Me when I pick up a call from a client with a really nice Irish accent but I've forgotten how to transfer the call on this particular software so its basically just me apologising over and over and getting really embarrassed cos I'm stressed and don't know what I'm doing lol
summary ; in which y/n just wants to post pictures of her boyfriend, not expecting people to get the wrong idea
warnings ; smau, lots of fluff
note ; its 3am and i didn’t want to sleep til i finished this so idk what mistakes there probably is lmao😭 also just pretend the twitter stuff says 2024 i cba changing it all
instagram ; yourusername
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yourusername i saw the dimples first and then i heard the accent 💓☺️
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user1 who are you
carlossainz55 you tagged the wrong account silly
yourusername you replied with the wrong account moron
nando4lorris you two aren’t slick
yourusename yeah ok mr nando lorris
nando4lorris you’re supposed to be on my side wtf
user2 i’m so lost 😭😭
user3 i’m confused someone explain
user4 babe everyone’s confused
user5 wait so is this carlos’ gf or not
user6 idk who you are but you’re hot as fuck
user7 ok i swear i’ve seen carlos wear that top in the 4th pic before
user8 yeah i think i’ve seen lando wearing it too tho
user9 but lando isn’t in this girls likes and comments
nando4lorris yeah guys you’re right she’s gotta be carlos’ girlfriend
yourusername nando4lorris fuck off i hate you so much 😭😭😭😭😭
user10 ????????
instagram ; yourusername
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yourusername i’d like to hang out with you for my whole life 🤗🧡
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user1 crying because lando liked on his main AND his burner (confirmed)
yourusername p.s. the tag in these pics is for PHOTO CREDS 😁
user2 LMFAOOO HER COMMENT
user3 girl said my mans is NOT carlos sainz jr🙅♀️
user4 i have so much to say
user5 the taylor love lyrics, the orange heart emoji, the flowers, the ladybugs, THE CAT CARDIGAN
user6 i think i would die for her
nando4lorris 🧡🧡
yourusername 🥰
carlossainz55 i thought you guys were still trying to be sneaky
yourusername carlos you’re the one making it hard to be sneaky
user7 oh it’s so lando
carlossainz55 oh well it’s been 4 years everyone already knew
user8 ITS BEEN WHAT JEHFKSKKS ????????
instagram ; landonorris
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landonorris i’ve loved you (five) summers now honey but i want them all 😁😁
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user1 oh my god
user2 FIVEEEEE SUMMERS????? EVEN MORE THAN CARLOS SAID !/?;&2!@:9(
carlossainz55 i’m sorry i just guessed how many years because i didn’t know exactly just that its been a long long time
yourusername it’s ok carlos you were close
user3 SHES BEEN TO RACES AND NO ONES EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER OH MY GOD
maxverstappen1 finally mate
oscarpiastri wooo secrets out 🥳
user4 he used a taylor lyric for the caption im gonna be sick
user5 if you zoom in on the second pic you can actually see me drowning myself in the background
ciscanorris1 💓💓
yourusername love you🥰
user6 wait i don’t have twitter can someone explain
user7 oh BABE you’ve got some catching up to do
yourusername my fav boy love you to saturn ☺️🧡
landonorris i love you more than you love taylor swift🥰
yourusername ok settle down babe don’t go too far
landonorris no sorry you’re right
user8 when he understands that ones love for taylor is never beaten >>>>>
user9 i need them biblically
user10 i still don’t understand how they hid her for 5 years lmfaoooo
user11 yourusername ok y/n but did he take you to the eras tour
yourusername he got us tickets for a uk show later this year 🥰🥰
user12 now, how’d that curly haired vroom vroom bitch pull HER
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their post break-up era is them pretending that they weren't each other's everything.
or
for when you're too hurt to regret anything. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // daniel ricciardo x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - hello!!! i hope u like this one!!! thank u so much for reading, i love you <3 just a note, that i will probably not be posting next week bc i have exams but i will be active here so ! if u message me, i'll probably reply, i hope so anyways lol <3
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yourusername taylor was so right when she said "oh my love is a lie" bc fr love IS a lie
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username she gets it
username oh this speaks VOLUMES
username bestie u should've just tagged him at this point
username i will never be getting over them u don't get it they were my PARENTS
username girl is heartbroken but still slaying
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username i miss u and danny so much 💔💔💔💔💔💔
lilymhe kids remember to drink rat poison before you fall in love because it never works out!!!
