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Crosshair: I hate morning people.
Tech: ...
Crosshair: And mornings.
Tech: ...
Crosshair: And people.
Tech: It is noon.
Crosshair: You I hate the most.
Tech: ...
Crosshair: And Hunter.
#star wars#wrong quotes#wrong star wars quotes#the bad batch#clone force 99#clone trooper tech#tbb tech#tbb#crosshair#crosshair tbb
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How did Rex get his name?
5 year old CT-7567, running excitedly towards Cody the moment he sees him entering the CC cadet barracks: Cody! Cody! Fox gave me a name!!!
Cody, surprised since Fox had initially opposed taking in '67: Really? That's great vod'ika!
CT-7567, practically bouncing on the tips of his toes: Yeah! He said it means 'King' in a really old language used by ancient Jetii! He said it fit me because of two reason!
Cody, curious: Those being?
CT-7567, pausing to think: Well… He only said the one, not the second... But he said I had the makings of a great leader!
Cody, a little suspicious: That's awfully kind of Fox. What did he name you then?
CT-7567: My name is Rex!
Cody, well aware that 'Rex' is a popular name for pet massiffs and dogs:
Cody, looking towards Fox who has a shit eating grin:
Cody, unwilling to shatter Rex's innocence well before time: … That's a great name Rex… Wear it with pride vod'ika…
Rex, grinning from ear to ear: I will! -runs off happily to go tell his batchers-
Cody, watching his little brother go: …
Cody, looking back at Fox once Rex is gone: You motherfucker...
Fox, cackling: I wasn't lying. He's got the makings of a great leader…
Fox: It just so happens that he's also a little bitch that bites.
Cody: Start running.
#star wars#the clone wars#incorrect quotes#captain rex#commander cody#commander fox#don't get him wrong Fox loves his little brother#but Fox also has a crude sense of humor that he enjoys tormenting his batchers and adopted ct brother with#Rex very quickly realized what Fox meant by two reasons behind his name he was innocent not dumb#he thought it was kinda funny and pretended he had no idea just to watch Cody and Co squirm a little
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judge: and does the defendant have any special requests?
cody: death penalty.
obi-wan, from the gallery: cody, it’s just a parking ticket.
cody, whispering into the mic: please kill me.
#commander cody#star wars the clone wars#obi wan kenobi#codywan#obi wan x cody#incorrect quotes#codywan incorrect quotes#cody has never done anything wrong ever#he will not be starting today#concerned bf#nobody needs to know
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Ahsoka *baby padawan who is new to the 501st, holding a tooka kitten who climbed into her pack on a mission*: Well I guess you're mine now.
Fives *nods*: Looks that way Commander.
Ahsoka *tilts her head observing the tooka*: I think I'm going to name you after the bravest man I know.
Anakin *getting proud, thinking that it's him*: Why thank you-
Ahsoka *holds the tooka up in the air*: Rex
Anakin *double take*: What?!
Echo *almost topples over laughing*: Oh he's going to love this.
#rex jr is an adorable tooka#little baby#follows rex around everywhere#though rex calls him boots#because he gets under his boots#poor anakin thought it was him#hah wrong#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#captain rex#skywalker#tano#rex#fives#echo#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#tcw#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#501st#501st shenanigans
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Ahsoka, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Anakin: Ahsoka, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Obi-Wan, would you get Ahsoka some water?
Obi-Wan: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank the Force, the water’s here!”?
