just thought you should know that I still not recovered from hearing “you should’ve been there, should’ve burst through the door with that ‘baby i’m right here’ smile”—> “I heard your key turn in the door down the hallway, is that your key in the door? is it okay? is it you?” in person. ok thanks bye
born to stand at smokey 1920s jazz bars with velveteen lounge chairs and good music while looking mildly mysterious in a slutty suit that only slightly gives away my position in the criminal underworld
forced to exist in the age of thirty second music snippets
Boy have I got so many yummy things cooking over on my Patreon~ Mayhaps you outta stop by and check it out!
Three tiers available to choose from. You must be 18+ for Spicy Gazpacho! Spoilers will be ahead for Sushi Platter and higher, so proceed with caution!
when i see mental troubled maidens going on a “rest cure” only to be tormented and driven further into insanity by their yellow wallpaper
(this is a canon event and i cannot interfere)