-> yourusername so true gf
-> alex_albon ???
-> lilymhe no babe look away
-> username poor alex omg 💀💀💀
username TAYLOR SWIFT ALWAYS RIGHT
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username im a child of divorce what the fuck
username hits different ://///
username the highkey shade 😭😭😭
landonorris we miss you!!!
-> maxverstappen1 who's we
-> yourusername i will steal jimmy and sassy again don't test me maximus
-> maxverstappen1 for fuck's sake that's NOT my full name
-> yourusername ok maximus.
-> username OH THANK FUCK 🙏🙏🙏 i genuinely thought her friendship with everyone would be all fucked up but im so happy to see this ❤️❤️❤️
-> username they're so precious to me
username missing daniel is the comments simping for her 💔💔💔
username "love exists bc u exist for me" IM CRYING WHAT THR CUCK
-> username how'd we go from THAT to this.
georgerussell63 your hobbies include calling me and carmen at 3 in the morning just to say bonjour in weird accents and then hang up
-> yourusername idk abt u but carmen loves me doing that
-> carmenmmundt can confirm 😘
username nah bc what'd daniel do so bad that y/n started doing STUFF
-> username IM SAYING LIKE 😭😭😭
username missing her in the paddock sm omg ://
username praying she's at the next race 🙏🙏🙏
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danielricciardo good riddance.
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username PAUSE
username reverse whatcthebfuck
username daniel babe what.
username no bc if i was y/n i would cry maybe that's just my sensitive ass
-> username definitely not just u bc i would SOB
username OH MY GOD
landonorris don't act like i can't hear you singing sad songs to yourself
-> danielricciardo LEAVE ME ALONE
username nah bc what the fucj
username i don't like it one bit 🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤
username NOT MY PARENTS FIGHTING
username love is not real bc if they didn't work out then there's absolutely no hope for me
username i feel so bad :////
charles_leclerc you're lying
-> danielricciardo no i'm not
-> charles_leclerc yes you are, i can see you wipe away your tears
-> danielricciardo STOP EXPOSING ME
-> username PLEASE OH MY GOD
username "good riddance" what if this was my last straw.
username i know he's gasping for air rn knowing he lost a bad bitch like y/n
username ahahahahaha!!! im so okay!!!!!!! just fine!!!!!!! idc abt this!!!!!!!! (im losing my mind)
username someone take away y/n's phone before she sees this PLEASE
username my heart's breaking wtf
username remember when daniel and y/n posted about each other with WHOLESOME captions??????? good times
-> username those were the highlights of my entire week like ://
-> username i miss my mom and dad sm 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
maxverstappen1 nice
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username i know max is maaaaaaaaaaad
username the f1 gc is blowing up as we speak rn
-> username real like y/n is like their baby sister 😭😭😭
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kelly's bf 👎 - max ; cat stealer ❌ - y/n
cat stealer ❌ : max
kelly's bf 👎 : what
cat stealer ❌ : is kelly with u
kelly's bf 👎 : she's out with p
kelly's bf 👎 : what happened
cat stealer ❌ : just wanted to talk to her
cat stealer ❌ : it's okay, just tell her to give me a call whenever she's back :) tell sweet p i love her and i miss her sm
kelly's bf 👎 : will do
seen 1m ago
kelly's bf 👎 : hey you okay?
kelly's bf 👎 : i saw what daniel posted
kelly's bf 👎 : it's a shit move just saying
kelly's bf 👎 : he's stupid
cat stealer ❌ : yeah idc lol
cat stealer ❌ : "good riddance" ok boy u literally begged me to make it work
cat stealer ❌ : i'm sorry ik he's ur best friend
kelly's bf 👎 : yeah but so are you
cat stealer ❌ : WOAHHH PAUSE
cat stealer ❌ : max being nice for a change?????
cat stealer ❌ : history was made
kelly's bf 👎 : don't make me take it back
kelly's bf 👎 : but yeah
kelly's bf 👎 : don't pay any attention to him, yeah? i'm sure kelly will have a few choice words for him at the next race, along with me. and p probably, she loves her aunt y/n
kelly's bf 👎 : speaking of that, you're coming to the next race right?
