#why tf does childe have so many goddamn names
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#"Innocent Encounter"
Childe and Zhongli are so sweet to you. But do they have ulterior motives?
Characters: Childe (reffered to as ajax in this fic), Zhongli
Warnings: yandere, dark themes (kidnapping, obsession, stalking), childe (pfft-)
Notes: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MY LOVES!!! (I've tried to post this like 4 times, but tumblr isn't working with me ig... 😒)
Words: 1.9k~2.0k
You enter the Fatui cafe for your regular morning coffee. As you get in line, in front of you, talking to the barista, stands a tall man with a tiny rat-tail poking from his nape. The little braid makes you laugh a bit as you notice Ajax, the barista and your childhood friend, looking continuously frustrated and the rat-tail man who is getting flustered.
“Unfortunately, it seems I’ve forgotten my wallet,” the man mutters.
“Well sir, I cannot give you service if you do not pay,” Ajax smiles at the man, clearly irritated.
At this point, you’re getting impatient. You decide to cut in, offering to pay for the distressed man’s coffee. You step out from behind the rat-tail man. You notice Ajax’s face turn surprised, obviously catching him off guard.
“I'll pay for it!” you smile although you feel annoyed.
You watch as the rat-tail man’s facial expression turns surprised.
“I couldn’t possibly make you pay for me,” he tries to talk you out of paying for him.
Ajax chimes in, not liking all the attention you give the man in front of him.
“Hun, don't waste your money on some forgetful stranger,” Ajax uses a sweet tone to mask his rude remark.
You ignore Ajax, insisting that it’s not a hassle to pay for the man’s drink. Eventually, he gives up on dissuading you. He allows you to pay for his drink, promising to remunerate you for your generosity. Rat-tail man turns around and sits at a table not too far away.
You step up to the counter sighing in relief as you finally order a pumpkin spice latte: 2 shots of espresso, with 2 pumps of vanilla syrup, whipped cream with cinnamon on top and a warm cheese danish.
“You’re not gonna order your usual cookie too?” asks Ajax, a teasing look on his face.
“And be predictable? No thanks. Never let them know your next move,” You flash him a thumbs up and a smile.
In the background, leaning his head on his arm is rat-tail man staring intently at the both of you chatting. He smirks, feeling a wave of infatuation rush over him. He goes to pick up his drink. You don’t seem to notice, too busy talking with the barista.
After getting your drink and food from Ajax, you sit at another table adjacent to the rat-tail man. You dig into your pastry and drink your coffee, noticing that Ajax threw in a chocolate chip cookie; your favourite. You smile at him to thank him as you stuff your fat ass face.
Rat-tail man gets up from his table and approaches you swiftly. You barely notice him until he is sitting across from you at your table, and begins to speak.
“I’d like to thank you for paying for me although I’m a stranger. If it’s not too much, I’d like to know your name.”
“Oh-” you wipe the crumbs from your mouth, “My name is Y/N! You?” you take another bite of your cookie.
“Zhongli. Zhongli is my name,” Zhongli smiles as he sips his cup of coffee.
Ajax notices the two of you talking. His jaw tenses at the sight, a jealous aura surrounds him so much that the customer ordering asks if he's okay. He masks his displeasure quickly, regaining a smile.
You smile back at Zhongli, the awkward silence palpable. He doesn’t say anything more for a few seconds; he inspects you closely as the silence progresses.
"You’re quite the sight,” he murmurs.
“Calling me ugly?” You give him an annoyed glare.
“The complete opposite.”
“No need for flattery.” You’re flustered a little at the sudden compliment.
Behind you, Ajax curses loud enough for you to hear. He burned his finger from suddenly spilling coffee on himself. You break eye contact with Zhongli as you notice Ajax in pain behind you. You rush over to check his injury, running his finger under some cold water. Unbeknownst to you, Ajax smirks at Zhongli. He’s amused by the fact that he broke up your bantering and Zhongli knows it.
Zhongli huffs, annoyed at the fact that his conversation with you was interrupted by the barista.
After things settle down you check your watch for the time.
“Oh shit! It's 8:35 already. I've gotta split!” You hurriedly grab your bag as you rush toward the door. A tall figure stops you before you can exit.
“Excuse me, rat-tail man,” you stare at Zhongli, unamused.
“Before you go, to make it up to you. Let me take you out to dinner tomorrow!”
“Sure, whatever.”
Ajax notices this exchange and glares at Zhongli. The two of you quickly exchange numbers and you run out the doors and straight to work.
Ajax pookie dookie bear<3
CHILDEEE I need boy advice I accidentally agreed to something :you
Ajax: You brought that onto yourself
I was rushing T^T :you
Ajax: Just tell him you’re busy or something, pretend you have work
But he's taking me to a Panera Bread :you
Ajax: That doesn’t mean you have to go
But food…. :you
Ajax: Can’t you cook?
We both know the answer to that :you
Ajax: Yk you could always let me cook for you
Like you'd ever :you
Ajax: You doubt me, princess?
Whatever lover boy, What do I wear tho? :you
Ajax: Why not just wear what you normally wear?
shorts and a tank top? :you
Ajax: It’s not like this is important, right?
Could be a future husband? Welp i gtg ttyl!!<;3 :you
Ajax looks at his phone irritated at your reply, which was hopefully a joke. He scrolls down on his screen and sees a message from Zhongli. He smirks and sets his phone down and begins to get dressed. He’s made up his mind and decided he’s going to follow you and Zhongli on your supposed date.
Arriving at the restaurant on time, you tell the host that you’re here for someone. They lead you to the table, handing you a menu. Zhongli is already browsing the menu, a drink in hand. He gives you a saccharine smile which you return. You sit across from him, grabbing the menu. You’re immediately drawn to the broccoli cheddar soup. Your mouth starts to water as you imagine the delectable taste of the soup.
Ajax arrives at the restaurant dressed in a black tracksuit with his face covered by his hood. He sits near the bathrooms in a booth where he can observe the two of you without you noticing. (He ordered some apple juice if you wanted to know.)
The waiter comes by your table a few moments later, jotting down the order. An awkward silence falls over the table as you’re left alone with Zhongli.
“What did you order?” he asks, tilting his head.
“Did you not hear me order?” you tease.
A random man wearing a black tracksuit walks past your table. You don’t pay much mind to it but you can't help but think he felt slightly familiar. You watch him as he sits at another booth. Zhongli notices your abrupt loss of attention, following your gaze.
“Is something the matter?” Zhongli asks.
“Oh no!” You say sheepishly “That person who walked past seemed familiar. But it’s probably just a trick of the mind.”
“Have you been getting enough sleep?” Zhongli laughs.
“I feel like you have a tendency to insult me,” You give him a playful glare as you laugh to yourself. Zhongli blushes at the sight.
“You know that's not what I meant- but..ahem, besides that you have a beautiful smile,” Zhongli compliments.
You blush at his words.
“Yours isn’t too bad either,” You manage to cough out the words despite your embarrassment. You can't help but notice how handsome the man in front of you is. Tall, well-built looking, pretty face the list could go on. To save yourself from sitting in a puddle of embarrassment, you decide to excuse yourself to the restroom.
“I need to use the restroom. I’ll be right back,” you say, standing up hastily
Zhongli offers an understanding look, nodding, “Take your time.”
You mumble under your breath while walking passed Zhongli. You don't notice that he heard. He let out a little chuckle as you belined towards the restroom. You pause as you glance at the mysterious person sitting in the booth. It takes you a second before you realize who it is.
“Ajax? What are you doing here?”
He takes his hood off, smiling sheepishly, “I was hungry, so I decided to get something to eat. I didn’t know you’d be here.”
It’s odd to you, but you give Ajax the benefit of the doubt. He’s your childhood friend, you should trust him. He wouldn’t lie to you… right? It was just a coincidence. After all, this restaurant was pretty close to his apartment.
You shrug, entering the bathroom. Behind you, Zhongli has made his way to Ajax’s table. He glares at the man recognising it's the barista.
“Hello Ajax,” A murderous smile appears on his face, a mound of annoyance coating his words, “May I ask what brings you here?”
Ajax's jaw tenses as he glares up at Zhongli standing before him.
“Just grabbing a bite,” Ajax smiles sweetly.
“Really? What a coincidence,” Zhongli’s words are filled with noticeable malice.
Zhongli swiftly grabs Ajax by the collar. “I would appreciate it if you would back off. I've noticed your little games and it’s not cute.”
“I don't know what you're talking about” Ajax smirks and shrugs cockily.
“You know exactly what I’m talking about. They’re mine.”
“I've known them way longer than you. Who the hell do you think you are swooping in and calling them yours, you just met yesterday you don't know shit.”
“So what if you've known them for a fucking millennium. If you wanted them you should've gone and fetched the bone while the meat was fresh.”
The tension was so thick you couldn't cut it with a chainsaw even if you tried.
“Um, what are you guys doing?” you ask, stepping back into the dining room.
You’re puzzled by how they’re acting, wondering if something is wrong. Zhongli lets go of Ajax, letting him flop unceremoniously back into his booth.
“Nothing. It was just a friendly chat,” Zhongli reassures you, glaring back at Ajax, “Right, Ajax?’
“Right,” Ajax smiles looking back at Zhongli.
“You guys are acting strange…” you mumble, looking between the two.
Had they met before? Why were they constantly at odds?
“It’s nothing, Zhongli here just has a problem.” Ajax passes Zhongli a note without you noticing.
Somehow you’re able to diffuse the situation, sitting back down at the table you and Zhongli were originally sitting at. Your meal arrives and it looks delicious. The both of you dig in and it only takes a measly thirty minutes for you to finish. Zhongli, ever the gentleman, pays for the meal.
“Would you like me to give you a ride home? I know you took the bus since you told me, and it’s rather crowded at this time of night with everyone leaving work,” Zhongli offers kindly.
You try to refuse, “That’s okay, I don’t mind the crowds.”
“No please, I insist. Wouldn’t you like to get home quicker? I’m sure you’ll have a busy day tomorrow at work.”
In the end, you take him up on the offer. But wait, how does he know when you work? However, your mind is overwhelmed with exhaustion from your job earlier that day and you don’t second guess your decision.
Getting into his pristine car, you mutter your address and close your eyes. You trust him, letting sleep overtake you.
By the time you wake up, you notice you are not in your bed and there are shackles on your hands. Zhongli sits at the end of the bed.
“Sleep well, darling?” he laughs menacingly just as you notice Ajax coming into the room. You gasp.
“Hello, hun,” he says, smiling. “You better prepare yourself,” he says as the door shuts behind him.
#childe x reader#tartaglia x reader#childe tartagalia#ajax x reader#ajax#childe tartaglia ajax#why tf does childe have so many goddamn names#zhongchi#zhongli x reader#Zhongli#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact#genshin x reader#Genshin#valentines day#Yandere#yandere x reader#tw yandere
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PIP: Yes and I'll get the uhm
PIP: I'll get the uh
PIP: I’ll get
PIP: …
PIP: Lemme get ahhhh
PIP: Boneless Pizza
PIP: And uh
PIP: Two liter of uh
PIP: Coke
HEIDI: …
HEIDI: The fuck kinda pizza?
HEDI: And the two liter machine broke, we got one liter tho
PIP: The fuck you mean B?
PIP: Alright look,
PIP: Let me get that pizza BONELESS
HEIDI: Uh? Pizza don't got bone in it
PIP: Tf did I just say then
HEIDI: U said "Lemme get it BONELESS " like pizza got a damn bone in it
PIP: Y'all got BONES in ya shit then
HEIDI: Nah
PIP: So what's the problem?
HEIDI: DICK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it
PIP: Just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh how many times I gotta say it
HEIDI: Bruh jus explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless?
PIP: If it don't got bone in it iss boneless
HEIDI: Son, what school u go to
PIP: dawg I don't understand the problem just make my shit BONELESS DEADASS
HEIDI: I'm deadass not making this pizza…
PIP: Fine, then you deadass better get me exactly what I want
PIP: Why are you so…
PIP: frumpy?
HEIDI: Excuse me?
PIP: You heard me
PIP: You won't even get me a boneless pizza
PIP: How do you think that makes you look?
HEIDI: erm.
PIP: FRUMPY
HEIDI: You wanna play that way, huh?
HEIDI: Number 1, F = (m)(a) = (1000 kg)( 3 m/s²) =
3000 N.
PIP: What.
HEIDI: HMMMM a = F/a = 200 N / 2.5 m/s² = 80kg
PIP: Is there a manager I can speak to?
HEIDI: OHHH, YOU WANT THE ANSWERS TO THE CROSSWORD ???
HEIDI: Ahem
HEIDI: One is centripetal, two is negative acceleration, three is plate tectonics, four is relative motion, five is slope—
PIP: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
HEIDI: SIX IS SPEED, SEVEN IS AVERAGE SPEED
PIP: WHAT'S EVEN THE GODDAMN DIFFERENCE?!
HEIDI: OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!
HEIDI: AHEM
HEIDI: THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
PIP: CAN I JUST GET
PIP: MY GODDAMN
PIP: FOOD PLEASE
TWEEK: WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING NICE???
PIP: I AM BEING NICE!!
TWEEK: BY YELLING???
PIP: FUCK YOU RESPECTFULLY
HEIDI: OKAY FINE, I'LL GET YOU YOUR GODDAMN BONELESS PIZZA OR WHATEVER DUMB QUEER SHIT YOU ORDERED
HEIDI: What do you want you low budget Super Sonic?
TWEEK: Uh yeah uh
TWEEK: What's this thing?
HEIDI: Do you have are stupid?
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: What?
HEIDI: Do you.
HEIDI: Have are.
HEIDI: Stupid?
HEIDI: Bitch?
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: What
TWEEK: What nonsense are you speaking?
TWEEK: What
HEIDI: That is a MENU
HEIDI: Say it with me
HEIDI: MEN
HEIDI: U!
TWEEK: Oh! A Meenew!
TWEEK: Cool!
PIP: Ignore him, he’s an imbecile
TWEEK: Hey! I'm not…
PIP: Anyways, he’ll have a pudding
HEIDI: We don't serve pudding here
TWEEK: No… no pudding???
HEIDI: No sir, we don’t have pudding
TWEEK: ( starts to cry like a lil bitch )
HEIDI: …
HEIDI: We have jello?
TWEEK: IT'S NOT THE SAME!! WAHHHHH!!!
PIP: He’ll just take a coffee
TWEEK: I DON'T WANT COFFEE!! I WANT PUDDIN!!
PIP: Shut
PIP: The
PIP: FUCK UP!
PIP: (SLAP )
TWEEK: ( Ugly Crying )
HEIDI: O….
HEIDI: Kkkkkkayyyyy…
HEIDI: What does the walking fetus want?
PIP: The what?
HEIDI: The child
HEIDI: What can we get for your child?
TWEEK: Right! My
TWEEK: My child
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: Her names Silly String
HEIDI: Cool
HEIDI: Cool cool cool
HEIDI: What does…
HEIDI: Silly String
HEIDI: Want to eat
TWEEK: Uh…
TWEEK: What do kids eat?
TWEEK: Do kids even eat?
HEIDI: Yes, kids eat, captain obvious
PIP: Tweek she’s eating a crayon
TWEEK: Oh
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: Do kids eat crayons?
PIP: No
PIP: No they do not
HEIDI: Does
HEIDI: Does Silly String
HEIDI: Want the jello instead?
TWEEK: No
TWEEK: I'm not feeding her that garbage
PIP: Can we just get a round of tater tots?
PIP: Please
HEIDI: Sure
HEIDI: Whatever gets me to stop talking to you
HEIDI: And whatever gets me paid
PIP: Well! That went over nicely!
TWEEK: You slapped me
PIP: It's a start
TWEEK: No
TWEEK: It's really not
PIP: I'm recovering
PIP: I'm changing
PIP: I'm metamorphosing
PIP: I'm evolving
TWEEK: …
TWEEK: Whatever
TWEEK: You seeing this shit, Silly String?
SILLY STRING: ( Grunt of disapproval )
PIP: What, so you’re getting your child to hate me too?
TWEEK: You hate us
PIP: I mean
PIP: True
PIP: But I'm changing
TWEEK: Liar
PIP: Okay I'm lying
PIP: But Estella put me in a fucking time out
PIP: So I have to act nice
PIP: Even though I really
PIP: REEEEALLY
PIP: Don’t want to be
SILLY STRING: ( confused grunt )
TWEEK: Estella's your grandma, Silly String
SILLY STRING: ( surprised grunt )
PIP: Ugh
PIP: I hate Mum…
TWEEK: You see her as a mom too?
PIP: I
PIP: Uh
PIP: NO
PIP: I NEVER SAID THAT
PIP: She's just so overprotective of us all the damn time
PIP: IT'S ANNOYING
TWEEK: SHhh
TWEEK: Don't shout!
TWEEK: There's people behind us…
TWEEK: Why the fuck are they looking at us like that?
PIP: It's the queer stare
PIP: They're harshly judging you
TWEEK: Oh god…
TWEEK: Heyyyyy
TWEEK: Silly String, say hi
SILLY STRING: ( excited grunting )
TWEEK: You all look
TWEEK: SO cool
TWEEK: Did you come from the Pride Parade?
