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sorry if this is a bother but if you're still writing fics, could i please get uhhh fic with the 1991 characters but everyone's personalities are the stark opposite of their canon selves?
lmaoooo
so beast is this soft-spoken dude who looks less like a wildebeast and more like a sandhill crane, with soft gills sprouting from his neck and beautiful grasshopper antennae instead of horns. he is cursed NOT for being an insufferable little bitch but for instead being so OVERWHELMINGLY nice to the enchantress that, after offering her his home-made peanut butter casserole for the 17th time, she decides nobody could ever love this sad-sack kindly wimp until he grows a spine, and curses him to learn to be loved in his new weird, soft, slightly floppy form.
(the enchantress’s personality in this is less providence-sent moralizer of justice and more chaos-drenched humbug with a gift for thinking up the exact wrong way of teaching any lesson.)
belle, meanwhile, is busy going on a fuckin rager because in this timeline she’s impatient, impetuous, extroverted, and going fuckin insane in this bewilderingly boring little town. oh yeah, she’s still intelligent, but this belle flies off the fucking handle if she has to deal with these dick-brained villagers one more time, GOD the way they’re so pompous and cosmopolitan, ughhh if she hears the baker quote ‘hamilton’ in that pseudo-smart way he’s so fuckin fond of she’s going to take a flame-thrower to everyone and everything in this town
oh yeah. in this version she’s not much of a reader. what she IS fond of is pyrotechnics and anything that explodes
maurice is a v boring accountant who sticks to the straight and narrow and is thus VERY alarmed when on his way to his annual Accountants Of Extreme Boringness conference he ends up in an enchanted castle. he is further alarmed when he is immediately snogged by an impetuous, flirtatious, devil-may-care son of a bitch baroque clock
the clock is pulled off him by an uptight, nerves-wrecked candle who looks like he’s melted at least four inches just trying to keep up with his clock husband. the thing about clocks, he anxiously explains, is they’re sort of ticking time bombs when it comes to pulling off shenanigans
‘don’t have a meltdown,’ scolds the clock, and promptly leads the candle in a high-stakes round of erotic tango
maurice passes out immediately and no one can blame him.
belle, having busied herself all morning seeing if she can blow up the backyard fence more effectively with nitroglycerin or dynamite, notices her father has gone AWOL and hasn’t yet brought back the one thing she always asks for when he goes on trips, i.e., high-octane gunpowder. she high-hoes off on her horse, and ends up at the castle, where she kicks down the door and is alarmed to see her father being served jellied crumpets by some kind of long-necked heron wearing a cravat.
the beast is QUITE willing they should all leave immediately but only if he can give them a pan of scotcharoos before they go, and can he get them anything nice to wear, it’s kinda cold out there are they sure they’re gonna make it? after the 50th offer of being allowed to spend the night belle is like. FINE. FINE. FINE I’LL FUCKING STAY, YOU FUCKING GENEROUS PILLOCK. CAN MY FATHER GO HOME AT LEAST
uh sure ok! says the beast. he’s just excited that belle might want to do a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle with him and maybe they can make popcorn
belle is quickly introduced to the whole staff, which includes a crotchety bottle of Scotch whisky named Mrs Potts, her shy shot-glass son, a quiet bookworm closet, and a hatstand that will not shut up. she tries to meet the clock and candle but the clock is very invested in broadway-style show numbers and performs an entire song with a kickline backup of tapdancing pocket watches
lumiere frantically insists to belle that she must forgive this ridiculous intrusion, the english are just like that, you know. he loses his train of thought when a pretty young feather duster comes into the room and doesn’t say another word for the rest of the night
belle and beast spend their days with belle constantly trying to leave and the beast managing to get her to stay just by being so blindly, consistently kind with her. belle finds that ....she kinda likes it. it’s nice to have someone to feel at home with. one time she really does try to leave and gets as far as the woods, but then the beast follows her and passes out when he sees a particularly frightening tree. she finds herself loving his S O F T N E S S
i should probably write gaston into this but frankly i can’t be bothered. somethin bad happens (the villagers storm the castle because they think a performance of ‘hamilton’ is happening there?), belle accidentally blows the entire thing up, the beast thinks that’s frankly the coolest shit he’s ever seen, and belle happily marries her weird crane-man and fuck the curse, the enchantress has forgotten all about it and nobody really minds it anyway. it’s kinda cool being a candelabra, right? especially when that rococo clock keeps slipping you kisses behind the ballroom curtains
#lol a disaster fic#CRACK#CRACK FIC#jfc writing this was....a RIDE a TRIP a VOYAGE TO A NEW WORLD#happy friday here's the dumbest fic i could possibly write#batb fanfic#asks#beauty and the beast#batb 1991#i almost wrote plumette in but i stopped myself in time#91 is HARD. i prefer the trash characters of 17 because who cares if i fuck them up? thye were fucked up to start with!!#i cant do worse than bill condon and that's always deeply comforting
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Random ideas, thoughts, headcanons, etc:
Remus probably “kills” Janus a lot. Like I would be surprised if he just always goes up to janus and stabs him, shoots him, or pulls him aside for torture. Like I haven’t seen anyone else think of it, but I mean while they may have some decent relationship, Remus is just uh....Remus.
Speaking of which, Remus is like suuupppeeerrr not sympathetic or empathetic to farther extents than even Logan. Just how he works, he won’t take you seriously if you pour your heart out.
I believe that Virgil doesn’t trust deceit bc that’s how the relationship works naturally. Anxiety and deception only equal trust issues, it’s a normal reaction. Same goes for how he reacts to Remus, he’s scared. With Patton, he’s comforted. With Logan, he’s grounded. I think how they view each other and their relationships just match up with the natural relationship brought on from those two combined ideas.
Roman and Remus don’t have a good relationship and never did like....ever. Even if they were a whole trait fused together as one idea when they were younger. The stark differences and their perceptions or certain ideas I don’t think ever would end in a good relationship. Something I’d like to see in the series is that not everything ends in sunshine and rainbows.
Like not everyone gon like you and that’s okay. I think all of the boys need to relearn that. Virgil and Janus may not ever have a good relationship ever again. The past is the past and whatever Janus did to hurt Virgil happened and Virgil doesn’t forgive him. And probably won’t ever forgive him. Same with the twins.
Logan knows exactly what he deserves but he doesn’t want to force it on everyone unwilling to listen. Stupid idea but I mean I think that’s just his thing.
While they do have a shakey relationship so far, I think Patton will start getting into the habit of defending Janus, even if hesitantly. Accusations of “defending the untrustworthy snake” may make him uncomfortable but after everything in the SVS Redux, I think he’s understanding a lot more than what his used-to-be more closed off perceptions believed in the beginning.
Also I dunno if this needs to be reiterated but like if Thomas views them as a villain, they’ll act like a villain. Janus seemed so ‘unsympathetic’ bc that’s what he was perceived as. Same with Virgil, same with Remus. Sprinkle in some ‘acceptance’ and suddenly they’re less of a villain, more of a minor nuisance at best and just trying to help Thomas out.
The next and final side that’s revealed, the ‘orange side’ if you will, will not be villainous. Hear me out, after what happened with Virgil and understanding Janus and going through the facts about Remus, I think Thomas has a better grip on the fact that everyone is just trying to do their job. They’re not trying to harm him. So I think the final side is going to just stay morally grey like everyone else and not try to act scary but also not necessarily nice.
I mean unless Virgil is a hoe and over reacts again but he should know the guy personally. I think Patton will get into better habits with his reactions to new sides as well 😅 So it’s less of a scare, more of a hesitant curiosity.
Virgil, I think anyways, is beginning to go back to how he acted when he vpfirst appeared just more....secluded I guess? This is just my opinion lol but he seems to be becoming more aggressive, snarky, irritable, and threatening. Naturally, if you have an anxiety disorder, people with anxiety are prone to irritation and aggression, lashing out, the works. So with the recent events, I’m sure he’s getting worse. But he’s gone past that like.....’small anxious stormcloud’ phase that happened kinda before and a bit after Accepting Anxiety and into just to straight up jumping the gun on every idea rather than just....doing what he did before then.
