Tumgik
#witch funny
Text
Tumblr media
471 notes · View notes
wybielune · 2 years
Text
When you ask the cards a question and they hit back with all that truth-
Tumblr media
30 notes · View notes
daily-spooky · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
115K notes · View notes
catchymemes · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
58K notes · View notes
landsccape · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
15K notes · View notes
my-kawaii--world · 6 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
**For the people asking I found the ring HERE
7K notes · View notes
anglerflsh · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
earth is sky and sky is ground did we finally leave our town?
30K notes · View notes
lanndscape · 19 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
cansu-m · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
bixels · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
Hot to the Touch
(Sunset x Thea)
4K notes · View notes
wybielune · 1 year
Text
Hey guys! I know I've been quiet, but I have an excuse! I got pretty ill, and I needed a surgery, and basically everything's gone upside down.
I'm getting better so I'm gonna try here a bit more :)
So get this!!
I was doing the grocery shop yesterday, and I came across this shit!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
The day before Yule?! WTF??! WHAT'S THE POINT??!?!
Tumblr media
What's the heckin point tesco? Tut tut tut.
5 notes · View notes
daily-spooky · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
63K notes · View notes
catchymemes · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
47K notes · View notes
muppetebbtide · 1 month
Text
discworld dashboard simulator
❓ ankhmorporkpolls
🧙🏻 blackalisstan
This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you
🔪 treefroghousealumni follow
*inhume
🧙🏻 blackalisstan
piss off you posh knob
🍴 priestessofanoia
tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...
#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site
10,435 notes
Tumblr media
🪻watchofficial follow
ALL'S WELL!
🍴 priestessofanoia
nvm lmao 😭
47 notes
Tumblr media
☕ klatchmeifyoucan follow
.
#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg
4 notes
Tumblr media
unseenuniconfessions reblogged:
🦧 unseenuniversitylibrary
Ook
#SO TRUE KING
100,034 notes
Tumblr media
Anonymous asked:
Is lord vetinari gay
🪄ramtopswitches answered:
Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this
50,432 notes
Tumblr media
🔮 uucompetitiveeatingchamp follow
CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)
• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone
• apparently stole over 100k
• cringe
Read More
2000 notes
Tumblr media
Anonymous asked:
Blessings be upon this askbox
🌷queen-of-lancre answered:
I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out
435 notes
Tumblr media
cmot-dibbler-enterprises sponsored
SAUSAGES INNA BUN ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌭🌭🌭🌭
Tumblr media
🏚️ throwingshades
Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!
💀 nojusticejustus
HAVE FUN
🏚️ throwingshades
Thanks man!
34 notes
Tumblr media
✉️ ampostofficeofficial follow
Tumblr media
🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar
is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead
7013 notes
Tumblr media
🧳 agateantravels follow
The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off
345 notes
Tumblr media
💖 angelofmusic
It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST
#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(
5 notes
Tumblr media
🐊 genuablogging
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog
My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us
456 notes
3K notes · View notes
my-kawaii--world · 5 days
Text
I BOUGHT THIS MOON LAMP LAST WEEK AND TODAY I RECEIVED THE PACKAGE AND LOOK AT IT!!! THE BEST PURCHASE OF 2024 SO FAR!
Tumblr media
**For the people asking I bought it HERE
5K notes · View notes
jellyselkie · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Blue Sky Clayworks Crab Dinnerware Set
7K notes · View notes