TWEEK: Er- I mean…
TWEEK: Uh…
TWEEK: This is my son
TWEEK: …Daughter?
TWEEK: Child?
TWEEK: I don't know what Silly String is…
PIP: Didn’t you call her, “her ” earlier?
TWEEK: I mean,
TWEEK: YEAH
TWEEK: That doesn't mean I know
TWEEK: Wait
TWEEK: What are you, Silly String?
SILLY STRING: ( I don't know grunt )
PIP: It's a mystery!
PIP: How are you all this lovely evening?
PIP: Just SWELL I presume?
TWEEK: Pip your eye is twitching
PIP: IT'S HAPPY SEIZING!!!
TWEEK: No… no pretty sure it's twitching
PIP: HAPPY. SEIZING. I'M SO JOYFUL I'M EXPRESSING IT THROUGH MY EYE!
TWEEK: …Sure…
(Edits made by @pissblanket and @zemoleinyourtrashcan)
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𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫!𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐲/𝐧
A/N : i have nothing to say other than the fact there will be an excessive amount of twitch slang bc why tf not + just,,, heavy streamer!albedo brainrot ;-;
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AIGHT
streamer albedo
…
pog—
so before we get into him being whipped for u, let’s go over the type of strimmer mr Kreideprinz is
fun fact that’s his twitch name—
albedo would be the type to do lots of variety streams of different games, but also the occasional art one if he wants to have a chill stream with his chat !!
speaking of chat… they’re an odd mix of wholesome supporters, KAPPA + POGGERS + catJAM (bc he always has some bangers on in the bg like yes u bless our ears my guy) + KEKW + EZ Clap + his own emotes spammers, mr albedo’s very own shrimps (me, ahEm—), and ppl who just appreciate his voice + gameplay
if there’s a troll he just bans them OMEGALUL
omg he has lots of emotes (which he made in some of his art streams so his viewers could choose some) for every scenario but we’ll get into the popular ones in a bit 👁👁
he’s most definitely one of the bigger, well-known streamers but with a smaller group of friends
his discord server has,,, a lot of ppl,,, 70k+ ppl big,,, rip notifs if ur in it ;-;
he has it muted tho 🐥 like, sir, that’s ur server pay the goddamn price smh
wait i forgot to mention this but he has his webcam on when streaming
so u can bet ur chickens that when ppl come to visit his stream bc of whatever category he has on, they stay for his visuals and voice <33
his twt 🤡 mans gets 1k+ likes, rts, comments within the first 5-10 mins
omg he gets soft when he receives sm support from his community 🥺🥺
gifts so many subs when hitting milestones, chat is wholesome or just whenever really HJKSDHKL
also doesn’t swear much unless he gets played by his own game and/or someone is being incredibly annoying <//3
he also just,,, eats on stream
albedo straight up takes his webcam with him to show him cooking if his viewers ask for it
or he just orders food then and there and eats while chatting to everyone or watching youtube with his chat 🥺
nOW ONTO HIM BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER
this AR55 man 👩🦯
he can literally produce content from anything
from artifact farming, to spiral abyss, to running around mindlessly, to building characters he would normally never build, to him seeing how high up is considered too high to dive
and everyone eats it up bc it’s albedo <3
also !! he’s the type who includes the story quests in his streams so his reaction and thoughts on everything is just,,, there
now when u were first introduced in the prologue (yes ur one of the ogs + involved in the dvalin fight <33) he blanked and all his viewers could see was u on screen with him staring blankly in the bottom right of the screen
this man straight up saw u in a cutscene for one second and fell in love
his chat went wild omfg
he immediately made an emote for u and that’s his most popular one 😌
but i kid u not, the moment u appeared in that cutscene (one in which he will forever treasure in the crevices of his heart) was the moment he asked this exact question ;
“ so (y/n) banner when? ”
and mihoyo heard his pleas and answered with ur event banner
except it was like,, 4 months later
at least ur finally here tho :’)
now he can have his lil science-y moments with ur voicelines ;-;
yes, ur the chief alchemist but ✨ 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 ✨
. . .
shut up
n e who
when he saw the notification from mihoyo’s official forums that u will be a playable character in the new update — along with new characters, region, events & a domain — i shit u not he did a rt, his own tweet, an announcement on the community feature on youtube, and made constant reminders to his viewers on twitch abt how he will be a (y/n) haver no matter what
he even added future (y/n) haver in his twt display name
what a shrimp—
the 1.2 update stream 🐥 he was there waiting for it to go live with like,,, 19k viewers spamming his chat abt predictions and obv ur official release + showcase
and when i say this man fell even more in love while watching ur trailer and character showcase 🥺 he wouldn’t stop smiling or being in awe bc ur just??? so stunning???
mihoyo clearly has a favourite child and it’s u
chat was spamming ur exclusive emote like crazy oml
u can bet it was also flooded with lots of POGs and POGGERS
overall it was a very fun, chaotic stream filled with lots of (y/n) appreciation and love <33
also a very memorable stream for all his viewers bc of the side of albedo they rarely see unless ur involved
the day ur banner was to go live tho 🐥
the streams leading up to the fateful day consisted of him farming ur mats
that’s it
boss runs, local specialties, hero wits, talent books, the mats needed for ur weapon he was inevitably going to pull for (only the best for the best, afterall) and many domain runs
many painful domain runs
all of it was worth it tho bc ur worth everything :’)
an actual quote said by him—
at least he can get u and ur weapon to lvl 90 right off the bat with all the artifacts tailored for u ;-;
and get u to that point he did HJSDKJF
once ur banner dropped? immediately started wishing
2 multis in and he gets u 😣
albedo nearly cried and was the literal embodiment of head in hands
wHEN I SAY HIS CHAT BLEW TF UP AND HIS MODS JOINED IN
modCheck has left the chat
everyone’s rooting for him :’)
pulled for ur weapon and got it in 1 multi
sir give me ur luck pls and ty
but yes he nearly choked on the gASP he let out while chat screamed even more
he blanked for a bit, i won’t lie ;-;
but when he realised this was real, he immediately went to his party set up and put u in
can we all get an f in the chat for his lvl 10 tartaglia 😔💔👊
his chat usually rages at him to build him but if he’s being honest, he cba
ur vl when he put u in the party tho <333
now he’s just spent half an hour running around with u, letting u do ur idle animations (will always be grateful for mihoyo creating u like this), reading ur very limited (for now—) character story and going through ur voicelines
ur morning & about us (when he unlocks it) voiceline >>>>> his heart be running laps rn i swear
eventually he does begin to build u after much admiration on his end and at lvl 1 with lvl 20 artifacts, u already have 1.6k atk 🐥
now after he levels u and ur weapon to lvl 90, u have 2.8k atk 🐥
rip mobs <//3
he now plays u as his main dps 😌
the kit initially designed for u is meant to be more for support?? kinda like the whole ganyu or zhongli debate abt them being a dps or a support/sub dps ;-;
except ur more utility like venti or bennett
and even though the majority said at the beginning (aka, mihoyo, pretty much any other streamer and the larger part of the fanbase) that ur meant for support, he said fuck that and built u as his main dps
and i won’t lie, u do more damage than any of his characters, and ppl who co op with him
ur his pride and joy :’)
he went to take a look at ur consts to see if they were worth the rng suffering and, lo-and-behold,
they were
so now he’s using all his saved primos for u to try and get ur c6 const, along with making ur weapon r5 :’)
his chat gets a free view of him internally suffering when the gold light doesn’t come, and his external suffering when he loses the 50/50
in the end, he decided to whale for u <33
after nearly an hour, he has u to c6 and ur weapon to r5 ;-;
now all he’s been doing the whole stream is running around with u in open world, doing his daily farming, doing more domain and boss runs, exploring the new region (dragonspine) + ur story quest
he’s saving the event quest for another stream bc ✨content✨
in ur quest, he had multiple heart attacks and now has many, many screenshots <3
he now has a zoomed in pic of ur face as his twt pfp <33
okay so i also feel like he’s not all that bothered abt getting characters to friendship level 10 immediately and would rather let it happen through time
but obv ur not any other character *proceeds to debby ryan at u*
even if ur not fit for a particular domain or boss, he still puts u in the party so when collecting the blossom/rewards, u can get the friendship exp ;-;
he just wants ur name card so he can show off okay 🥺
when he lets his viewers pick out the playlist, 98% of the songs are from ur character demo theme
they just know him so well 😩
they also just wanna see the way he smiles when he hears it play but shhhhhh
now he just has his in-game avatar as u, and ur namecard too <33
also his signature is just ;
“ (y/n)’s favourite streamer ”
#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact headcanons#genshin impact imagines#genshin impact scenarios#genshin impact fluff#genshin impact albedo#genshin albedo#albedo#albedo x reader#genshin albedo x reader#genshin impact albedo x reader#albedo headcanons#albedo scenarios#albedo fluff#i will now cry bc i cant talk at him for a week#this is my parting post#streaming dreams
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Justice League: Snyder Cut
(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)
Oh, the time has come my friends! Now, I originally did a review on Batman V.S. Superman and I didn’t care for it, so I deleted it. But before I start, I would like y’all to read this statement made by @verified-villain-fxcker - You can click HERE to read it. As I stated in my repost, I couldn’t have said it better. May Autumn Snyder continue to rest in peace. Let’s get started!
It’s been so long since I’ve made a post I can’t even remember how I do this LOL.
CLARK is outta there to say the least...
WONDER WOMAN and LOIS look flabbergasted, as they should... BRUCE as well.
Talk about a shock-wave scream
All jokes aside, the hate that LEX has towards SUPERMAN is just to much energy to be giving to another person..
THESE BITCHIES ARE READY
why are they letting a minority approach the fucking the cube?!?!
*insert travel montage scene here*
Part 1 - “Don’t count on it, Batman.”
BRUCE knows damn well he’s talking to AQUAMAN. Let’s move this shit along lol
“Oh Gotham? How’s that shit hole?” - AQUAMAN
Ik these bitchies aren’t singing rofl
I’d sniff anything wore by Jason Momoa too.
“Maybe a man who broods in a cave isn’t cut out to be a recruiter.” - ALFRED
TALK YO SHIT ALFRED!!!!
AMY ADAMS can literally take my heart, step on it, throw it in a river and I still wouldn’t be mad.
Here comes the lovely WONDER WOMAN!
broooo her hands were moving like Donnie Yen in Ip Man!
Fucked that entire ceiling up
Ofc the one who tried to touch it would make the stupid statement.
STEPPENWOLF is really wildin’ out
Don’t look back! I hate it when they look back!!
These are some strong as women!
PART 2 - “The Age of Heroes”
“It’s toxic, that’s good.” - STEPPENWOLF
I can only imagine that this is how toxic people think.
this dude really just threw that lil demon fella like it was nothin’ lmao
You know you're working at a job for too long when you say this is the first time in a while that they're going home early smdh
Now that shit was pretty lit....
SILAS thinkin’ shit I better check on my son.
“You know a lot about monsters, don’t you? Especially how to make them.” - CYBORG
If that isn’t teen angst, then I don’t know wtf is lmao
Seeing Gal in this tomb makes me want to re-watch Wonder Woman 1 all over again!
DARKSEID ol’ trifflin’ ass
plopped him down like he was dirty laundry
God bless Willem Dafoe, this man is a fuckin’ legend!
“This world is divided. They’re a primitive species. Unevolved and at war with one another. Too separate to be one.” - STEPPENWOLF
DeSaad kinda looks like Doctor Doom in the Fantasic Four reboot lmao
GREEN LATERNS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!
we really need a Green Lantern Corps moving...
ZEUS + ARES = A Dynamic Duo When They Aren’t Being Dicks To Each Other
You know I feel bad for man because all they did was bury that shit in the ground rofl
Part 3 - “Beloved Mother, Beloved Son”
BARRY + IRIS = Love at First Sight
The burger can’t be that good like damn.
Bro the detail on his fucking shoes and the glass!!
ROFL PLEASE TELL ME HE TOOK THE HOTDOG FOR HIS DOG!?!?
damn did the car really need to explode...
lol BARRY must really need the job lol
... I would’ve just played dead after he threw me against that rock...
Man of Steel probably has one of the best soundtracks not just for a superhero movie but just in general
Americans love their football!
I have this love-hate relationship with CYBORG being in the JL and not with the TITANS you know since he’s a kid, but he’s a college student in this one.
Thank God DIANA spoke with VICTOR instead of BRUCE because I honestly don’t think he would’ve gotten him on board.
Everyone can literally zigzag zoom across this planet at undeniable speed except for BATMAN lol
Come on, VIC, help the lady out.
You know honestly, BARRY has a pretty cool pad for someone who's trying to get by paying for a Criminal Justice Degree.
“A very attractive Jewish boy. Who drinks milk, I don’t drink milk.” - BARRY
“Fuck the World.” - CYBORG
dang Ik DIANA has every right to grieve over STEVE, but damn that man has her whipped!
“You’re looking at the hottest thing on Earth. The exact same thing I said to my prom date. She dumped me anyway.” - RYAN CHOI
Why does MERA have an accent in this but not in AQUAMAN?? (ik the answer)
DAAAYYUUUMMMN MERA TURNED INTO A WHOLE BLOOD BENDER!
PART 4 - “Change Machine”
CYBORG just glided over silently
STEPPENWOLF + WONDER WOMAN = EPIC FIGHT SCENE
Seeing BARRY move like that to stop the debris and to ping DIANA’S sword really is amazing..
But he should not be screaming like that LOL
How do you not remember the planet that’s habitants almost killed you?? Because if that was me, I wouldn’t have forgotten that shit at all!
Would've held a big ass grudge until I could go back.
“I know we’re all thinking the same thing right now. Who’s gonna say it? I’m not gonna say it.” - BARRY
WOOOAAHHH J’ONN JONES?! (forgot about that)
“There are six, not five. There is no us without him.” - BRUCE
Damn, no faith at all
PART 5 - “ALL The King’s Horses”
ICONIC DIALOGUE
BARRY - “Wonder Woman. What do you think, man? You think she’d go for a younger guy?”
VICTOR - “She’s 5,000 years old, Barry. Every guy is a younger guy.”
I would’ve kept swippin’ that ID like a cashier at Wal-Mart swippin’ a debit card.
They're movin’ a little too slow for me. Ik they’ve never been on the ship before, but I would’ve been zoomin’ through that entire ship just to hurry and get the job done.
NOT THE PREGNANCY TEST
Damn, they couldn’t have at least picked up the photo??
The foreshadowing was spectacular! It will always amaze me.
I’m sure Allstate will cover that person’s car...
Just when LOIS was about to move on.
CLARK grabbed DIANA like miss me with that Rafiki shit.
I would’ve come back to my senses too after looking at Amy Adams.
AQUAMAN + THE FLASH = A CONUNDRUM
DR. SILAS takin’ one for the team
PART 6 - “Something Darker”
As crazy as radiation is, it’s quite an amazing spectacle.
I wish this Justice League movie could’ve held off until we got some other heroes such as the Green Lanterns, Hawkgirl, and many others.
Our generation was truly blessed to have an incredible actor as SUPERMAN, and we are not putting him to use!
JONATHAN sounds like President Biden lol
Alright, team?! Break!
AQUAMAN is totally enjoying this fight. He rode that Parademon like a surfboard.
AQUAMAN + CYBORG + FLASH = *THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN*
I swear every scene that WONDER WOMAN enters into does not fail to include the “Ancient Lamentation Music”.
VICTOR hurry up and say “one” god damnnit!!
SUPERMAN COLD!!!!
Somebody needs to put this fight on WorldStar
BARRY = HE’S A RUNNA HE’S A TRACK STAHHHHARRR!!!
THAT WAS FUCKING IMMACULATE
The Unity = The Three Bitchies
I bet DARKSEID will remember that shit now
EPILOGUE - “A Father Twice Over”
VICTOR = A Final Requiem
LOL VULKO and MERA look stressed tf out!
“Uh, I have too much to live for. And more important things to do.” - LEX
A cocky motherfucker LMAO
Alright, we’re back in this type of dream sequence.
“Who have you ever loved?” - MERA
Uh, bitch his parents, Robin tf?!
Thank you, JOKER, for stating the facts for Ms. Fish-stick
Oh shit, they let LOIS die, goddamn it!
HARLEY’S DEAD TOO?!?!?!
BRUCE LOOK SICK AF!!!
Well, the dream is over once again...
I just don’t see how people can live with all those fuckin’ windows.
“Oh, and some have called me The Martian Manhunter.” - J’ONN
Alright...
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Yes, the movie was long but what needed to be expressed was. As we already the Snyder Cut wasn’t supposed to be seen because a father simply wanted to grieve the death of his child. I’ll once again reiterate what @verified-villain-fxcker you don't have to like the film but at least give it the benefit of the doubt from its predecessor. For me, I did enjoy watching his version, but let’s be honest what he who shall not be named did was just fucked up.
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Survey #456
“i don’t even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger, & that feels so rough”
What was the longest time you’ve had the hiccups for? I know at LEAST over an hour. I was in agony.
What type of TV shows are your favourite? Animal docs.
Have you ever been a complete fangirl/fanboy over anything? Bitch I still am lmao.
Do you know anyone who has died in battle? No.