I don’t know how to explain it but there’s that XD
Remus won’t get a redemption and I am extremely happy with that. I feel like if they even tried to do that, he’d probably get mad at them for it. Like he doesn’t strike me to be extremely aggressive but I feel like he knows like he can’t be accepted by Thomas. Like not as your get a front seat and you’re a nice guy now’ kind of redemption. I think he’d hate to know that they want to do that.
Janus is making private amends with Logan. I don’t believe he’ll have a lot of Logan time in an actual video unless it’s a group thing. I think his and Logan’s relationship is quite established. But I mean I still look forward to more Janus and Logan time. Logan hasn’t hardly said much in the last couple vids.
Logan gonna get emotional time in a video focused on him but it’s not gonna be touchy freely talk. I think they’re gonna get to try a new method. Singing, poetry, and sappy conversations aren’t really gonna do much, I don’t think. So they’ll go with like....puzzles or a rap or a quiz or something. Just an idea.
Logan makes for a great ‘Devil’s Advocate’ to be honest. And I find it interesting. He’s very neutral, speaks the facts, doesn’t really pick a side because they both present good arguments. But at the same time, like Virgil has assumed before, Logan can seem like he’s arguing for the opposing side when he’s not. (I do this all the time lol, people think I do that). But I think that’s one of his biggest strengths. He’s honest, he knows what he’s talking about, he’s done research so that he can voice an opinion when need be and when he doesn’t have the facts, he doesn’t speak about it or make an opinion.
Virgil and Roman are probably gonna team up against Janus in a future video and that’s gonna be the point where Virgil is like “well shit lemme tell you the exact thing he did to me to make me not trust him” and there’s like a whole flashback and everything.
On the other hand I’d laugh and simultaneously be so annoyed if Virgil’s reasoning for not trusting Janus the entire time was just “Well he just gives off bad vibes” which tbh I don’t think it too inaccurate XD
I’m probably gonna add to this once in a while. I don’t mind some comments but full on paragraphs talking about how I’m wrong on certain things are just people being shitty so pls don’t do that.
These aren’t set in stone and my views on some of these ideas can change with future events, just depends. So don’t surround my entire perception of the sides on these ideas. I’m not saying Virgil is a bad guy, I’m not saying Remus won’t get a redemption just bc people who say he will are wrong, etc.
These aren’t controversial opinions being used for public argument. Just some thoughts I had and thought I’d give my two cents on what’s been going on so far :) So please don’t say stuff like....”Well ACTUALLY if you look back at the ‘Am I Original’ video you’ll see that-“
Like no, I haven’t watched any of the past vids in a while but that’s not the topic of conversation I’m really going for here XD
Anyways, enough about that, I’ll add some stuff once in a while after more videos come out :D
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Season 3 episode 8 commentary with my sister:
I’m straight up not having a good time, like at all.
Did he disappear into the night again?
Boy get some paper towels
Woah my dude where are your pants?!?!
Oh he has boxers on..thank god
LOL Robbe said “Hi...bye…”
Senne is a confused puppy
No, you did not tell him Milan...you said the opposite
Cool so he did disappear into the night...
Maybe he is nocturnal, we tend to see him only at night
Oh yay! Happy for you Zoe, but we have a missing boy so I don’t have time for this
I’ll send you a message Robbe! It will say “SMILE MORE!”
Brother Senne being adorable
HE’S BACK!
Milan and Senne are so happy for him! Same..
He really snatched this boys croissants!
Every time Milan calls him his boyfriend, my serotonin levels increase
Robbe just dragged him out of the kitchen, can’t blame him
Senne approves, I approve, we all fucking approve
Senne, anytime you wanna get me some food, I’d appreciate it because Kris can’t cook for shit (....😒)
My boys!
We ALL thought you left
LOOOOL! This bitch said “Britt who?”
Wouldn’t we all like to forget about her though
There’s that 100% again
Pause! **points to screen** Can we just appreciate that look on Sander’s face! Hey! You’re not looking! **presses play**
This boy out here flipping him like a ragdoll
Sander has the best lines
This is so sweet and cute but also Robbe is a thirsty hoe right now
Okay but now your breakfast is in the water you spilled earlier...RIP
No! We do not let Moyo into this house! Devil be gone!
Robbe when you smile your attractiveness almost maxes out
Your dreams are something no one needs to hear about..Please keep them to yourself
YOOOOO! Hahahah Milan!
Moyo’s uncomfortable meter just broke
The club?? LIke this is a damn book club
Milan you fucking legend!!
Moyo, I still don’t like you..in case you wanted to know
Hot Mess Express! Haven’t seen you in a while!
Mini-enterprise? Are we taking over the world?
“The gay test”?? Also known as “being fucking assholes”
AWKWARRRRRD!
Robbe said “drunk AGAIN”...he knows what express train she rides
Also, what picture were they talking about? Is it important?
**shows her the “which closet” picture** oh my goddddd that is fucking adorable! Like, like x1000
We are only 8 minutes in? Good lord..
Sander!
Dude why are you so extra?! Hahahaha
This is an upgrade from when he kissed Noor outside of school
What’s happening..oh fuck you Britt!!!
WHY ARE YOU BACK! GO AWAY!!!!
Boyfriend?? Girl, bye
Make her go away before I break my tv
Ughhh!!
Your dad is offering a free dinner? Do it!!
Robbe, Sr. is trying to make an effort and I appreciate that
Did he not hang up?
He is gonna bring Sander??
Dropping the “he” pronoun…
...say something Dad
Not what I was expecting, but I’ll take it
Am I not supposed to like his dad? Because I kinda do…
Yasmina!!!!
Stickers? Huh?
Oh riiiight! This convo
Still probs my favorite underrated friendship
Robbe’s smile count for this episode: 100
My fave bleach blonde!
The shoe again??? What the hell!
DENIED! (robbe wants to kiss sander)
Robbe and I are equally confused
Shoes? Carrots?
HIS GIGGLE!
...what is going on?
Milan is jealous af
Sander is ….great. I love him. That’s all.
American Idol is waiting for y’all...or I guess Belgian Idol?
Why are they so cute?
Robbe leaning back?? I’m fine...
Umm...what? Where’d all this shit come from?
Did Sander do this???
[My boyfriend] really needs to take some notes from Sander
Tough few months is a bit of an understatement
Zoe is me right now
You’re welcome, Milan
**pauses** I would like to take a moment to note how fucking thoughtful Sander is...he really did all this and acknowledged that Robbe is having a hard time...**presses play**
Sander!
Why are you like this?? Hahahah (Sander dressed up)
Don’t worry, he has been good boy
Flirting level 1,000
Where are we going?
Penthouse? ...No! Not this scene...i hate my life
Sander says come and Robbe says obviously…
Yeah but who is footing the bill?
Who tf decorated in here?
Where they be?
Oh shit! Found them!
Well damn...Robbe gives zero fucks about the price now
Actually he gives 1 fuck.....get it? Because they’re banging? .....I’ll see myself out (why is she like this? Someone come get her..)
So this is happening...and you know what, good for you Robbe!
They need to fire their interior designer
Pause! We both just need to take a minute to appreciate how fucking precious this is...forehead kisses, playing with necklaces, wrapped up in each other! Why do they make me feel single even though I’m not?? **presses play**
Wedding? Okay, that’s a keeper thought...you’re gonna scare him off
Oh hey more asses…
Sander said i’m beautiful and everyone outside should appreciate it
And Robbe said you’re mine, get away from the window
The look of love on Robbe’s face…
You ARE beautiful...i literally said it 30 seconds ago
Robbe is literally the definition of heart eyes in this scene
In case you were wondering, I am 100% in denial that he is manic right now…
I mean I don’t recommend going naked but it’s your wedding, so you do you
Robbe is like okay I’m ignoring my concern right now because...round 2?
And we’re back!
Totally expected the roles to be reversed when they are cuddling..
Trust me you’re the happiest of them all
His face when he talks about dying is killing me...this makes me so sad
**Pauses** I know what is coming but I just want to appreciate how in love they look, like sorry to everyone else, but their chemistry is unmatched..I’m aware I’ve stated that before. Robbe’s forehead kisses? Sander absolute look of love on his face? I hate that it is going to be ruined soon..**plays**
I don’t want it...I know what scene this is..
