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diwtara · 1 year

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Jason and Roy will be holding hands walking down the street -Jason planning out loud what hes going to make for their dinner, Roy pulls them by their linked hands over to a store window because 'that table is exactly what our living room needs babe' - and the two of them can not figure out why people always think the two of them are in a relationship

#jayroy #best friends #who are secretly dating #but theyre the ones its a secret from #jason todd #roy harper

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expiredhydrogenperoxide · 2 months

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oh nothing, just jegulus ‘accidentally’ swapping ties and watching sirius go absolutely mental trying to figure out how james ended up with a slytherin tie.

(he would have so many outlandish theories)

#i think that everyone who writes this trope has too much faith in sirius btw #sirius would never connect the dots that quickly #he’d be like ‘did you steal it as part of a prank ??’#and when one of the others asks james if he’s perhaps secretly dating a slytherin #sirius is like ‘james ?? dating a slytherin ?? i’d sooner be forgiven by my mother’#marauders #dead gay wizards #sirius black #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

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suguru-getos · 4 months

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Nothing makes me want to pull my hair and scream more than the idea of Teenage!Satoru who’s used to being worshipped pinning so hard for a girl who absolutely friend-zones him.

#like he just can’t understand that #his brain goes haywire?? hello??! do you not know who he is? why are you not worshipping him #but then he is too cocky to actually ask you out so he decides to suffer #watch you get on dates with other men as your ‘friend’ and secretly cry to suguru about it #he has dropped hints : ex : giving you that personalised limited edition bag u liked?? but then — money has always been his language #its so hard for him #he just wants you to himself and doesn’t want you to see him as a friend #one of these days hes going to snap and kiss u tho #he just knows it #hes been dreaming about kissing you almost everyday #gojo satoru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fluff #gojo fluff #gojo x reader #jjk x reader

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shitpostingkats · 5 months

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I know identity reveals are overdone, I know they had more important plot stuff going on, but we gotta take a second and imagine what it was like when Skye/Aoi first learned Yusaku was Playmaker.

You go to highschool. There's all the typical highschool students there, including a quiet kid who sits by himself and never talks to anyone. The closest you ever see to him socializing is the class clown talking at him while he walks away???? He doesn't have any interest in playing the Literal Only And Greatest Game Ever. He doesn't even know your school has a club for that. But one day he shows up, and he doesn't seem interested at all, despite, you know, being there. You look at his cards and another club member says they look terrible and he must be an awful duelist. He shrugs and doesn't argue this point.

He never comes back to the club again.

And then one time you sneak away from class to go fight a vigilante and get in over your head and end up falling into a coma, and this guy, who you already kinda feel bad for because of that awkward social interaction is for some reason hanging out on the roof of the school and notices your unconscious body and calls an ambulance about it. Kinda a weird life event to tie two people together, but hey, now you feel double bad about your literal only two interactions with this guy, so you see him working at a food truck one day (badly) and you figure the least you can do is go buy lunch, thank him properly.

He seems completely as anti-social as he comes across in class. The two of you exchange maybe a dozen words. How is he still employed here.

Then a few weeks later that same guy tells you he's a vigilante cyberslueth that you've been repeatedly working with as you and a few other friends/enemies of the state unravel a criminal conspiracy.

You are Skye Zaizen.

#How did she respond to that. I want to know.#especially because her brother immediately goes 'Oh I just thought you two were dating.'#This guy you have spoken to twice???????#I would have bit my brother right then and there #Characters assuming Skye and Yusaku are dating is both hilarious and saddening to me #bro they've spoken MAYBE five times in total. Yusaku has the social skills of a mollusk. what insane math are you on #This is like the equivalent of learning the drive thru employee who always drops your change is secretly batman #yugioh #vrains #yugioh vrains #ygo vrains #yusaku fujiki #playmaker #skye zaizen #aoi zaizen

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peachy-doodles · 15 days

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EVERYONE HELP MY MANS HE IS BEING. TORMENTED BY. DEMONS (his shitty ex)

#my oc #my ocs #oc liquorice #macchiato burgandy #pocket pal #pocket pals #do NOT. date a guy with corrupted features who enjoys knives and pointy things to a obsessive degree. you WILL. lose an eyeball.#when i originally made macc a detective i Did want him to have a partner who was secretly someone he was looking for in a case.....#but then Gen asked if i wanted to ship him with Cortez and i was like PLSPLSPLS cuz cortez is awesome so i scrapped the guy i was working o #so having a shitty ex who you used to actually be in love with and had a kid with be the person hes Now working on a case about whilst #having a new partner who actually gives a damn about him. it is scratching that itch in oc story. love my scrunglos #liquorice is just a deranged white guy dw abt it. it happens (unfortunately). the corruptions got to her <3 #anyway. ^_^

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marypsue · 5 months

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In my stints in fandom for The Lost Boys, I've noticed that (for obvious reasons) it tends to attract people for whom the boys are wish fulfilment. And like, that's so fair, I respect literally all of you people, but also, I think I've reached a point in my life where I can comfortably admit that the real wish fulfilment in that movie is Grandpa.