cat stealer ❌ : i love u all :// thank u
cat stealer ❌ : and no, i don't think it's a good idea
kelly's bf 👎 : are you sure? you can stay inside the whole time, he won't even see you
cat stealer ❌ : i'll think abt it, im just very overwhelmed rn that's all
kelly's bf 👎 : that's very understandable tbh
cat stealer ❌ : max
kelly's bf 👎 : y/n
cat stealer ❌ : can i ask u something
kelly's bf 👎 : if this is about letting you and kelly give me a makeover, it's no
cat stealer ❌ : we'll convince u someday but that's not what i wanted to ask
kelly's bf 👎 : what is it?
cat stealer ❌ : do u think daniel ever loved me
cat stealer ❌ : like at all???
kelly's bf 👎 : y/n
kelly's bf 👎 : of course he did
kelly's bf 👎 : you were his everything
cat stealer ❌ : then why was it so easy for him to walk out and then say "good riddance"
cat stealer ❌ : he took the easy way out
kelly's bf 👎 : he's a stupid asshole that's all
kelly's bf 👎 : but he truly did love you, he still does. i know i complained a lot, but with the way he spoke of you, like you were truly his everything. it was such a happy site, seeing my two best friends in love
cat stealer ❌ : u called me best friend twice omg
cat stealer ❌ : that's a record
kelly's bf 👎 : shut up
kelly's bf 👎 : my point is
cat stealer ❌ : i need to post something so W
cat stealer ❌ : brb
cat stealer ❌ : kelly's calling me
kelly's bf 👎 : so i was just a placeholder till my girlfriend arrived?
cat stealer ❌ : aw look at u using ur brain
kelly's bf 👎 : this is why daniel broke up with you
cat stealer ❌ : TOO SOON
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Guys, I found my donkey X Shrek fanfic I made in 2021 or something. im crying wtf 😭
"Donkey stepped into the murky, dark hint of the water and froze; he saw Shrek, he wasn't wearing any clothing, he began to drool he muttered something along the lines of 's-s-shrexy Shrek' Shrek looked in his eyes, donkey could've sworn he saw a smile, "Get out of my swamp!" Donkey quickly scattered around before finding the exit. Later that year he decided to see if Shrek changed, Shrek was lounging around in the murky waters of the swamp; Donkey jumped in without thinking and rubbed against him, "Donkey, let's have shrex" he said with his heavy, but adorable, accent. donkey ran along to the bedroom and waited for shrek to enter before locking the door. Donkey looked at his naked body... It seemed his muscles had doubled in size since he last saw them, safe to say they weren't the only thing that doubled in size. Donkey kept coming to his house for the reminder of the days before they got married, when they got married they instantly moved in together, they had 'shrex' almost every night and morning, donkey eventually got pregnant and they had three beautiful children, one named chilli, dick and bassy (short for bastard). However their children did not at all stop them from enjoying their time in bed, infact, they spent more time having 'shrex' than they spent with their children, to this day, they are still madly in love and make love twice a day."
OMG OZZZZ I missed this theme change I love the lighter red / deep DEEP pink with the red accents 👀 you do love red heheh
But know what I love? And I’ve said more than once (besides you of course MWAH)
It’s the way you detail scenes both actual setting and the tone of it. Very few times have I ever read something where I can perfectly envision what was being described in such vivid detail that it also gives me an ambiance in my head like I’ve physically experienced it. I was thinking about that again the other day and you’ve done it with such ease like with your charcoal artist Dabi and your causal and scare actor (love love LOVE these I haven’t said it enough) but what I always think of is your bet on forever. The motel. The mechanic shop where you meet dabi in the first place. The house like you detailed them so well it was like I lived there and have been there before it’s just so so so good and like
YOU POSTED THESE FOR FREE!!!!!