Sander...I have no words
Genuinely didn’t think it was possible, but I really can’t talk..
**pauses** That scene was so fucking good...everything about it. Whoever this actor is just fucking killed it. (she goes on to compare seeing him manic to seeing me manic but I’m gonna leave that part out, sorry y’all)
[Robbe] looks so lost and hurt
Best episode of the entire series so far...amazing..I’m a fucking mess right now, so I’m gonna need a hot minute before we continue
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𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎.
hi, friends ! i’m admin fox ( 23. she/they. brt. ) and i’m so excited to get this going ! it’s been a wild journey to make this group happen but everyone seems so nice and all of your muses are so interesting it’s def all worth it ! this is romeo dubois, my himbo baby and all around hot mess. if you’d like to plot with him, please feel free to message me on discord at pedro pascal stan blog#9349 or send me your discord @ and i’ll message you there !
* SEBASTIAN STAN + CIS MALE + HE/HIM —— have you seen ROMEO DUBOIS around? they’re a THIRTY-SIX year old PHYSICAL EDUCATION TEACHER known around town as the LOOSE CANON. not only are they broke af, but they’ve been in town for SIX YEARS. they’re LOYAL + LAID-BACK, as well as CHILDISH + UNHINGED, but what else would you expect from an ARIES? low-hanging grey sweatpants. back muscles. a beer bottled tucked on the back pocket of a pair of jeans.
𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘.
romeo was born in eldora to two very absent parents; they were one of the few middle class families in town, with his mother always traveling for work and his father at home, drowning himself in alcohol. from an early age, romeo was left to his own devices; he was the one who raised his brother even though he was still just a child himself when cain was born, with no skill or mental capacity to take care of himself let alone an infant.
his parents’ marriage was in shambles; the whole town often spoke about how unfaithful mrs. dubois was, and how her husband only stood by her side because of the money she made. romeo was too young to understand what ‘cheating’ meant when the rumors first started, but he still got into plenty of fights by the time he entered his teens and the infamy of his mother’s choices were echoed throughout high school bleachers
it didn’t take long before people started recognizing romeo as one of the trouble makers in town; his anger against his parents and the horrible situation they forced upon him made its way out of his chest with the blink of an eye, lashing out at everyone and anyone he could. in the height of his teenagehood, romeo knew the name of every single cop in eldora��s precinct. he got into so many fights it was hard to see romeo without a bruise on his face, got drunk and wrecked his car more times than anyone could ever count, and he even spent a few nights in a cell after a particular incident involving the break in of several homes around town. still, people pitied the kid, and many would leave him off the hook no matter what kind of bad trouble he got into.
despite his bad manners and constant anger, romeo excelled in sports. more specifically ice hockey, which he had to take a bus three towns over to be able to practice every week; he loved the freedom of the skates, and he was large and violent enough to be unstoppable in the rink. his prowess caught the eye of many, and by the time romeo was legal to drink he was shoved in an airplane and taken to canada where he could practice and properly excel in his craft.
by the age of twenty-three, romeo was back in the united states playing for the jersey devils, a team he wasn’t too proud of, but it paid the bills and it brought him the notoriety he felt like he truly deserved.
by the age of twenty-seven, romeo dubois was captain of the chicago blackhawks and making more money than he could ever know what to do with it. twenty-seven was also the year he got married to the victoria’s secret angel he’d met just eight months prior; anyone that has ever met romeo will say he peaked in his late 20s, though he would say they were the most miserable years he’s ever had.
it all came crumbling down on his 29th birthday, when romeo was arrested in chicago for a car accident that nearly took the life of a young mother; he had two male escorts and over a pound of cocaine in his car, and even though his lawyers managed to bribe his way into a short six months prison sentence, the media wasn’t so kind. romeo lost his job, lost his reputation and managed to lose every single penny he had once his wife divorced him.
once romeo was out of jail, he had no place to go other than eldora. he’s been back into town for six years, working as a p.e. teacher at the local high school solely because the principal was a family friend that pulled many strings to get him the position. he currently lives in the dingy motel in the outskirts of town, spending most of his time drunk and high--- and for a man who swore he’d never be like his father, romeo’s had never been more wrong.
𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄.
literal himbo. that’s it, that’s his personality. hot & stupid, absolutely joey tribbiani kinda guy-- you know, if joey was an asshole and not the absolute sweetheart he is.
v selfish, will do whatever it takes to make sure he comes out on top of every situation. still, if he thinks someone is worthy of his loyalty, he’ll stick by them no matter what.
big liar. seriously. has no qualms about making shit up on the spot so that his narrative is the one being told; damn good actor, too.
big hoe ( it runs in the family, the bad tongues would say. ), will sleep with anyone as long as they’re paying attention to him for long enough.
he was in the closet his entire career, and now that he’s been shoved out of it romeo has no intention of going back--- calls himself gay as hell way too much for someone who’s actually bi.
6′3, broad shoulders and still with an athletic build even if he doesn’t play anymore; romeo’s far too shallow to let himself go, even if working out nowadays kills a little bit of his soul every time.
covered in tattoos, with a well trimmed beard and hair styled perfectly so that it looks messy enough; romeo has the ‘i look like i just woke up and yet it took me three hours to get ready’ nonchalant look down to the t.
𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.
a party friend --- romeo’s only likable when he’s drunk; thankfully, that seems to be the case most of the time. this person only comes around when they want to get drunk or high, and of course romeo’s always ready to take it up a notch.
a best friend --- they are always on each other’s corner; this is someone that sees romeo for who he really is instead of the bad guy façade he wears, and loves him despite his flaws; maybe they even lived together for a while when romeo first came back into town? could be a childhood friendship or something new.
a protege --- for one reason or another, romeo has deemed this person worthy of caring for and protecting with his life. like a momma bear, except you’re not a bear cub and he certainly doesn’t know how to care for anyone. could be funny if this was clearly someone that doesn’t need protecting.
a one night stand --- like a said, big hoe. maybe romeo and this person that a night together ( or more than one ) and he simply never called back ? probably doesn’t even remember about it, acts as if it never happened; could be fun if they had been friends beforehand.
an ex --- they were pretty serious at one point, maybe even lived together ? and then romeo fucked things up; it was definitely a self-sabotaging thing, where he felt like he was too close to happiness and subconsciously couldn’t allow himself such a thing. maybe he cheated, or maybe he started picking fights for every single small thing, or hell, maybe he even started ghosting them and spending the nights away from home. whatever he needed to do to get them to break up with him.
a hate fuck --- they hate each other, but they can’t keep their clothes on around each other either; every argument ends up in heated sex, and at this point they aren’t sure if they’re fighting because they can’t stand the other, or if they’re doing it because they know where it’ll end.
a fan --- someone that knew him from his time as a hockey player ! romeo def feels very uncomfortable around them, a constant reminder of the good life he’s lost.
friends of all kinds --- romeo’s a social butterfly on his good days, so give him all sorts of friends ! co-workers, old friends, some new. anything !
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a list of every anime i love/recommend, accumulated over the last 10+ years
1. NATSUME YUUJINCHOU
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
The main character is a teenage boy named Natsume, whose parents died when he was too young to remember them properly. He’s passed around random relatives homes, but because he can see yokai (spirits), he’s ostracized by classmates and his foster families (ALL HIS CHILDHOOD FLASHBACKS ARE SO FUCKING SAD) and eventually very distant relatives (an older couple who never had kids of their own and have so much goddamn love to give D:!!!) take Natsume in, and the story basically starts from there.
It’s a very heart-warming story following Natsume’s new life in this new town, accepting his ability to see yokai, forging new relationships in the form of friends and family, and even with the yokai themselves.
This is honestly probably my favorite anime/manga period, because it’s so sad but so cathartic and you watch as the main character grows and learns to trust those around him, and finally gets the unconditional love he’s always deserved, not to MENTION THE FACT THAT THEY DO A WHOLE EP WHERE NATSUME IS TURNED BACK INTO A LITTLE KID AND IT IS SOOOO GOOD OMG
Plus for those of you who enjoy whump, this show has a decent amount of it. Mainly emotional whump, but also some episodes where Natsume is injured or sick--as well as I believe one where his companion (the chubby cat on his shoulder who’s actually a pretty badass yokai) gets shot with an arrow and is down for the count.