When was the last time you went on an adventure? Bro, I could NOT tell you. I haven't had one of those in what feels like eons.
What brand is your vacuum cleaner? I actually don't know. I don't pay attention.
Are you good at rapping? Never tried, but I'm sure I'd be awful. I stutter too much.
Name one world issue that upsets you. Just ONE????????? Well, I can name homelessness as very high on the list.
How do you feel about tanning? I hate it. I can't stand the heat, so why would I deliberately go bake in it?
Have you ever given a public speech? Yeah, in front of the whole 4th and 5th grade when I was innnn... one of those grades, idr which. It was for my D.A.R.E. essay.
Do you read comic books? No.
Do you force your way into conversations in which you are not involved? NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm way too awkward.
Kiss with your eyes open or closed? Bro who tf kisses with their eyes open, that shit is creepy.
Do you believe you can change someone? No. One can only change themselves.
How did you react when your first pet died? I have no memory of our first pet.
Have you ever drawn anime? No.
Can you use a pogo stick? When I was a kid, I became a MASTER. I got one for I want to say Christmas and I was obsessed.
When’s the next time you’ll see the person that you like? Idk, first he needs to get on Facebook and see I messaged him alsdkfjalkdj. He like never gets on there.
Do you like bathing/showering? No. One, it's a chore, and two, it's actually painful for me, standing up so long and propping my legs up and stuff like that to clean myself properly.
Have you ever considered entering a race? HEEEEEEEEEEELL no.
Rihanna or Lady Gaga? Probably Gaga, idk.
Who was your first good kiss with? Jason.
What accessory do you want in your bedroom? I actually kinda want a TV now?
What do you take the most pictures of? Flowers.
What are you always in the mood for? Lately, Krispy Kreme donuts, lol. I haven't had one in a very long time, but goddamn does a hot glazed donut sound BANGIN' right now and has for days.
What is something that you never turn down? Hm... how am I blanking???
What is something that you always turn down when offered? Certain foods or drinks, like tea.
Name something sexy about your significant other. I don't have one'a those.
What is one of your hobbies that you refuse to give up? Um, idk. As interests work, I may move away from any hobby eventually.
If you could be a professional in any sport what would it be? Dance.
If you could be a professional at any instrument what would it be? Violin.
Would you rather be a surgeon or mortician? A mortician. That job doesn't even seem all that bad to me? I think it'd be kinda chill somehow???? I could NEVER be a surgeon. I'd be terrified of fucking something up.
Have you ever been on a subway? No.
Are you in love? No.
Do you like having your lip softly bitten when you’re kissing? *eyes emoji*
Do you want to get married when you’re older? Yes.
What was the last band shirt you wore? PROBABLY my Metallica shirt? But I'm unsure, ultimately.
You can have a milkshake right now. What flavor do you choose? Ugh, I've been wanting a nice chocolate milkshake for a while.
Have you ever given someone flowers? For Mother's Day one year, I collected some wildflowers to put in a jar for Mom. I've also given Jason roses before. I really wanted to give Sara some when I surprised her for her birthday, but I didn't want to ask her parents to drive me somewhere where I could buy her some, ha ha.
What day of the week is usually your busiest day? None. My days are all the same.
Do you have any concerts coming up? No, but UGH, I was so hyped a few days ago because I saw Motionless In White was going on tour next year, but of course they're going to the big city on the OTHER end of the state versus the capital, which I'm way closer to. -_- Bands ALWAYS choose Charlotte on the super rare occasion they come to NC...
Do you like or hate the smell of fish? Ugh, I hate it.
What’s your favorite brand of chips? Doritos, maybe? Between Mountain Dew and those... I am such a fucking gamer stereotype lmfao.
Have you ever written a poem and then read it aloud? I think I had to before in school? Idr.
Do you like pineapple? Love it.
Does your house have a dishwasher? Yes. A dishwasher is one thing I MUST have in my own future house. I cannot stand touching dirty dishes.
Do you know anyone who has a flower tattoo? Oh, absolutely. Sunflower tattoos are especially popular around here.
How many different languages can you say goodbye in? English, German, and uhhh Spanish?
Agree or disagree: You like Adam Sandler movies. I don't mind them. I've never understood the hate, honestly? I think he's capable of being funny.
Have you ever had to get a tooth pulled? If so, what for? Only by myself when I was a kid losing my baby teeth.
Have you ever dated anyone while they were in jail? Nooooo.
If you’ve ever babysat, do you like it? Fuck no, I hate it.
What is your favorite flavor on sunflower seeds? I don't like those.
Do you get cold easily? No, but I get hot extremely easily.
Do you get a lot of spiders in your house? I don't think so, no.
Do you admire nature? I positively adore nature. If only we treated it better...
Name one naughty thing you’ve done. Done sexual things in places I probably shouldn't have, oops.
Name two of your favorite things as a child. Pokemon and Webkinz.
Do you own a Pillow Pet? No. They're cute, though. My niece has one.
Do you tend to solve problems with violence? Absolutely not.
Have either of your parents gone to jail? No.
Do you know a hoarder? Yes.
Do you wax, pluck, or leave your eyebrows? I just leave 'em be, honestly.
Do you have any interesting scar stories? Not really.
Do you hate the texture of meatballs? No, I love me some meatballs.
Do you get migraines? Very, very rarely. They fucking suck.
Do you like guns? NOOOOOOO guns terrify me alsd;kjfal;sdjfk
Are turtles amazing creatures? All animals are. :')
How much time do you spend taking surveys? A whole lot. It's just that I'm like... always bored and the randomness of surveys can add interesting little flares to the day, I guess.
Would you rather visit: The Eiffel Tower or Egyptian Pyramids? Pyramids, for sure.
Would you like to work at a candy shop? No. I don't want to work directly with people.
Do you have feelings for someone? It's funny; now that I've settled the extreme indecision, I've come to realize that they're very strong feelings. How you go from being indecisive to really, really liking somebody, hell if I know.
Which one of your guy friends is the best looking? Uhhh Girt is like my only real guy friend, so I guess it's by default him, ha ha. I'm not particularly attracted to him, but he's not ugly by any means.
Do you have anything to say to your ex bf/gf? I'm so sorry.
Which band do you have the most of on your iPod/music player? Either Ozzy or Metallica. Most likely Ozzy, though.
Which song describes your mood at the moment? Hm. I dunno.
Which movie(s) do you quote the most? None, really.
Which one of your best friend’s friends would you most likely date? None; we don't share irl friends, being many states apart, and not even that many online ones.
Would you ever let anybody else drive your car? I don't have my own car.
Which one of your friends will be the most successful? I'm not psychic.
What store did you last shop at? Mom and I picked up a Wal-Mart order the other day.
Do you think telepathy is real? Absolutely not.
When did you last draw something for fun? A few days ago, I started a drawing of Maieykio for Sara.
Who makes the most in your entire family? I have no idea.
Do you like writing essays? I don't mind, if the topic interests me.
Do you think plastic surgery is no big deal? Nah. Well, I think you can take it to an visual extreme, but that's just my opinion. Do what makes you comfortable in your own body.
Do you take your trash to the dump or have it picked up? It's picked up.
When you sneeze do you sneeze into your shirt or your hands? The inside of my elbow.
Do you usually have sex in the morning, noon or night time? It usually happened at night.
Did you ever fail your learners/drivers test? Haven't taken it yet.
Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? OH MY GOD NEITHER
Name someone you’ve become a lot closer to recently: No one, really? Well, unless you count my change of feelings for Girt, but it's just that: a type of change. I've loved him platonically since high school, and it's like, I feel the same for him, just in a romantic way now?
Does your car have a sunroof? No.
Are you closer to your mom or your dad? My mom.
Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Nope, not how I roll.
Who’s the last person you cuddled with? Sara. Unless you count my cat.
Are you friends with any of your teachers on Facebook? Former teachers, yes. I feel kinda bad for 'em now... They're all the sweetest, God-fearing people, and then there's my outspoken (online) and liberal ass sharing shit that's gotta disappoint them now lmaoooo.
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Hi! I’ve recently fallen down the Charmed rabbit hole again and I fount your blog, which is amazing btw !! I LOVE YOUR CHARMED NEXT GEN FIC!!!! I also really enjoyed your thoughts about Phoebe's kid! I wish they would have lived in the actual show. How do you think Phoebe’s child living would have impacted her relationship with Coop? And the whole twice blessed prophecy?
!!!!!!!!!!! thank you!! and i’m so glad you like my fic (which i promise i am still working on)!!
as far as phoebe’s kid + the twice blessed prophecy, i have written on that au here, but i think if the baby really had been born it would not be the twice blessed but i do think they would still probably give that plotline to wyatt just bc. i also think that having a child and being a single mother would really further the need for coop bc dating as a single mom while still having a career is hard enough but dating while you’re a single mom with a full time job and a magical half demon baby who was lowkey the antichrist for the better part of the first trimester is a whole new can of worms. i think she still would have had a relationship with jason dean but i think it would be very short lived as i don’t think that he would be ready to commit to a family. and then by the time we hit season six and piper and leo have broken up and jason has left phoebe and yada yada yada phoebe would really be like huh. love isn’t real. we’re all gonna die alone.
and so she’s sitting at a cafe with paige at the end of love’s a witch and is completely ranting about how love is dead or whatever and paige is just like yeah. uh huh. yep. totally. yeah. yeah. i know what you mean. yeah. uh huh. bc it’s totally Not the time to bring up the fact that she has a date with richard on friday and phoebe’s just going on and on like “okay bc look at olivia! she was doing what she was doing out of love!! and she was killing people!!! just an evil, sad, lovesick, ghost. like me. you know cole was my longest relationship? that was like,,, the most successful relationship i had, and it wasn’t even remotely a success!! he turned me evil, paige. i became evil. because that’s what love does. it bring out the worst in people.” and paige is sitting there like jfc i think i need to bring in a shrink or something when all of a sudden the dude pulls up a chair at their table and is like “hi hate to interrupt but i couldn’t help but overhear and you’re wrong” and phoebe’s like who the hell are you and paige is like yeah fuck off buddy private conversation here and this guy’s like “look. love is the strongest magic we have” and paige is like “ehh i think other, stronger magic” and phoebe’s all like “okay, i don’t know who you are, but you don’t know me and you don’t know what i’ve been through okay so you don’t get to sit down here and try to talk to me about love. bitch.” and this guys just like “actually, i do. my name’s coop. it’s nice to meet you, officially.” and he holds out his hand for a handshake and phoebe’s looking at him like imma judo flip u motherfucker but then something catches her eye and she snatches his hand and flips it over, staring at his cupid ring and she’s like no. she grabs her coffee and storms out leaving coop and a Very Confused paige sitting at the cafe table. she turns around at the exit and gestures to paige like come on let’s go get out of here so paige grabs her croissant and purse awkwardly and leaves and coop’s like “i hope everything goes well with richard!” and paige is like????? so she pulls phoebe aside like Who Was That and phoebe’s like “that was the most annoying, pesky, interfering magical creature there is out there. that was a cupid.”
and later that night phoebe would be tucking her child asleep (who in this story is a little girl named prudence) when she hears “you love her, and it doesn’t seem to bring out the worst in you.” and she whips around to find coop leaning in the doorframe and she’s like “you better leave before i vanquish you” and coop sorta just laughs softly and he’s like “i get it. you’ve been burned before. but actively fighting love? it’s not you, phoebe.” and she’s like “tf do you think you know about me” and coop’s like “i know you believe in love. true love. the kind that takes your breath away, where it's the first thing that you think about when you wake up in the morning. you wanna know how i know that?” and phoebe just glares at him in a very defensive stance like yes i want to know but no i will not play into your stupid little monologue and coop’s like “i read your column. not many people could write like that. you help people find love every day, you help them reach out, take risks, open up their hearts-” “okay you know what i’ve had enough of your little sugar coated soap opera speech. go bug someone else.” and phoebe pushes her way past him and beelines for her bedroom, slamming the door and coop’s like :|
and the next morning phoebe’s eating cereal and by eating a i do mean just pushing wheaties around in a pool of milk while dency and wyatt play in the playpen and piper comes in with a mug of coffee like “good morning how are-” “am i a cold hearted cynic?” “...you doing this fine friday morning??” “i’ve got a cupid on my ass” “i’m going to hope you mean the magical kind and not some bad tattoo situation” “i mean, yesterday i was saying that love brings out the worst in people and now i’ve got this 6′2″ cupid with a square jawline following me around. but like,,, don’t i have the right to say that??? all love has done is hurt me. i’m allowed to bitch a little about it!! like! mind your own business??? goddamn! and you know-” “phoebe i just woke up save the onslaught until after 10am please” and phoebe just sorta pauses and goes back to pushing her cereal around and piper says “and i’m not calling you a cold hearted cynic but... you have changed” and phoebe’s completely ready to rant again like “pfft of course i’ve changed you think you can be married to the source of all-” “zp! not til after 10!” and phoebe slumps back and watches as dency draws a small pattern in frost on the tile floor and you can tell she’s sorta mulling over what coop said blah blah blah this episode is the vortex demon she gets knocked into a world based on her innermost desires and in it she’s happily married and in love in an apartment of her own raising her daughter and writing her column blah blah blah she takes one look at her finger that very much has a wedding band on it and is like “cupid!!!! cupid u fuckin bastard get down here!!! cupid!!!” and no response and she’s scowling like “coop??? coop!!!!!!!!” and he’s no where to be seen and she’s like wait shit i think this is the alternate whirlpool vortex things i gotta find my sister blah blah blah chris knocks paige into phoebe’s world and paige is like “okay what’s the catch” and phoebe’s like “what catch” and paige is like “you know, the catch! what makes this not reality. like in my world, magic was practiced openly, and everyone knew about it. come on, chris said the realities were shaped my like our fantasies or wants... is anything different here??” and phoebe’s like “oh you know uhh not really everything basically the same um but you know i have my own apartment here where i live with dency...” “oh my god wait where is she now who’s taking care of her?” “oh uh well that would be my husband.” “cole’s alive????” “no! not cole! i don’t know who he is actually but he seems nice :)” and there’s a beat where you can tell paige really wants to Get Into What This Means and phoebe really Doesn’t Want To Talk About It but then they both seem to agree that they’re being hunted by a demon so maybe this can take a back seat rn blah blah blah they kill the demon and the end of the episode paige is about to go on her date w richard and her and phoebe have a little heart to heart and paige is like i think you should talk to the cupid bc i think maybe your whole hating love thing might just be a front like i think you’re trying to convince urself of something blah blah blah and phoebe’s just like :/ maybe so.
alright blah blah blah next episode phoebe’s like “coop?” and coop, suddenly appearing behind her is like “yeah?” and phoebe’s like “i give up. so uh work your little cupid magic or whatever and i guess let’s do this thing.” and coop like lights up he’s like so happy and he’s all like “great! let’s get started!” and phoebe’s mentally preparing for a series of really boring dates but then coop surprises her by not doing that??? like he doesn’t set her up with anyone at all bc he’s all like you need time to heal and find urself again???? which honestly phoebe isn’t complaining about and like phoebe will be feeding baby dency in the kitchen and coop will pop in like “what are your thought on taking a pottery class?” and it’s happened before where she’s been so swamped with work that she doesn’t have time to pick up supplies for dency so coop will just go out and like buy diapers?? and gradually phoebe feels herself opening up more and more and one night she’s at p3 and this guy come up to talk to her and she doesn’t just scowl him away and she finds herself having a great conversation and she see coop wink at her from across the bar.
and you know things go well with this guy yada yada yada but one night she goes out on a date and her sisters weren’t able to watch lil dency for her so coop was babysitting and she comes back home to see coop sending out small pink glowing projections from his ring and her baby just laughing uncontrollably trying to catch them and phoebe gets why she has been ready to dive fully in to the guy she’s been going out with. coop says it’s just nerves bc of her past relationships and that it’s completely fine and understandable but phoebe knows better. or at least now she does. she’s in love with coop.
#i feel like this Completely went off on a totally different tangent than what was asked but uhh im postin it regardless#charmed#phoebe x coop#💌#margaretsminiessays#phoebe halliwell#coop halliwell#dency halliwell
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HAMILTON ARRIVED ON DISNEY+ A FEW DAYS AGO WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!?????
as you couldn't tell, I am IN LOVE with Hamilton! the musical got me into discovering the musical fandom!
sure I was in love with Hairspray and musicals in general but Hamilton was my first actual music obsession!
this is the LIVE SHOW! just recorded professionally! and Imma do my usual review on it! :3
-lol king george's intro at the beginning! XD
-WHO ELSE BOPPED AND GOT EXCITED DURING THE FIRST SONG IN ACT I: ALEXANDER HAMILTON!?
-I like how the crowd is so respectful to the performers and only laughs and claps when necessary!
-the dance choreography! *chefs kiss* perfecto!
-YO! the actors for John Laurens/Philip, Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson and Hercules Mulligan/ Maddison ARE. FINE! they. are. DADDIES! PERIODT!
-okay but like... the actresses for Angelica and Peggy are also pretty fine! like.. UwU WIFEYS!
-Angelica~, (work, work) Eliza~ and PEGGY! the schuyler sisters~! sorry I had to! TvT
-ANGELICA. IS. A QUEEN! PERIODTTTT!!