#live alone in a huge house in the middle of fuckoff nowhere with a fantastic view where nobody bothers you?#fill said house with paraphernalia of your weird and offputting hobbies?#don't let any technology that doesn't directly improve your life through the door?#always have a stash of your little treats on hand?#do questionable things with your hair?#take great delight in confounding people's expectations of you and setting your own rules?#always know exactly what's really going on?#never ever ever explain yourself if you don't feel like it?#date hot widows who may or may not secretly be vampires?#you bet your ass i want to be grandpa when i grow up #the lost boys

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asterouslyaesthetic · 9 months

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do you think the gym leaders+steven all text norman to let him know how his kid is doing

because norman is the only one with a kid among the gym leaders. wattson's got a niece but she lives outside of hoenn and drake from the elite four has grandkids but like he's not a gym leader

and it's just a way to bond with norman since he clearly loves his family and the only time he gets soft is thinking of them

like roxanne gets beaten by a lvl15 mudkip and nothing else, and when she asks why, the kid is like, "actually, i want to be a water type only trainer so that i can also be a gym leader"

she lets wallace know in the group chat that he has competition

steven casually drops the fact that his kid beat up a few team magma grunts and his dad is apparently very fond of norman's kid now to one of the others and it spreads like wildfire

brawly says that his kid's been camping out for like the past three days, trying to fish for a tentacool, and then they show up to battle with like 20 potions and their tentacool as their ace

wallace pipes in briefly to tell norman that he and his wife should turn on a specific channel and watch it together.

afterwards, norman jokes that his kid really is gunning for wallace's spot and thanks him for letting him see their kid branching out. wallace starts commenting more on them because lisia tells him a lot and he's kind of happy his niece has a good friend she can hang out with

wattson happily tells him about he caught them giving pointers to wally and how they gave their marshtomp bulldoze specifically for this match and won by the skin of their teeth

and also how they nearly got into a fight with the guy who gives advice because he was like "you can't fight with water types in an electric gym!"

flannery is oddly quiet when they come to town and that is because they end up befriending each other because they WANT to be a gym leader but they know they have to live up to their dad while flannery's already trying to live up to the sort of reputation one should have

all she says is "it's a secret"

norman shares a picture of him, his wife, and their kid at a restaurant he found specifically because they like that sort of food. in it, tentacool has evolved and they now corphish and surskit and a togepi

the togepi belongs to his wife now but he mentions that it makes for a great excuse for his kid to come home more often

steven says something about how they're very passionate and when prompted to speak more about the topic, he says they nearly fought with kecleon because it was preventing them from going into the gym

winona is grateful that they asked the kecleon to go away. she's the one who has the least amount of conversation with them but she does note them trying to convince gyarados to fly, then begrudgingly resigning themselves to being a land and water dweller

(steven has to laugh at that when wallace tells him.

he never says why but when he comes back from his travels, he has a swanna for them)

the twins hear about the kid being in town but the first time they meet is at the department store while they're arguing with a kid about the last slakoth plush. they pull the "my dad is a gym leader" card and when that fails, they end up resorting to a pokemon battle

everyone floods the chat with questions after the team magma/team aqua incident. norman shuts down the gym for a bit to be there for his kid and also do gym leader stuff and the only time the kid shows up on tv is a few days later when they're trying to get to the gym and a reporter stops them

they very confidently say they can be champion, but only if they can make it past through the reporter because they need their eighth badge

norman is SO proud

for wallace, he mentions how the first thing they say after beating him is asking him where he got his milotic from. they're actually extremely mad that they couldn't find any feebas and they didn't actually want to battle him without one but they also just want to head onto victory road

this actually jogs a memory of norman's, where he remembers that he took the family to petalburg before he moved to show them littleroot and just spend time with them while they're still in johto

and on one of the screens is wallace and milotic, and after that, the three of them decide to take some time to watch one of his contests on tv, which spurs a family tradition and the declaration that they will also have a milotic

he promised to get a feebas for them, but they turned him down so he kinda regrets not pushing it a bit more

so he like talks to his kid and they basically confirm his suspicions

milotic = happy memories so my own milotic = more happy memories and since i want to be a gym leader like my old man = water types only

it's all very wholesome

norman can't stay away from petalburg much longer and his kid doesn't want him to watch the matches because they're afraid of an ungraceful showing, but they do promise to send a photo with steven after the match and verbal confirmation from the latter that they won

also norman's kid just looks up to their dad so much, like the coolest person ever, and once they become champion, they go to him for advice on pokemon—it's a running joke in the family that it should be the other way around since they're the youngest champion in hoenn

as for the feebas, someone from the weather institute finds out that they want one so they call norman to tell his kid this secret for a guaranteed feebas

the next beauty master rank has people making the spiderman meme because wallace also enters with a milotic. he wins the battle, but they win the day because their parents come to watch them and they spend the entire day together

