That Jeff Goldblum one...how do we think Lucha would react to Nick's thirsting?
1) Watching Jurassic Park and discussing Jeff Goldblum and that specific shirt he wears (we all know the one)
(you are THE WORST for this one HOW DID IT COME TO THIS IT WAS A JOKE)
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In His DNA - also on AO3
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Luchasaurus, it turns out, is a little jealous of the way Nick is lusting after Jeff Goldblum in That Shirt as they watch Jurassic Park.
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You know the funny thing is I technically did this to myself by creating this prompt for Sarah.
Disclaimer: I don't know what Luchasaurus wrote his undergraduate thesis on, and I doubt it was on monastic same-sex intimacy, but mine was on gender presentation and the methods by which gender roles and expectations were subverted both in action and in the literature of the time, so we're pretending he did the same thing for the sake of authenticity.
Tittle from DNA by Little Mix.
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It happens first when Jeff Goldblum shows up on the screen in the helicopter, Nick thinks. He shifts in his seat.
"Not into the movie?" Lucha asks, throwing his arm around Nick's shoulders again.
"I am," Nick says, almost too quickly. "Gonna see some of your relatives?"
Lucha laughs, almost darkly, and pulls Nick practically in his lap. Nick expects nudity within seconds, but Lucha turns his face back to the screen, focused. "Not quite," he says with a sigh. He moves Nick around on his lap like he weighs nothing, something that sends an interesting spark down into Nick's dick, but still, Lucha does nothing. Doesn't even try to cop a feel.
So Nick turns back to the screen. Lucha lets out a wistful sigh as the first dinosaur appears. Nick thinks, maybe, he understands it. He felt a similar way the first time he watched The Wrestler.
He squirms again when Jeff Goldblum starts saying, “Life, uh. Finds a way.”
“Jesus,” Lucha growls.
“Are you mad that I find Dr. Malcolm hot?!” Nick asks, incredulous. “Everyone thinks he’s hot!”
“He’s arrogant and his shirt is ridiculous.”
“He’s smart, not arrogant,” Nick says, settling back against Lucha’s chest. “And he looks good. With a chest like that, who wouldn’t show it off.”
“I like your chest,” Lucha says, nuzzling into Nick’s neck. Nick finds himself pulled down against Lucha, nothing but two tee shirts between skin, and he wants to grind down into Lucha’s lap, just a little, just to remind himself of what he might get later, if he’s nice. “And he’s nothing special, my little bird.”
“Oh, come on,” Nick says, because he will not stand for this Dr. Malcolm slander. “He’s the only one standing up to this rich guy! All of his arguments are right.”
"What, you think that's interesting?" Lucha asks. He grabs Nick's thigh and spins him so Nick has his back to the TV, thighs splayed across Luchasaurus' lap. "You like a man with his priorities in order and the guts to say what he means?”
"He's smart and hot," Nick says, trailing a fingertip down Lucha's face, down the mask. "What can I say, I have a type." He's sure to lick his lips, nice and slowly. "Intelligence turns me on."
"Want me to turn you on by talking about the imagery of Ganymede in 16th century monasteries as a representation of male-male intimacy?" Luchasaurus asks. "Or would you rather me talk about the archaeological progress made in the discoveries of dinosaur mating habits." He leans in, bites at Nick's neck.
"I think I know a whole lot about dinosaur mating habits," Nick manages, gasps caught in his throat as Lucha’s hand slides up his neck, circling him like a necklace. “Mm, like – like how some dinosaurs like to fuck their boyfriends over side of the couch.”
Lucha stills. “Boyfriends, huh?”
Nick processes what he’d just said. “Oh. Um.”
“Sure,” Lucha says. “I’ll be your boyfriend,” he laughs a little. “Long as you’ll still call me ‘Daddy’.”
“Yes, Daddy,” Nick says automatically. “Of course.”
Lucha hauls Nick up and throws him on his back onto the couch. “This was your plan all along, wasn’t it, little bird,” he growls.
