We all agree that this would be Rhyme and Reason's Halloween costumes, right?
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Some super old shitpost I made back in 2019 just never posted here lol
Edited done by me
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me: I'd like to browse this lesbian only subreddit, please :)
Reddit: girlcock tonite 👀? may i interest you in some girldick tonight, queen?? ladyboner tonight, perhaps 👀 👀?
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brunette intellectual with a fondness for fact and science gets a little too carried away with his curiosity and need to know more and the results lead to white haired madness that on occasion breaks to reveal he is saddened by what has happened to him and you get to see the man he once was
who is also looked up to as a role model by a young girl who still views him as the man he once was and just wants to help him
voiced by tom kenny
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I can't think of a caption for this one
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I had this word girl book and getting it was best decision of my life 
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this adorable little girl in my society who basically thinks im the only valid person in the world saw me say 'bhak bahinchod' to my bsf and she just stared at me. for ten seconds.
and i was frantically like, 'okay beta dont ever say that infront of your parents, its ok if you say it to a stranger, but never infront of your parents."
'is it a bad word?'
"yes. its a very bad word."
"so i can say it to a stranger who is being annoying?'
"um. yeah sure why not."
"but mummy will scold me if i say it infront of her?"
"yes, and papa will too."
"ok. was jai bhaiya irritating you? is that why you told him that?'
'yeah, hes very annoying, i say this to him a lot."
"bhaiya you dont get offended?'
"no, because she's a bhaichod'
FUCK YOU JAI. FUCK YOU. YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DAMAGE CONTROL I HAD TO DO.
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This is to all my people who hide their emotions behind sarcasm and humor , to the ones who explain their problems and rants with a pun at the end of every sentence, to those who love to be humorous and funny in every situation and refrain themselves from talking about their actual emotions, who distance themselves from people when they feel their emotions, its alright to have bad days, the people who find you funny or humorous also find you kind its alright to express yourself sometimes, you don't always have to hide your emotions behind the wall of jokes, sarcasm or puns. Its okay to feel your emotions and talk about them or express them or have your time and be sad, its not you losing your energy or spark , you'll gain your spark back as soon as you regain your energy and heal.
You are funny indeed but you are also loved and cared for.
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