent to kill him. (And GOD, gifting us with yet another Nandermo physical fight would just be sooo *chef's kiss* but with a potential added layer of angst? DELICIOUS) Anyway, during this fight something Dramatic happens where maybe Nandor actually gets in a good hit and Guillermo is passed out and seemingly dead, so Nandor goes to stake himself (or kill himself in some other vampire-y way). 
At this point, I think it could go one of two ways:
Either Guillermo wakes up just in time to stop Nandor (and he subsequently decides to leave the house and live somewhere else to avoid this complicated mess and spare them both the heartache tho obv that won't last)
OR - and this is where the truly batshit part comes in -
Nandor actually succeeds in killing himself. He is dead dead. Like, a pile of dust dead. And Guillermo wakes up and fucking PANICS and the rest of the household starts freaking out too, and just when it seems like all hope of reviving him is lost-
the Djinn suddenly decides to reappear.
Only there's a problem: his most recent "master" is now dead. Nandor did have one wish left, but technically speaking, the Djinn has no obligation to grant it to anyone else left standing in the room. (And in fact, he might be forbidden to grant the wish to anyone but Nandor depending on how Djinn magic rules work.)
The episode then of course cuts off just before we find out whether a wish is made or not. 
And Nandor's undecided fate is therefore our cliffhanger of the season. 😈 
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indigayghost · 2 years
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S5 prediction:
- they'll canonize the reason Nandor didn't turn Guillermo is because he likes dilfs
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fritextramole · 10 months
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everyone thinks theyll have nadjita sleep with the guide as her unfinished business, and as much as I'd love that, Gregor's ghost is, in theory, still around with unfinished business of his own
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pretty--in--purple · 8 months
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alright, with nandor using hypnosis again in the background of this episode (when he was getting the popcorn), i'm becoming convinced that if hypnosis isn't the s3-colin-robinson-dying background gutpunch of the season, it SHOULD be. longpost below
nandor is SPECIFICALLY ignoring guillermo's request for the vampires to use less hypnosis, which might be due to ignorance/forgetfulness and might be due to his resentment of guillermo's emotional distance this season. now, at the moment, i'm not 100% what the gutpunch is going to/should be, because we technically still have the djinn in play and that would make more sense than attempting to hypnotise guillermo since we know that won't work. (do the vamps know that guillermo can't be hypnotised? i don't remember)
there's a scenario where nandor attempts to hypnotise guillermo (to forget he's a vampire? not sure how this would work but nandor ain't the brightest), which offends guillermo and doesn't work, and then turns to the djinn in the way people have been predicting since the end of season 4 - to undo guillermo's transformation.
there's also the possibility that overuse of hypnosis unlocks something else OR completely takes away the vampires' powers to do so. i would LOVE a cliffhanger where all previous hypnosis gets undone and the world falls into absolute CHAOS, but such a major status quo shift seems unlikely.
very possible is sean or another highly hypnotised character becoming immune in the same way that guillermo is, although brain scramblies appear to be keeping him pliant.
we MIGHT find out that guillermo's resistance to hypnosis is linked to his other vampiric resistances and/or his slayer heritage, which i would love to see. this wouldn't completely link to the ongoing overuse problem UNLESS guillermo's family (who i'm pretty sure i heard show up this season? might be wrong) find out something they shouldn't, the vamps attempt to hypnotise them, and by the end of the episode (potentially after lots of re-dos a la Private School) they're resistant to hypnosis. i would LOVE a season six where vampire slayers and specifically guillermo's family are the big bad, and tbh i might just write it if it doesn't happen
finally, it's fully possible that this is just the writers/actors enjoying hypnosis as a plot device. we've already had the weird retcon that it's laszlo, not nandor, who sucks at hypnosis, so they might just be playing with it without much intent. if it doesn't come to anything, i won't be surprised, but i hope i've managed to outline how much fun they COULD have with the breadcrumbs they've already given us. what do you think?
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watwudbuffydo · 2 years
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Earning Nadja’s Trust: A WWDITS Meta
So I realized that Nadja doesn’t get the same treatment of fan analysis as say Nandor and Guillermo and I wanted to make my own contribution. I was driven to write “Earning Nadja’s Trust” because as we heard Laszlo tell baby Colin in 4.03, he learned to trust others again through his relationship with Nadja. I found that statement to be interesting because, of all the Staten Island roommates, she’s the most mistrustful of others, and even seems to still not completely trust Guillermo in the way Nandor and Laszlo have grown to trust him. If 4.03 is any indication, she sure regards familiars as below her at best and duplicitous at worst, has no respect for werewolves and her thoughts on witches need no elaboration. It is still not 100% clear the extent to which she regards the Guide either at this point.