10/10 would and have watched again.
2. KODOCHA NO OMOCHA
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
The main character is a sixth grader named Sana. She’s a gifted actress on a t.v. show everyone likes and she’s silly and fun, very intuitive and surprisingly empathetic for a child.
Her main problem is in school, where Akito, who she deems the leader of her class’ wolf pack of rowdy rude boys, lets them terrorize not just the teacher, but all the girls in class, as well.
I don’t really want to give a lot away, so I’ll just state the obvious. This anime/manga is shoujo, which means that it does focus on a romantic relationship throughout the series. Mainly the one between Sana and Akito. Sana is absolutely oblivious about her own feelings, while Akito is a stubborn little shit.
I remember watching this at like, age 12 maybe? And I really enjoyed it because (although I do enjoy your typical silly doesn’t take itself too seriously slice of life shoujo) this particular anime, while super funny and light hearted at times, was also really dramatic and even kinda dark, which was surprising considering the characters ages and the general kid-friendly vibe (especially the opening for the anime).
3. DETECTIVE CONAN
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
Our main character is initially Shinichi Kudo, teenage detective, who’s on a date with childhood sweetheart Ran (whose father also happens to a detective but like....not a good one lmao), when his nosy ass self decides to go and check out some shady business and gets “poisoned”.
The poison he’s given is intended to kill him, but what it actually does is turn him back into a child. And now, as Conan Edogawa, (who’s 7 but like....we just supposed to believe all these cops and detectives on the force are cool with a seven year old wee lil babe on these really gruesome ass crime scenes??? lmaoooo) we follow him on his adventures as he solves crimes and tries to solve the biggest mystery of all, his own!
I absolutely LOVE this anime/manga, even though I’ll be honest, there is SO MUCH FILLER, but I like the characters enough that I really don’t mind. The show is at least 900+ episodes in at this point, and there are a total of 26 movies so far, last time I checked.
Also, the show is a whump fangirls’ dream come true. The main character is thrown out of windows, balconies, shot at, and in one occasion actually shot, he’s had broken bones, sprains, almost been blown up or drowned/burned, been sick, and oh, his occasional transformations from child to teenager are incredibly painful.
This show is probably at fault for my love of whump, since it was one of my first animes at like, age 9. smh.
4. THE DEVIL IS A PART-TIMER!
REVIEW:
I’m not even going to summarize this one. The title does it for me. This is truly one of the funniest animes I’ve ever seen. Motherfuckin Satan works at a McDonalds part time and it is the BEST.
Technically I would count this show as a kind of harem, but only because there are like three main girl characters after the overlord Satan himself. I usually dislike harem type animes but the way this is done is sooooo good I couldn’t resist.
I would watch a million filler episodes of Satan trying to solve problems at his minimum wage job tbh. I love every single character, I love the plot, I love everything about this anime! In terms of comedy (with the occasional plot driven serious moments) this is IT bro.
5. BLACK BUTLER
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
The main character is Ciel Phantomhive (roughly 14 years old). His parents are killed, his house is burned to ashes, and he’s kidnapped (around age 9 or 10 I believe) and abused. During this abuse Ciel calls upon a demon to free him and help him get revenge on those who harmed the Phantomhive household, which is where Sebastian, one “hell of a good butler” comes in.
We then follow Ciel and Sebastian on their path of vengeance, and along the way we meet Ciel’s human servants, three very clumsy and seemingly bad at their given tasks characters (i love them all), and some of his extended relatives and connections.
My favorite thing about Black Butler is the art, both in the anime and manga. Everything is so detailed and pretty!
The characters are interesting, the plot is dark but they manage to make most of the series overall pretty light-hearted and funny in general. Though of course there are chapters/parts of the series that get really grim (which duh, the whole thing focuses on revenge so...)
I have to say, the arc I enjoyed the most has to be the movie, Black Butler: Book Of the Atlantic. It is beautifully drawn and sooooooo entertaining.
6. INUYASHA
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
Our main characters are Inuyasha, a half-demon, who’s been in a sort of spiritually binding coma for the last few decades, and fourteen year old Kagome, who falls into an old well in her family’s shrine and finds herself being transported into another time period.
Together, she and Inuyasha travel across the lands in the feudal era to find the scattered shards of the shikon jewel, a powerful jewel which grants anyone who possesses it ultimate power.
I was too young to stay up and watch Inuyasha on adult swim, so my mom would tape the show on a VCR for me to watch the next day after school--yes, I’m old old. lmaoooo I ADORE this show.
It’s so good! It’s got everything! A tortured lil half-demon with a sad past who’s stubborn and rude but got a good heart! A fierce and equally as stubborn main protagonist, who’s whole ass family knows exactly where she goes off to??? and are supportive af????? like???? her mama packs her and her squad of demon/exorcist/demon hunter pals bentos?!?! lmao i love it.
The characters are awesome and funny and likable as all heck, and of course they all have their sad backstory, but like, unlike some animes (lookin at YOU Naruto) they don’t go mega overboard on it, at least not without some plot behind the episode.
7. YU YU HAKUSHO
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
Before I even start in on the summary, ya’ll should watch this soley bc of the cute ass 90′s style animation alone. LOOK AT ALL THAT SHINY HAIR!
ANYWAY. Main character is teenage hooligan and overall cutie pie Yusuke! He gets struck by a car and fucking DIES in the first episode after shoving a little boy out of the way, only to end up in the spirit world where the head honcho up there (who looks like a wee baby) tells him “Oh shit, didn’t expect you to like, actually do anything self-sacrificing EVER so like, you’re not on our list of people who were supposed to die today...”
And uh, I don’t wanna give anything away, so I’m just gonna say that if you haven’t seen this anime yet, you definitely should! It’s hilarious and dramatic, the fight scenes are very well done, all the side characters, who eventually become main characters are a blessing (specifically Hiei, who’ve I’ve had a crush on since I was 12) and the ending is a satisfying one, which you can’t really say for a lot of media.
8. CHRONO CRUSADE
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
I still get weepy when I think of this anime, so all I’ll say is it’s about a badass demon slaying nurse and her demon companion and some very tragic shit.
It’s a great anime overall, especially if you like crying yourself to sleep at night :)
9. GHOST HUNT
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
The main character is high school student Mai, who is hired by Naru, the head of a Shibuya psychic research, and together, with a group of questionable exorcists/psychics, they encounter paranormal phenomenons and some outright scary shit.
I’m not really a fan of the horror genre tbh but I do like mystery, and the series deals with that quite a bit. They deal with each case for several episodes so nothing feels too rushed.
The series is really fun in a creepy, wtf is that way. I recommend the manga, only because it’s more detailed in terms of plot than the anime.
10. ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM
SUMMARY/REVIEW:
I didn’t really make this list in any particular order but if I had to say, Assassination Classroom and Natsume Yuujinchou probably tie for BEST ANIME PERIOD!
This anime is about a weird ass “alien” creature, no one knows where it came from or why tf it’s here on earth, all they know is that in one year it’s threatened to blow the world up.
His only request to the government is that they let him become a teacher for Class E, the worst class of Kunugigaoka Junior High School, and he will stay put, so that they can attempt an assassination on him during this one year period.
AND LISTEN! I am a shallow hoe, so I literally never would have read this manga or watched the series had I not been roaming Barnes and Noble one day with my S.O. and picked it up to read as a JOKE!
I was hooked after the first chapter and I am soooooooo glad I picked this manga up, bc it is absolutely not the type I would normally go for, cover art wise. I finally, after many many years, learned not to judge a book by its cover bc LORD this anime is so goddamn good, you don’t understand! Like, I’ve watched it so many times and still laugh at the same parts, cry at the same parts, am proud af at the same parts! like, this anime is an instant classic and should definitely be more popular than it is.
assassination classroom and natsume yuujinchou????? MASTERPIECES!
