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#would have been funnier
steph-speaks · 1 year
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oH lOok aT mE i hAvE tO pOst pIcs oF MySeLf tO gEt AtTeNtIoN
This is me rn:
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And this is you:
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nobledragonflying · 1 month
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it's the final video of the current hermitcraft season, you open it to find grian doing a final tour of the server, of all the builds and funny stories that had happened
then he goes to the place that started it all, the fishing dock. he never did get that mending book after all
imagine him fishing for one last time for old times sake, the string bobs and he reels in a book
he laughs figuring it’s a sharpness or bane of arthropods, or something just as useless to him. still he goes and opens his inventory. his cursor hovers over the book and right there it says-
mending
in glowing shimmering purple. there is a silence so deafening that you think that someone was murdered
you can physically see his soul leave his body before the most ear piercing scream-
the video cuts to black
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lunalivvy · 10 months
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miles saying ass, gwen saying hell, miguel saying fuck in spanish… LET THEM SWEAR
LET MILES MORALES SAY FUCK
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jarvesque · 9 months
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She's an ally guys
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codgod-moved · 10 months
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sqiblings
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id-be-home-with-you · 2 years
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Reggie: This is the sparrow academy-
Sparrows:
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ria-starstruck · 9 months
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actually, this is why the vessels don't have mouths
from this:
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letsdontdie · 4 months
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His ass is not listening
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llycaons · 2 years
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THIS is the 'you are not capable of being the guy' monologue? I thought it was directed at ww
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cipher-fresh · 4 months
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Guy who has only watched Good Omens and Doctor Who, watching a third thing in David Tennant’s filmography: When does David Tennant say he’s non-binary
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twiddlebug · 1 year
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You drew brba ratatouille, right? Or am I wrong? I can't for the life of me find the post. I miss it. It's been on my brain nonstop.
You like my product
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inkskinned · 11 months
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being single in your late 20s & 30s is so fucking wild bc on one hand it's fun and flirty and you skip a lot of the bullshit because you know what you're looking for and you know how to spot a red flag from a mile away and you've learned to set boundaries and communicate your own and be upfront about your needs and most of the time they've learned it too - and if they haven't, you can tell after the second date that they haven't been to therapy
and every time you feel lonely and dried up and an ugly husk there's a whole community of other single people out there who are just as unhinged and want to hang out with you because they just need a plus-one like you do and you get introduced to like. people in their 60's and 70's and 80's who are all like - nope, single life is my choice and i love it and you feel warm and seen and like okay, it's not the end of the world if i'm not seeing anybody. and yeah it's hard and sometimes exhausting but part of getting better is that you do make like so many friends and do so much wild shit because you made a promise to yourself that you'll actually get out there and try shit and actually work on your hobbies and skills and friendships because to be honest in relationships you wouldn't push yourself this hard and it's actually been super rewarding because it came from you and from what you wanted
and yes of course the apps such and dating in general can suck but after one of the bad dates you go back to your apartment and call up those friends you made and make jokes about what the other person said and it rolls right off your back and you have plans for self-care in the morning. you prioritize yourself and your happiness and you really actually don't mind it, a lot of the time, unless it's like at a wedding and they're doing one of those couples-related things. most of the time it's not even a problem except when you can tell people pity you for it and you're like - i'm actually fine, babe, even without a partner i am still, like a person and yes of course it would be nice to have a partner but you have established yourself as a person and as an adult in a way that feels really hard-won and well-earned and you're protective of that and of the life you're living and honestly you're pretty happy, all things considered
and at the same time you do have to tell your father that you are single on purpose right now and that, yes, believe it or not, they're letting women be single past the age of 30 these days without burning us at the stake (can you imagine!) and you have to kind of sit pretty while people make jokes about how you're losing your marriageability and you're like, a little too old for the bars and the clubs and whatever but you do still want to go out dancing and it's like. the other day you went to a board game party and had the time of your life and then your mom calls you and says she's worried because what if you never find the one, shouldn't you be spending more time looking? and you're like - trying to balance this place where you're actually, like, perfectly okay? except you hear this thing over and over and over - oh no. that's so sad. i hope you find your lover. and you weren't really upset about it until someone suggested that you're running out of time and until someone said that it's so miserable that you live without someone to kiss and you're like why can't anyone believe that i'm genuinely happy. like. joy. like. bliss.
and then they look at you and they look at their partner and the look passes between them that says - poor thing. you're just lying to yourself about this.
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mlpoutofcontext · 7 months
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javelinbk · 1 month
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The Beatles performing on The Ed Sullivan Show in Miami, 16th February 1964
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hychlorions · 4 months
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they match :')
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rhyming-fellowship · 1 year
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obviously the fact that pib is a trickster spirit is great and i loved his whole coming back from the dead thing but it would have been hilarious if brennan had gone through everyone with their long explanations for how they came back and then when zac sat down he just went
"You have Eight Lives Left. Could you please call everyone back? :)"
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