Bless you I love you
VIX IM GOING TO START BAWLING. This is the sweetest thing anyone has EVER said to me it’s all I strive for and all I want to do with my writing I feel like I have such a hard time w descriptions I’m so glad they come across this way vix!!!!!!! Literally coming from u who literally writes some of the most immersive works that literally just take u THERE as a reader this means so much to me I’m gonna cry!!!!!!! I don’t deserve this wtf I love u so much🥺🥺🥺🥺
i love the way ludmila calls tómas 'tom' in a british accent im not sure why she does but it's very funny
ewww gregorio you don't just take someone's glasses off and keep them wtf man
bro broke her heart already and they haven't even spoken longer than 5 minutes get your head out of your ass tómas
i love the dynamic with jade and mati (i think that's his name? that's what she said at least) they are so chaotic
what is león wearing
oh wonderful another boy saving violetta we really need that but also THAT'S HOW YOU LEAVE SOMEONE AFTER HELPING THEM, THAT WAS SWEET!
sir i dont think you can just expel someone because you want to
jade is so much fun
violetta i love you but what the fuck was that dramatic ass run upstairs honey
SHE HAS A POINT if she told him what happened she'd be grounded or something
fran you are embarrassing yourself
my loves <333 they can do no wrong i adore them
oh nooo the second embarrassment is killing me tómas what are you doing???
STOP CUTTING HER OFF what do you mean 'you speak the same language' YOU THINK HER NAME IS OLGA AND THAT SHE WORKS THERE YOU ARE SPEAKING YOUR OWN LANGUAGE SIR
IM SORRY GREGORIO THROWING A TANTRUM IS SO FUNNY sir as i said previously you need wine and a bath hun
okay...so león is planning to steal violetta from tómas who doesn't even have her in the first place do any of these kids have coherent thoughts
awh i could cry over angie and vilu they are the sweetest
pablo if you are in love with angie please say it now i would like to plan your future for you <3333 THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER
why does everyone think it is the end of the world for violetta to like a boy like this is really not a big thing
angie... this is not an endearing moment he is a bad father please run I REPEAT THIS IS NOT ENDEARING HE IS A BAD FATHER
girl...honey... stalking is not the key to a boyfriend
SIR ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE??? FUCK OFF THAT IS MY WIFE
YOU CAN'T HUNT YOUR DAUGHTER'S 'BOYFRIEND' THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i love the mixed song
LET HER LIVE LIKE SHE SAID MAN WHY IS SHE BEING IMPRISONED
pablo needs a raise for dealing with all of this
YES ANGIE TELL HIM
OH??? ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO THE SCHOOL?? please for fuck sake it's been five episodes can we please go to the school violetta
HI!!! HELLO!!! I HAVENT BEEN THAT ACTIVE ON TUMBLR LATELY SO I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO TELL U HOW GOOD THE LOGAN FIC IS SO HERE'S MY MF THOUGHTS‼️
omg. ok. first of all. the way you write logan??? it's so good???? i cant remember which scene but the one where he laughs and like smacks his hand to his chest? YES. YES YES YES. HE DOES THAT AND ITS SUCH A SMALL DETAIL IM SO HAPPY YOU PICKED IT UP AND PUT IN I LITERALLY SAW IT AND WENT "OMG SHE PAYS ATTENTION TO LITTLE SHIT YESSS😭🥹"
also just like the way you write him is so. like. idk how to explain it. for some people on here when they write stories about drivers ur like "yeah this is fantasy this will never happen." BUT I READ YOUR STORY AND WAS LIKE "THIS FEELS REAL. I FEEL LIKE I'M RECALLING LAST NIGHT AS IM IN LOGANS BED." ITS SO GOOD AND REALISTIC. omg you just write so good and it makes me so happy and 🥹🥹🥹 i hope you're doing amazing because that story was actually so fucking good i love part two with all of my fucking heart. also i think at one point logan drops a little like "pretty girl" in there and— lord have mercy. i went feral bc he 10000% would call you pretty girl and i secretly have a little soft spot for it so the fact that you just kinda put that in there i wanted to just die🥹🥹
LITERALLY THINK UR SO COOL AND I LOVE U SO MUCH🙏🏼🥹 HOPE UR DOING WELL!!!!!🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
also dennis left prema and i'm crying 😐
Hello my love, I am so sorry for not answering your ask sooner, but just know you made my heart SOB!!!!