-lol everything that comes out of King george's mouth is gold! XD
-RIGHT HAND MAN IS A BOP OH MY GOD! (O///o///O)
-aw, Helpless is so wholesome I love it! <3
-okAY BUT SATISFIED IS MY FAVORITE SONG AND IT'S WHAT GOT ME
INTO THE HAMILTON FANDOM! I KNOW THE SONG WORD FOR WORD ISTG-
-lmao who else died at raise a glass reprise cuz... XD it got me!
-WAIT FOR IT IS MY SECOND FAVORITE SONG!! (>///o///<) but like show me mother theodosia pls! T^T
-"I'm a general! WEEEE"
Charles Lee~
best quote by far!
- the way! John Laurens! looks at Alexander! jesus why does he have to be so attractive!?
-damn Alexander got daddy issues! O_O
-that would be enough almost made me cry what??
-EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S VERY HOT FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!...
wait that's not the lyrics..
-damn! dying is easy, but living is harder... that hit different! :'(
-THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!! HOLY THAT SONG SLAPSSSS!!
-oml Hercules Mulligan's solo (O///_///O) and he sticks his tongue out too! he's a aggressive top hottie and I am living for it!!!
- what comes next was totally foreshadowing for when Trump becomes president. like, "when your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me"! like yo! foreshadowing or what??
-aw dear theodosia! my third favorite song! you know, ever since I heard this I wanted to name my child theodosia so that I could sing her this song as a lullaby.
-NO!!! JOHN LAURENS MY HUSBAND!!! T^T </3 I knew he was gonna die anyway cause I've listened to the sundtrack many times but still! and Alexander was so happy singing about his son and then he hears about John's death I'm- :'( I almost cried again during that song... you can probably tell that I love John Laurens..
-NON STOP THO!! LIKE WHAT!?! THIS SONG WAS AWESOME IN THE
SOUNDTRACK AND IT'S MORE AWESOME NOW THAT I'M SEEING IT AND SINGING ALONG!! (>///O///<)
~~intermission~~
-okay okay, act II! I'm ready!! give. me. that. tea!
-THOMAS JEFFERSON! HOLY SH!T HE'S HOT!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!
-OH! AND HE DOES THE KISS!! excuse me while I faint of fangirling...
-aw, poor Maddison is sick. lol corona?? I'm telling y'all they knew what was gonna happen in 2020! like even John wanted to help end black slavery and then there was that george floyd situation now and just... foreshadowing all over! :T
-HOLY CRAP YO THERE'S AN ACTUAL RAP BATTLE!! XD WHAAAATT??? like Jefferson and Hamilton got them mics, they be all up in each other's face roasting each other like bro!
-"turn around, bend over I'll show you where my shoe fits!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! GET ROASTED JEFFERSON BAM WHAT??
- lmao why the fnck do they have an grown a$$ man playing a 9 year
old?? XD
-okay, I love the sister dynamic for Angelica and Eliza! they're so cute! and I like how no one questions that even though their races are different they're still related. and it bothers me that people nitpick about that. like leave them alone, they are sisters! periodt!
-oh no it's say no to this... I hate this song... I can't believe Hamilton had an affair with someone he doesn't even know! who cares if she's hot?? you're MARRIED!
-and wait... ain't that the actress who played Peggy in the last act?? sheesh no wonder she's so attractive!
-look at this dude saying "lord show me how to say no to this, I don't know how to say no to this"! LIKE BOI! just say no! tf?? it doesn't matter if she's a fncking model! if I was married to a kind hearted, gentle and just generally an amazing person Like Eliza, and a woman pulled me in their bed and said "stay~" I would've been like "HAHA nope! peace out my guy, I'm already taken thank you very much and they do it to me better than you ever did! periodt!" and I would leave. it's that easy!
-"and her bodies screaming hell yes" BOI IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR D!CK
IN YOUR PANTS AND GO HOME ALEXANDER I SWEAR TO FnCKING ALLAH......
-and he fncked up... that's it... I'm done!! Deuses! *gives peace sign and leaves*
-no one else was in the room? okay we getting hype now! XP
-damn Aaron Burr is a great dancer! XD
-oh sh!t oh sh!t there's another rap battle! same people too... everyone take cover! seriously this is not a drill!
-damn! okay did not hear this yet?? uhm so.... Hamilton snapped. and not the good type of snapped too... the moment he was given a opportunity to speak he literally shouted "YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MIND!" and when I tell you I shook....
-"daddy's callin'.." oKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW WRONG DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU??
-lol when Burr came on stage and started singing, Jefferson was so
confused he was like "bruh the hell did you come from??" and I died! XD
-oh sh!t Burr and Jefferson are joining forces- LOOK OUT EVERYONE AS
THEY BRING THE THUNDER!
-YO THE RAPPING IN THIS SONG IS LIKE WOWZAH! LIKE BARS BRO! :D LIKE FnCKING M&M IS QUAKING!
-"sir, I don't know what you heard but WHATEVER IT IS.... Jefferson started it.." LMFAO ALEX I SWEAR TO GOD XD
-one last time oh no I'm scared this song is gonna make me cry isn't it??
-YEP I WAS RIGHT! I'M CRYING NOW! GREAT!
-George Washington's voice is so powerful oh my lord... and oop! he's crying too! also great! :'D
-my hEART T^T-
-King George Istg STOP! XD
-also yay, I like how they used a woman for the guard/right hand man to the king! as a feminist... I approve UwU
-who else flinched when the king started laughing........ because I did....
-"sit down John you FAT MOTHER FnCKER!" oop... was not expecting that!
-NO ALEX DON'T TELL THEM THEY'RE JOINING FORCES YOU'RE DEAD IF YOU TELL THEM THAT- aaaaaaaand you told them... smart.. real smart -_-
-okay but Thomas' reaction was even more funny on screen then in the sound track X'D
-welp... now Burr's gonna tell everybody.. oh wait no.. ALONG with Jefferson and Maddison... good job, Alexander..
-holy sh!t the reynolds pamphlet! he actually wrote it down?? I mean I knew this happened but STILL! WHAT THE FnCK, HAMILTON?!?
-Jefferson is getting to hype for this I swear XD
-OH CRAP ANGELICA IS HERE!
-"all the way from London? DAYUM!" that's me!
-damn, work it, King George! XP
-YEAH DAMN RIGHT HIS POOR WIFE ELIZA DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! >:(
-aw man, Burn hit's different! especially when you catch your ex cheating on you. if that ever happens, LISTEN TO THIS SONG! trust me!
-I feel so bad for her.. :(
-Philip saying "the scholars say I got the same virtuosity and brains as my pops, the ladies say that's not where the resemblance stops~" MADE ME DIE! LIKE ON THE SPOT! NO JOKE!
-the ladies are getting hype for Philip and honestly I CAN SEE WHY! HE'S A DADDY! DUNNO! UwU
-OOF! BEEF!
-he got shot AGAIN!?!
-he dies AGAIN!?!
-WHY DOES THIS HANDSOME BOI KEEP DYING?? LET HIM LIVE BRO!! T^T
-poor Eliza...
-oh god please no not it's quiet uptown! Imma cry again!
-oop... and now I'm crying again... ain't that fun! :'D
-the way they held hands at the end! T^T be still my heart!
-DAYUM! Hamilton chose JEFFERSON over Burr! oof, that's gotta sting!
-"you know what we can change that, you know why?"
me: why? "because I'm the president.."
me: *blushes and sweats*.... uh.. ahem... welp, that's enough convincing for me you got it sir! I am so sorry... TvT
-oh no they about to duel! oh sh!t oh sh!t! I'm scared!
-lol A. Ham! XD I'm sorry I just find that so funny! HAM! AHA do I look like a Christmas meal to you?? lmao
-he's... HE'S AIMING HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY! BURR HOLD UP DON'T SHOOT DON'T-
-... he shot Hamilton...
-seriously Burr??
-Eliza has been through many heartbreaks right now..
-oh this is my 5th favorite song. who lives who dies, who tells your story... I'm gonna cry again, aren't I?
-yep! definitely just cried! that song always hits home for me..
I love this musical so much! no words can describe how much it means to me. so I suggest you listen to the soundtrack yourself, if you haven't and tell me how you feel about it. c:
#I feel a rollercoaster of emotions#i criiii#who lives who dies who tells your story#hamilton#hamilton the musical#they added hamilton to disney+#we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes#alexander hamilton#the schuyler sisters#i'm in love with musicals#musical#musical fangirl#extreme fangirling#who else thinks that Thomas Jefferson is hot??#who else thinks John Laurens is hot??#who else thinks Hercules Mulligan is hot??#the revoltuion#dear theodosia#musical fandom
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Ranma 2/4
Part Two: Chapter 13 - 25
Unless someone comes up with a better name I’m sticking with this one
HOW tf is the principal crazier than before?!
Yup, spreading out the Kuno-Principal thing
Is Sasuke seriously an anime-only?!?
Like I said Ryoga needs to chill a little first
Main reason I don’t like Ukyo That scene where she blatantly states she’s fine with turning Ranma into something he’s not rather than helping him
(Ignoring the near constant amount of undermining his abilities)
“I’m gonna cheer him up” as she holds a sword! Why?!
Ranma you dummy, hug Akane!
I hate this demon/ghost cat
Shampoo, you manipulative bitch
Akane learns to swim like a normal person
The lifeguard in me can’t do it
The principal is background shenanigans
Totally forgot about the kid who wants to play video games and is “weak” bc of it
Definitely need to find a different reason tho
Lazy little shits are a pain
Also his mom is crap
Akane… why you be dumb?
Weird Happosai is Santa plot…
What is with the Excalibur meets lucky 1000 meets fairy godmother?
Good news is, with what I’ve done to Kuno’s understanding of Ranma’s curse Ranma knows Kuno wouldn’t give him that wish and calls it quits sooner
Someone just needs to explain Ranma’s really confusing sense of morality to me
Cuz it’s either on 110% or it’s nonexistent, now normally nonexistent is for Kuno but still
Look Ranma’s got ego problems but he ain’t stupid
No betting the Tendo Dojo at five!
On what planet is that a legal document?!?
Some1 tell me why Shampoo using Ranma as a stop ramp bugs me so bad
That mo when you can’t remember if the Hot Spring Challenge is when Ukyo met Shampoo in the anime…
I don’t think so…
Akane you made me need to google a word
That like never happens Ranma you idiot
So close but so far
So much more logic, thanks
I mean more insanity, but it explains why Ranma swapped clothes
Finally! Ranma apologizes
Jesus Christ someone would think I won the goddamn lotto with how loud I cheered when this happened
600% approve of this over what happened in the anime
Oof poor Ranma
Hahahaha in your face Shampoo, but I also think I know why Ranma chose it
Poor Ryoga
I KNEW this guy was coming I still hate it
YEET you can’t PAY ME to do this arc
Look, is it the fact that I had etiquette and dance classes as a child and everyone assumed this is what it was like? Probably.
It wasn’t so I won’t.
Any1 else notice how Nabiki is one of the few ppl that uses she/her when Ranma is in his cursed form no matter what?
Why does this bug me?
Akane, stop beating Ranma up, honestly
This is closer to abuse rather than teasing
*sighs*
Gotta work that out of the narrative, intentional or not
Every1 sayin she’s violent isn’t helping
Like I said really fucking morally GREY Nabiki
How grey can you go before you get black?
Let’s find out together
Can everyone PLEASE stop treating Ranma like an object?!
I literally can’t tell if Nabiki is fucking Aro or not…
STRESS
Why is this so hard?!
I hate seeing Akane cry
I know she’s playing Ranma like a kazoo, but the point still stands
WHY ARE YOU TWO SO DUMB?!
Nope, nevermind it’s just Ranma that’s a fuckin idiot I blame Genma
No, I’m not kidding
*sighs* I don’t condone Nabiki doing this in any way just for the record THAT’S not an apology Ranma!
This mess is totally your fault Nabiki
STRESS
am I intentionally pointing out where this work of fiction is stressing me out since I’m now online schooling and suffering for it? Yes, fuck off.
Actually, don’t.
But Fuck Covid19
Aww his hat’s back!
Why do I love his hat so much?
No, seriously Akane’s so cute!
Oooww tree
y’know the sec she realized what Ranma was doing Nabiki should’ve TOLD him!
Congrats Ranma ya got the wrong sis- I mean the right- but wrong- dammit y’know what I mean
Some1 give me a logical explanation for why Ranma goes on a date with a panda doodle, PLEASE
I do appreciate the epic battle background fight for the anime
Further proof that Happosai sucks
Manga name’s somehow less believable I think it’s the use of “snowman” rather than “yeti”
Did Soun just find out that Pchan is Ryoga, and say nothing?
Ooo, Imma commit arson
Remember when I said obey Physics and Medical, I meant it
Arson is wrong and I know this but “transgender bitch” crosses the line
I will do it
Shampoo is a fucking yandere psycho
Just sayin “we’ll see who can get him first”
honestly, any other group and I’d be annoyed, but these four can’t work together for shit I
’m still pissed at Taro, but he can kill Happosai, please
I can’t tell if Shampoo, Mousse and Ryoga are being purposefully obtuse or not
I just reread their names I know the answer to at least two of them
Idk how I feel about Kuno-amnesia we’ll see
yep, Kuno gives me the creeps w or w/out his memories
kinda wish this was anime
jesus christ, poor Ranma
press f to pay respects for Ranma’s stomach
InstaRegret
Also Ukyo’s assumption that some1 can make Ranma doing anythin he doesn’t want to is crap
Like HELLO! Wake up moron!
Nabiki, I mean this in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up
You’re making it worse
Also TALK to each other you ding dongs!
OH RIGHT! I almost forgot about the biggest fucking insult that Ukyo said of her own freewill!
It also proves that she doesn’t know Ranma as a person AT ALL!
It’s not a pick one or the other kind of thing
The fact that she thinks Ranma would accept that is insulting
The fact that she thinks that is insulting and makes me hate the patriarchy
Again, treating him like a prize than a person
*tries not scream, sighs*
Nabiki, you’re the cause of at least 30% of the stress I get from this
You having feelings ain’t the fucking problem here Ukyo, you not acknowledging Ranma’s is
I hate fake criers, anyone who does this I hate you
Always let others in on your plans, kids
When’s every1 gonna realize Ranma’s “wishy-washy” cuz no one’s ever committed to HIM before?
This episode confused me, I’m prepared to be MORE confused
Less confused, I’m surprised
Gonsunkugi, you creep
There is SO much wrong with this
*shudders*
WHAT?!
Y’know I didn’t think Gosunkugi could surprise me, I was wrong
Happosai still sucks unfortunately for all of us he’s now weird on top of it
I love how much Ranma needs to be kicked in the teeth to get any character development out of him
Ryoga is my #1 choice for it, always
Ranma… why are you like this?
Genma, emotional range of a goddamn wall
I am jealous of Ranma’s brain
I could be SO mean with the Shishihokodan
Also, are they implying that Ryoga has depression?
Gimme Ranma’s brain
I won’t ask for his confidence cuz that’s impossible but I want his brain
In Akane’s defense, given what she knows she couldn’t’ve known how badly that would affect Ryoga
I ain’t gonna say “leave Shampoo” cuz that’s cruel
I like the “turn into a Cat” rather than the “Can’t Cross” & the use of New Year’s rather than random but this still brings around the fact that she doesn’t LISTEN to him
Mousse you’re NOT helping in fact you’re actively making it worse did you miss when he said blatantly “I don’t wanna”
oh, sure, NOW you’re ok with it
ugh Mousse, you have a brain, I’ve SEEN you use it. Do so now.
This entire episode weirded me out
IDK if it’s the age-dff or the fact that he was makin it up and somehow everyone thought this was okay …
I won’t YEET it but MASSIVELY change
heheheh
Light bulb
NOPE I’m keeping this surprise to myself
it was a rather sweet end tho
Oh, this episode is a mess and a half, honestly
Also Nabiki, congrats you’ve literally enabled a stalker S
o many laws are broken here
okay, so Kodachi not being in on Ranma’s secret after so long makes sense purely because she doesn’t go to their school
however, with what i’ve done to make Kuno marginally less dumb it makes a little bit less sense…
I literally hate Kuno with what I’ve done to his logic of Ranma’s transformation, but that’s the point Kodachi… how do I handle you… oh, duh!
Ok, so Kodachi is now also terrible
I’m trying to figure out where this is in the plot since there is ZERO
Ok, there’s a LINE, Nabiki
This one would be touching, if it didn’t end the way it does
TALK gentlemen!
It won’t kill you
Fuck a parent that says they’re not your parent for no reason, EVER
I am going to make this hurt
Also gonna take out Genma’s fail at stealth
Remember I said Akane’s going to learn to cook
heheheh
sorry, I just love this idea
Oh this is SO against the rules it’s not even funny
tiny adjustment so they actually have quasi-competent referees
Crazy wants crazy?I won’t stop ‘em
I reiterate: CHEATING!