#anime i can't imagine life without#natsume yuujinchou#assassination classroom#inuyasha#black butler#detective conan#whump#chrono crusade#ghost hunt#yu yu hakusho#the devil is a part-timer#kodocha#long post is long
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5e Nocturne, the Eternal Nightmare build (League of Legends)
(Artwork by Alex Flores. Made for Riot Games)
In my continuation of terrifying builds for terrifying characters here’s a build for the scariest champion in League of Legends. The prime horror icon on the rift who everyone points to and says “now that is a scary champion!” Nocturne!
Fiddlesticks? How could that bag of twigs and metal be scary?
GOALS
Do I scare you, summoner? - Nocturne is a champion of fear... I mean at least until someone else came along. Still pretty good at making other champs terrified though.
The light is fading - Fighting Nocturne with spells is pointless: cast one and he gets more powerful.
Darkness... - An assassin is scary. An assassin who can turn off the lights, pop up behind you and scream “OOOGA BOOGA!” is even scarier!
RACE
There’s several things Nocturne could be and none of them really fit the description of “shadow spirit demon.” So fuck it may as well be a Changeling, to take the form of whatever your prey fears the most! As a Changeling you get +2 to Charisma and +1 to another ability of your choice... which can be Charisma! So fuck it +3 to Charisma! You also get two skill proficiencies of your choice thanks to Changeling Instincts (take Intimidation and Insight to see through your prey and strike them with fear) and you can learn two languages to compliment your Common language. (Pick whatever it doesn’t matter.)
But of course the main feature of a Changeling is their Shapechanger trait. It’s basically Disguise Self but your clothes don’t change: you still have to have a basic arrangement of limbs, can’t change your size so much that you change size categories, can’t disguise as something you’ve never seen, etc. etc. etc. But even so there’s more than enough shapechanging you can do to strike fear into your foes!
ABILITY SCORES
15; CHARISMA - You are a being of ultimate horror who knows exactly how to get under someone’s skin.
14; DEXTERITY - Nocturne is an assassin who can travel across massive swaths of the map in an instant, and your arm blades don’t seem like they’d be too heavy.
13; WISDOM - To truly terrify someone you’ve gotta know what makes them tick.
12; INTELLIGENCE - You need smarts to be scary. You need to know why they’re scared.
10; CONSTITUTION - Nocturne is a squishy assassin. (Though that being said feel free to swap INT and CON if you want better health but worse RP.)
8; STRENGTH - Nocturne is a ghost so weak that he can only attack you in your dreams... at least until your dreams become real.
BACKGROUND
There’s no background for “Ancient Nightmare Demon” so how about you join an assassin’s club instead? The Volstrucker Agent background from Wildemount gives you proficiency in Deception and Stealth along with a Poisoner’s Kit and a language of your choice. (Again pick whatever.)
Your feature Shadow Network lets you talk to other demons... the worst of the worst... assassin mains. If you write a letter in special ink, address it to a member of the Volstrucker, and throw it into a fire, the letter will materialize on the person of the agent you addressed it to. The ink used to send a letter is the same as the ink to write in a spellbook, and writing a letter in this ink costs 10 gp per page. Tell Talon you’re ganking, or tell Evelynn that she’s a hoe.
This background is fairly easy to adapt outside of Wildemount but be ready to alter it in case your DM doesn’t allow Wildemount content.
(Artwork by Riot Games)
THE BUILD
LEVEL 1 - MONK 1
What? Were you expecting the magical nightmare demon to have magic? Well we need Monk levels for a number of things (notably Saving Throws) but firstly let’s talk skills: take proficiency in Acrobatics and History to jump into people’s dreams and know exactly how to frighten them! You also get a tool proficiency so take Brewer’s Supplies. A spirit making spirits? How droll!
As a Monk you have Unarmored Defense equal to your Dexterity plus your Wisdom. Yeah Nocturne does kinda wear armor, but you’ll have to go without it if you want to use Martial Arts. While unarmored and unarmed with nothing but Monk weapons (which are simple weapons and shortswords - I’d argue that your arm blades are sickles?) you gain the following benefits:
Your fists and Monk weapons can be used with DEX instead of STR.
Your unarmed strike becomes a d4 (and will increase as you level up in Monk.)
When you make an attack with an unarmed strike or a monk weapon on your turn, you can make one unarmed strike as a bonus action.
LEVEL 2 - MONK 2
Second level Monks can chase down their prey with Unarmored Movement, increasing their movement by 10 feet while unarmored (as the name suggests.) But if you need to chase them down faster with Duskbringer then Ki will help with that. You have a number of Ki points equal to your level in Monk which you can use in a number of ways:
Flurry of Blows will let you spend 1 ki point to make two unarmed strikes as a bonus action after attacking, instead of just one.
Patient Defense will activate Shroud of Darkness for 1 ki point so you can take the Dodge action as a bonus action on your turn.
Step of the Wind will let you take the Disengage or Dash action as a bonus action on your turn at the cost of 1 Ki, and your jump distance is doubled for the turn.
This should be more than enough to chase down your foes, but realize that your Ki points are limited. They come back on a short rest though, so you needn’t worry much.
LEVEL 3 - WARLOCK 1
Oh hey look it’s Warlock again. Warlocks can choose their subclass at level 1 so it’s time to go Unearthed Arcana with the Undead patron, not to be confused with the Undying patron which doesn’t have the abilities we want.
Abilities such as Form of Dread: As a Bonus Action you can transform for 1 minute to gain temporary hitpoints and immunity to the Frightened condition, but most importantly all your attacks will force a Wisdom save on the target or else frighten them for a round. You can transform a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.
And of course Warlocks get Pact Magic: you learn two cantrips from the Warlock list. To attack around you with your Umbra Blades take Sword Burst, and to let your foes know for whom the bell toles take Toll the Dead, because not taking Eldritch Blast would be a true nightmare.
You can also learn two first level spells: Hex will let you single an enemy out to do more damage to them, and Cause Fear lets you cause fear! Funny how that works. Hit your foes with Unspeakable Horror before cutting them down.
LEVEL 4 - WARLOCK 2
Second level Warlocks get Eldritch Invocations to boost their abilities in the realm of dreams. Devil’s Sight will let you see through magical darkness which is good considering that your ultimate (which we don’t have yet) makes the whole world dark. For your second invocation Misty Visions will let you create an illusion of your target’s greatest fears. And then don’t even have to be asleep!
You also get another spell but we’ll hold onto it until...
LEVEL 5 - WARLOCK 3
Third level Warlocks can learn second level spells like Blindness / Deafness from the Undead list for some more darkness, and Cloud of Daggers, because a spinning knife box is pretty spooky.
Yes I am aware that you can get the Darkness spell proper at this level but wait for a minute!
Of course more importantly you get your Pact Boon at level 3 and for a sword-arm ghost take Pact of the Blade, to make your swords on your arms or somewhere else on your body.
LEVEL 6 - WARLOCK 4
4th level means an Ability Score Improvement, and since you’re going to be doing a lot of slashing take a Dexterity increase.
You also get another spell at this level along with another cantrip: Suggestion will let you mess with a creature’s thoughts a little to make them do things they’d never dream of! For your cantrip Prestidigitation lets you do a bunch of minor major spooky stuff. Because the true fear is not taking a d10 damage cantrip.
(Artwork by Choe HeonHwa. Made for Riot Games)
LEVEL 7 - MONK 3
You’re probably wondering what the point of these Monk levels are. Simple: Way of Shadows Monks are masters of darkness thanks to Shadow Arts. You can now cast spells using your Ki: you can cast Minor Illusion for free and for 2 Ki points you can cast Darkvision, Pass without Trace, Silence, or DARKNESS. You also get Deflect Missiles at level 3, making you an unkillable nightmare. Or at least a resilient nightmare.
LEVEL 8 - MONK 4
4th level in Monk means another Ability Score Improvement: more Dexterity is needed to survive. Speaking of survive: Slow Fall will help in case you get stuck in that dream where you’re constantly falling.
LEVEL 9 - MONK 5
5th level Monks get an Extra Attack, letting them attack an extra time with their arm blades, or their fists as your Martial Arts die also increase to a d6.
