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imjustagirl22 · 2 days

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~ Steddie x reader headcannon 🍷

The image, “pasta + wine + sex = joys of life” sums up Steddie x reader perfectly.

The math is mathing with this one!

Steve makes up the wine segment. He is a distinguished young gentleman. He’s had somewhat of a posh upbringing and definitely knows all the different wines, their flavours and best pairings.

And people don’t know until he randomly brings it up. Everyone will be casually chatting and the topic of wine comes up and Steve goes, “Well a Pinot Noir goes best with earthy flavors. And if you’re feeling Champagne, go with anything salty.”

Everyone stares at him with wide, shocked eyes. Shook that the man with the most himbo energy ever has such extensive wine knowledge. And Steve continues to be oblivious and share more obscure wine facts that has everyone hooked.

The reader makes up the pasta segment. No one goes harder for pasta than the reader. 100% a comfort meal, a normal meal, a breakfast meal if we’re feeling spicy.

If there’s pasta on a menu, the reader doesn’t even look at anything else. It’s their go to and they’re not ashamed. Friday nights are dedicated bolognaise night, where the reader makes the best spaghetti bolognaise for Steve and Eddie. They all cuddle up with candles lit in the background, and a movie rented from Family Video.

And one of Eddie’s nicknames is of course, Eddie spaghetti. They’re only human, they simply have to.

And finally Eddie makes up the sex segment. We all know this boy is a horny little gremlin who loves his partners with all his heart (and dick).

He loves sex and he’s not ashamed. It’s a form of expressing his love and sharing a part of himself. He can be vulnerable, caring, kinky and so much more.

What’s a man supposed to do when he has the two hottest partners ever. And when Steve talks wine gibberish, he looks so cute Eddie has no choice but to get turned on by his boyfriend’s weird facts.

And when the reader does a little happy dance when eating their favourite pasta dish, Eddie has to give them the fattest kiss and tell them to save some excitement for the bedroom later.

They’re 3 silly gooses who make up one semi functional human being. Just wine, pasta and sex keeping the love alive.