I am aware that the “ending” apparently sets them back to the start in terms of their relationship but I swear to God if they pretend shit like this didn’t happen I will scream
Someone ships something other than Akane x Ranma PLEASE explain why/how
don’t ship bash but I would insight when you explain
STICK TO CANON
please trust me, I’m a multi/poly/crack shipper
(for frame of reference to a bnha I ship DabiHawks)
I understand the appeal of Fanon
however, I would like to stick to Canon here
so no Fanon
Canon Only
Fully love that high kick
Genma shows Ranma’s secret here, but they already know… so… I shall find out
Ooo, you’re not getting out of this Ranma
Do you know how tempting it is for Akane to at least tell Ranma she’s a girl- oh wait gendered sports… right…
Ranma…
if you didn’t realize it was Akane when she hit you for calling her klutzy I can’t help you
I want to commit arson at some of the comments…
but can confirm that these are HS boys
Doesn’t mean I gotta like it
I was wondering how long I was going to have to wait before tearing into Nodoka
FINALLY
Took me WAY too long to remember that Nodoka calling Ranko tomboyish is due to how he speaks in Japanese
I’ll need to figure that out since… English
Can I explode on Genma’s choice to take Ranma at TWO?!
Can I further explode on both of them for making a TWO YEAR OLD “sign” a Seppuku Pledge?!
I hate both of them, honest
ALSO communication!
Genma! Just fucking TELL HIM!
Making her transphobic is SO tempting
I don’t mean in a “i hate you” way I mean in a “I sheltered my whole life” way
It’s still bad, and painful, but she can easily learn from that
Or be worse, this could go 2 ways
I feel so bad for Akane for this entire conversation
Also poor Ranma like ouch…
Awkward
I’m going to make this hurt something fierce
Slight change since I’m hoping Ranma isn’t as “peak fight or flight” by this point
Genma don’t be an asshole for FIVE MINUTES
Please, that’s all I want
If she doesn’t learn the truth before the end I will make a bad decision
Really, I will
Don’t kill Genma, you can’t
Akane, don’t say like you wouldn’t… honestly
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, honestly, just look the other way Ranma
*sigh*
Ranma…
See, this kind of crap here is why I really don’t like Cologne
any other day Akane’d be right
oof, that means he self aware that girls flock to him
I’m quite frustrated by that if I’m honest
Ranma is clueless about all the wrong things
I love him but God I wanna punch him sometimes
Why is there a swing from the ceiling?!
I had a jolt from the way they set that panel up, thanks
Are you trying to kill me?!
Thank you Cologne, now fuck off
Oh thank God, at least he learned
This is nonanime stuff so I have no clue what’s happening but anything to make Happosai miserable
I’m enjoying this immensely
ugh, “think of it as a compliment” ghost
Eat me
okay, yeah, as much as I want him dead, that’s worse
I’m glad he’s not a one-and-done character
I will forever ONLY call him Taro when it is NonDialogue
Wait Saffron as in big-bad Saffron?
I literally only know pieces of the end so I’m just pulling from what I know
Lol, wait… was that soldier Anime only too?
I almost liked you there for a sec Taro
Now I’m pissed again
bravo
Oh, YIKES
… if Ranma falls into the Spring of Drowned Twins would he split?
I’m not going to DO IT, obviously!
I’m just curious okay…
that answers that… and kills anyone other than Ranma’s plan to turn back to normal I hope everyone is aware of that
oof
Since when is there a castle on an island in Japan
tis just a scratch, I’ll admit that was funny
Ranma… your stomach gets you in so many problems
ok, that was wholesome
I approve
Okay, so my understanding is that Mrs. Tendo got sick, so I can understand the reactions to Kasumi
BUT I still find it odd because… well… anyone in my house gets sick and you mostly can’t even tell I mean, minus a worse attitude and a mask, other than that though, nope we keep ‘er movin’
I’m moving this section sooner EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!
I like her mom’s cookbook tho
I could make a Ranma x Ryoga joke here, but I won’t
I also won’t make a Ranma x Ryoga joke chapter cuz I’m nice like that
Actually I might have no choice
I’m FINE just dying
Help
my multishipper heart is dying here
I love this
InstaRegret for THREE people
If nothing else, I’m impressed
(well three once Ranma’s back to normal)
I need help
Fangirling/Fanboying/Fanpeopling is dangerous folks, remember that
Poor Ryoga
Though I too feel that right now like where do I look because everything coming in at mach 6
I’m changing that one scene tho cuz I can’t justify the aftermath without it
This… is… weird to say the least
I feel like I should just expect anything with Gosunkugi remotely involved to be weird at this point
okay, not as weird as I expected
glad it was short tho
I think I am officially out of anime terf
YAY, new content!
This is why I ask about any ship that isn’t Ranma x Akane
Also, names?
That- that- that can’t...
I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
EWWW
gross
WHY?!?!!
also, biology, that’s not how that works!!
You two ARE idiots
Ryoga you die I’ll kill you
Well… that hurt to see so quick…
Ranma, get up!
I officially hate this Herb guy
ok, so if you put HOT water in the ladle do you stay that way forever?
Alright! Way to go Ryoga!
I need to stop shipping Rivals it’s bad for my health
fucking eat it you dick!
Poor Akane
nevermind, Ranma you idiot
awwwww
ok, so that whole no more Anime-content… I was wrong, and I admit that, but still
I’m just thinking of my bff when they realize she’s an adult cuz, yeah, she’s like that too
except like physically an adult unlike tiny-Hinako
oh MY GOD Ukyo you’re driving me up the goddamn wall I swear!
THANK YOU AKANE!
“You’re all Ranma’s fiancées” when only one of them actually is
GIANT SIGH OF ANNOYANCE
Ranma, learn to communicate, PLEASE!
Okay… so is this where they figured it out or are some ppl still in the dark?
TIMELINE!!
Honestly, mood Ranma, mood
This entire plot line confuses me if I’m being totally honest
I mean I live for the Akane focus, but there are so many better ways to do this
#ranma ½#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#ranma#akane tendo#nabiki tendo#kasumi tendo#soun tendo#genma saotome#nodoka saotome#tatewaki kuno#kodachi kuno#full series au#bc I know no restraint#I'm doing this to distract from stress shut up#don't judge me#COVID19 binge watch
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Headcanons: Jim Mason as a dad (Jim Mason x fem!reader)
Word Count: 1.7k
Warnings: dad!Jim, pregnancy, drug mentions, mentions of smut, this is basically all fluff I couldn’t be mean to sweet Jimmy
A/N: I am back with more dad! content and honestly I am thriving. Anything that gives Jim the happy ending he deserves is the move. As always, send me feedback and let me know what else you wanna see!
Jim is the one that first brings up having a baby
You ditched Palos Verdes as soon as you graduated and had enough money to get an apartment
He became a completely different person, a happier person
You guys lived pretty lowkey and just minded your business tbh
Medina occasionally dropped in for a night or two, but you were alone with each other most days
Jim didn’t mind it being just the two of you, it was what he preferred actually
You’d held him through so many bad nights, and he couldn’t picture you not being with him for the rest of his life
Everything was peaceful, unlike how it was in PV with Jim’s parents and the Bay Boys
It didn’t seem possible, but spending the past several years away from the chaos made you both fall even more in love with each other
Jim felt like he had missed out on being truly happy because of the drugs, so he was making up for lost time by simply enjoying the little things in life with you
Maybe you’ve went to the beach so Jim could surf and you set up your towels next to a young family that had a small toddler with pudgy hands that looked like a spitting image of their parents
He sees how happy they are and how cute their baby is and thinks about how he could potentially have that with you one day
The little baby is so cheery and excited and Jim is obsessed
The baby runs up to you with one of their shovels and tries to scoop sand into your lap and you play along with them and help them build a sand castle
It makes Jim’s heart go SWOOSH
The way you effortlessly welcomed the baby into your care made Jim absolutely positive that you would be the best mom
When he finally builds up the nerve to talk to you about it he’s really straight forward
Tells you exactly what he wants and why
Your heart melts at his speech and you think about how far along Jim has come since overdosing on the beach so many years ago
He really wanted to be even more happy than he already was, and a baby would do that for him
It doesn’t even take any convincing on his part whatsoever
Just the idea of a mini-Jim with blue eyes running around your house made you weak
Plus, who are you to deny Jim of something you know who make both of you so content?
Jim definitely cries when he finds out you’re finally pregnant
Dad mode is immediately kicked into full gear
He doesn’t let you do hardly anything by yourself
You have to tell him to let you breathe sometimes, reminding him that you’re pregnant, not injured
He reads stories to your belly and always falls asleep in your lap at night
He wants to make sure that the baby knows his voice when they’re born
You know for a FACT he buys a newborn sized denim jacket so they can match
I think his hipster ass would also buy those little baby onsies that have band names on them too
Buys every stuffed animal in the goddamn world
For the sake of giving Jim everything he deserves, I’d say your pregnancy was relatively easy
No scares or problems really
It was Jim that endured the struggling
He thought there was no way that he would ever feel down knowing that he had a baby on the way
But he slowly grew sick to his stomach that he was going to fuck it up somehow
He was convinced that eventually he’d relapse, or his bottled up aggression would resurface
He’d fuck up his kid’s life and yours with his own problems, ruining everything
Causing you to pack up and leave, and his happy ending would fall apart
It took a lot to talk him down, but you managed
That night, you’d held him as close as your giant bump would allow and rubbed circles on his back until he fell asleep with his head buried in your hair
I picture Jim’s first born being a son, one that looks just like him
Blue eyes and chocolate brown hair
Is a super soft and gentle boy that loves being close to his mom and dad as much as possible
A son also acts as another step in Jim’s healing process to see himself in his little boy and do everything he can to make sure their life is perfect
We all know that Jim does not stop crying when he finally holds his baby for the first time
He whispers softly to them over and over that he promises that he’ll never let them be exposed to the ugliness that he had been through
Jim is obsessed with everything that has to do with his baby
His sneezes? Adorable
His little toes? The cutest
His tiny butt? Don’t even get him started
He loves taking care of him, but he really loves watching how the two of you bond
Little bubba laying on your chest while you both take a nap after a feeding? He can’t stop staring
Those are his two favorite people in the world that he’d do absolutely anything for if they asked
Jim is literally his baby’s biggest cheerleader
They learn how to hold up their head or sit up on their own or hold their bottle? He’s clapping and telling them, “Good job! I’m so proud of you!” While aggressively giving him smooches on the face
He knows they have no idea what the fuck he’s saying, but it makes the baby smile so he does it anyway
Let’s just say, Jim’s baby grows up to be a chunker
Like...a fat ass little baby with leg rolls and arm rolls and the squishiest cheeks you’ve ever seen
Jim loves to tickle their belly and do anything he possibly can to get them giggling uncontrollably
Squishy cheeks = slobbery baby that loves to put everything in his mouth
Jim’s nose, your cell phone, the corner of the coffee table, his fat little feet, the leash of Jim’s surfboard that’s propped against the wall? It’s free real estate for him to put it directly inside of his mouth
Since he’s so damn chubby, the little kid is like a portable space heater because of his rolls making him so warm
He also LOVES to cuddle with Jim
They are both Big Sleepy Boys so you can always find the two of them taking a nap together whenever they’ve gone missing in the house for a bit or their laughter had died down
His favorite spot is laying on Jim’s chest with you tucked under Jim’s arm so you can stick your hand out and he can wrap his tiny hand around your finger and conk tf out while you brush your thumb across his knuckles soothingly
Jim never wants to put him down, and you know he’s lowkey sad when his baby starts to walk and doesn’t need him to carry him around everywhere
He starts calling you ‘mama’ because he thinks it suits you and it always makes you blush
“Come here and let me love on you, mama.”
“You’re such a good mama.”
He mutters it into your neck during sex when you’re both exhausted and taking your time and it just feels so good
Let’s not waste anymore time and say that Jim is counting down the days until he can take his bubba to the beach and let him see the ocean
Knowing babies, your son probably freaks out when the tide comes up around his feet
Does the thing where he kicks his feet up while Jim is holding his hands so he can stand without falling and immediately gets scared and throws a fit
His crying makes Jim freak the fuck out because he never even considered the fact that his child of all people would hate the water
You have to tell him that he probably just didn’t like the cold and that he’d get used it eventually
And eventually that fat ass little baby does!!
He loooooves crawling around in the sand and trying to eat it
He also loves watching Jim surf
You point Jim out to him when he’s out catching a wave and clap his hands together with yours when he rides in on the shore and eventually
“Look at papa!! He did it!”
He keeps chanting, “Papa! Papa! Papa!” When Jim waves at you two from out in the water
There’s an old man that owns the ice cream shack on the beach where you guys have been going to ever since you moved there
He always told you guys that you two were the sweetest couple he’d ever seen on this beach
He also absolutely loses it whenever he sees you with your baby in tow
He’s been watching you guys grow older together and now you have a baby and he is your number one fan
He always gives you a free popsicle for the baby and squeezes his cheeks whenever you guys visit the shack
He also really loves watching how happy the baby gets when he sees the sugary treat
By the end of the afternoon the three of you are sitting on your blanket relaxing and digesting your lunch
Jim is burying your baby’s legs in the sand and savoring his little squeals as he does so
Soon he starts rubbing his eyes and you know that means he’s tired
He stands up out from the sand and crawls into Jim’s lap and wraps his arms around Jim’s neck
Jim lays back and lets him take a lil nap on his chest since he was so exhausted from chasing seagulls and dogs all day
You pack up and have a peaceful drive home, all three of you are drained by now and too tired to say anything
Jim rests his hand on the inside of your thigh and rubs his leg with his thumb absentmindedly as your son is in the backseat snuggling with his favorite stuffed monkey Jim had bought him before he was born
Once you get home, the baby immediately goes back to sleep in his crib and you and Jim collapse into the bed after a quick rinse in the shower
He buries his head in your hair and gets comfortable with his arms around your waist
Mumbles something into your ear and you ask him to speak up
“Thank you.”
“For what?”
“Everything.”
For staying with him, for loving him when it seemed like no one else did, for leaving PV for him, for giving him the most precious boy in the world, for making him truly happy when he didn’t think he ever could be
You give his arms a little squeeze, silently letting him know what he meant adn you both fall asleep peacefully
Imma tag the fellow dad!Jim thots I can think of and that’s it alright have a good day
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#”What are we?”
Monstadt Version / Inazuma Version / Sumeru Version
How would the Liyue men react when you ask them what your relationship is?
Warnings: none
Characters: Zhongli, Childe, Xiao
Note: Xiao is such a complex character to write. It’s hard to capture his personality because I haven’t had the same experiences as him. I’m still biased towards him nonetheless XD
~Zhongli
He’s a 6,000+ year old archon, he notices things such as nervous behaviour. I mean, he literally ruled over Liyue. I’m pretty sure he noticed your skittish behaviour.
He’s a gentleman, so it’s no surprise that he doesn’t bring it up. Still, the topic does come up eventually when you ask him.
His immediate reaction is to smile, place down his teacup, and try to reassure you. A true gentleman haha.
“Although this decision is yours, it would be no greater honour then entering a relationship with you. If you would, that is.”
And it would be no greater honour to you then to accept his proposal.
“Shall we consider this outing as our first date, dear?”
~Childe
Surprisingly good at read body language. It must be from all the fighting and Fatui missions he’s done. After all, he needs to pay attention to his opponents body language to avoid being injured.
He does bring it up, but cautiously as not to scare you off.
Childe reacts similar to Kaeya, but he gives off an air of cofidence unlike the captain.
“We’re a couple of course, what else?”
Why do you love this overconfident harbinger again?
“We weren’t together before? Surely you jest.”
~Xiao
Doesn’t even notice that anything is wrong. After all, Xiao doesn’t particularly care for mortal contact. So, he’s not the best with emotions.
As soon as the question leaves your mouth, he scoffs and turns to you with furrowed brows.
You receive no answer from him and you think you’ve been ignored, so you go to leave. He only speaks as you go to walk off the balcony.
“I suppose, you do make me feel this weird sensation I’ve never felt before. Does that mean anything?”
Clueless Xiao is so cute! And yes, it does mean something, Xiao.
“Love? Tch, I have no need for titles such as this. But if it’s from you, I’ll accept it.
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🔥 ℝise Ⱥbove I̾t ◈ Chapter 041 [The Bakugo Family]
📑 Table of Contents | ◂Backward
Word Count: 2,984
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〈“So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways.
All my underdogs, we will never be never be anything but loud.
And nitty-gritty, dirty little freaks, won’t you come on and raise your glass.”
P!nk, “Raise Your Glass”〉
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Momo glanced at me with a nervous smile as we walked down the hallway. “Do you know what agency you’re gonna choose?”
I went to reply but stopped myself. If I tell her that I don’t know any of these heroes, it might raise too many questions that I’m too lazy to make up lies to. “Not a fucking clue. What about you?”
“I’m thinking about choosing Uwabami. She sent me an offer.”
“She sounds like a fucking thot, but ‘kay.”
She chuckled. “You always speak your mind. I like that about you.”
“Most people hate it. Just ask Aizawa.”
“Do you mind… if I call you Jen?”
“Eh?” I looked at her in surprise. Why is she askin’ me that? It’s not like I asked her if I could use her first name. I just did it because her last name gives me a fucking headache.
“S-Sorry!” She apologized, waving her hands frantically. “It’s totally okay if you don’t want me to!”