“No, I really do like Jeff -”
Lucha dives down and kisses Nick so hard his brain spins, tongue in his mouth with single-minded determination. Nick keeps his legs hooked around Lucha’s waist, a thrill up his spine as he can feel Lucha’s hard cock rub up against his thigh. “You’re fucking insufferable.”
Nick barely gets a chance to blink before Lucha pulls his shirt off over his head then wraps a hand around Nick’s. He looks up to meet Nick’s eyes.
“Yeah,” Nick says, breathless, “yeah, I hate this shirt.”
Luchasaurus rips the shirt down the middle, and the rush of cold air on Nick’s bare skin is immediately quelled by the raging heat as Luchasaurus presses the two of them together. Nick’s hands fly to his Lucha’s belt and he pulls it out of the loops, pressing the heel of his palm to Luchasaurus’ erection.
Nick grins at the animal sound from Lucha’s lips.
“You be careful, or you’re gonna get more than you’re hoping for,” he says, leaning down and sucking a devastating bruise into Nick’s neck. He arches into it, desperate to connect their bodies in more places.
“Not possible, Daddy,” Nick says with a wink.
Lucha pulls away. Nick’s miserable for a second, then elated as Lucha grabs him by the hips and yanks him off the couch, turning him so he’s half draped over the arm.
“Gonna fuck that attitude right out of you,” Lucha growls. He yanks Nick’s pants down without a warning. “Wait right there. Don’t move.”
“I – what?”
Nick turns his head to see Luchasaurus staring him down. “I said don’t move.”
“S-sorry, Daddy,” Nick stammers, but he does everything he can not to grin. “I’ll be good.”
“I doubt that.”
Nick watches as Luchasaurus leaves the room, and he waits. And waits. It feels like hours, though, logically, he knows it’s no more than a few minutes. He feels vulnerable, jeans down by his ankles, as the anticipation builds. All he wants to do is call out, check in with Luchasaurus.
But Nick was told to be good. And, even if he can’t do it, he’ll try.
Finally, Luchasaurus walks back in the room, looking like a Greek god as he stands, naked, in the doorway. Nick’s mouth begins to water as he gets an eyeful of Lucha’s cock.
“Look at you, little bird,” Lucha says, walking to him slowly. Nick almost feels hunted, like the characters on the screen. “You did as you were told.” He reaches out and slides his hand into Nick’s hair, pulling it back, just a little. “Good boy.”
Nick lets out a wanton moan at that, unable to keep up the act anymore. He wants Lucha and he wants him now, and anything but that might tear him to pieces.
“So pretty,” Lucha says, and Nick feels Lucha’s cock slap against his ass. He wiggles back against it. “Oh, no, that’s not what I want to see right now.” He palms Nick’s ass. “Don’t rush, baby, wait.”
“Please?” Nick whimpers. “I don’t wanna wait.”
Luchasaurus laughs, directly in Nick’s ear. “You don’t want to,” he says, “but you will.”
Nick whimpers again, but he says nothing more, knowing he’ll get what he wants if he just waits. It feels impossible.
There’s a wet, slippery sound, then Nick feels thick, blunt fingers slide between his cheeks, and something damned near relief washes over him as he realizes what’s happening.
“Can I, little bird?” Lucha asks in Nick’s ear. “You don’t know how badly I want to be inside you right now.”
“Yes,” Nick hisses, pressing back against the fingers. “Please, yes. Fuck.”
“Oh,” Lucha says, amused. “You do swear.”
He slides his fingertip along the rim of Nick’s hole, then slowly works Nick open with slow pumps of his hand, adding another finger, then another, all while Nick wails in desperation.
“Please,” Nick gasps. “God, please, fuck me, Lucha, I need it.”
“Who do you want to fuck you?” Luchasaurus asks.
“Daddy, please,” Nick practically sobs.
“Okay,” Lucha murmurs, “because you asked so nicely.”
