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straightupsickfics · 5 months
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Have you seen him? Now you have 💜
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chako-chip · 2 years
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paired set! do! not! seperate!
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i dunno why but every time i read one of these comics i read cocksley in soos’s (gravity falls) voice, idk where it even came from thats just what my brain said is his voice now i guess /shrug
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vixiesticks · 9 months
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Ramble about my boyfriend ig Idk
OK. So the reason works/requests have been kind of… slow recently. Is because I’ve been spending a lot of time with my new (?) boyfriend!! I’m so sorry about the delays I’m just a clingy little shit 🥲 anyways
My friends are tired of hearing this shit so I’m dragging it here..
y’all. Ain’t no way I bagged this man. He’s 6’1, hella soft tan skin, dark brown hair that’s in a fluffed wolf cut style and has a white streak running through it, those hot ass circle rim glasses, muscular but in like a douma way not in a gross sweaty way, and a grunge fashion taste. He literally takes care of special needs children and is getting an education degree, HE FOSTERS PUPPIES?!?! he literally will do whatever whenever for me despite his busy schedule. We’ve only been together for 2 months but omg I would give him my left leg he’s Tanjiro level wonderful. AND HES A BAKER. HE MADE ME MACAROONS. HE CREATED A MACAROON FLAVOR AND NAMED IT AFTER ME. AND HE WATCHED ALL MY FAVORITE SHOWS SO WE COULD TALK ABOUT THEM TOGETHER??? HE IS TOO MUCH. I LITERALLY ADORE HIM. he’s so good to my friends too and his younger sisters are so sweet :((( he’s such a hard worker and so patient and polite, he won’t even hurt bugs like. He’s precious, he is bb, he goes out of his way to make me happy and after my last relationship which was.. not great, he is so understanding and gentle and I just hdbndndbndnddn I’m sorry guys I just 😭😭😭😭 I’m literally glued to this man’s side like a little puppy dog
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brawcolie · 1 year
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Puss’ flashbacks of Kitty…thanks
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goddidntdothis · 4 months
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IS THIS YOUR FACE
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The look of awe bordering on disbelief that we can see on Lestat's face in this moment! He had asked Louis to 'nod his beautiful head' and say yes, but despite the confident, clearly rehearsed energy of his proposal, I think Lestat had an enormous amount of doubt and insecurity about whether or not Louis would actually accept it, and may have actually been anticipating a rejection.
Not only is Louis consenting to this, he is pulling Lestat in unprompted for a seal of physical affection that tells Lestat his intense feelings of love and devotion are reciprocated. From Lestat's face I very much get the feeling of, 'You're choosing me? You're choosing me? You really want me?'
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sciderman · 3 months
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Demanding more lisp
posts in which it is imperative that wade be read with a fruity obnoxious little gay lisp:
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penandinkprincess · 2 years
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okay but 
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geralt getting all the way on his way to kaer morhen before regretting what he’s done and making his way to oxenfurt because if he gets there first, he can figure out how to apologize and hopefully ask jaskier to forgive him. 
however
jaskier just goes straight to kaer morhen beCAUSE FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE, HE WASN’T DONE FIGHTING. HE HAD TIME TO GATHER HIS THOUGHTS AND MAKE YE OLDE POWERPOINT ROAST.
meanwhile geralt is just fucking. tapping his toes in oxenfurt, waiting, getting more and more guilty the more friendly greetings he gets bc jaskier has spoken about him so lovingly throughout the years. and he realizes exactly how jaskier feels about him and how much he threw away on the mountain. 
finally, he just has to come to terms with the fact that jaskier isn’t coming to oxenfurt, and he has to head to kaer morhen for the winter. he knows jaskier. the bard must have gone somewhere private to lick his wounds, and geralt hates to leave him along for so long, but he can’t just not go back bc then his brothers will assume he’s dead. 
and then he actually starts heading back to kaer morhen. 
and suddenly the receptions are a lot less friendly than he got used to in his weeks at oxenfurt. 
and now he’s been called a fucking?? homewrecker?? he’s been called a lot of things but what fucking home has he wrecked??
and then he realizes
he’s following in jaskier’s path 
and the jaskier who came before him this time is not the jaskier of oxenfurt who loved him 
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solarsaurus-rex · 20 days
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ran being blind as shit is so fucking funny. gets uncomfortably close to people when he first meets them because he cant see so they all think hes either flirting or intimidating. fights with a long-rage weapon because he's too short-sighted to safely win any close-range combat. holy fuck just wear glasses. he probably doesnt because he's scared he'll look like rin
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andavs · 2 years
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bawltongue · 9 months
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more tummy appreciation
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imafraidoftomorrow · 3 months
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I don't care what anyone says, it's canon that Gale is my husband.