“I don’t mind. I was just surprised you asked.”
“Oh, I see!” Her face brightened and she clapped her hands together. “Thank you!” I don’t really get why it made her so happy, but I sent her a smile, listening to her talk about various things as we made our way into the cafeteria to get our food before sitting down at a deserted table near the center of the room. “I’m planning on going shopping this weekend, would you like to come with me?”
“Ew,” My nose wrinkled as I stabbed a chicken nugget with my fork. Yes, I am a literal child. “I hate shopping. Especially for clothes.”
Her smile faltered, a bead of sweat rolling down her cheek. “A-Ah, I thought so, but I wanted to ask. What do you like, then? We’ve been classmates for a while, but… I don’t really know anything about you.”
“Tacos,” I responded instantly.
“That’s the one thing I definitely know,” she laughed. “Other than tacos?”
I scratched my cheek thoughtfully. What do I like? “Let’s see… Dr. Pepper is pretty dope. Cats are adorable as fuck. Video Games are fun, especially racing games. And, uhh… that’s it, I guess.”
She frowned, cupping her chin. “That’s not much to work with… I suppose I could ask father to turn guest room G into a gaming room.”
My eye twitched, the chicken nugget falling from my fork. Oh, honey, no no no. Momo, don’t tell me… you’re a rich bitch?! Well, I guess she doesn’t really act like one, though. At least I don’t get any Regina George vibes from her. Oh wait, maybe that’s why Reggian is so bitchy because his name is Regina. Heh, get rekt.
Momo continued to ramble on, clearly excited about the idea of a new project where she gets to design a gaming room. She also mentioned something about a cat cafe, but she was back to the game room before I could interject my thoughts. Well, as long as she’s happy, I guess.
Bzzt. Bzzt.
Hmm? Who the fuck would be texting me right now? If Toshi or Zawa needed something, they know where I am. Maybe it’s that lazy ass Katsuki. Oh, no, he’s on the other side of the room yelling at Kirishima about something. Curious, I pulled the phone from my pocket, holding it under the table so I didn’t offend Momo. It was a new message from an unknown number. I wonder how wrong this can go.
✉ ‘If you want to learn the truth about your mother, choose Caraphernelia’s Hero Agency.’
My eyes narrowed. Because that’s not suspicious as fuck is it? I replied, ‘Who tf is this?’
✉ ‘I’m an old friend of your mother :)’
I scoffed quietly. This has to be a prank, right? It doesn’t seem like something Tosh or Zawa would do though, and Katsuki is the only other one that knows about my mom…
✉ ‘I can tell you all of her deepest, darkest secrets, one even All Might doesn’t know~ After all, some things a girl can only tell to her female friends, you know?’
✉ ‘You do want to learn about your mother and who you are… right?’
“Jen, is something wrong? You look kind of pale…” Momo frowned, reaching her hand out for my forehead. “You don’t have a fever,”
“Ah, yeah…” A bead of sweat rolled down my cheek as I stood up, clearing my throat. “I’m feeling a bit, uhh, closed in so I’m gonna get some fresh air.”
“Do you want me to accompany you?”
“Nah, don’t worry about it. Finish eating, I’ll see ya in a bit.” I smiled, patting her shoulder before dumping my tray and heading from the room. Man~ what the fuck is with this shit? I don’t have the mental capacity to make my own decisions. Pretty sure I proved that multiple times in my life.
Like that one time when a rat got into my house when I was a kid. The neighbor’s cat followed it inside, still have no fucking idea how, and it had the poor thing cornered. Now, being an animal sympathizer, naturally my dumbass picked it up barehanded and got the shit bit out of my hand. Blood everywhere. Gramps was not happy.
Then there was the whole code name picking thing. That didn’t go over too well, but it’s not my fucking fault. Decisions are hard.
I rubbed my head in frustration. I do want to know more about my mom, though. I feel like… it’ll give me some closure or some shit. Right now, it kinda feels like the puzzle of my life up to this point is missing some pieces that can only be filled in with more info about her. What if this bitch actually knows why my mom decided to become a hero? What about my dad? Does this bitch have any idea who he might be?
I knew I would regret this, but before my brain could question my idiotic decision, I typed my reply, ‘I’ll do it.’
The dots appeared on the screen, indicating that a message was being typed. A minute passed by. Two. Five. My eye twitched. If this bitch don’t –
✉ ‘Is a burger a salad? What about cereal, is it a soup? Is cake really just a lasagna?’
What the fuck kinda drugs is this bitch taking?! This is why you don’t lick mushrooms, kids. Or frogs. Please don’t lick frogs.
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“Oi, tiger.”
I glanced over my shoulder, pausing just outside the school gate. “Yo, Katsuki~”
He didn’t stop walking, his shoulder bumping into mine as he passed by. “You’re coming over for dinner tonight.”
“Pretty sure I’m not,” I stuffed my hands into my pockets as I followed after him. “Pops says I’m not allowed to eat at stranger’s houses anymore.”
He ignored me, a scowl on his face. “My old hag won’t stop bitching at me about meeting you. I mentioned you one fucking time when you cheated at Needy Speedy and she won’t let it the fuck go.”
“I did not cheat, you just suck,” I responded. “And that honestly sounds like a you problem, so~ good luck with that.”
“My dad is making you tac -”
“Why the fuck didn’t you start with that, bro?” I threw my arm around his shoulder with a grin, feeling my stomach growling at the thought.
“You’re fucking pathetic,” he deadpanned.
“Oh? Are we stating the obvious now? I love that game! My turn – you’re part chihuahua.”
“I’m not a fucking dog, you bitch!!”
I winched, pulling away and rubbing my poor ear. “I think my ear is bleeding…”
“Good!”
“You’re paying for my medical bills, chief.”
“Like hell I am! Go to hell!”
“I visit hell every summer. It’s a bit too warm for my tastes, but the people are pleasant.”
Katsuki groaned, slamming his hand to his face. “I hate you so goddamn much.”
“Love you, too, buddy.”
“Do not say that around my old hag! She’ll get the wrong idea!”
“Sure, sure.”
We finally arrived at his house and stepped inside, kicking our shoes off inside the doorway. Within seconds, a woman’s voice echoed throughout the house, sounding quite angry. “Damn it, Katsuki!! I told you to clean your room before you left for school this morning!” A woman rounded the corner and I swear on Wade Wilson, this woman looked like someone copy and pasted Katsuki but made him older and gave him tits. “Your teacher also called and told me that you didn’t choose a hero name yet! Knowing you, you probably chose something stupid and it got rejected!”
“Hah?! It wasn’t stupid, it was fucking brilliant!”
“Don’t you raise your voi -! Oh, hello.” Her voice immediately softened when her vermillion eyes landed on me, a bright smile replacing the annoyed expression. “I never thought I’d live to see the day my idiot son brought a friend home!” She clapped her hands together.
“I only brought her because you wouldn’t stop bitching about it!”
She grabbed the top of his head and forcefully shoved him down. “Don’t be rude! Introduce us!”
“You have mouths, don’t cha? Introduce your damn self, you hag!”
I laughed. Bro, watching these two go at it is like watching a pomeranian and a chihuahua barking at each other and slapping their paws on the ground! This is comedy feckin’ gold right here. I should film this… I can’t believe Katsuki is such a momma’s boy. This is perfect fucking blackmail, yo. “I’m Jen Winchester, Katsuki’s classmate, and best friend. I’m also the one that always beats him at video games.”
“You don’t beat me at shit!” He snapped angrily. “And don’t go declaring yourself my best friend, dumbass!”
Her eyes shined brightly. “It’s so nice to meet you, my name is Mitsuki Bakugo, Katsuki’s mother. Please come in, make yourself at home!”
I followed her into the living room, setting my bag down on the floor in front of the couch before sitting down. There were two brown couches facing each other, with a coffee table between them. Reminds me of the lounges at school.
“Do you drink tea?”
Katsuki scoffed, falling onto the couch across from me. “This dumbass only drinks cold tea.”
“Stop being rude, you little shit!” She snapped angrily before smiling at me. “I’ll bring you some iced tea, then!”
I waited until she was out of sight before turning to the blonde with a grin. “Your mom is cool as fuck.”
His eyes narrowed. “Do not tell her that, her head is big enough as it is.”
“Pretty sure that’s you, but okay.”
She returned a few moments later holding a tray in one hand and a large book in the other. Setting the tray down on the table, she set a glass of iced tea in front of me before giving herself and her son a cup of steaming tea. She settled down beside me, the navy blue book on her lap. The words ‘Photo Album’ was printed in gold, bold lettering in the top right corner.
Katsuki groaned at the sight of it. “Why the fuck are you like this?!”
“Because I’m your mother! It’s my job as a parent to embarrass my son.” She chirped happily before opening the book. “It’s nice to finally have someone to show these to!”
The first two pages contained pictures of her at the hospital, looking tired and sweaty, her skin glowing as she looked down at the newborn baby in her arms with a proud look on her face.
“Even as a newborn, he had a shitty look on his face.” She informed me with a smile. “The nurse was worried that we had given him a lemon!”
I laughed at that. “Gotta hand it to ’em, he’s consistent if nothing else.”
“That’s true!” She continued to flip through the pages, showing me pictures from his first few years of life. Pictures of him in the sandbox, him at the beach, him wearing an All Might onesie – oh my fucking god that’s adorable. I noticed a couple pictures of him and Izuku, but I chose not to comment on them.
My eyes fell on one image in particular. It was him and Zuku in the park playing soccer together. They looked around three or four years old and they looked… happy together. My brow furrowed as I took in their innocent expressions. From this picture, they look like they were pretty good friends back then. I know people grow apart, but… is it really that simple? I know Zuku still cares about Katsuki, but does he feel the same way somewhere deep down?
“This one was taken the day his quirk manifested. He started to act so smugly after that.” She pointed to a picture of Katsuki standing outside his preschool, small explosions appearing in his palm. He definitely looked smug in that picture. “Oh and look at this one! He had just gotten this All Might figure and bath bomb and he wanted to try them out. So cute, don’t you think?”
“D-Don’t fucking show her that!” Katsuki jumped up, throwing his hands over the page, his cheeks and ears turning red.
She scowled at him. “And why not? A best friend should know these things!”
“S-She’s not my best friend, you damn hag!”
“You’re going to hurt her feelings! Apologize!”
“I’d rather die!”
“That can be arranged!!”
I watched them argue back and forth, sipping my tea in amusement. The front door opened and closed, followed by a soft-spoken male voice, “I’m back.” A kind-looking man with spikey brown hair and eyes framed by black, square glasses stepped into the living room, several plastic bags in his hands.
Mitsuki smiled brightly, setting the album on the table before approaching him and taking the bags from his left hand. “This is my husband, Masaru.”
“Nice to meet you,” he smiled, rubbing his free hand on his jeans before holding it out to me.
I stood up, slipping my hand into his. “You, too. My name’s Jen Winchester, Katsuki’s classmate.”
Katsuki’s vermillion eyes snapped to me and narrowed, but he remained quiet, now sitting on top of the photo album.
“You’re staying for dinner, right?” Masaru questioned softly. “Katsuki said you love tacos, so we’ll be having them for dinner.”
I instantly nodded with a wide grin. “Yes, thank you for having me!”
He chuckled, sending me a closed-eye smile before following his wife into the kitchen.
Katsuki’s still glaring at me. “What did I do this time?”
He grunted, folding his arms over his chest. “You didn’t introduce yourself as my best friend, idiot.”
“Oh, you’re right. Lemme fix that,” I started toward the kitchen but he grabbed the back of my shirt and yanked me backward with a groan.
“Get your fucking bag, we’re going upstairs before she gets the second album.”
“There’s a second album?”
“There’s ten…”
“Oh lawd,” I did as he asked, following him up the stairs and into his room, which was pretty basic surprisingly. A double bed sat against the back wall under the window, while a desk sat against the left wall, holding some books and a laptop. Various weights and dumbells littered the floor on the right, and several pieces of dirty clothes were scattered across the room. “Katsuki, why is there a sock on the ceiling fan?”
“I threw it at the old hag and it missed.”
“Guess it’s a good thing you don’t play basketball, huh.”
“Fuck off.”
Directly to the right of the door was a flat-screen TV with a gaming system and a stack of games that were tilted slightly to the left. In the center of the room was a low, square table.
“It’s actually not as messy as I figured it would be,” I commented, plopping down onto his bed and grabbing the remote off the bedside table.
He rolled his eyes, flopping down at the table with his back to the bed. “Did you choose yet?”
I paused my channel flipping, glancing at him as he looked over his offers. “Actually, yeah.” Pulling my phone from my pocket, I pulled up the messages and rested the device on his shoulder.
He was quiet as he read them, but then his face twisted into a scowl. “You’re such a dumbass. You’re not fucking choosing this bitch, it’s obvious it’s a scam.”
“I mean, probably.” I scratched my cheek, ignoring his look. “But if there’s a small chance it’s not, I can finally get answers, ya know?”
“Or you could fucking die.”
I grinned, leaning forward to poke his cheek. “D’aww, does Katsuki care about me~?”
He smacked my hand away and turned his head, but the tips of his ears were turning pink. “As if! I don’t give a fuck what you do!”
“What about you? Who are you choosing?” I hummed.
“The number four hero, Best Jeanist.” He grinned. “I’m gonna use him to reach the top!”
“Best Jeanist? The fuck is wrong with you people and your shitty hero names?”
His eyes narrowed. “My fucking names were great!”
I chuckled, raising the remote again only to pause as something caught my attention. I upped the volume on the TV and the news anchor’s voice filled the room, “Just a few days earlier, pro hero Ingenium was left mortally wounded after facing off against the infamous hero killer in Hosu city. To date, the hero killer has killed seventeen pro heroes and left twenty-three hurt beyond recovery. His current whereabouts are unknown, but police are -”
I muted the TV, swallowing hard. “O-Oi, ain’t Ingenium Iida’s older brother?”
“Yeah…” he breathed out, his wide eyes meeting mine.
“The hero killer… Stain…”
“He’s the one that killed your mom, didn’t he?”
“That’s what I was told, yeah.” I muttered. “This explains why Iida’s been acting so fucking weird. I think Izuku is right to be worried…”
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The short version: better than I was expecting given the spoilers, not as good as the OT, TFA, or Rogue One, better than the prequel trilogy (in my opinion). If the OT is a 10/10, TFA is 9.5/10, and Rogue One is 9/10, and my favourite of the PT (Revenge of the Sith) is 6/10, I’d put this at a solid 7.5/10.
Good Bits
Luke and Leia have a reunion. There’s no hug, but Luke does kiss her on the forehead. I cried like a baby.
Leia Leia Leia I still love her so much. She’s a much harder character but I understand where she was coming from when she was giving Poe his dressing-down. I love how even after that, she and Poe still had that wonderful rapport: “You can’t just jump in an X-Wing and blow something up!” / “Permission to jump in an X-Wing and blow something up?” “Permission granted!” The scene of her in space had me hyperventilating (and crying, yes), and even if the way she saved herself was visually a bit naff, the imagery of her fingers starting to move gave me literal chills.
Luke’s death is poignant, peaceful, and feels appropriate (given that it’s generally expected that the previous trilogy’s trio doesn’t make it to the end). Also, the visual of the binary sunset.
Related: Force ghosts Luke and Han gonna fuck Kylo uuuuup! (IMPLIED GHOST REUNION. CUE GENTLE SKYSOLO WEEPING. Look I’ve shipped it since I was twelve let me have this.)
Speaking of deaths, while I didn’t like Holdo much, her death was amazing. Like, just the silence.
Luke and Yoda’s conversation!!
And Luke and Artoo’s! The ‘watch your language’ line! THE HOLOGRAM OF LEIA! Thank you for your emotional blackmail, Artoo <3
BB-8 CONTINUES TO BE THE BEST CHARACTER. BB-8 HEADBUTTING TO VICTORY. BB-8 IN AN AT-ST. MY BELOVED ROUND CHILD I LOVE YOU.
Poe was an amazing rebel who made mistakes but was also a goddamn hero. I also loved his allies, especially Connix (Billie Lourd’s character). Go you beautiful rebels!
Rose is a delightful character and I love her dynamic with Finn and she badly needs a hug. The escape scene on Canto Bight (the casino city, the planet itself is apparently called Cantonica) was wonderful and I loved Rose’s response to it. Also the Fathiers were beautiful and I loved, loved Rose freeing them. I feel her crush on Finn may be one-sided and I don’t really want to see her hurt, but tbh I’d be happy for my OT3 to become an OT4, haha.
Related: the Finn/Rey hug made me feel Emotions. They better kiss in the next film, okay. I also love how their immediate concerns were each other - Rey’s name being the first thing Finn says after getting out of the coma, his first question being, “Where’s Rey?”, wanting to leave to ensure Rey’s safety, and also Rey telling Chewie that if he sees Finn first, then to say. Something. They just worry about each other so much my BABIES.
Speaking of shipping. Leia/Holdo. I’m just saying.
Speaking of not shipping, look let’s face it Re//ylo is not going to work :D They do have a Force Bond, yes. It’s an artificial one completely created by Snoke intended to play both of them and is not seen as healthy or natural. Rey might genuinely hope to redeem Kylo but he is not going to have it and wants to turn her instead and at the end she shuts him the fuck down and frankly that bit was very satisfying. For more, see the episode 9 section.
