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h3lenasrevenge · 2 years
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'Give 'Em Hell, Kid'
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becca-is-not-well · 1 year
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HI
I'm Becca (as you probably figured out) and my friend said I should make a fanfic Tumblr cuz I wrote some for them.
I'll probably be writing mostly xreader fics, whether platonic or romantic. I will write smut, but preferably nothing too vanilla. I am REALLY exposing myself here. NOTHING NON CON.
This is the only time I'll be fully serious: If I write about heavy subjects (depression, anxiety, SH, etc.), it is simply to let people know they aren't alone and to help them through it. I am not in any way romanticizing it. As someone who has been through all three examples and much more, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I've written things for myself about my comfort characters helping me through shit and it genuinely helped me so much, I would love to do that for someone else.
If you know me in real life... no you don't.
All are platonic OR romantic unless specified otherwise
Who I plan on writing for:
Harry potter:
Golden age
Marauders (especially Sirius my beloved)
Fair warning I HATE Snape his "redemption arc" was BULLSHIT
Good omens:
(Said friend got me hooked)
Aziraphale (platonic)
Crowley (platonic)
Aziraphale & Crowley (ineffable husband's with platonic reader)
Riverdale:
(This is lowkey embarrassing oml)
Sweet Pea
Veronica lodge (love her)
Betty Cooper (PLS RAIL ME)
Jughead Jones (I'm weird. I'm a weirdo.)
Sandman:
My friend got me even more obsessed with this holy heck
Morpheus (my skrunkly baby I love him sm)
Death
Desire (is it getting hot in here??)
Matthew(ONLY PLATONIC WHY WOULD WANT ANYTHING ELSE WITH A LITERAL BIRD THE FUCK)
Lucienne (I need a hug from her)
Hob Gadling
Lab Rats:
(Why is this also embarrassing kskeidhxb)
Chase Davenport (been in love with him for forever)
Adam Davenport
Bree Davenport
The Rookie:
(Is this niche??)
Tim Bradford
Lucy Chen
John Nolan
Supernatural:
Sam Winchester (my baby)
Dean Winchester
Castiel (not my cup of tea but I see it)
Twilight:
Jacob Black
Carlisle Cullen (i love DILFs)
Charlie Swan (again. DILF.)
Jasper Cullen (yes. As in the 👁👄👁 mf)
Emmet Cullen
Rosalie Cullen
Big Time Rush:
(Half of these things feel like a confession)
Logan (LOML)
James
Kendall
Carlos (underrated)
Wizards of Waverly Place
(WHY AM I SO EMBARASSED ABT SO MANY OF THESE)
Justin Russo
Alex russo
Harper Finkle
Teen Wolf
Stiles Stilinski
Scott McCall
Isaac Lahey (UNDERRATED)
Derek Hale
Malia Tate
Hunger Games
Finnick Odair
Peeta Mellark
Haymitch Abernathy (I said what I said he's hot fr)
Katniss Everdeen
Gale Hawthorn (not the Canon mf tho he sucks ass)
Other random people:
Billy Russo (punisher)
Caspian (Narnia)
(I fucking love Ben Barnes)
The Darkling (Shadow and Bone)
Alina Starkov (Shadow and Bone)
Spencer Reid (criminal minds) (yes im one of those. Are u surprised?)
Legolas (bAbYy!!) (That's an inside joke)(LOTR/Hobbit)
Clark Kent (smallville)
Mac (MacGyver reboot)
I also like writing poetic type stuff so let me know if u want me to post some of that lol
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magicratfingers · 1 year
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Hi read my comic maybe?? TRASH SOLSTICE on WEBTOON canvas. She is a skrungly lass I make for myself/fun and idk why this post is harder than public speaking
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jortsbian · 4 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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shikisei · 2 months
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wombywoo · 5 months
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retro 🪖
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soaked-doors · 2 months
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dreamin bout U-R-L-I-P-S
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buildabettermeme · 9 months
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So you know how when you're a new Tumblr user that defected from Reddit because that ship is going dooowwwnn baaybaayy, and you don't really know how everything works yet, and so somehow you end up on your own profile page but you dont realize thats its your own and you scroll like 5 posts and you think to yourself "wow I agree with everything Im seeing this is interesting" and then its like "wait I think Ive read all these before" and then you freeze and look at the top bar and see your own tag and realize "oh god fuck I have just reblogged all these posts another time over" and then you have to go through and make sure you dont have unintended duplicates and burn in shame in hopeful privacy because fuck Im making a gigantic fool of myself on this lovely platform that I did not download nearly quickly enough
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muneonim · 28 days
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twiddletaffy · 6 months
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He has 10 hp Gale
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sutorus · 5 months
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HEART SHAKER
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PAIRING: gojo satoru x reader
WC: ~1k
WARNINGS: established relationship, suggestive language, flirting, attempts at humor. fluff, somehow.
A/N: super freaking unedited i just had to get this out bc i can’t believe it’s not smut LOL
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“god, you’re squeezing me so hard, sweetheart.”
you look up through your eyelashes at your boyfriend, brows set low in a warning. he only smirks. 
you pump harder. 
“oh fuck, it’s so tight right now.”
you huff in annoyance, slapping both hands down on your legs. 
“can you stop? i lost count!”
satoru laughs at you, throwing his head back. 
you cringe at how loud his movements sound in your ears, the stethoscope you were using still pressed to his skin. 
you release the pressure on the cuff around his arm, sighing deeply. 