Nick falls against the couch as Lucha ever so gently pushes his way in, as he finds himself filled in the way he’s been aching for ever since he get to Lucha’s house. “Thank you,” he hears himself saying. He doesn’t mean to, but, then again, he never meant to fuck AEW’s resident dinosaur, but here he is.
“You’re so welcome, baby,” Luchasaurus says.
His thrusts are slow and deliberate, and pick up once Nick gets some of his bearings back, like Lucha knows when Nick needs to be taken apart.
Nick forgets how words work for a while, wanting to speak but not sure how, and sinks into the feeling, into the mind numbing bliss of getting railed into oblivion by – by his boyfriend.
He turns his head to see Jeff Goldblum, sweaty and shirt open, and laughs.
“What’s so funny?”
“Just,” Nick gasps, “Dr. Malcolm looks hot in this scene, you know?”
Lucha gets rougher, harder, slides a hand into Nick’s hair and pulls him back, just enough to get that kind of ache in Nick’s spine. “Yeah? You want him? You wish he was fucking you?”
“No,” Nick says, eyes fluttering shut. “Only – only you, Daddy, only want you.”
“Yeah,” Lucha mutters, gently lowering Nick back down so he can lean on his arms. “Only me.”
Nick’s close already, but the way Luchasaurus gently runs his hand down the middle of his back, a touch so tender it feels like a promise, gets him seconds away so fast it’s dizzying.
“Can – can I, Daddy?” Nick begs. “I need to.”
Luchasaurus pulls Nick’s hips back, pulls Nick so Lucha’s cock sinks so much deeper into him, then wraps a hand around Nick’s cock. Two strokes, that’s all it takes for Nick to come all over the couch with a cry so loud he’d be embarrassed if he wasn’t in heaven.
“Mine,” Luchasaurus growls, and he pulls Nick onto his cock and comes, deep inside Nick. He can feel it filling him up, and he twitches, overstimulated.
“Yours,” Nick promises.
Lucha’s always so gentle as he pulls out, as he scoops Nick up and settles him on the couch. “Hey, little bird,” Lucha says, caressing Nick’s face. “How are you?”
“Great,” Nick says, a little laugh following his words. “So great. I – yeah.” He beams at Luchasaurus. “You’re kinda hot when you’re jealous, you know that?”
“Jesus, you don’t learn, do you.” He leans in and kisses Nick forehead, though, so Nick thinks he’s probably not in trouble.
“Look, Dr. Malcolm is lounging all slutty,” Nick says with a grin.
“You’re insufferable.”
Nick shrugs. “Yeah, you said that already. Do you want to tell me more about that monastery thing?”
Luchasaurus pauses from where he was about to walk into the kitchen, probably to grab Nick a warm towel like always. “You – are you serious?”
Nick nods. “Yeah, that sounds kind of interesting, you know?”
Luchasaurus lights up. “Yeah!” he says. “I wrote my undergraduate these on the same-sex desire present in the architecture and literature around monasteries.”
Thus begins the weirdest pillow talk Nick’s ever experienced. Lucha takes Nick’s hand and walks him to the shower, and washes Nick’s hair with surprising zeal as he says words like Ganymede and Hellenistic and oblation. Nick shuts his eyes, letting it wash over him, and makes affirming noises whenever Luchasaurus pauses.
“I love the enthusiasm,” he mumbles as he starts to feel the exhaustion wash over him, “but I want to remind you I was homeschooled and wrestled instead of college.”
“That’s okay,” Luchasaurus says, pressing a kiss to the top of Nick’s wet and clean head, “thanks for listening.”
“I always like listening to you,” Nick says, and he leans back against Lucha with a giant yawn. “Maybe you can tell it like a bedtime story.”
“Yeah, little bird,” Lucha says, turning him. He leans down and kisses Nick so gently Nick nearly swoons. “I’ll tell it to you like a bedtime story.”