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#anakin#ahsoka tano#ahsoka#obi-wan kenobi#obi-wan#obi-wan what is wrong with you#O_O#disaster trio
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JediTok
Obi-Wan: *filmed walking but on 2x speed with a destination in mind and fairly quiet*
Caption: ‘I told master I was bored and he gave me some great suggestions for what I can do’
Obi-Wan: *walks past training salles with padawans working on saber forms*
Obi-Wan: *walks past a large cafeteria with doors open to show lots of different species eating together*
Obi-Wan: *walks past a room with a sign in ten different languages saying ‘aquatic rooms ahead, if you didn’t know that, you are lost, please find someone to guide you if you cannot guide yourself’*
Obi-Wan: *passes a training room with obstacle courses and rock climbing walls and mats for learning force jumps with a few kiddos tumbling and others safely learning to slow their falls with indulgent masters helping them, pauses, stays a good 15 seconds on 2x speed to watch them before leaving again*
Caption: ‘that was always the funnest training type when I was little, I remember falling on my friend and we both had bruises for a week’
Obi-Wan: *walks past what looks like the entrance to a library, noting a stern looking master flirting/arguing with a black and red Mandalorian, who keeps trying to get past her into the room*
Caption: ‘that’s master Nu, she’s very protective over her archives, and that’s her not-boyfriend that keeps trying to get in to see them even though the senate says he’s really not supposed to be in the temple’
Obi-Wan: *walks past what looks to be a temple summer garden with masters and littles all meditating and playing*
Obi-Wan: *spends a whole minute of the video walking around the room of a thousand fountains*
Caption: ‘my friends and I ‘camp’ here sometimes, and sometimes master Yoda catches frogs in here but we aren’t allowed to encourage him to eat them in front of the younglings 😂’
Obi-Wan: *walks past an amused adult at the creche entrance, waves, walks past multiple classrooms and playrooms, occasionally sidestepping a little while they giggle at him because he’s filming himself*
Obi-Wan: *eagerly bouncing on his toes as he gets further into the creche, till a laughing master lets him into a nursery*
Obi-Wan: *sets the camera down in a way that he can film himself settling back into a rocking chair, letting the master carefully hand him one of the babies swaddled up*
Caption: ‘yeah. The temple has a lot of things to do if one is bored. This one is my fave’
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#subtle Jaster mention okay they’re just playin she lets him in the library all the time#JediTok#spacetok#Obi just wants to cuddle a baby is that so wrong????#he didn’t even show you all the fun different gardens and animal rooms and initiate Grogu starting a rebellion in them#he didn’t even show you all the craft rooms!!!
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Fives: *making a cup of tea* Yeah, get into that leaf juice you sexy, sexy bee sauce
Rex: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Fives: I absolutely do fucking not
#first day on the job gone wrong#rex regrets adopting him instantly#star wars#tcw#the clone wars#star wars incorrect quotes#clone troopers#501st legion#501st shenanigans#arc trooper fives#captain rex
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“Barbie has a great day everyday.”
“Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.”
#listen i saw these quotes from the barbie movie on twitter and i thought of this#ITS SO THEM CODED#TELL ME IM WRONG#anidala#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#anakin x padme#padme and anakin#star wars#barbie movie
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Ahsoka, Anakin and the twins are playing 'Never have I ever'
Luke: Never have I ever been in a jail.
Ahsoka:So I drink?
Leia:No no, you have to drink only if you have done it.
Ahsoka drinks.
Luke: I can't believe you have been arrested aunt 'Soka!
Ahsoka:And I can't believe your dad hasn't!
Leia: Me too!
#star wars#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#luke skywalker#leia skywalker#leia organa#star wars prequels#star wars original trilogy#star wars the clone wars#the wrong jedi#Source: The Big Bang Theory#george lucas#incorrect quotes#sunrisemcash's post
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“… I am the dancing queen… young and sweet…. only sevente- KIX?!?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE”
- Fives, loaded on drugs in a medbay gurney with Echo right next to him trying to suffocate himself with a GAR issued pillow (it’s 2:04am)
#domino twins#echo and fives#kix#clone medic kix#medbay#stunts gone wrong#Rex is off babysitting duty#Star Wars#star wars the clone wars#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#my beloved#501st shenanigans#501st#Kix has a hypo in his hand#incorrect tcw quotes
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Y/N: I donated blood and now I am little cold, can someone come cuddle me?
Tup: Ofc baby <3
Hardcase: Wtf just put the blood back
Jesse: Whose blood did you donate????
Rex: ...
Rex: They donated THEIR own blood
Jesse: Well then take it back, you won't be cold
Y/N, getting hugged by Tup and Dogma (who somehow teleported next to them when he heard the words "cuddle me": I ain't even mad, I'm taking a nap
That really does sound like our chaos boys 🤣
"Whose blood did you donate"?? - Jesse killed me 🤣
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What Lucas says & what Filoni says...