We have seen that even in all her bouts of fury she deeply loves Laszlo and more or less fell in love with him at first sight and that she also cares about Nandor and sees him as part of her makeshift family. Even for all her issues with Colin Robinson, she was also saddened by the first incarnation’s death and was excited to meet the rebirthed one, even in her constant mistaking him for a raccoon.
Guillermo however, continues to be the outlier. Sure she does not talk down to him the way she did in the beginning of the series, but if their interaction where he demands to be the night club accountant is any indication, quite a bit of coldness still remains between them even after a year of being in London. However, I think it’s safe to say that Nadja spent so much time with the WWVC that Guillermo was barely needed.
So why is she still so as frosty as she is with Guillermo where her husband has grown to respect him and Nandor shows more affection?
Based on what we know of the respective backstories of Nadja and Guillermo, I believe that Nadja’s continued mistrust of Guillermo stems from that fact that, subconsciously or otherwise, she sees parts of herself in Guillermo.
But wait wouldn’t she then be more trusting of him?
First let’s break down the broad strokes of what Nadja and Guillermo have in common.
1. While Laszlo and Nandor were both born into lives of social (and to an extent economic) privilege, neither Nadja nor Guillermo were born into lives that would grant them those same social privileges and were outsiders.
We know Nadja was born into abject poverty some time in the sixteenth century in Greece. Not only was she born into poverty, but she’s also Romani, a European ethnic minority group that were (and continue to be) regarded as un-Godly; as more Romani people fell under Ottoman rule, they were considered the bottom of the social pyramid (no wonder her village fell into the path of Nandor the Relentless’s conquests over two centuries before her birth!)
In her interviews she even describes being mistreated because of her background and likely had to try to survive on her own at times with her sixteen other siblings dying and her mother getting eaten by a bear. When she was by the water and was turned by Baron Afanas, she was, for the first time in her existence, not powerless as she had been made to feel. (More will be elaborated on this in point 2)
Guillermo is a Mexican-American queer man who grew up with a single working mom being the most present. While we do not know of his father, he did refer to “parents” in 3.04 so imagine at some point his father was in the picture. Even if he wasn’t living in poverty like Nadja was, the small apartment where his Mom lives and the fact that he had to get a job at Panera Bread at 18-19 indicates that he might have been AT MOST on the cusp of lower-middle or high-lower class (and as anyone in the US knows, the stability of an American middle class has continued shrinking since the eighties.) His Mom, if 2.10 is any indication does not speak English with the same fluency he does (she might understand enough that she was able to express to the camera crew that she was happy to have Memo home; there are plenty of people who can understand other languages better than they can speak in those same languages so it’s completely possible that there’s that discrepancy in her English language skills) which likely indicates that she immigrated to the United States with her at some point in her life and raised Guillermo in the Bronx. As Guillermo reveals in 4.01 he was on his own for quite a bit of his childhood and probably felt some sort of isolation growing up queer and Catholic too. Even in being a familiar he is still kept at a distance and is very much the de facto odd one out in the household for the first ten years. That starts to change when he accidentally kills the Baron and later sees the ancestry report.
2. Both characters seek/use power as a means to command respect from others.
When Nadja joins the VC she ends up being the ruthless one, going so far as to rip out the heart of the leader of a rebellious vampire, forcing the rest of the coven to submit. She is even talked into showing mercy at times by Nandor in the chamber of judgment, while she doles out the more severe consequences. Finally when she returns to Staten Island, she very much approaches the night club as an inevitability despite The Guide’s protests and basically has to march over to get Richie Suck to perform at her club, showing that she has does not take no for an answer. While running a club is very different from bureaucracy, its still a means by which Nadja is able to have control. Her quest for power stems from a desire to give herself control in her afterlife as she was subjected to the whims of others when she was a human. Vampirism, for Nadja is empowerment and liberation; having visible high status in the vampire community strengthens that empowerment and perhaps even feeds her need to have control.
As Guillermo comes into his own as a slayer, his confidence grows and by season three is more willing to step outside the boundaries of being a familiar as he becomes the bodyguard. His full defiance of those boundaries culminates in his fight with Nandor in 3.10 where, for the first time, any of the vampires fully recognize that Guillermo isn’t the same meek nineteen year old who started as a familiar, but a force to be reckoned with. He still uses that power in season four to help Nandor in wish logistics and in putting his foot down to Nadja that he’ll only help if she gives him what he wants (the accountant job).