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Mini Playlist
DNA - Little Mix
Animal - The Cab
Inside of You - Hoobastank
...and the Jurassic Park Main Title - John Williams
Working titles:
Jurassic Pork
Life, Uh, Finds a Way
Hold Onto (Nick's) Butt!
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20 Questions for Fic Writers
Tagged by @aidaronan <3 <3 thanks deary!
Putting this monster under a cut
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
As of this very second, 298. Which is absurd.
2. What’s your total AO3 word count?
1,342,926 (I'm well over a million words even taking out my Quintis baby fic holy applesauce)
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Wrestlefic, mostly AEW. But I will always have a soft spot for Quintis, Pipeyna, Stucky, and my everlove Percabeth.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Oh this is gonna be weird for reasons you'll see: Plus One [Criminal Minds], Back to the Future [PJO/Marvel], The Pros and Cons of Avengers Tower (It's Mostly Cons) [Marvel], Forever After You Will Be My Home [CBS Scorpion], The Rumor of Us [Heroes of Olympus]. Wrestlefandom is just so flippin tiny not a single fic made it in here kudos wise or even came close. It will always baffle me that my highest kudos'd fic is a Criminal Minds story.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I try to! I make it a point to try and make sure most if not all comments are responded to, but I think that's a compulsive thing on my end.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Ooh. Good question. I have a fair bit of angst, but the only one I can think of with a truly hopeless and angsty ending is Aftermath of the End, which is a concept of what would happen if Percy had died in Blood of Olympus and Annabeth went mad with grief. It is...very dark, very angsty, and very different from most things I've written.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
You ask the fluff monster what is the happiest ending? This is a hard question. I think Set the World Alight is the overall happiest ending, since everyone gets their best possible outcome, especially after all the tough stuff they worked through in the rest of the fic.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
I have, but it's usually built from a misunderstanding, I'd like to think.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
*gestures to the 95 explicit and 58 mature rated fics on my AO3 account* I mean. Very much yes. And what kind? All kinds, at this point. Too many kinds, truly. See the most recent thing I posted. Yoinks.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
I have! Craziest one is the one I'm making for my 300th AO3 posting which is AEW based but brings in two of my other college AUs from completely different fandoms. It's pure self indulgent shenanigans.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Oh yes. Multiple people have specifically stolen The Rumor of Us which like. Why???
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes a handful.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I don't think so.
14. What’s your all time favorite ship?
Oh I hate this. I think all time is Percabeth, because come the fuck on, but Quintis, HangMatt, HangMox, Pipeyna, and Stucky challenge constantly for the title.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
I would love to finish that massive undertaking of writing Heroes of Olympus where Reyna and Annabeth were switched instead of Percy and Jason, but it'll never happen.
16. What are your writing strengths?
Dialogue, fluff, and porn with feelings.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Angst. Writing without stupid puns. Keeping things serious. Editing to make sure I didn't make the same joke/use the same word/repeat phrasing across a fic or all my writing.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
I think the only languages I'd be comfortable even attempting are French and Spanish since I'm relatively conversational in Spanish and I took 9 years of French, but I would be very hesitant and would consult a native speaker to help me.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
...when I was 6 I wrote a self-insert based on Berenstain Bears and when I was around 10 or 11 I wrote a self-insert where a girl named Mallory met Puddleglum's brother whose name escapes me (because I made it up in 2002) and they had to save Narnia together.
20. Favorite fic you’ve written?
Oh goodness. I think my novel-length ones are my favorites. Set the World Alight, The Rumor of Us, and Forever After You Will Be My Home were labors of love and dedication that proved to me I can write a single story narrative. I also accidentally imprinted on all of those character designs for these fics, so they are intrinsically related to my interpretation of characters when I'm initially playing around with ideas. Forever After specifically I worked my ass off on with 15 or so hours of research on pregnancy, early childhood, and giving birth which I think shows in the detail.
Should they like to do so, I tag @perseannabeth, @sarahcakes613, @booboo-eyedbambi, and @scissormedaddyass! No pressure though <3
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