But of course to scare your foes to the point that they can barely move Stunning Strike will let you force a Constitution save or stun your target! I mean, it probably won’t work because your Wisdom is so low but...
LEVEL 10 - WARLOCK 5
Quickly hopping to 5th level of Warlock for Shroud of Darkness: grab Counterspell to counter any spells coming your way. You also get another Eldritch Invocation and while Nocturne doesn’t turn invisible in on the rift One with Shadows will let you hide effectively in bushes.
LEVEL 11 - MONK 6
6th level Monks can finally embrace the darkness thanks to Shadow Step. When in dim light or darkness you can teleport up to 60 feet as a bonus action to an unoccupied space you can see, as long as that spot is also in dim light or darkness. You also have advantage on the first melee attack you make after teleporting.
You can make Darkness with your Ki which means that this ability should almost always be available. So let the Paranoia set in before jumping behind your foes to scream “OOOGA BOOGA!” Oh and your Unarmored Movement increases by 5 feet, up to 45 feet now.
(Artwork by Riot Games)
LEVEL 12 - WARLOCK 6
6th level Undead Warlocks are Grave Touched. You no longer need to eat, drink, or breathe, because nightmare logic. Additionally, when you hit a creature with an attack you can replace the damage type with necrotic damage. While you are using your Form of Dread, you can roll one additional damage die when determining the necrotic damage the target takes. So instead of doing bludgeoning damage with your fists you can do necrotic damage instead, and rip at their minds! Wait no that’s psychic damage...
Regardless you can learn a third level spell like Speak with Dead, because what’s spookier than a talking corpse?
LEVEL 13 - WARLOCK 7
7th level Warlocks get another Eldritch Invocation: to never lose track of your prey take Ghostly Gaze for some All Seeing Spirit.
You can also learn 4th level spells like Shadow of Moil to shroud yourself in darkness. Yeah I hope you didn’t think I’d stop linking to that sound clip!
LEVEL 14 - WARLOCK 8
8th level Warlocks get another Ability Score Improvement: maximize your nightmare blades with a capped Dexterity modifier. You can also learn another spell like Death Ward to come back from anything your foes may throw at you. Guardian Angel? What a nightmare!
LEVEL 15 - WARLOCK 9
9th level Warlocks get another Eldritch Invocation. Want to hover? Ascendant Step lets you hover!
You can also learn 5th level spells at this level so it’s time to finally give people proper nightmares with the Dream spell. It’s a fairly complicated spell but in essence you can project yourself into someone’s dreams to talk to them, or to yell “OOOGA BOOGA” at them to make them take Psychic damage while also being unable to get a proper long rest.
LEVEL 16 - WARLOCK 10
10th level Undead Warlocks can leave their Mortal Husk: You gain resistance to necrotic damage, and you are using your Form of Dread, you instead become immune to necrotic damage.
Additionally, when you are reduced to 0 hit points you can explode! Each creature within 30 feet of you takes necrotic damage equal to 2d10 + your warlock level and you get up with 1 HP. Once you revive this way, you receive a point of exhaustion and you can’t do so again until you finish 1d4 long rests. Look: Nocturne doesn’t explode in-game but there’s nothing saying he can’t do so.
You also don’t get another spell at this level, but you do get another cantrip! Mind Sliver is an Unearthed Arcana spell (that’s been confirmed for Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything) which will let you further reach into your prey’s mind, and see their deepest fears of not taking a d10 damage cantrip.
(Artwork by Riot Games)
LEVEL 17 - WARLOCK 11
11th level Warlocks get their 6th level Mystic Arcanum, which is a 6th level slot that comes back on a Long Rest. So it’s basically a normal spell slot but you can’t upcast your Pact Magic or your Mystic Arcanum. There are some good options to choose from (shoutout to Mental Prison) but if you want to freak out your foes with a spooky eye trick take Eyebite. Along with making your eyes (and I quote!) “become an inky void imbued with dread power“ you can force your foes to make Wisdom saves or suffer a variety of effects. I suggest reading the spell over properly to learn everything it can do.
Oh but you know what else is cool? Regular Warlock spells! And you get a third pact slot no less! I’m actually going to suggest hopping back to 4th level for Hallucinatory Terrain to shape the world around you into one of pure nightmares.
LEVEL 18 - WARLOCK 12
12th level Warlocks get an Ability Score Improvement, and seeing as we’ve had an uneven Wisdom score this entire time I’m actually going to suggest grabbing Resilient (Wisdom) this time for some spell defense and some better stats.
But more importantly you can learn another Eldritch Invocation so it’s finally time to get value out of your ability to cause fear! Lifedrinker will let you fill your blade (because technically you only have one) with Unspeakable Horror, allowing you to deal extra Necrotic damage equal to your Charisma modifier when you strike with them!
LEVEL 19 - WARLOCK 13
13th level Warlocks get 7th level Mystic Arcanum such as Power Word Pain to subject a target with less than 100 health to Unspeakable Horror.
You can also learn another Pact Magic spell and have you ever had that feeling of someone watching you? Well Scrying will let you watch people. Cut some claw marks through a girl’s blue dress and use the cloth fragments to watch her when you can’t strike. …That was a Nightmare on Elm Street reference…
LEVEL 20 - WARLOCK 14
14th level Undead Warlocks can truly instill Paranoia with Spirit Projection. As an action you can go beyond your body, leaving it behind in an unconscious state of suspended animation. Your spirit can remain outside your body for up to 1 hour or until your concentration is broken. When your projection ends, your spirit returns to your body or your body magically teleports to your spirit’s space (your choice). While projecting your spirit, you gain the following benefits:
Your spirit and body gain resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage.
When you cast a spell of the conjuration or necromancy school, the spell doesn’t require any components as long as they don’t have a gold cost.
You have a flying speed equal to your walking speed and can hover. You can move through creatures and objects as if they were difficult terrain, but you take 1d10 force damage if you end your turn inside a creature or an object.
While you are using your Form of Dread, you regain hit points equal to half the amount of necrotic damage dealt with an attack once per turn.
Once you use this feature, you can’t do so again until you finish a long rest, but one hour of pure terror should be enough to slay any foe.
FINAL BUILD
PROS
Drip drop; the sound of blood - While it’s mostly tied to your Form of Dread you do a lot of damage. 3d6 + 23 damage with your blade(s and fist) every turn, increasing to 6d6 + 23 with Form of Dead.
Their twilight approaches - You have quite a lot of mobility. 45 feet of movement speed and if you want you can hover. Or even fly! And of course you have dozens of ways to teleport around the battlefield and be everywhere at once.
Are you getting tired yet? - It wasn’t my intention but you are remarkably hard to kill. Good saving throws (or at least good enough), good AC, incredible mobility, and ways to both heal and grant yourself temporary hitpoints.
CONS
Afraid of the dark? - The sad truth about fear in D&D is that most high-level monsters are immune to it. Necrotic damage is thankfully spared but even then if you face an enemy who’s resistant to Necrotic damage (yet alone immune!) you’ll run into a lot of problems.
People are flames to be blotted out - While both your Ki points and your Pact Magic slots come back on a Short Rest a lot of your best abilities are tied to Long Rests. Perhaps it’s the nature of Unearthed Arcana, but even then your pact spells are mostly meant for utility, which is fine and all but it means that you won’t have much for combat. There’s a lot of great combat spells that Warlocks get which you can grab instead of the spells I listed.
I sense fear - All the resilience and mobility in the world won’t save you from Power Word Kill. With a d8 hit die and no Constitution modifier you won’t have much more than 100 health on average.
But as day turns to night it’s your time to strike. Your role above all is to cause fear. Let your victims know that if you want them dead they won’t survive. Stalk them in every moment regardless of if they’re awake or asleep, and let them know that when the world goes dark their time is up. Just be wary of anyone who remembers to bring a flashlight: you don’t want to be blinded while chasing your prey.