So with all that in mind, with them having a shared history of coming out higher than their humble origins, why hasn’t Nadja “warmed up to” Guillermo as the others have?
I believe the answer to this question lies partly in 4.03 as revealed by how Nadja saw the relationship between Richie Suck and Dr. Tom.
She already has a low opinion of familiars to begin with, but seeing the abusive dynamic between those guys probably won’t improve that opinion. One can argue that even if Nadja doesn’t see Guillermo as a familiar in name, she still looks down on him all the same. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if she believes the four way hypnosis is the only reason he hasn’t killed any of the coven yet (assuming she knows of neither the fight nor the hypnosis immunity) and that she would trust him less if that hypnosis hadn’t been performed. Given her propensity to use murder in her anger or even threaten it, I think that (at least subconsciously) she knows if she were in Guillermo’s position she would not hesitate to retaliate against the people who hurt her.
This part goes more into speculation territory but I wouldn’t be shocked if one of the first things Nadja did as a vampire was go after the people who wronged her when she was human. And honestly, I don’t blame her.
While Guillermo was lucky to still have a loving mother in his life, Nadja- as far as we know canonically- was mistreated and lost many people close to her when she was a human. Being human for Nadja was all about surviving, making it to the next day. Ironically enough it’s as a vampire that she’s been able to live and enjoy life. And that little familiar her dear friend has grown oddly attached to now has the capacity to kill her and her coven in an instant? My girl will not let anything get in the way of destroying everything she loves again, let alone threaten her power and security. Honestly, I’d say from Nadja’s point of view I can absolutely see how she’ll probably be the last of the coven to fully embrace Guillermo as part of the family.
To fully, finally earn that trust, she would need to be proven that Guillermo is nothing like Dr. Tom and that he actually cares about Nandor beyond wanting to be made into a vampire. In addition, she would need to understand that Guillermo was always going to protect them without the hypnosis. While her finding out about his hypnosis immunity could spell trouble, her having confirmation that Guillermo would never hurt them regardless would also allow her to feel more inclined to fully see him as one of the team.
That is not to say I think Guillermo has to prove himself, he doesn’t have to prove shit to anyone and he clearly doesn’t care about doing that so much anymore.
What I am saying is that they would need to be put in a specific situation/circumstances that would make her reconsider any remaining mistrust she has in him. Clearly being in London didn’t do that. In fact it sounds like they more or less avoided each other in London if she spent the majority of her time in a room with the WWVC, likely leaving Guillermo plenty of chances to go off on his own once it was clear that Nadja wasn’t in any danger.
For what that change might look like, I’m going into some speculation/theorizing territory here for the season so DO NOT TAKE THIS AS SOMETHING THAT WILL HAPPEN. This is just a possible scenario I could see playing out in Nadja and Guillermo’s relationship.
THE ONE TIME NADJA SHOWED GENUINE INTEREST IN GUILLERMO AS A PERSON
There is one notable instance where Nadja seemed to genuinely show interest in Guillermo as a person. In 3.04 when she and Laszlo awkwardly attempt to engage in a conversation with him it starts out feeling forced (which it is) until Laszlo asks if his interests involve the “fairer sex.” While her asking if he has a “chubby little girlfriend” was still rather demeaning, the way in which she asked displayed genuine interest on her end. When Laszlo brought up “maybe a boyfriend” she, along with Laszlo and Colin are genuinely intrigued and actually wants to know about his private life, much to his chagrin.
If the episode titles are anything to go by, it seems like the vampires will meet Freddie at some point, and you can’t tell me Nadja won’t suddenly want to know EVERYTHING that has been going on with that (likely after yelling “You had a boyfriend in London this whole time and never told me?!?! I’ll fucking kill you!!!” for about a few hours). And if the Freddie being a troublemaker metas are anything to go by, I wouldn’t be shocked if somehow Nadja learned Freddie was up to something sleazy and goes after him for it in a “you don’t get to hurt Gizmo, only we get to do that!” sort of way since she would still be reticent about being warm to him. Though that scenario is more based on the fact that if there’s anything Nadja truly despises, it’s men who go out of their way to be horrible.
I welcome any and all feedback and or criticism and do not take my speculations as givens as they are just that- in fact, as I’ve said many times before I’ll be shocked if I’m on point about any of the above.
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2eyedsusan · 1 year
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I think once Guillermo hits the scene as a vamp he’s going to start building a reputation as a fierce(in all senses of the word) vampire, with a lot of gossip and rumors around him about being a great lover, murderer, etc.