LITERALLY, this is one of the best asks I've ever gotten and I cannot tell you how happy it made me! Was reading this with the biggest smile on my face 😫🫶🏻
Lmao I guess the little things like the smacking his hand to his chest were put in there naturally bc I have like a degree in binging Prema videos by now... after a while you get a pretty good idea of how the drivers react to certain things 😅🥰
I love love love and appreciate that you find my writing realistic bc it's always one of my top priorities that my fics are as realistic as possible but sometimes I read them and think wtf have you done lol
And OHHHH YESS, I 100% agree, I can definitely hear him saying "pretty girl" with his American accent and all :)
I love you too and hope I can make you as happy with my fics as you made me with your ask again soon🫶🏻
And girlll: stay strong, we're all crying bc of Dennis :(
I'm relieved that you understand my dilemma with time. I swear it seems like I just recently enrolled into college and now I'm soon graduating it... wtf... you're so right about habits, but it has to be so hard :( it's like, you know that going for a walk is good for you and you'll be happy after it, but you still can't lift your ass up and go. But I'm going to try, start small and then see how it goes. I just hope that this time I'll achieve something with it.
Oof... The infamous Coleen Hoover... I don't want to bash anyone. Okay, take it with a grain of salt and see it for yourself, but honestly I wouldn't recommend it to you. Her books, for some unknown reason that I cannot fathom, got so overhyped on booktook that it really makes me question things and my taste. But at the same time so much shit gets popular on tiktok, so I don't question it. I tried reading them, but they're so not for me: her storytelling, her characters and their actions. It's all just soooo questionable. I'd rather recommend you Pattie Smith, if you haven't read anything by her. She is great. But really, see it for yourself with Coleen Hoover, maybe she is just not my cup of tea. BESTIE THE BOOKSHELVES. I long abandoned them and now live like a chaotic academy character, suits me right. The books lie everywhere...
SEE! 2 is already a party! I suggest you join our ksavje team - it sounds cooler and like a name for an artist😎💅. Our version screams taste hahaha. No shade to exzavier dog lovers - you do you guys😇 But honestly no shit this dude is a tortured brooding lone wolf of an artist - I would be to with the way people pronounce his name💀 AND ksavie sounds cuter!! Team ksavje on god🤘
- elliot anon
Hi hi! I’m doing good! I woke up, chose chaos, made an edit and did some writing and now I’m on my way to splurge and buy some more house decor. How are u doing lovely?
I’m rooting for you bestie! You can do anything you put your mind to! I, too, wish I were a ‘im going on a hot girl walk’ type of girly lol.
AH you see, that’s why I haven’t started any of the Coleen Hoovers books. I’ve seen it all over booktok and was like hm maybe I should give it a try. But the people I actually know who enjoy reading say it’s mid. But then I saw they’re making one into a movie and I was like damn maybe I should jump on the hype before the movie. Now you’ve confirmed it. I won’t even waste my time. I’ll definitely look into Pattie Smith! & LOL I was living like a chaotic academy character for so long that I had to change my ways!
It does sound like a cool, bad ass, mysterious name not going to lie. I just can’t say it 😅 I think it’s my Spanish accent that won’t allow me to actually pronounce it. The tana mongeau reference at the end 💀 I’m crying.
pls that wretched awkward shell commercial. it was the first c2 content i ever saw
charles is such a bean
CHARLES HONKING!!! CARLOS SAYING “SHUT THE FUCK” yes yes absolutely yes
mattia fluffing up his wretched hair
carlos with his fluffy prince hair
also charles looks good in miami my my MY
this is such a wretched reminder of how things could’ve been FUCK
stefano singing the national anthem is a jump scare wtf was THAT
grosjean PLS
all the love danny gets in the u.s. makes my heart so so so warm
carlos on the motorcycle PLS
calors and his “the wall the wall the wall”
paris hilton and her iconic “that’s hot” no i agree
the random shawn mendes cameo hello????
DANIEL BOPPING TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM im gonna miss him so sosososo much
omg alex and his red hair
i love listening to carlos and charles speak english their accents are so cute and precious (still want them to read llama llama red pajama very badly)
thinking of how miami was the last double ferrari podium for a LONG fucking while im nauseous
“both ferraris are staying out?” “… what is going on???” NO ONE KNOWS CHECO! NOT EVEN FERRARI
all the ferrari staff also being like wtf????
“that would be helpful” perhaps pitting them for fresher tires would’ve been helpful but HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 I GUESS
listen if ferrari’s strategy doesn’t improve this year then what are we doing? playing games?? fuck.
the charlitos look so annoyed on that (miami) podium but RIGHTFULLY SO
oh okay so just a little reel of mistakes WHY NOT IM ILL
“no words. no words” im so fucking ill
angry charles clip yes
“you can push” “i am pushing already” GOD
the anger i have for mattia has been reignited.
ofc carlos picks lando to be his partner
carlos hits it so hard im WET
omg señor!!!!!!
