WONHO - CRAZY

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*appears through your window* hi, so abt monsta x, you should listen to love killa, their best fucking title track. sadly, it was released when wonho was no longer around, so you can also listen to dramarama which was released when he was still around. speaking of wonho, you should check out open mind!! look at the mvs for all of these btw they fuck.

sigh. so i guess i really am going to become a kpoppie arent i.

cracks knuckles the monsta x agenda is truly taking over. im giving u my rating for these u have no choice

love killa - how can i respectfully say these men and the mv makes me feel super gay for them? bc it does BUT OHHH THE SONG IS SUCH A BOP AS WELL? the mv is so fuckin dramatic HBWHBDWHDBW but i think this is the trend w them, i can only assume. 9/10 only bc of the line "i want you eat me like a main dish" and that is me being an asshole on the grammar HBWHWBHBW but i do love their vocals.

had to give it a relisten though, and i deff enjoy it more after it now. ive actually fallen in love with the video and song the second time around so im giving it a 9.8/10. and also:

in love with this motherfucker btw, the style in this vid is spectacular. effervescent. that opening scene did it for me

IS THIS PRETTY BOY BTW? bc oh man. oh boy. this outfit... this hairstyle... i both envy him and want him

dramarama - im in love with the song but GOD why do i find the mv hilarious. i think its the three funky agents that keep going after them or the low key homoerotic tension this video gives me. 9/10 for the childhood friends to lovers plotline and whatever the fuck that guy in the rain has going on. im not saying anything further bc while i do love the song, love wonho as well in it, its like. confusing a bit HAHA. will give it a relisten and rewatch later though, to soak it in

open mind - HELLO??? THIS IS THE SAME WONHO FROM THE MONSTA X VIDEOS? THIS MOTHERFUCKER LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SCULPTED IN MARBLE AND TURNED ALIVE? HELLO??????? 11/10 for the funky vibes of the song bc WOW its groovy, i love it, and also. hes so fucking hot hello????? he looks so good in a white suit i cant believe this.

also this fucking outfit is so h*rny, but to be fair that entire mv was just horny.

Him: *those photos in the phone just chillin and relaxin up to no good*.

Me: Release the camera roll u coward.

UHHHHHHH MY FACE WENT BRIGHT RED AT THE ALBUM PREVIEW WITH DEVIL LIKE WONHO, KING, PLS

I want wonho to bench press me

Omg omg have you seen wonhos Halloween outfit 💦💦 god I just wanna grab him by the throat and slap him around

yes, yes I have and I am SIMPING HARD!

I mean the shorts? the thigh highs? the shirt that says "Daddy's Lil Monster"??? ya'll can say it's just a costume but I am convinced he did that on purpose just to make us go nuts! he's so obviously pan sand subby it hurts 😭 like pls sir, let me hit

who's this wonho??? don't be shy pls drop the full name

i wish to be corrupted by the site of men's tiddies

So, look, even if you're not a rabid whore for hot kpop men like I am, my husband, stage name Wonho, real name Lee Ho-seok, is literally......... The sweetest and most talented man alive and he is also literally physical perfection—like PLEASE if you haven't already seen THE Viral Video of All Time aka the music video that made the whole internet extremely horny for my husband, then pls watch it, even if the music isn't your style, he's sooo.... Ooomph, you know? And his Instagram..... Is iconic. My man is the KING of thirst traps 😩 the last three he deleted but I STAY with my finger on the trigger ready to screenshot (them fuckin THIGHS, man 😳 CAN I PLEASE BITE A CHUNK OUT OF THAT ASS 😤). Wonho really thiccer than a fuckin snicker out here 😩 He really has terminal Phatty Fuckin Ass Disease and suffers from THICC Juicy Tiddie Syndrome 😔 I would pay him to rip my spine out of me like he was deveining a shrimp. I want him to break my back like a glowstick. He could punch my head off of my shoulders with literally no effort and the last thing I'd say as my head was flying over the horizon is, "Thank you, mister Wonho, sir." If he had covid, I would suck it out of him, I swear to GOD man 😤😤😤

But uhhhh aaaaaanyways, yeah we deserved a bodyodyody like his on Nicky's shirtless sprite. I won't run for no man, but if it's Wonho... I might jog a little 😂 Also his latest solo album is fucking...... Fabulous, how he goes from an absolute fuckjam like "Devil" to a song as poignant as "Flash," but my man's is a genius. I could go on and on.