#pokemon #pokemon oras #trainer may #trainer brendan #gym leader norman #gym leader wallace #hoenn gym leaders #champion steven #i just want good dad!norman stuff #like how pokemas or the anime portrays him #instead of like pokespe #i just want secretly doting dad norman who's so damn proud of his kid for becoming the champion #he'll never brag about it to anyone but his wife who is equal parts bemused and tired #but you can bet he has like newspaper clippings and photos of them in his office #he's usually good about not launching into technical discussions but sometimes he does #and since his kid is dating the professor's kid they can actually keep up with it

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ruffgem · 4 months

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idk EXACTLY whats wrong with me but i do think the biggest reason i dont really date is because ive simply Seen Enough by proxy after being the eldest child/only daughter and my moms certified child therapist for the past entirety of my life and through all one thousand of her boyfriends who were all different versions of the same Guy (stupid asshole with no interests or personality traits besides mowing the lawn going to home depot and being a huge bitch) that always moved directly into our household and invaded my space within like 2 weeks of them dating

#i think.......... it Affected me #my moms work best friend who i secretly always wished she would date because hes cool and normal and #one time he took us to an arcade fire concert when i was 14 so i always liked him #anyway i just found out he broke up with his longtime girlfriend. GASP #but sigh... alas. my mom is now married to stupid dumbass number 37 #and it would never happen anyway #for she has horrendous taste. rest in peace #sorry for posting my entire life but its funny #YOUR HONOR!!! ITS FUNNY!#low resolution saul goodman image close up

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folkorae · 21 days

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I need to ask a genuine but serious question to the people that has read the throne of glass series:

Do you all like Chaol?

#❧ ⸻ jane speaks .#i’m still on 43% of crown of midnight #and celaena and chaol are going to secretly date it seems #but i honestly don’t know how to feel about him?#like . . . i don’t dislike him completely but i also don’t like him?#he is a very meeh character to me and i’m just ????? all the time when he shows up #i wanna know if i am the only one who thinks that or if people actually likes him lol

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dinosaur-mayonnaise · 7 months

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aro fukazawa is canon in my heart

#evidence 1: colour scheme #(which is also my evidence for lesbian kouyou)#evidence 2: how fucking funny would it be if these two men are out here committing war crimes and trying to get total world domination #bc they're still mad that their bf broke up with them 20 years ago #only for said bf to have no clue that they ever even dated #fukuchi took fukazawa not going to war with him as the world's biggest rejection #meanwhile fukazawa still thinks they're best friends #mori thinks that they're divorced exes who still secretly like each other #meanwhile fukazawa just hates him #bonus: ranpo 100% knows they're both still in love with his dad #will he tell fukazawa - of course not #will he snarkily grin at fukuchi and mori whenever he sees them because he's fukazawa's actual favourite and the all know it?#yes #absolutely #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd fukazawa #bsd ranpo #bsd fukuchi #bsd mori #fukufuku #fukumori #old man yaoi

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hadesknockedupintheunderworld · 2 months

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Sorry but like

I think it needs to be said at this point

#sonic the hedgehog #fandom wank #tails the fox #miles tails prower #i just be ramblin #Sonic fandom will be like 'sonadow is SOOO toxic yaoi' or 'surgeamy is SOO toxic yuri' and then their idea of toxic yaoi/yuri is that the #characters redeem each other or secretly look out for each other even though they're a lil prickly #As someone who is a fan of both of these and a lot of the other toxic yuri/yaoi ships #'sonadow is so toxic yaoi however Shadow's actions in prime s3 come off as abusive'#'surgeamy is so toxic yuri. surge is dating her to get one up on Sonic and Amy is going to redeem her for the good guys'#Must I speak further?#For the record‚ a deficit of any content in a fandom is whatever. 'Make it yourself or commission someone' I know. it's just frustrating as #a fan of so called 'toxic yuri' and 'toxic yaoi' ships watching so many people go around calling themselves toxic yuri/yaoi enjoyers and #then. not depict toxic relationships with said ships #Meanwhile I see so much Sonic and Tails 'brothers' content that is just reskinned romance tropes #My favorite 'toxic yuri/yaoi' ships seem to have only the most vanilla content known to man but then someone will say 'Sonic and Tails have #the most profound relationship in all media. They complete each other. they better each other. They're soulmates. they're worse off without #each other. If anyone else tried to form relationships with Tails then Sonic would be jealous. They live together in their adult years.#Through Nine the writers showed just how attached Sonic and Tails are to each other‚ to the point that Nine only cares about Sonic and #living alone with him forever.' and then follow it up with '#the brothers of all time! Imagine Shadow saying he's Tails' brother and Sonic gets so jealous he considers killing Shadow so he can be #Tails' only brother! If you tag as ship I eat all your bones and harass you'#Okay okay I rambled for a minute. This meme is not a compliment😂#The short of it is 'so called toxic yaoi/yuri enjoyers creating solely fluff or characters who bicker fall in love' and 'so called Sonic and #Tails are brothers fans coming off as closeted sontails enjoyers and also betraying that they can only pair characters they hate as romantic #as being siblings'