“once again, i’m going to ask you,” you enunciate the words slowly, your eyes aiming at his, right behind that blindfold. “why don’t you have shoko do this?”
you’re sure if it were her measuring his blood pressure she could get actual accurate results. 
satoru tilts his head, smiling sweetly. 
“and why would i do that?” he singsongs. “you’re the prettiest little doctor around.”
“resident,” you correct him. 
you wish so badly that he was due for a vaccine or something, just so you would have an excuse to stab him. 
of course, you weren't complaining. you’re incredibly lucky that shoko took you under her wing once you got a job at the school. you weren’t able to master reverse cursed technique at her level quite yet, but you were just as good of a regular doctor as she was. 
it didn’t matter how good you were though, because you weren’t a pediatrician or a saint, and it takes one of either to deal with gojo satoru as a patient. 
“why do we even bother with check ups?” he asks, leaning back on the exam table. “i am literally healing my body twenty-four-seven.”
you roll your eyes, grabbing the light test hammer. 
“what kind of question is that? sit up straight,” you shuffle on your chair, getting in between his too-spread legs. whore. 
satoru shrugs, kicking his dangling feet. “a valid one.”
you bring the hammer down hard on his knee to check his reflexes. naturally, it stops just shy of his leg. 
you don’t even have to look. you know he’s smirking again. 
“turn infinity off.”
“‘turn infinity off’? you’re so cute,” he replies. you try to hit him with the hammer again to no avail. “i need to teach you some combat skills, girl.”
“and i need to examine you,” you get up off your seat, facing him. satoru leans in with a grin. “behave.”
he won’t. 
“wanna play doctor?” 
you ignore his voice and the obvious glee in it, a retort dying on your tongue because you do actually have to carry out a check up, to the best of your abilities. 
grabbing your clipboard, you skim through his most recent health assessment records.
he complained about a migraine to shoko. 
it makes your heart seize for just a moment, to think of all the stress satoru puts himself through to have his technique active at all times. 
“how’s your head?” you ask him. 
“you tell me,” his foot grazes the back of your knee, coaxing you closer. “any complaints?”
a dissatisfied sound comes out of your mouth as you press your hands to his chest instinctively, forcing distance between you two. 
“satoru, please.”
“do you worry, baby?” he reaches out to tentatively hold the side of your face. “don’t worry about me.”
“it’s literally my job,” you trail off, head dropping. 
satoru lifts your chin up and presses his lips to yours for a second or two. 
“sorry, sorry,” he says before you can chastise him. “couldn’t help it. you look so cute all worked up.”
at this point you just twist your lips disapprovingly, putting the stethoscope earpieces back on. 
you press it to his chest and listen as he breathes in and out. 
“satoru,” you frown. “are you okay?”
“hmm?”
you look at him knowingly, a smirk of your own blooming on your face. 
“why is your heart beating so fast?”
at that, your awful, awful boyfriend finally has the decency to blush. 
“and you’re breathing so hard, too—“
“it’s hard, alright—“
“—we might have to schedule some follow up exams,” you click your pen to fill out the form, neglecting the way he leans into you. 
“anytime,” he huffs out, breath skirting on your face where you stand between his knees. “do i get a lollipop for being such a good boy?”
“no,” you reply, taking a step forward. “but you can have this.”
you plant a kiss on his lips, letting it linger for longer than it should as he holds your hips tightly.
he hums contentedly when you pull away.
“mm, smart and generous,” satoru noses your jawline. “how did i get so lucky?”
you fight the sudden shyness rising up at his words.
“the same way i got so unlucky,” you smile at his pout. “life’s just not fair.”
he coos.
“you sweettalk all your patients or am i special?”
despite your best efforts not to, you grin at that.
“the most special,” you say, interlocking your fingers. “now get back to work.”
satoru grumbles a complaint but hops off the table nonetheless.
“thanks a bunch for seeing me, doc,” he leans down to hover his face right above yours. you push him away with a fingertip to his forehead.
“no problem. now shoo.”
you walk up to your desk to hopefully do some actual work now that your most special patient is leaving.
“ah, but i was wondering—“
“yes?” you don’t bother looking up from your paperwork.
“if you could give me some anatomy lessons sometime—“
“out!”
he slips out the door before you can turn around to see it.
you take a deep breath.
you love satoru to death, but you’re beginning to understand why shoko picked up smoking as a stress reliever.
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learnelle · 11 months
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I just love these pictures of Sylvia Plath. ❤️
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nosleep83 · 5 months
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Vanessa’s “erm actually that’s two jobs 🤓” moment before she gets choked by her dad fucking KILLED ME AND I CANNOT TELL U WHY
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miiukkaa · 10 months
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burned a few braincells trying to figure out the subway lair 🧍‍♂️
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some of the research with hasty notes as i, a country person, tried to essentially explain how subways work to my city friends (idk how subways work). anyway, i figured i'd share these in case there's someone out there who's just as crazy as i am! :]
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tomatoart · 1 year
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I GOTTA FEELING .
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Oh, looks like your copy of Undertale had an extra attachment.. It looks like you’ve got a sans on your computer now..?
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He’s fun to have! Just uh.. don’t forget you’ve got company now, alright?
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Luckily, communication isn’t a problem!
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.. Whoops.
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(Don’t worry though, he likes you!)
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Should I draw him in your walls next? <3333
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