Nadja, Lazlo, and Nandor will hear this and not realize it’s Guillermo, leading them to be super interested in the new hot young vampire, and wanting desperately to meet him for unsavory purposes. So they’ll try to get into and fail and sneak in to a big party that they know said vampire will be attending.
There’s two ways this could go- first, Guillermo comes out, surrounded by a crew of vamps, and the vamps suddenly realize how cool and hot Guillermo is (now that he’s a vampire) only to be rejected. They will be pissed off both because he’s not interested and because they can’t believe Guillermo suddenly got hot.
The second is that Nadja and Laz collectively go, “GUILLERMO? That dork?? People think he’s hot?? He does our laundry he’s not sexy.” As Nandor awkwardly goes 😳👉👈 in the corner.
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keen4sheen · 2 years
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INSANE S5 PREDICTIONS PART TWO
-Nandor receives a box full of puppies that he sired while in dog form and the house is now full of nandor puppies / the vampires have to adopt them all out but nandor wants to keep them
-GUILLERMO IS THE REINCARNATION OF JAHAN/NANDOR AND HIM HAVE BEEN LOVERS IN PAST LIVES
-Nadja Doll attempts to swap forms with Vampire Nadja out of jealousy (succeeds)
-Guillermo is revealed to actually be an orc not just orc passing
-Kirsten Stewart shows up as Bella and has gay sex with Nadja and the Guide onscreen
-the vamps form a folk group and go on tour and that’s the large, overarching season 5 plot
-The documentary is aired ~in universe~ and the entire vampire world is discovered
-Guillermo becomes a vampire, but learns that his specific consciousness does not carry onto his new form, meaning that current Guillermo will be a ghost and vampire Guillermo just a copy, so Guillermo has to find his way back Nadja Doll style to try and fix it
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ev-belknap · 9 months
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Wwdits s5 predictions, here we go!
(These are partly based on the trailer and the comic con panel, so skip accordingly)
- Guillermo and Laszlo bonding. While Guillermo definitely went from bodyguard to family in the last season, there’s still a lot of work to be done between these two, and I am here for it.
- Additionally, Guillermo and Colin bonding? Beginning of s3 Colin was still all ‘I don’t care about Guillermo’, in practically the same breath as his ‘nature vs nurture’ remark, which then came to play in s4. Maybe being raised by Guillermo changed something?
- following all this: Guillermo getting acknowledged as a full family member. (Please the boy deserves it)
- Nandermo hug. I don’t think we’ll get romantic affection yet, but a Nandor initiated hug? Hell yes. Bonus points if it is a comforting hug.
- they will find Guillermo cannot be turned in a conventional way, but they will then find an unconventional way. There’s still two wishes, so maybe that, but I’m here for the Guide casually reading from a Helsing book going ‘oh yes one single vampire isn’t going to cut it’ and they end up making it a family event ceremony thing. (Which would be amazing because then his entire family would be his Sire and also they had that silly ‘we have decided we won’t kill you’ ceremony and Nadja went ‘at least for now’ and I am HERE for symmetry moments I go feral over them)
- Guillermo and Nandor fight, but make it back to back against a common enemy. (I need this ok)
- Nandor happy moments. Guy’s been through the emotional wringer last season, and yes, this was mostly his own fault, but he is learning (at a snails pace but still)
- I am going to need Nadja to hit on a woman please and thank you.
- So how are we feeling about getting a new familiar in eventually? That shopping girl was wearing a very interesting T-shirt 👀
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beansprean · 1 year
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I think the wwdits team should hire you for their writing team like. I love the show but your ideas for the characters are so much more endearing. And you're the first person I've seen to actually give Marwa justice. God bless
DJDDNDNSK VERY SWEET ANON ❤️💕❤️💕
I wish I could match their off the balls humor tbh it would be so fun to be a voice in that writing room just being like
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wackylittlegal · 7 months
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i hate making big statements like this, but
i don't think we'll be getting nandermo this season. i think it'll be close (like nandor holding guillermo's sweater & having memorized his card and guillermo crawling into nandor's coffin to feel safe)
i think they need to work through guillermo's vampire business first, which is what i think we'll end the season on, perhaps. unless guillermo is a coward (ie: thinks not telling nandor and running away instead would be better)
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nandermoin · 8 months
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Okay guys I don’t think I’ve seen anyone else talk about this yet but I’m so curious what y’all think- what do we think will happen if Nandor finds out WHO the vampire is that turned Guillermo? Like is Derek gonna get his ass beaten? Is Nandor gonna be like “THAT FUCKING GUY!?” Like I’m so curious. So hit me with your theories - please support my delusion by hitting the reblog or comment button xoxo
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