(Artwork by Francis Tneh of West Studios. Made for Riot Games)
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hello hello hello, i’m mini from the 6ix ! im a plant based, broke af media student that gets into one too many bus accidents when eating oranges and it’s been a hot minute since i’ve joined an rp this big, so - bare with me. also bare with my shitty gifs since i make them all from scratch. this ended up being a new muse for me so - bare with that too. i’m asking for a lot ! i’m sORRY DKFJGHDFKJGHD
emilia mernes. cis-female. she/her. ／ angel giselle reyes just pulled up blasting nada by tainy, lauren jauregui & c. tangana — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty three year old influencer/vocalist, i’ve heard they’re really -sarcastic, but that they make up for it by being so +humble. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say karaoke nights with friends, watching the sunrise, and dancing in the middle of the street. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble !
BASICS !
Full Name: angel giselle reyes
Nickname(s): gigi, angie, gi
Age: 23
Height: 5′2 ft
Place of Birth: cordoba, argentina
Date of Birth: january 15th 1997
Zodiac sign: capricorn
Ethnicity: hispanic
Nationality: argentinian
Gender: cis female
Pronouns: she/her
Orientation: bisexual
Religion: agnostic
Tattoos: a black outlined heart tattoo behind her ear
Language(s) Spoken: broken english, spanish
Accent: spanish is her first language, so speaking in english she has an accent.
Family: francisco camilo herrera de luna ( half brother ! )
FAVOURITES !
Weather: summer
Colour: orange
Music: bad bunny, vincente fernandez, camilo sesto, celia cruz, jbalvin
Movies: the princess diaries
Sport: volleyball
Beverage: moscato, or rum
Food: alfajores
Animal: sloths
BIOGRAPHY !
*** . FIRST . tw : abandonment, alcohol, drugs
angel was born in cordoba - no not in spain, but in argentina ! her parents were two teens that weren’t ready for a child, so what did they do ? they gave her away, and they decided to call her angel because she was born in a church. her relatives found this a good thing, maybe it would give her some kind of spiritual help - and in some way, maybe it did ?
through the years, she was passed between relatives, living in different parts of cordoba, until she got into her pre-teens, hitting different parts of south america. at some point she was living in mexico with her tio - and then returned back to argentina, but in buenos aires to live with her paternal abuelito. it’s funny because she knows her relatives, but she never actually ended up having a relationship with her mom and dad. they just sent money, some clothes, but never bothered to call and text. bouncing between places distracted her, but of course it always felt like something was missing.
living in buenos aires, angel started going by gigi - it was a much less masculine name than her original name, and people have already been calling her angie. gigi just fit the cake !
hennyways, she started a youtube channel, posting dancing videos of herself, that eventually led to vine, that went to youtube ---- that eventually led to tiktok. that’s right, she’s a tiktok-er, and she got really famous for being so, not just in argentina, but all around latin america.
at 21, she joined a latin american tiktok group, where they’d post videos of themselves doing dumb isht - not just that, she started posting cover videos onto YouTube as well, so while she was famous on TikTok, she was earning notice for her vocal ability that she got recognized by sony music latin and w.k. entertainment. she was signed and asked to move to miami, florida. this was a step into the american market !!
now, her lito was COMPLETELY against it. he didn’t want her to be americanized. it sounded ridiculous to him since she barely spoke english, and everything she had was in argentina. except gigi had money in the bank - so what did she do ? have this big fight with her lito, and family. she’s ambitious and she’s gonna go whether anyone said yes or no.
because of this fight - her entire family ended up disowning her. literally, she left her home after the fight, and came back to all her stuff tossed on the street. whenever she tried to go to anyone in her family, they all shut the door on her. there was no turning back, and gigi really ... didn’t have a choice at that point. she knew she was never wanted, but it hurt to know it was a reality from those you made a home with.
from that point on, gigi doesn’t talk about her family.
she did go to miami. the first flight out with whatever she could stuff in a couple bags. gigi lived in miami for about a year, staying in the united states on a work visa - so yeah, she’s not a citizen. during her time in miami, she learned a bit more english - though her accent is still very much present and a lot of things are very surprising to her in comparison to back home.
so far she has released one song with ana mena and nio garcia called el chisme. gigi still works hard on all her social media accounts while working in the studio, and constantly networking with those in the same industry as herself - even outside of it !
she moved to LA just before she turned 22, deciding she wanted to know a different place. staying in a place for too long was never her thing, but her manager thinks it’s a good idea anyway.
PERSONALITY / WHO SHE IS !
what you’ll notice when first meeting gigi is that she always smiles - she has this thing about her where even if her life really does suck - some parts of it - she tries her ABSOLUTE best to be positive, and just giving off positive vibes. i mean of course if you piss her off, different story.
if you annoy her, she’s passive aggressive - not even that, she’ll just straight up tell you you’re being annoying or something. it’d take a lot for her not to like someone - actually i lied, if you give off a bad vibe, she’d give you a look, pretend to be nice and walk away DKFJHGJDKFGH
sarcastic brat. nuff said.
gigi isn’t really aware of her “fame” which is so funny. she’ll be out, and if there are people taking photos of her, she’d be very confused, telling them something like “guys im not famous, stop.” even tho ?? sis u r thriving what do u mean ????
she gets brain farts a lot - mainly because she thinks in spanish, and has to speak in english. catch her speaking in spanish randomly forgetting the other doesn’t understand. it’s just in her personality to forget sometimes, especially if she gets super excited.
clumsy ass bitch. NUFF SAID x 100. she is the type to be talking to someone, and then find herself crashing into a door, or almost walking into a busy street.
she’s your go to if you want spontaneous fun - not just partying, but even just to hang out. you’re bored ? gigi will take you to a painting class.
she’s clumsy, not stupid ! which a lot of ppl will confuse. especially in clubs, where people will try to take advantage of her, and gi will play dumb up until she’s the one playing the game on them. a devil in an angel’s costume to pit it plainly.
she has issues, like many people ! especially because of her family. it’s a sore spot, and the only way to really forget is when she’s out in the club at night - and well, you know, all the bad things come out to play during those times. she looks to alcohol and drugs to keep her sane sometimes, even when it shouldn’t. it’s not something she talks about either, and prefers it to stay as hidden as possible due to her image being the sweet girl kinda type.
i really hate that she falls in love 14987348957439 times a day. its cos she tries to see the best in people, and then gets hurt and DKFGHJFDKJGHDF GIRL NO, UR BETTER THAN THIS. it gets her into a lot of drama, i want to push her into a door.
her happy place is by the beach when it’s quiet with a bonfire and maybe strumming an acoustic guitar. that’s where she’d go to get away from everything.
she’s never seen snow, and doesn’t know if she’d like it. so that’s something.
gigi has a fear of seagulls. they’re demons with wings. prove her wrong. i dare you.
she doesn’t like being called by her real name - not even angie. only close friends call her angie since it’s more personal. her brand is gigi, therefore prefers to be called that.
if you call her anything besides that, she may actually just punch you - doesn’t matter if she’s small !!
THAT’S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS !
i’d add a connections part, but im a hoe for everything you got. let’s brainstorm together !
#excess:intro#helloo plot with me#i will give u all the angst and hurt#and fights#and all that#😇#ok imma go make more gifs and watch gentified until then dfjgkhdfkjgh#idk if i love or hate her yet
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All odd numbered questions
Challenge Accepted
1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
“Spotify definitely, I don’t think I’ve ever once used Pandora.”
3. What color are your eyes?
“My eyes, hold up I gotta check a mirror… Okay, Hazel.”
5. What is your relationship status?
“Single and ready to die!”
7. What color hair do you have?
“The most basic brown you’ve ever seen.”
9-15.
Answered!
17. How many times a week do you shower?
“Contrary to popular belief, every-gotdamn-day. If I smelled like a sewer rat Oli would kick me out.”
19. Shoe size?
“Eleven and a half, why though?”
21. Sandals or sneakers?
“Crocs.”
23. Describe your dream date.
“Drunkenly crashing a ghost walk tour under aliases, and being taught how to whittle an owl.”
25. What color socks are you wearing?
“Starry Night.”
27. Do you have a job? What do you do?
“Yes, I work at a dispensary and quite possibly have the best job title ever. Budtender.”
31. 3 favorite boy names
“Y’know, I’m pretty partial towards Ollie, Zach, and Nate.”