The action was just. Fucking cool. The Falcon to the rescue on Krait (I think it was Finn’s line, “Oh, they hate that ship!”?), Finn versus Phasma (I may have nearly bounced out of my chair in sheer glee when he rose up on the platform!! “Rebel scum.” Yes!!), the Canto Bight escape, just so many rad action scenes!
Kylo’s overkill reaction to seeing Luke. Luke just brushes off his shoulder. Badass. Kind of out of character (see below) but badass. Related: the ‘every part of that statement was wrong’ callback. Rey, you’re our only hope!
Hux gets beaten up a lot and it’s very satisfying. Also his call with Poe I was fucking dying.
Maz Kanata.
The score was beautiful. Not just the new parts, but the callbacks! Favourite callbacks include Luke and Leia’s theme during their reunion, and was that the Trench Run? It was either the Trench Run or the Death Star run from Return of the Jedi, I can’t remember off the top of my head. John Williams can do no wrong, honestly.
Porgs, Fathiers, Vulptices. They are all completely beautiful and adorable and I want to hug all of them.
Okay! Fine! I admit it! Rey and Kylo taking out Snoke and his guards together was badass!
Bad Bits
The cinema didn’t include the dedication to Carrie :-\ Unless it was at the end of the credits? Still, not cool.
Snoke remains (remained?) totally one-note and Generic Bad Guy. We know nothing about him other than He’s Bad. Like, oh good he’s dead but why was he around in the first place?
DJ as a character is completely repellent and needs a punch in the face.
Poe flirting with Rey was awkward as hell. Like excuse me FINN is the middle of the OT3, not Rey or Poe!
The heck was that scene with Rey and the mirror-images? I mean it’s visually cool, but what?
Basically the entire Resistance is dead? The entire Resistance fits in the Falcon alone? Not a single response to the distress call? Goddamn that is depressing. How do you recover from that?
No BB-8 vs BB-9E showdown! We got robbed!
JFC Kylo put some clothes on no one wants to see that. ...Okay a depressing amount of people do, but I sure as shit do not!
Okay, so probably my biggest grievance, now. Luke’s characterisation. Like, I can kind of understand, I can, but it just - feels uncharacteristic. (Also tbh the milk and fish scene was just gross. Ew, Luke, ew.) The fact that he did ultimately regain his connection to the Force and confront Kylo was wonderful, but the fact that he needed to do that in the first place was... very much questionable. I also just cannot see Luke thinking, even for a moment, that killing his sleeping nephew was in any way acceptable. Like yes he admits that it was a moment of weakness, but god, even after that, his response was to continue being harsh and pushing everyone away? Abandoning Leia? Just fucking off to some island to die? Like, that’s not my Luke. That’s not... “No. You failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” He came good in the end but it shouldn’t have been like that in the first place.
I stand corrected. Biggest grievance: CHEWIE COOKED A PORG D:
Bits That Will Need Episode 9 To Make It Into A Coherent Narrative
So, the whole dynamic between Rey and Kylo. This is going under ‘needs episode 9′ and not ‘bad bits’ just because I think it can be handled well with a proper conclusion? So Snoke intentionally forces (haha) the Force Bond between them because he knows Kylo is weak and Rey is untrained and can’t block it. Rey comes to empathise with Kylo because she’s having such a miserable time, which honestly, uh, doesn’t speak well of Luke either, frankly. She comes to honestly feel he’s redeemable, and that bit I do feel is unrealistic considering how much she loathed him only a few days earlier, whereas he just wants to rule over the galaxy with her. Rey continues to believe he’s redeemable in the Snoke scene and Kylo promptly proves that, nope, he always has been a raging dickcanoe. And finally, when they next connect, she shuts him the fuck down. I’m interested in seeing if this will end up as Rey’s Magical Healing Boobs or whatever, or if there’s a more familial relationship (see below), or if she just gives tf up on him. Which. I wouldn’t blame her for, really! So this gets a question mark and a, “Don’t fuck this up, JJ!”
Related: Rey’s identity. Frankly, I feel the bit about her parents is misdirection and manipulation. Kylo is openly saying she is nothing and has no one and can only rely on him, that is a goddamn textbook emotional abuse tactic! And there is just too many hints that she’s a Skywalker. This is the story of Rey, Kylo, Luke, and Leia, and both Lucas and Hamill have stated explicitly that Star Wars - and specifically The Last Jedi, too!! - is the saga of the Skywalker family. Rey is just too entrenched in it to not be, and if she really is just some random, it’s frankly bad storywriting. (Also, if Rey truly is a random, how would Kylo even know?) I just don’t feel it’s over as easily as that.
Frankly the bit with the kids at the end was cheesy as hell but I’m willing to wait for two years to see where it goes.
So, tl;dr - many grievances and some parts I’m cautious over, but definitely a lot to love.
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sci fi ya au musings from twitter thread mostly nts
maybe i do want to write YA science fiction ya with gay and all my favorite self indulgent tropes and also plugsuits
I HATE MYSELF I IMMEDIATELY HAVE SCENES IN MY HEAD . ITS BEEN TWO GODDAMN SECONDS. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THESE CHARACTERS ARE YET tjinking about those rooms in that one ep of black mirror where youcan program jt tk show whatever you want on the walls.
maybe projection of virtual reality vs reality as a major motif. simulations and distance... long distance relationships during a war in space action too... have to think about an enemy but maybe we rag on capitalism a littlle
maybe some conglomerate is fighting a proxy war using aliens vs the govt the protags are in the military for
theme.. war sucks bye
but also theres dynamics i want
UM I CAN PUT BIG MECHA INNNNNNNN YEAHHHH
anyway i want 2 loyal dog dynamics to juxtapose w eachother + platonic soulmate type protag duo, best friends , one girl one boy, theyre both equally important, some SHIT happens and theyre forced on different sides at some point one loyal dog is treated well, like an equal, will follow x to the end of the world
the other is Not treated well.
i want to explicitly make that relationship abusive so i can point at it in the text itself and have other loyal dog be like , that's not love. abandoned loyal dog gets adopted by main duo, ends up in a relationship w one of them (whichever one makes it gay), im ship girl with side character who inspires tf out of her, sort of like. theyre competitive and the side character is light years more skilled but girl wants the challenge, wants the chase, is fueled by the prospect of catching up so "wait for me"
LAYS DOWN NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS HAVE NAMES OR DESIGNS OR ANYTHING BUT IM ALREADY ATTACHED TO THESE CONNECTIONS mc pair: one techy soft boy nerd who just wants to protect his family so thats why he agreed to help develop/operate tech bc he thinks this is how he can help
headstrong pilot ace girl who has no one but wants to prove herself and make a name for herself so she'll be remembered she wants to win glory for herself and comes off as super confident but actually she's just. asuka evangelion
except she doesnt crash and burn so bad bc she has the boy who sees thru it, you dont have to try so hard
probably happens after a fight where she's reckless hes not one to get mad but this time he's pissed bc she was exceptionally close to dying, yells at her, why do you keep trying so hard to die
kinda snaps her back to reality
he wants her to rely on him more bc that's what hes here for
anyway loyal dog defects from enemy + meets this pair after other loyal dog suggests he joins the crew, tech boy is kind to Everyone but loyal dog FORMERLY AN ASSASSIN ???????? TYPE?? SNIPER?? develops baby crush
girl sips her drink :3c
I HAVE TO THINK MORE ABOUT THEM BC OH NO THEYRE CUTE
but girl is chasing after some nb femme prodigy who she's rivals with and admires for more than just her skill
theyre both emotionally constipated idiots tho so its like. (hand touch) thats enough for 100 years there is. so much tension. and prodigy seems so perfect on the outside but is actually in some kind of super strict fucked up program bc of her skill, and she hated it and is suffering
ace pilot is the one to barge in headstrong and fuck everything up and get her out of there girl believes prodigy is amazing. really. incredible. a part of her feels like she'll never catch up . but even so watching prodigy walk into the unknown unflinchingly resolute ...
it's both sad in a way bc she's being left behind but also she wouldnt have it any other way bc she thinks forward is the only way prodigy should be facing. its what inspires her. that strength ...
h
they definitely settle down together in the future tho bc i need ththattt
"when this is all over" said the prodigy, "come find me"
this is so self indulgent
anyway plotwise once both the govt and the enemy r revealed to be equally bad the main cast defect to a revolutionary group. they will Not win within the span of the novel but theyll have a small victory, very les mis one day more flavored, and even if they did not win they stood for something they believed in, did something to try and tell the truth...
also i need more of a cast so i can kill characters off nice now all i have to do is fill all this in with world building and action and stuff and ill have a novel so many sci fi things have done the 2 pilot mind sync emotional thing right so if i do the same thing no one knows if i took it from one franchise or another
i need to twist it around a little but i may have ideas haha i can. totally make this a part of my fucking huge sci-fi au really wanna call main girl lane and main boy khemrin . .. i cant unsee the girl as rey flavored so shes ending up w red hair and irish, but boy is SEAsian with a huge family, loyal dog who defects is african, prodigy is asian, other loyal dog feels south american prodigy... astrid is her real name but she may have a codename fsr? idk why i feel it. icarus?
assassin defector... something that starts with an o or a d
other loyal dog... i need to think but i also need to figure out the personalities of their respective pairs inserts minh as evil one. done. maybe mephis adjacent character for the... no mephis doesnt care abt anyone BUT hed be a great side character
OH god what if au jonah and ambrose oh boy. FUCK
jonahs probably there for some special task bc hes. attuned to some shit idk
I GUESS IM GONNA DEVELOP AMBROSE MORE ive only written him as a young adult but as a teen hes angry and rebellious and got drafted, ended up being a simple foot soldier but he meets jonah and a lot changes
jonah's there on top secret bullshit, same program as astrid definitely has some shit to do With Experiments. astrid has enhanced eyesight/coordination on top of being an ace combat pilot, i think jonah might be able to open up warp gates or limited pocket space
mephis is evil scientist who doesnt care abt casualties
I'm thinking about unnamed pilot lesbians and i am. enamored immediately holy shit god they're both so goal oriented and focused but once the fighting is finally over they finally allow themselves to embrace the intensity of their emotions for eachother and i am fucking perishing they were essentially raised as child soldiers so it's this clumsy process of trying to figure things out for the first time, this kind of innocent but intense and blooming love between two hardened soldiers, the years of war coming away when they're together for the first time actually fuck i did name them but i'm still not sure about ace pilot girl? i want to name her lane or something monosyllable, maybe i'll revamp raine and make her this oc instead... either way i'm just. ugh. UGH. FUCK. holy shit they love eachother so much
I"M GETTING REALLY FUCKED UP ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF THE PRODIGY (ASTRID) DYING IN THE LINE OF DUTY or well at least goes missing, presumed dead but raine just... doesn't believe it. astrid can't die. she's too amazing. there's no way
fucking. huge disbelief. she refuses? raine going on a near suicidal self-appointed mission against commander's orders to rescue her, khemrin tries to hold her back but he can't, she' fucking gone speeding off on one of the fastest scouting ships she can hijack raine finding her alive but barely conscious in a damaged cockpit floating in space for who knows how long, raine unable to open the hatch and get to her but anchors her ship to hers, NOT EFFECTIVE BUT HER ONLY REAL CHOICE w/o compromising the air seal. makes the journey back astrid barely makes it to the space equivalent of a truck stop (unaffiliated) and raine calls for backup in panic and tries her best to tend to astrid's wounds an feed her and she's fucking PANICKING but trying so hard to keep it together astrid wakes up and raine's crying
i don't have anything specific its just really soft and raine never Does this
god when they meet again after the war, raine running her fingers over the scar left from astrid's helmet shattering h
raine in a tux and astrid dressed like a princess and raine kissing her shoe sorry im gay bye
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Maybe MarcoSabo for send a ship????
who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter
Marco again as the werewolf bc like…………….wb fammmmmm wb fam are Totally this rock’n’roiling pack of messy & dumb werewolves and he’s long-suffering but in an endlessly fond and adoring way, and like?? Imagine Sabo being raised by hunter!parents and knowing that what they tell him is wrong but also like they’re his parents, who is he to question them, how can he question them when he’s never known any different, when the werewolves he’s seen have been vicious and angry and cruel and tried to kill his best friend-
Marco who protects Haruta, who’s the smallest and the newest shift and they’re all so proud of her and he’s the one that’s closest to a goddamn dire wolf, what sort of beast of legend would he be if the only tale to his name was I let my younger sister die? But Also Sabo’s never seen one of them protect anyone before and he’s like whaaat the Heck is this even a werewofl (and then sudden half-clothed man and sabo’s like ashjdfg yep he is very much a werewolf) and like!! Haruta growling and trying to get sabo to stay away but sabo has a gun and marco’s telling her to run and then because he knows she won’t run telling her to get help, and she whines but?? Does so?? And Sabo is just. What the Fuckity is going On Here and demanding to know wtf marco was doing and also jfc he keeps forgetting—(well, repressing,) that…the werewolves aren’t just wolves. They’re human under there, too….and it’s awkward talking to a wolf you just shot but he can’t shoot it(him) again. And so they talk and marco’s growling at him and being like if you go after haruta I’ll rip your throat out and sabo’s like look you’re gonna have some problems w/ that????
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman
Sabo’s a marine biologist studying the effect of pollution on coral and marine life coughcoughhe’s also totally a really aggressive protester who does a Lot of shit like exposing corruption and infractions of environmental law and Marco’s the mermaid!! Sabo, while diving, accidentally snaps a picture of his tail and is like woah I’ve never seen that before…And then he’s like!!! RARE FISH MEANS WE CAN GET THIS CORAL PATCH DECLARED A PROTECTED ENVIRONMENT AND THEY CAN’T BUILD AN OIL SITE HERE. And so he goes diving heaps to try and catch sight of this fish again. And like?? random stuff also keeps happening around him?? Like, some of his notes are put in the wrong spot, and he’s sure he put them down by the table why are they now near the stern?? Why’s his sunglasses/cap missing??? where’s his left flipper??? And it all comes to a head when he looses his camera overboard while they’re sailing to a new patch to dive and he’s like !!! no!!!! Bc they can’t really get another out here and like?? Koala’s got one, but it’s hers, and it’s also technically the spare, and even if he could use it his was…It was his, and it was one of the first things he bought for himself and it’s…Sentimental
Anyway when they go diving he finds it perched on the reef and in the camera memory there’s a picture of this guy looking super shocked and heavily illuminated by the flash and holy shitting fuck the dude has a tail.
Following those photos are also really gorgeous ones of fish and coral and stuff, but Sabo’s more preoccupied with THE UNDERWATER DUDE WITH A TAIL
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar
Again shapeshifting birb!marco as the familiar but Sabo is much better than ace at magic/practicing and is much more fascinated than ace is by the concept of magic so a lot of marco/sabo witch/famillair is sabo blowing stuff up/doing stuff he isn’t meant to and Marco being like whY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS THING I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO??
“It looked fun!!!/I was curious!!!”
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict
They’re both coffee addicts but Marco would Totally be a barista and like no-one knows how much coffee he drinks every day bc well who knows if he’s filled up the cup again or if it’s the same cup from this morning?? (it’s totally been filled up at least 7-10 times) and Sabo is this Perpetually Exhausted young man who is like?? doing a ridiculous amount of work, people are like how have you not keeled over and d i e d yet and sabo’s like *raises coffee, looking at it vaguely like it is his god, absolutely exhausted,* “how can I die when there is still such beauty in this world??” and everyone think he’s being pretentious/talking about something actually beautiful but marco’s seen him confusedly mumbling to his laptop/coffee cup when it’s empty and bemoaning his loneliness bc how could coffee, coffee!!! of all things, leave him. Marco just gets into the habit of making sure Sabo gets a new coffee before his runs out, and also that sabo leaves the cafe rather than staying there for 24 hours in a state of absolute exhausted delirium.
who’s the professor and who’s the TA
Sabo would be TA!!! Like I can see him being a professor but I can also see him just like, angrily colour-coding marco’s schedule and organising so much shit and marco’s vaguely annoyed because he knew what was going on and now it’s this fucking rainbow riot in his notebook and oh god sabo’s following him around and taking notes on how marco interacts w/ others and teaches and offers hints and has little stars next to things he thinks are Good and—-
sabo’s bringing him coffee at 4am Sabo is a God
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)
Marco’s the knight and Sabo’s the prince!! Kind of. He’s a noble and he’s set to marry the princess but he sure as fuck doesn’t want too and he totally sneaks off and disguises himself as a pauper/doesn’t introduce himself to marco properly and marco’s like oh are you one of the new guards from the Outlooks’ place?? don’t worry abt being late I know some of the other knights are dickheads and like making sure the newbies get lost. And sabo’s just like uhhhhhh yeeeep that’s me, guard in training, t o t a l l y
Accidentally introduces himself as sabo as is like SURE DOES GET CONFUSING AT THE OUTLOOK HOME, BEING THE SECOND SABO. HAHA. HAH. Marco totally ends up figuring it out, mainly because when Sabo is confronted with things that look interesting but he knows nothing about he is curious and inquisitive to a degree that he cannot hide, and he gets curious/confused about so many things that don’t make sense, like sword smithing and break times/shifts and training regimens and what you need to study to be a knight, but like?? I don’t think Marco would make a big deal out of it. Like….he’d be shocked, and confused, and be like hooooly shit and maybe act a little weirder/stiffer around Sabo because he’s like this dude is going to be my boss some day I should really really really not find him adorable and funny and clever but also?? He totally figures out why Sabo hid it from him and why he did what he did- because there was so much freedom in curiosity, in being able to see something new, in being somewhere where people didn’t know you. And like, Sabo’s parents totally discouraged him asking questions, so like?? Marco not only permitting it but encouraging it??? Sabo loves that.
