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is it really toxic yuri if she doesn’t demand you cut off your fingers for her happiness???
”You have given me gifts over 10,000 times. Congratulations!” haha happy wife happy life…. (my fingers are stumps)
as some of you may or may not have realized i am powerless to the siren call of the ultimate devilish blond Harvest Moon Scum Man, and given that the Japanese version of DS Cute gives you TWO saveslots and TWO hands and the ability to to be in a literal toxic lesbian best friendrriage with ultimate devilish mischievous blonde Harvest Moon Scum Woman i have no choice but to meet all of the Witch Princess’s super reasonable honey do list!!
so one of those fun little non negotiable requests from majo-sama is that you need to give her presents 10,000 times before she’ll even consider marrying you, even if you meet all the marriage requirements!
i don’t mean 10,000 items total— even if you give her a stack of 99 items, it only counts as +1 towards the “items given to witch” counter. you have to give her 10,000 items individually…
in normal gameplay (giving her 1 gift a day, accounting for the holidays when her house is closed) you’ll eventually reach 10,000 gifts!…in your 95th year!
you COULD give her 100 gifts a day every day and knock it out in less than a year, and this was my strategy at first! i quickly realized adding another tedious daily chore to a pile of tedious daily chores slowed the game loop to a crawl and splitting items out was really fucking annoying actually
on the other hand, in 5 IRL hours, you can just get it all done in one visit to her house and never worry about it ever again.
“wow, that sounds like a really great use of my limited time on god’s green earth! how can i too win my future wife’s heart through button mashing my fingers into a pulp?” you ask?
˚✧₊⁎optimized pro gamer technique for breaking your fingers yuri style!!٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶⁎⁺˳✧༚
you will need
dog (each time you show your pet, this adds +1 to the gift counter the same way a gift would)
the bottom screen should be the map screen (reduces loading time between conversations compared to having your rucksack open)
cast endurance on fingers (wait this is redundant, you saw yuri in the title…)
ideal but not required
sometimes when you enter her house, she’s facing the side and her walk cycle never starts. it’s great if you get this glitch because then you can just stand in place for the entire duration without having to look at the screen, and even like watch a movie or whatever while you do all this, instead of accidentally dropping your dog every time she walks to the other bookshelf
if you’re wondering “wait, doesn’t Witch Princess hate dogs and love cats? why are you showing her your dog?” you are absolutely correct! she yells at you to get that stupid beast away from her every time you show your dog to her! her FP goes down by 3 each time! however, since her response to the dog is shorter than her response to the cat, you end up saving like .6 seconds per conversation, saving over 1.5 hours total, so the dog is what she gets
anyway, in true Karen HM64 tradition, after being repeatedly harassed by having a dog she isn’t fond of shoved in her face ten thousand times in a row for like five hours straight, naturally this makes her want to marry you! who said good old fashioned courtly love is dead?!
* as a small note, if you care enough to keep track and give her an actual gift at the 10th, 100th, 1000th, and 10000th mark, you’ll get 4 of the limited Witch Photos early on, which each give you +1 sweet sweet farm degree points every day… honestly that’s not much, but the pain of being told “your hands are full soooo no reward for you lmaoooo sucks to be you” was too much to bear, so i kept track and used a normal present for the 10th, 100th, 1000th, and 10000th…
#my pony has TWO HANDS and they are both MANGLED!!!#i’m normal about hmds i play hmds in. a normal way#i have a walkthrough that i wrote for my own playthroughs because i like to do things in a certain order#half tempted to post it sometime to see if anyone has more efficient ways of doing things#queue tea pie#bokumono#harvest moon#harvest moon ds cute#harvest moon ds#hmds#hmds cute#witch princess#hmds witch princess
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Here she is!!
#story of seasons#harvest moon#bokujou monogatari#hm ds#hm ds cute#witch princess#bokumono#my art#fan art#digital art#video games
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uh-oh! the witch has developed a crush on the harvest goddess! what will she do about it?
a- confess her feelings
b- ask her on a date
c- turn her crush to stone then put the responsibility for bringing her back to her original state on the new farmer while she flies back to her shed and scream
do not erase the caption, use or rePOST my art (reblog ok)
#my art#fan art#harvest moon#harvest goddess#witch princess#hm ds#harvest moon ds#bokumono#bokujo monogatari#lesbian#lesbian art#sapphic#wlw#not super consistent with the goddess body type here woops
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#Final colour!#Popuri for pink#color wheel trend#color wheel challenge#art#nonalillie#digital art#fanart#harvest moon#story of seasons#hm/sos#popuri#nami#harvest king#lillie#Celia#Toby#Ludus#witch princess
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err umm
#harvest moon#harvest moon ds cute#hm ds cute#pony hmds#witch princess#witch princess harvest moon#“oh how were your holidays”#(harvest moon yuri harvest moon yuri)#“uhh not much could have been better.”#/j#anyway i need to draw them together they are so silly in my head#giggling kicking my legs#uhhhh#xsue's art
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Does the Witch Princess from Harvest Moon have a Ryu number?
The Witch Princess has a Limited Ryu Number of 4.
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I played Harvest Moon DS for the first time recently and I love this blood-crazed witch 😈🔪
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building up a tolerance to you
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drawing witch princess for the first time
#this has been sitting in the folder for like a month#cant remember what i wanted to do here but well here you go#oug h i love ap witch's design its just 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃#witch princess#hm animal parade#animal parade#tree of tranquility#hm tree of tranquility#harvest moon#story of seasons#bokujou monogatari#my art#edit: i have actually never played tot/ap and im gonna change that this year maybe
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Cozy outfits for the Witch Princess and the Harvest Goddess
#harvest moon#story of seasons#witch princess#harvest goddess#bokujou monogatari#bokumono#story of seasons fanart
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What do you mean she didn’t have black nail polish
#harvest moon#animal parade#bokumono#jynweythek#jynart#fanart#vivi#witch princess#witch#story of seasons
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Witch Princess my beloved 💜
I completely forgot I drew this! I think I got a bit frustrated and gave up because the lines are kinda knobbly? Looking at it now I know I won't put it on my shop, but like. It isn't bad lol
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#Witch Princess for purple#Had a hard time deciding for purple all the suggestions were good#witch princess has a special place in my heart tho#art#digital art#color wheel meme#nonalillie#fanart#harvest moon#story of seasons#hm/sos#hm ds cute#nami#harvest king#Lillie#Celia#Toby#Ludus#witch princess
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With friends like the Witch Princess, who needs enemies? lol
(let’s be honest, if it weren’t for Fogu I never would’ve beat the game tryna figure out how to collect all those sprites)
#harvest moon#story of seasons#another wonderful life#HM AnWL#witch princess#jill/pony#hm jill#my art
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Witchtober 24: the Witch Princess (Harvest Moon a New Beginning).
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