Wonho pls

I can’t keep defending you sir

pls people really need to stop seeing tall and muscular men and going "DADDY!" I mean has Wonho taught you absolutely nothing?!

also it grosses me out when fans baby the maknaes and call them so cute and adorable and subby until they hit puberty (suddenly look more mature and lose their baby face) and then all of a sudden there's a hundred dd/lg fics about them like wtf

you know that meme that's like, first pic of babyfaced idol "yes sir, I'll have your daughter home by 8", second pic of idol suddenly all grown up "your daughter calls me daddy too"

like that's literally such an f-ed up meme

how have we come to a point where all "mature" men are considered doms?!

and a lot of times the pics are also off stage (them being themselves, cute, happy) vs. on stage (serious, because they literally have to be), which says nothing about their actual personality!

sry for the rant this just ticks me off so much!

i completely agree w you and if you ask me, this kinda borders grooming behaviour but idk,,

coming back w my favourite example: wonwoo on stage and wonwoo off stage aren’t the same person and that’s ofc partially bc they have to fit the concept n mood of the songs they perform but also looking at how he acts in svt content, he seems like a reserved n caring guy, the type of guy that goes w the flow. ppl attribute him this scary n bad persona just bc he’s tall n muscular which is just- sigh

you could argue that gender roles are so deeply ingrained in our society that it’s difficult to step away from them and i agree, it does take a tremendous amount of willpower to unlearn all that shit but it doesn’t take that much critical thinking out of someone to look at a person and understand that they’re more than their assigned gender roles.

pls

sir

cannot handle this

also it’s kinda funny the guy i’m talking to loves wonho 😂😂😂

ALSO HIS BELLY MOLE AAAA

wonho spare the first 2021 selfie pls, sir

okay u listened to fatal love which is my favorite album BUUUT now you gotta listen to follow - find you (my second favorite album though i have a lot of trauma associated w it, as most monbebes do.... i'll tell u abt it later)

ALSO we love and support wonho and his girlboss solo career, so please listen to love synonym #2: right for us!!!

its been like over 20 hours since u sent this ask and u are already regretting getting me into my monbebe arc. suffer <3

anyway heres my opinions. pretty sure theres an mv for follow as well? or another song? didnt watch it tho rip.

find you - watching the mv alongisde and WHATS UP WITH THEM AND CAR CRASHES WBHBHWBW :((( im not going to lie i almost started crying bc um, *bites lip* dealing with topics of loved ones dying when a loved one of urs died is not sexy (all /lh bc im good HAHA). love the group mocing in with the main guy, polycule truther over here <3 AND THE TIME TRAVELLING STUFF? ??? YOU WERENT KIDDING WHEN U SAID THEY ARE INTERCONNECTED. god now i wanna get into timelines and shit. anyway, i do absolutely love the vibes of this song and im not rating them bc i cant decide for ratings, my ass is fat what can i say

follow - LOVE this song so fuckin much. im a sucker for it, oh my god. even the rapping part.... sir yes. so far my favourite one. JOOHONEY MY BELOVED!!! DEAR GOD. BIAS? MAYHAPS. WELL SEE

monsta truck - i cant believe one of the trucks is hung. anyway, vibes are immaculate. such a good song, advocating for pegging rights. i truly love diversity. love wins <3

(yes ik its supposed to be them being ridden, but? “fill me, fuel me up” shownu pegging king? checkmate atheists, i win)

U R - i absolutely love the song but GOD. SOME OF THE LINES IN ENGLISH. PLS WHAT IS “stop shakin my tree, i just want this so deep” KING WHAT??? DONT DO THAT  “come to me the way” pls i cant do this. but all in all this is a good song..... will admit id rather listen to gasoline than this one :thonk:

Disaster - joohoney i- please. please. i love you. changkyun please my other beloved. please. i am vibing HARD with this one. yes bitch i AM a disaster, but on in the fact that im a goddamn mess. really love the end part of it

Burn it up - YESSSSS THE FUCKIN SONGS SLAPS, YES THE BELLS YESSSS, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ELMOOO THIS SONG IS SO GOOOOOOOD IM IN LOVE WITH IT YES ARSON LETS GOOOOOOOO

really good i liked it a lot :) one of my favs for this album

i cant finish mirror and see you again tonight, nor that wonho song, bc my attention is not getting taken away too much so im checking them out tomorrow but i do actually really love this album so far. i love the vibes from the very soft, rather tragic, beginning to.... horny. they really said “lets get hrony instead of sad” and i RESPECT IT. i dont respect changkyun though what the fuck is “stop shaking my tree i just want this so deep” king just say you want to get pegged

also pls tell me what that trauma entails. im terrified to find out

WHY IS WONHO FUCKING THIRST TRAPPING EVERY DAMN DAY LIKE SIR PLS LET ME LIVE

Wonho working out is making me feel guilty of skipping a day of of working out. Like sir please my thighs are friggin sore today i wanna give my muscles some rest too and hes all YALL READY FOR THIS MUSIC SUDDENLY STARTS

you need rest days too pls bes i know wonho is a machine who works out twice a day but he’s literally wonho lol

remember to stretch and take care of your muscles!!!

Okay so i know we just got the news about Wonho but IM READY TO SEE HIM

I AM READY FOR WONHO

Sir Pls

I have been ready to see you since October 🥺🥺 pls let us see you