“its his time” si!! si!!
“he’s a fucking bad loser” BAHAHAH
carlito baby… you’re not latino. but okay
his cute baby cow eyes i love him
bro drivers correcting 360s is so fucking sexy (yes im pointing at max & charles)
carlos’s reaction to his first pole position is so fucking cute it makes my heart so WARM
charles saying “fuck this” oh babe 💀
carlos has no thoughts behind his eyes. always a blank stare. my little spanish himbo.
his hair is so fucking sexy fuck fuck fuck im WET
“they might sacrifice sainz” “yeah its all about leclerc” why did that hurt me a lil
carlos sitting in his car for god knows how long trying to get/stay in the zone i fucking love him
all four redbull ferrari turning in sync is SO sexy IT MAKES ME ALRIJGAR;GJR
that shot of caco is so foul why do they do him like that
okay why they box carlos but not charles is so wack to me but okay 🧍🏻♀️
the iconic “stop inventing, stop inventing” ai mi bebe
again, painful watch for charles.
“FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORMULA 1 CARLOS SAINZ IS VICTORIOUS” god my heart is gonna EXPLODE
sorry seeing how little of the ferrari staff coming out for carlos makes me ill
“i fucking won a race” sir i am WET
THE FINGER WAG AT CHARLES MATTIA FSGLGJA
mattia arguing with the guy when he said they made a mistake i—
“what a day for ferrari but they won with the wrong car” WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO LAUGH FUIHAPGLJRNGIU
hey star! im sorry about your tough work day. these headcanons might not be the silliest but they always make me smile when I think about them :)
when david and asher were living together, asher wasnt allowed to grocery shop alone. more than one occasion hes gone for a couple items and came back with a birthday cake because “it was discounted!”
I like to think that avior and starlight played a lot of tictactoe in the dirt when they were starting to get comfortable with eachother. theres not much to do in makeshift hell! starlight also liked to challenge avior to draw obscure animals they were sure hes never come across before, just so they could laugh at how silly his drawings looked.
when darlin teases sam, they put on a country accent. it’s horrible and they emphasize it by putting their hands on their hips and copying what he says. sam always calls them a child for doing it, but it’s one way to make him laugh.
when they were first seeing eachother, milo and sweetheart went on a date to an outdoor ice skating rink. milo didnt have the heart to tell them he didnt know how to skate until sweetheart was holding his hand and guiding him along the wall, all while laughing their ass off.
caelum uses gavin and freelancer as testers to see how he can approach new charges. freelancer always gets way too in the role, and gavin always hypes caelum up whenever he’s nervous about the particular charge he’s trying to introduce himself to.
sorry it’s not much. hopefully tomorrow will be better for you! 💕💕💕
Prince, do not apologize for this "not being much"! This is amazing! This is so much!
Just—
Ash coming back from the grocery store with a cake because it was discounted is exactly why I encourage my husband to not go grocery shopping alone too XD
Okay, but, the question is "Who usually wins TicTacToe between Avior and Starlight?" XD
Also,
Starlight: Draw an Elephant
Avior: *doodles*
Starlight: wtf is that and why does it look like an anteater?
Avior: I've never met an elephant!
Oh my goodness Sam and Darlin's relationship gives me life and Darlin' teasing Sam by mimicking his accent is amazing and I'm going to be imagining that every time I'm feeling down forever XD
Milo not being able to skate seems normal XD He's had other priorities lol Sweetheart never lets him live it down, even after they've been together for ages and it becomes a private joke between them definitely
Caelum my precious bean baby son! Letting his friends help him! I'm happy crying at the thought! Just imagining them practically putting on a play together in order for Caelum to work it out aaaaahhhhh! So cute!
okay I HAVE to ask wtf those texts are about im crying wtf is a jolly good blow job what could possibly be the context for this
we were fucking around with the ao3 trope generator thing for DAYS and just sending them back and forth to one another so she kept getting prompts for this two things and the jolly good blowjob thing is from an ask that i got forever ago about like getting to sleep with one of the ghouls but they were all doing something weird. swiss would only speak in a ridiculous british accent hence jolly good blowjob LMAOOOO