i cast

QUEER JOY

some wizard with everything BUT stars on their outfit

why is there racism in the wizard subreddit now

elven propaganda

Calling biomancy "shapeshifting" for deviest of pranks

If any magic user needs a place to stay my cave on wizard island island is always open

Wizards of tumblr, does anyone have any arcane texts on the theory of generalizing existing spells? I learned the spell Summon Greater Ketchup but Im kinda in a barbecue sauce mood rn and need some help. Id ponder the ol' orb but this is kind of time sensitive and my orb is acting up

WIZARD NEWS WIZARD TOURNAMENT.

Submit your favorite local* wizards

*None of the bigtimers like evilwizard, we would be crushed.

Fuck i'm behind on my wizarding

*Casts Greater Caffeination*

What apprentices think “adult magic” is.

Summon Skimpy Clothing

Create Lube

Instant Orgasm

Greater Create Fetish

What real “adult magic” is.

Summon Blanket

Remove Oil Stain

Wash Dishes

Awaken On Time

throw me in the cranberry bog and let Ocean Spray make slutty juices out of my body so i may transmorgify back to the mortal plane into the bodies of wizards who enjoy a good drink.

Here is my heart along with a key of what’s what. Some notes to make 1: Conduits carry mana rich water taken in through the skin. Arteries carry pure mana and veins carry plain water (with very trace amounts of mana not filtered out by the lung) 2: the hydrothaumic lung (8) operates quickly forcing mana rich water next to (9), which draws out the mana leaving water. The water is then taken out with the veins. 3: the hydrothaumic pump is fueled by the pulmonary arteriole. The reason the pump is necessary is because the heart, with its modifications, lost much of its original strength in order to manipulate mana. 4: The vena cava (18) splits in order to dispose of waste water and to fuel the super soaker. the aorta carries mana through arteries to the rest of the body. No runes on this as it’s older hardware and also organic (sorta); the (1) and (8) as well as the(9), (11), (7), and (17) are not.

I’m damn proud of this one

(Here’s the finished product if you’re interested @technomancing-in-a-magic-world)