... on Luke confronting Vader in Return of the Jedi:
George says:
Yoda and Ben tell Luke that he needs to confront Vader. They hope he can save him, but if it comes to it, he needs to be ready to kill him because Vader likely won't stop trying to end Luke's life.
Dave says:
Obi-Wan and Yoda tell him to destroy Vader, they don't show interest in saving him.
In Dave's defense, he admits he didn't talk to George about it (and does so again in this interview) and is only basing this off of what the Original Trilogy shows... then again, just as we're never shown Ben and Yoda tell Luke to give Vader a compassionate speech, they're also never shown telling Luke to destroy Vader, so...
... on Anakin's fall to the Dark Side:
George Lucas says:
It was entirely on Anakin. He loveth too much, too possessively. Anakin's inability to let go of his attachment for Padmé, of his greed, of his need for power are what made him go from being a good man to a bad one.
Dave says:
Anakin's inability to let go caused his downfall... but is his way of loving really that wrong or bad? Maybe the reason he fell is because the Jedi were so dispassionate that they didn't give him the support he needed.
... on the Jedi's compassion:
George Lucas says:
All Jedi are compassionate. Period. They all know the difference between loving possessively and loving selflessly, it's standard Jedi philosophy.
Also, in general, he barely ever makes a distinction between the Jedi seen in the Prequels and those in the Original Trilogy except when talking about lightsaber fights.
Dave Filoni says:
The Prequel Jedi should be compassionate but they're not because they've lost their way, except for Qui-Gon who is the only one that knows you can love someone without getting possessive.
... on the Jedi's involvement in the Clone War:
Lucas says:
By being drafted/forced/used to join the war by the Senate/Palpatine, the Jedi lose their way and become corrupted. But the thing is, it's a conundrum. Sometimes you need to stand up for what is right and fight.
Filoni says:
By joining the war, the corrupt Jedi lose their way. Their involvement in the war resulted in nothing but violence.
Worth noting that, in a couple of other quotes, Dave also acknowledges Palpatine is in the background, orchestrating a lot of this stuff and he acknowledges that the Jedi aren't particularly happy with their role in the War... but he never says that Palpatine and the Senate drafted them. Which, ultimately, shifts the blame for their involvement.
As such, the message goes from
- the Jedi being "victims who were forced to choose between letting everybody die or compromising on their morals" to
- them being "arrogant morons who joined the war thinking they'd win and brought about their own destruction".
... on the state of the Republic, in the Prequels:
George says:
During the Prequels, the Republic is dying and Palpatine is killing it by orchestrating a war and taking over the Senate. People like Padmé and the Jedi have faith it can be saved, if they can just get everyone to stop fighting and listen. When Palpatine becomes Emperor, that's when it dies: with thunderous applause.
Dave says:
Once again, doesn't disagree with the facts... but says the Republic is pretty much already dead, it has already fallen and the Jedi and Padmé just don't see it because Sidious is deceiving them.
Dooku and Maul have the right idea, apparently:
Just a few differences here and there I think we all noticed, y'know?
Like, overall, I feel like Filoni gets the plot. Hell, something I didn't post here (because there's just so many examples it'd double the length of this post) is how similar his commentary on how the Force works is to George's.
So he gets the story and the themes and the lore, he acknowledges the intent... but then has an altered takeaway, one that doesn't hold the Jedi in the Prequels in very high regard.
It feels like he doesn't miss an opportunity to take a stab at 'em in favor of Qui-Gon or Ahsoka.
My guess is that there's gotta be some bias against the Prequel Jedi, who, for many, come across as "holier than thou" and unlikeable.
And if that's the case, Filoni would not be the only one who has this bias. It's a very popular read of the Prequels, just take a look at comment threads on Twitter, YouTube or Instagram.
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For years after the OT, the Jedi were thought to be these wandering Knights of the Round Table who go on swashbuckling adventures like Luke, and were instead revealed to be diplomat space monks who sit in a circle.