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent
Marco is the eternally tired and utterly adored/adoring single parent that dotes on his kids and also has several thousand siblings who also get referred to as various mom/dad/uncle/auntie/sister/brother titles and Sabo-the-only-child is like oh my god I’m So confused. He later finds out that Marco is basically just helicopter mom to all of these orphan/abandoned kids and that the wb fam is the Best foster home/orphanage system in town and all the adults are trained to deal w/ the different issues the kids might have, and support tf out of them, and Marco usually gets??? problem kids??? Or ones who need a lot of attention and to be the only kid?? Bc Marco can handle one kid, and can honestly be kind of suffocating in his affection/worry later on in the kid’s life, but he’s still?? Dude he’s raised for 40 other siblings he Knows how to Control the House. And sab’s just…super impressed and they talk about what marco’s current kid needs and sabo works harder at his job bc like!!! damn,,,marco’s inspiring w/ how much he cares……
who’s the writer and who’s the editor
Either Sabo or Marco would make good editors!!! Sabo can be a perfectionist and is very stubborn when it comes to learning things he’s interested in (sometimes I’d like to see like….or I mean, something I’d like to see more of??? Is like, his dream was to write a book or every place he’d ever been and all the people and have a great adventure, and just?? I wish I could see more of how that would affect him in aus where he doesn’t loose his memory, BUT. DIGRESSION.) I think that while both would write, Sabo would write to a vicarious, excessive degree. Fantasy novels, travel books, food reviews, short stories, poems! Everything, and constantly. Marco is his harried and amazed editor who’s always like sabo before you start your 29873th novel what about novel 29872 and Sabo’s like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,#sweats
I can see him primarily writing travel books and huge adventure novels. Massive and intricate and delightful and !! they’re just super good. They can be a bit hard to read, bc they get a bit dense and complicated, but he’s a super smart and captivating writer, and though he errs too far into description (Marco one time sent him back a manuscript with two chapters circled and only the comment ‘sigh’ because they’d been two chapters on the history of some people who lived on a mountain who only came up once) he’s enjoyable and clever and his books are so interesting.
#aussie's anons#ask aussie#zali#ahh my favourite is the mer one tbqh like#darn i have a scene in mind for that one which is fun#also famillair au sniggers#laughs @ myself in a vaguely depreciative tone bc i was like why do these take so long#welluhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's bc you're writing miniture essays u dumb dumb#marsab#marcosabo#sabomarco#sabmar#that looks weird
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character questions
Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?
No direct siblings! But if I app to DA7, my character will be around Adachi’s age and related to him. This is true no matter which of my top 2 choices I go with, really.
What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?
Very positive! She babies him a bit too much, and he gets a little annoyed with this. That’s about the extent of the negativity in their relationship.
What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?
Adachi’s dad had a heart attack and then quit crab fishing, divorced Adachi’s mom, and fucked off to who-knows-where. What a weird mid-life crisis!
Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?
I’m pretty sure he’s watched someone else drown on at least one occasion but I regularly forget about this like a good roleplayer lol
On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?
keys, phone, (unless he’s at sea, in which case why even bring your phone if there’s not gonna be reception) gun, ammo. his coat has a specially designed concealed carry pocket. i hate this.
Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?
who tf knows
Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?
now? lots of nightmares of suddenly falling ill and dying. thanks, chou!
(dis a Joke i personally stan for chou. seriously go have your OC interact with her, hear her out, and you’ll stan too)
Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?
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yes, but he only shoots large animals because they’re larger, easier targets. (also, birds + rabbits are too cute to kill.) first target was probably a rabbit at the insistence of his peers and he cried afterwards.
Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?
not really! adachi’s dad may have fucked off to the middle of nowhere, but he inherited his dad’s job. so they’re still making a comfortable middle class income.
Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?
well i mean he grew up in alaska and prefers not dying of hypothermia so
In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?
ch8 lol
In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?
who kno
Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?
no
Does your character remember names or faces easier?
both fairly easy. he notices small things about people easily.
Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?
he’s preoccupied with making an income, on account of uh. being forced to be the primary breadwinner of his household for a while there. but for that same reason, he’s also preoccupied with not spending it recklessly. he prides himself on keeping a fairly large rainy day fund in case of emergencies. he’s probably legitimately saving up for retirement at the age of 19. i hate this
Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?
success, because you kind of have to uh make an income if you want to be happy and not a homeless bum like his dad lol
What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?
guns
Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?
both are important
What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?
what the fuck is tact or making an effort to be friendly and agreeable ever. tbh the crab fishing didn’t help, because it’s a REALLY REALLY toxic working environment. consider it a less-organized military setting, in terms of toxicity. adachi pissed off his irl friends back in alaska and now they’re not friends anymore. now he’s living in japan and well, if you’re rude even by american standards, you’re not gonna get along with people in japan either
In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?
“iiiiiii’m the best” - captain kaito adachi, 2017
(in all seriousness he’s somewhat more inclined towards self-reflection these days)
If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?
“FUCK YOU EVERYONE IS TO BLAME BUT MYSELF” -capt. kaito adachi
(unless it was very very VERY clearly his fault in which case he’ll fess up quickly b/c he’s an honest man. he’s not tactful, but at least he’s honest.)
What does your character like in other people?
drive, work ethic, honesty, not being a goddamned moron, sharing his basic philosophy towards this whole murder game thing
What does your character dislike in other people?
being an idiot, laziness, dishonesty
How quick is your character to trust someone else?
Not Very you have no idea how many kids in this game he didn’t trust right off the bat LOL
How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?
Very fast, he has a tendency to jump to one conclusion and stick with it tbh. But he’s not 100% unreasonable surprisingly
How does your character behave around children?
you know when you go over to your friend’s house and you get weird vibes from their dad, but it feels more like they’re Just Like That rather than that they’re actively going out of their way to antagonize you. it’s like that.
for the record, he grew up in a fairly conservative household where men weren’t supposed to have “caretaker” roles, so he’s kind of internalized that a lot. it’s more that he thinks this is how he’s “supposed” to act around children than anything.
How does your character normally deal with confrontation?
he doesn’t “deal with it” he starts it LOL
How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?
actually usually pretty slow believe it or not. but he’s in a. murder game setting. so there’s that.
for the record, at the moment he’s not going to resort to violence anymore except in self defense/defense of people he cares about.
What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?
a crab man. he is now a crab man. thanks, life.
What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?
not much considering he’s a pretty disgusting person himself
Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.
The Sea
Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.
The Land
In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?
surprisingly willing to improve if the point is driven home hard enough but if you don’t get to that point, he’s just going to be defensive.
Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?
keep trying the solution/method that didn’t work the first time. no his first guess was right damnit
How does your character behave around people they like?
surprisingly agreeable
How does your character behave around people they dislike?
Hiss
Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?
status
Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?
whatever’s most practical for the objective of self-preservation (and the preservation of those he cares about). much more inclined towards removing the problem/threat tho
Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?
one time he got run over by a moose he failed to shoot and that’s his traumatic backstory. he doesn’t trust those damn things anymore
How does your character treat people in service jobs?
neutrally. it’s the manager’s job to determine if the employees are doing a good job or not, not him. when back home in america, usually tips well but will only leave an 8% tip if the waiter is clearly being exceptionally rude.
Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?
Earn Your Keep, Greenhorn. I Had To, Why Can’t You. (kill this man)
Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?
he has a step-dad does that count
Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?
nah
How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?
very very difficult. adachi cannot say it without meaning it.
What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?
adachi’s parents are irreligious - they’re not Rigid Atheists, it’s just that they grew up in japan in fairly secular households. by contrast, adachi himself grew up in a rural american town that was mostly christian. throughout his childhood, adachi’s friends were fairly pushy about their christianity - and to be frank, he found this culturally insensitive. as such, he’s a bit averse to traditional christian ideas of heaven/hell/etc.
as for what adachi himself thinks happens after he dies, he’s not totally sure, but he’s also not sure he cares. he’s determined to live life to the fullest, and whatever happens afterwords is not something he needs to worry about right now.
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So since in my previous post I touched on some of the bullshit my dad put us through, I’m going to reiterate some of our last ‘transactions’ before that bridge was burned - one of the many pivotal awakenings I needed to throw those rose colored glasses away. By then I had taken them off and started seeing shit differently but this moment was probably one of the few that prompted me to stop giving a fuck and call it quits for good.
By this point, dad and I are in a rough patch. I gave him an ultimatum about a year from now - right before thanksgiving - to stay off mom, she wasn’t in a position to be losing income for child support when custody was 50/50, etch. - and he’d rather lay into me about not knowing my place (despite me being a 22 YO independent adult) and gaslighting me about not knowing the full situation (bullshit). So we’re not on speaking terms.
I’ll let you know now - family or not, if you piss me, I’m done. I quit. There ain’t no tantrums. There aren’t conversations. After that last text and you ain’t wit the program, I’m duecing out. Peace sign, have good life, motherfucker, I’m out. Adios. Fuck off forever. I had my last straw and I stopped talking altogether. It was mutual. No one was lifting a finger to initiate any sort of discussion after that debacle. .
I ain’t the person who sends holiday or birthday texts. Nah. When I’m done, it’s cold turkey. I cut it off in an instant and I don’t look back. None of this “I’m always here” bullshit or “call me if you have a change of heart”. Nah, fam. Not even with my ex-bestie. She was all about that life after our blow out but I said what I said, I meant it, and I’m not turning back on my words just to re-engage an awkward & inevitably change friendship. That bridge was incinerated and same goes for my Dad.
Also - blocking - I’m all about that life. None of that ‘weak’ shit excuse. I don’t want to be hearing from you. I don’t want to be seeing shit from or about you. I don’t want you creeping on my shit either so your nosy ass can talk about something to your friends. Nah. We’s dead to each other. I blocked a hella ton of people because they nosy AF and messy and I’m not going to enable that shit. My profile is private, too, so they can’t hire their friends to peep for them either. Communication is low so mutual friends or family can’t be talking shit if I don’t have anything to say about the matter. I stay in my fucking lane, you bet your ass you ought to do the same. I ain’t gonna make it easy for you to weave in between the lines so don’t even bother.
I also learned that if people are a) bitching but b) not blocking - that door is still open for more bullshit. That girlfriend of yours talking shit about her on-and-off ex for a billion reasons but still refusing to block his ass? You bet they’re going to be back together by the end of the week. It’s inevitable. They ain’t ready to cut that cord.
My dad was one of those people. His (last I heard, ex) GF was a piece of work. So many stories were born from that messy relationship but he wasn’t dumb AF and continued to justify or make excuses as to why he wanted to work on it. At the end of the day, he made it known he valued her over his own kids, and that was that. He bankrupted himself to support her even though she already had income coming in three different ways and he used that excuse to make all these expectations that were never realized.
This is semi-important. All of this ties together.
When I cut contact, I cut all of it. No birthday text, no happy father’s day text, none of that. I was a making a point and it struck a nerve. He went through mom to tell me I needed to bounce TF off his phone plan (as if I wasn’t paying my portion?? which I learned was MORE than what I actually owed!!). Hmm. Ironic. I was asking him for months to cut me off his plan because he was the account owner and he had to give the approval but all he did was give BS excuses to wait or that I wasn’t financially ready to take on another burden (What?? I was meticulous about my budget and planned ahead for it! I realize now it was because I was paying for part of not just my plan but his, too - hmm). So suddenly now, I’m an ungrateful mooch and need to bounce ASAP.
Luckily I anticipated this but unfortunately had to wait for his go ahead. Because no matter how times I attempted to do it, they still needed certain information only he could give, and it was infuriating that I couldn’t do shit unless he went ahead from HIS account to release the line.
Now, let me input this: I love my phone. It’s old (4+ years) but it works, it functions, and it still in pretty condition because I forked out a shit ton of money for a grade A case that lived up to its reputation (otterbox FTW). So, the only thing I was (or should have been) paying for was just the plan and my ass was grandfathered in so I wasn’t paying for shit for unlimited. However, I was paying twice that amount until this moment. My upgrade was never used because I didn’t need one - it was only for an emergency just in case some shit happened to my phone. I didn’t ever want a new one because the one I had (and still do) does everything I need it to. (Shout out to Samsung!)
Dad, however, was the exact opposite. Constantly upgraded because he HAD to have the new iPhone after it’s release (same applies to my brother which he always catered to) and stealing everyone’s upgrades while still forking out money for the phone he just ditched.
So after days in finagling for the fucking information I needed to just finish the job, he finally makes me the account manager to just take care of it. First it was, oh I haven’t paid the bill yet so I still owe x amount before they make any account change (abet lowkey suggesting I take care of the $400+ invoice - TF I will! Hell no! I’m not the one to be tried today - fuck that noise!) Then it was - oh, well, uh, I couldn’t cover the total so wait until next week so I have the entire bill take care of...
Here’s what went down:
This man never, ever paid the bill in full. He had late fee after late free applied because he was cutting corners.
On top of that, he was constantly adding new devices - like a new set of Dre Beat wireless headphones - hmm - while apparently not having enough to cover the bill. That’s some piss poor management right there.
Here’s the bonus:
I finally ask the rep to take me off. Wait, there’s a new charge. What? On my line? Repeat that, please??
This man used MY line, MY UPGRADE, while the account still under his name to buy a brand new $1100 iPhone - in payment plans no less! So either someone pays the difference (which is pretty much the whole thing) before I can ever transfer my line to an independent one or - at this point - my mind stopped listening because I was fuming.
Wanna guess where, or rather who, that phone went to? Take a guess - it’s pretty easy - if you thought, hmm, Dad, so did I - but no, it went to his pretty little neurotic piece of a GF. *I learned this later on from my brother who was lamenting about how she got the phone and not him (after his took a nasty fall & cracked the screen).
Folks, I don’t remember how TF I did without forking over money but I did - I got my ass off the plan within a week of the original message, kept my beloved phone (which he can pry from my cold, dead hands) and my number with a manageable plan.
Now, let me tell you, I did not block my dad. My number is still the same as always because it’s damn near connected to everything in my name. I couldn’t bother with a number change because too much inconvenience. I sent him an e-mail saying the deed was done (literally 5 words or less) and he never replied back - that was that.
Fast forward about.... rounded, a couple months. Karma is beautifully served and she kicks his ass to the curb after mooching off what she could without having to do the same. (He’s still a dick and probably did some shit to deserve the restraining order). He crawls back to my mom looking for pity. She reminds him said-ex-GF is not worth it and primarily one of the reasons why he’s estranged with his eldest (me!).
He has the audacity to say the following - oh, I was going to ask her eventually if she wanted to get coffee. (Haha! Hell no! As if I’d be anywhere in the same zip code as this man! I ain’t gonna be trapped listening to his woe-is-me bullshit. Fuck that!)
Mom shakes her head - she knows me well enough. That ain’t gonna fly. She’s not going to respond to that.
He probably scratched his head - what should I do? (*Uh, dumbass, I literally wrote you an e-mail with plain-as-day instructions. First step, apologize, second step, acknowledge your wrong doings, third step, make an vocal and actual effort to fix x amount of issues which I’ve bulleted! Look at your Goddamn archives!)
Mom literally says - show an effort.
He replies - okay... is her number the same??
Bruh. Bruuhh.
At this point, it’s just comedy. I can’t make this shit up.
I’ve never blocked this man. I never changed my number. If he asked, idk, my brother?? He’d confirm - yeah, it’s still the same.
Now under this context, which my mother forewarned me about, he sends me a BS text - oh, thinking about you, hoping you’re doing well, text me, love ya.
What bullshit. Mind you, had his (ex) GF not kicked him to the curb, he’d still be at her side, and I’d still be in exile - so no - not happening. You made your bed, lie in it. See - I look at the bigger picture - it helps with retrospect.
Mark to present: Mom is now on the train which she’s almost always finds her way back on - forgive and forget! He’s your father? Yadda-yadda - you know the naive shit that gets her into trouble because she forgives wayyy too easily the shit no one should put up with. (*I’m all about the resent-and-remember and boii has it served me good).
Mom - has your father texted you yet? He told me he tried again. (As per use, telling one thing, doing another - actions ain’t lining up, pops. Typical).
My inbox: void of any such message(s).
Me - Nope! (proceeds to monologue about his douchebaggery and my intolerance for such antics and how forgiveness is absolutely out of the question.)
Mother - who is very passive - immediately weans off the topic. She’s the soft spoken but persistent type. (I’m the opposite. I’m the ‘cuss your ass out’ + end of fucking discussion type).
I see things for how they are and I’m ain’t about that bullshit. I know how things operate and I’m not playing the fool this time.
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