My take every see this Tweet. I'm shocked no one has done it yet. It was really tough figuring out what to EXCLUDE from the meme since there's so much shit that goes on here. It's a hellsite, but it's my hellsite.
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Me posting this for fun knowing not many people will see it:
Me seeing this post, one of MY posts, for the first time getting 100+ notes…
Okay so for like two years in college I used an orb that I'd torn off of a staff my classmates was throwing away. It was a bit small and way more unwieldy than anything I'd used before or since (aside from my first orb, which worked really well until I cracked it) and I'm just wondering if anyone else has experience with this sorta thing? I still have the orb but I don't really use it anymore.
So I'm standing in line, just trying to get the latest pondering orb (Astral Views Orb) and this little kid runs up to me and asks for a ride.
I'm a bit confused. Ride? What? I don't have a broom- Oh. I don't wanna disappoint the kid, but most people don't know that we're barely able to lift ourselves and fly. The delivery dragons train for years before they're able to carry anything of significant weight.
Anyways, I can see the kid's parents too. At this point, the line was moving on without me, and the people behind me are getting impatient.
So I just cast Vanishify at the kid and his parents and moved on. Honestly, you really need to do research if you think dragons can carry a person.