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rubenesque-as-fuck · 4 months

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Well, date for next week just got cancelled.

Said he decided he was spread too thin already and not feeling it enough to continue.

I thought there was a good vibe there. I wonder which thing I said and/or did fucked it up. Argh I can't even lower my standards correctly.

#dating nonsense #first good date in over two years and bloop nope all gone #so much for getting some good holiday dickin'#huge fucking bummer actually #what is wrong with me #even the good dates are secretly bad???#literally can't even throw pussy at someone still rejected #am i that awful in person? or like awful in retrospect I guess?#HE asked ME if I wanted to go on another date #dude you were the one who asked #but still I'm not enough #not even enough to just fuck and forget #no matter how low i let my standards go they just can't keep up #oh man the depression is hitting me like a goddamn truck

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pinchcinnamon · 1 year

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reminder that billy and steve fucked at tina's party in season 2 and dated for the entire season 3, crossing paths in the pool locker room or the scoops ahoy storage room during the break 🙃

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very-uncorrect · 6 months

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Am I the only girl whose parents think it's inconceivable for you to have male friends

Like- a guy I sat next to in my GCSE maths class waved at me from the zebra crossing outside my school whilst my dad was giving me a lift home once and my dad just would not stop asking me about it, according to my mum he was convinced I was dating the guy for months after

I'm just wanting someone to ask me out just so that they shut up about it at this point

I'm just realising my life is the beginning of a fake dating fanfic isn't it

#i love my dad but my god does he want me to be dating someone #both my parents do kinda #they're always asking me if I've got my eye on anyone in my sixth form #they have expressed that they are okay with me dating women at least which is nice #but they're definitely in the ''any guy who talks to my daughter is secretly her boyfriend'' state of mind

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lavender-acee · 1 year

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tell me headcanons and things about Kokomi that aren’t about how much guys are attracted to her plsssss im making a list

#sorry its just in the fic i want to give her.. more than one personality trait 😅#so #to me #on a basis of absolutely nothing #she memorises names dates and numbers because they’re calming to her #she runs an anonymous pintrest aesthetic blog for pastel academia #she loves the rain and will always walk to and from school regardless of the weather #ironically keeps live laugh love things everywhere bc people see it and think ‘wow shes so nice’ but she secretly just thinks theyre funny #kind of person who can solve a rubix cube in less than 10 secs #had an artsy phase and painted flowers all over her wall and theyre kinda mid but she keeps them there #hates the feeling of her school uniform and wants to change into a cozy hoodie or sweater the moment she gets home #horrendous at creative writing excersizes because she worries about the plot not being good enough #her favorite colour is actually like a muted pastel pink (makoto was wrong in that one episode lol)#has a dainty silver charm bracelet she fiddles with in lessons #she and rifuta have a minecraft server where theyve made a giant city #saiki k #kokomi teruhashi

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thepalmofyourfreezinghand · 2 years

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But why is it so difficult for some people to separate the weird rumors from the “okay” ones?

I’m sure (and I hope) that Taylor’s fine with people thinking she’s gay. Because unless it’s done with malicious intentions or it relies on stupid stereotypes, it’s not offensive to think that someone’s gay.

BUT thinking she’s gay is one thing. Saying that her relationship with Joe is fake, that Joe’s her beard, that she bought him a Grammy to pay off his silence, that he’s a talentless nobody who could never really date Taylor Swift, that all the songs she’s explicitly linked to him are in fact about other people, or that he’s an ab*ser (because yeah, let’s all remember that THAT happened), are another thing altogether. And she’s 100% valid if she’s weirder out by people making up THESE kinds of rumors.

#also wanted to add that one of my besties #who is gay and loud and loves dancing and baking and Katy Perry #actually stayed in the closet for years #because people kept assuming that he was gay because of stereotypes #and at some point he started to doubt he was even gay #even though he was secretly dating men #so yeah #even merely thinking someone’s gay can be harmful #that’s why I said if it’s not done with malicious intentions #taylor swift #lavender haze #midnights

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