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nik-the-bik · 4 months
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RL Stevenson: Hello I am going to spend the first two paragraphs of my story describing a very dreary lawyer
Me with every new word about Utterson:
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yuuji manages to find the guts to hold megumi’s hand once and not more than 5 seconds later he gets the shovel talk from 90% of the people in megumi’s life. they truly mean their words that if yuuji ever makes megumi feel bad even by mistake, the higher ups r going to be the least of his problems. the same goes for sukuna.
the other 10% of people r frantically trying to book an immediate flight back to japan after his toes started tingling that something was up with His Boy.
just as yuuji thinks he managed the worst, he feels the hair on the back of his neck stand up and narrowly dodges assassination attempt courtesy of the zenin
The thing is that Megumi is actually such a low maintenance, chill boyfriend. Best boyfriend ever. He always replies to texts quickly. He’s on time to dates. He’s never jealous. They rarely fight, and when they do, it’s always because it’s legitimately important, and they always end up working it out. He lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!). The tips of his ears turn fire engine red whenever Yuuji does anything that shows off how Strong and Fast he is, which can be fun for Yuuji. It’s not a competition but also yes it is and Yuuji won it. He locked down The Best Boyfriend Ever. And it only took him 83 days of hardcore crushing, a 27 step plan, and nearly throwing himself off a cliff because he said “hooray” when Megumi told Yuuji he liked him.
He’s Done It. He Secured The Bag. Megumi Is His Boyfriend And The World Is A Perfect Place.
But everyone else seems to have some very strong opinions about that fact. Much stronger opinions than Megumi himself, who lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!).
There's a very confusing conversation with Inumaki and Panda about his intentions. Yuuji, very honestly, said that he didn't think he'd get far enough to have any real intentions past what he's already managed, which did not help. Maki had a similar conversation but it involved a sword. God's Perfect Man Who Already Gets Everything He Wants In Life And Certainly Doesn't Need to Butt Into This Too may be returning early from Africa. Yuuji would much rather that Africa keep him, please and thank you. There's a sniper that has him in his sights.
It's worth it.
#sea glass gardens#sort of#the continuing adventures of itadori yuuji being tormented by God's Perfect Man Okkotsu Yuuta#and trying to make Megumi His Boy instead of Yuutas#in all seriousness yuuta would be delighted if megumi got a boyfriend#and he would only LIGHTLY threaten him with a sword#jk#the itafushi that lives in my head is a sickeningly sweet cutesy first relationship#like they both just really are having that First Ever Boyfriend experience#they're both ridiculously into the other#megumi sees Yuuji do something stupidly athletic and is flustered for the rest of the afternoon#yuuji thinks megumi is the prettiest person he's ever met especially when he smiles and will do anything to get one out of him#nobara thinks they both should be taken out back and shot for making her watch this shit#kugisaki nobara world's most homophobic lesbian#lgbtq things are happening to people who do NOT deserve it#gay people are fine these specific gay people disgust her. god they're both useless like this#megumi: you're just jealous i got a boyfriend who could pick me up before you got a girlfriend you could pick you up#nobara pulling out her hammer: i'll kill you here and now#megumi: cry about it#nobara and megumi have this horrible recognition of self through the other because megumi's secretly ridiculously flustered by how Strong#and Fast Yuuji is and nobara is less secretly more openly finding maki insanely hot for how Strong and Fast she is#The Attracted to Pretty Person So Strong So Fast Alliance is facing unprecedented division when megumi starts dating yuuji first#meanwhile in the background everything is on fire and there's an assassin in the distance
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oranjeleeuw · 7 months
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Enchanted is so Toro Rosso Versainz coded
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