Those who didn't like it could either add this to the list of reasons to hate the Prequels or try to see the Prequels through a prism that justified it the audience's new dislike for the Jedi and the midi-chlorians etc.
“[Jedi "measuring the Force" with midi-chlorians] is meant to be a plot point. The Jedi have their temple in a major metropolis, and care more about the inner political machinations than their own spiritual growth—they’re measuring things on science, and kidnapping children at the age of two to be Jedi—this dogmatic approach to spirituality is something Lucas wanted to highlight, because he’s saying the Jedi are flawed.
This isn’t Good Guys versus Bad Guys—again, this is meant to be Vietnam in space, and we’re seeing the seeds of that highlighted here, to be explored later.”
- Peter Holmstrom, cohost, The Rebel & the Rogue podcast
But the fact is, if you read everything George Lucas was saying... it's clear the Jedi weren't meant to be criticized by the Prequel's narrative. They - and Padmé and Bail and the concept of midi-chlorians - embody the themes George was trying to get across and Anakin and the Separatists embody the anti-theme.
Every principle that George believes in (being selfless, helping others, loving without getting attached, living on compassion, fighting for what is right, living in symbiosis with other living beings) is personified by the Jedi. If they were intentionally written as flawed and corrupt, it wouldn't make sense.
#note how I'm not saying Filoni's read is wrong so much as showing differences between what he says and what Lucas says...#a lot of people conflate Filoni and Lucas's interpretations of the Jedi and the Prequels as one and the same#and like... that's not necessarily accurate#Dave's one is much more popular for instance#and it makes sense to a larger audience than George's original message does#collection of quotes#George Lucas#Dave Filoni#Star Wars#Jedi Order#long post#Youtube
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Phee: I love you
Tech: I know
phee:..........
Tech: I may process thoughts and feelings differently then most, but I can still grasp the concept of love and feel it.
Phee: I love you
Tech: I know
Phee esperated sigh and eye roll: your supposed to say it back brown eyes
#tbb season two#tech bad batch#tbb tech#the bad batch#star wars#wrong quotes#the bad batch tech#clone trooper tech#phee genoa#tbb phee#the bad batch phee#tech x phee#incorrect quotes#incorrect bad batch quotes
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Wake me up
Obi-Wan: When September ends~
Anakin: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
#star wars#sw#obi wan and anakin#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes#disaster lineage#prove me wrong
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Tech *cleaning his goggles*: I only wear these because the Force decided I would be too powerful with 20/20 vision.
Hunter *blinks* Alright then Tech.
Crosshair *scoffs*: Or it's just because you're blind.
#the force thought that I would be too powerful#i mean#is he wrong?#goggleless tech?#I'm dead#gods I need to catch up on tbb#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb crosshair#tech#hunter#crosshair#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#the bad batch#tbb#star wars tbb#incorrect tbb quotes
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Anakin at the briefing sitting on a bench with Ahsoka:
Anakin whispering: So then once the siege has depleted their resources, we’ll-
[Dogma enters the room]
Dogma: Sir we-
Anakin: SHHhHHHhhHHhhhhhHh!
Dogma: ???
Anakin whispering: She’s sleeping. [Gestures to Ahsoka passed out on his shoulder]
Dogma: Sir. We’re about to depart, is this really-
Everyone in the room but Ahsoka and Dogma: SHhhHHhhH!
Anakin whispering: She’s purring. And she rarely gets enough sleep. You will not ruin this.
Dogma: . . .
Dogma: Yes sir.. [Exists room questioning his life’s existence]
#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#clone trooper dogma#anakin and ahsoka#clone wars#anakin is a father to ahsoka and the 501st#anakin is such a dad#ahsoka has anxiety and doesn’t get the sleep she needs#i can hardly imagine sleep is fun whilst being a CHILD SOILDER#don’t get me wrong I love that she’s traumatized#but like I love her but I love her traumatized parts too#it’s what gives her a good sense of humor#the clone wars incorrect quotes#clone wars fluff#star wars the clone wars
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