33. Favorite actor?
“Me at family gatherings…. Winona Ryder”
35. Who is your celebrity crush?
“Chadwick Boseman. Can you believe that gorgeous man is 40? He’s perfect.”
37. Do you read a lot? Whats your favorite book?
“I haven’t read too much since school, and anything worth noting was from textbooks so…”
39. Do you have a nickname? What is it?
“Let’s see; Cello, Juicy, Mothman.”
41. Top 10 favorite songs
Tokyo Vanity- That’s My Best Frienda-ha - Take On MeFoster the People - HoudiniGorillaz - Feel Good Inc.Lazy Habits - The Terminal BeachCulture Club - Karma ChameleonToto - AfricaJapanese Breakfast - Road HeadKesha - GodzillaJaden Smith - PCHBONUS TRACK
43. What is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
“Combination, my dude.”
45. How many kids do you want?
“Two at most, but it all depends on how my partner feels”
47. What type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
“A nice cozy brownstone”
49. What was the last compliment you received?
“It was something like ‘bro, you’re my best friend. and even though we share similar perspectives our converging fate lines bless me with your quick wit and companionship that i wouldn’t trade for the world.’ Or something like that, I don’t rightly remember.”
51. How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real?
“Um… excuse me?”
53. Opinion on smoking?
“Depends on what’s being smoked.”
55. What is your dream job?
“I’ve already go it.”
57. Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
“Nah, hotel shampoos usually make my scalp itch.”
59. Do you smile for pictures?
“I try, but I’ve been told my smile makes look like a sassy gay owl.”
61. Have you ever peed in the woods?
“When you’re on the hunt for Bigfoot, you make sacrifices.”
63. Do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
“McDonalds.”
65. What do you wear to bed?
“The clothes I’ve worn all day, more often than not.”
67. What are your hobbies?
“Smoking, cryptid hunting, crochet.”
69. Do you play an instrument?
“The trumpet… poorly.”
71. Tea or coffee?
“Both”
73. Do you want to get married?
“Uh, yeah sure. I don’t see why not.”
75. Are you going to change your last name when you get married?
“I went to school with a dude who’s name was hyphenated, maybe I’ll do that. His relationship was honestly goals”
77. Do you miss anyone right now?
“One of my best friends that I haven’t heard from in a while, not too sure what he did after college. Maybe something in accounting, he was pretty good at math which is absolutely disgusting”
79. Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
“Open to let the ghosts in.”
81. Last person you called
“The police, for no particular reason. Just wanted to talk.”
83. Regular oreos or golden oreos?
“Regular, golden oreos were God’s mistake.”
85. What shirt are you wearing?
“This bad boy“
87. Are you outgoing or shy?
“Somewhere in the middle, I try my damndest not to overwhelm myself or others.”
89. Do you like your neighbors?
“Eh, they’re just kinda there. They have yet to impress or insult me.”
91. Have you ever been high?
“I have never once touched the devil’s lettuce, and you have no way of proving otherwise.”
93. Last thing you ate?
“Ass”
95. Summer or winter?
“Winter. Summer is hot, stuffy, and makes me regret escaping the womb.”
97. Dark, milk, or white chocolate?
“Dark chocolate definitely. It’s bitter, like me.”
99. What is your zodiac sign?
“Taurus!”
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TKO (Black Friday Remix)
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TKO (Black Friday Remix)
(feat. J. Cole, ASAP Rocky & Pusha T)
[Intro: Justin Timberlake (Timbaland)]
I don’t understand it
Tell me, how could you be so low?
(And all in thrilling, new, living sound)
Dammit babe
[Verse 1: J. Cole]
Blood thicker than water, right
Fuck bitches, they all alike
Stand up nigga, not the falling type
Heart blacker than a Harlem night
Til I met you, they say the devil wear Prada
But I doubt it cause the Lord did bless you
Damn look at that body
Short bus shorty, cause it sure is special
Cole to the rescue, never save a ho
Hoes like to hide their behavior though
Thought you was a down ass bitch
’til I found that shit a couple days ago
I was home alone, next thing I know
That long ass verse from a song called “Control” was on
The room got nearer, the tune got clearer
That’s when I seen the shit playing on your phone
Girl, what is that, a ringtone
Shit, not you too
Man that hype done got you too
Everybody and their momma gassed
Even my momma asked what I’mma do
Decisions, decisions
In case this is war, then I load up on all ammunition
If a nigga want problems, my trigger’s on auto
I’ll make sure that nobody miss him
Now pack up your shit, you don’t believe in me
I don’t need you, I got me, bitch
Same nigga moved to NYC, bitch
Got a record deal and a college degree, bitch
Two gold plaques, I produced all the tracks
And I never ever ever lean on Jay-Z, bitch
And after all that achievement
Real nigga never even went and got his teeth fixed
Now you try to play me, bitch?
You try to fuckin’ play me? I ought to knock your ass out
[Hook: Justin Timberlake] TKO, I don’t understand it, tell me how could you be so low
You’ve been swinging after the bell and after all of the whistle blows
Tried to go below the belt, through my chest, perfect hit to the dome
Dammit babe
[Verse 2: A$AP Rocky]
All hail Pretty Flacko, bitch, celebrate it
Had the game on lock, streets serenaded
Now you lame mothafuckas lookin’ devastated
Bet you niggas wish you never hated, that’s the devil ain’t it
Fuck that shit, he rich, fuck that shit, he this, fuck that shit, he that
He black, he don’t like blacks, fuck that shit, he wack
Fuck that shit he raps, fuck that shit he spits, fuck that bitch
Fuck that bitch he with, finished talking shit
Get up off my dick
The nonsense is synonymous with comments from the blogs about
Menages with the gossips and the bosses, fuck surprises
I’m monogamous and not to mention, in my closet
Is a model chick, grimey gothic fits, trapped inside of it
Besides it I’d deny the shit, y’all should stop the shit
I’m the shit, not just kinda sick, the doc prescribed my shit
Cock it, click-click, opposite, stop and droppin’ shit
‘fore poppin’ shit, from popular to poppin’ picks to poppin’ tits
She pop her pussy, pop a Xanny, popular for compliments
Make it rain, she pop that shit, it boosts her confidence
Was supposed to stop this shit but spit like I forgot some shit
Forgot the topic, I hope God forgive you, peep my common sense
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Pusha T]
JT this like deja vu right?
All this album of the year talk, niggas claiming they’re the best out
I been hot since the Purple Tape and this cuban’s poking my chest out
They keep calling on King Push, this beach chair, I’m stretched out
My name is my name, bitch, until I’m gone and it’s etched out
I been known to blow a quarter brick on baby hairs and a messy bun
If I make her mine, I made her mind, she fall in line and we got some
Memoirs of a millionaire, even better I’m a reallionaire
Alaïa skirt, Fendi work, dress my baby like build-a-bear
Fuck you know about the type of rollie, fuck you know about blowin’ bands
Bezel on it like a grand circle, diamonds in it, holdin’ hands
A1 since day 1, I sold dope and my name rung
I sold dope where I came from and it’s all dope what I made from it
No lie, know why? Guy Fish in my bowtie
JT up in the 3 piece and we magic baby like showtime
She ain’t know, we ain’t know, try to trap her but she ain’t slow
Once she trap you with the DA flow, it’s lights out, TKO
Who is Justin Timberlake
Justin Randall Timberlake (born January 31, 1981) is an American singer, songwriter and actor. Timberlake was born in Memphis, Tennessee. He joined Star Search and the brand new Mickey Mouse club. In the late 1990s, he became famous as one of two soloists and the youngest member of the “N Sync”, which will become one of the best-selling male music bands of all time.
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Pitchfork Review: Craving by Ariana Grande
Craving For Playing Safe: Reviewing Ariana Grande's New Album
60/100
Ariana Grande is one of the most massive hittmaker we've ever seen, and we're fine with that - she knows how and when to do it, and it always works pretty fine; and that's exactly what she've done with her new album, 'Craving' - which includes productions for major names such as Alesso, Skrillex, Poo Bear, Bloodpop and Cashmere Cat.
The album opens with a monotonous song called "Eggs & Ham", it features CupcakKe, and is a good song to dance to with your friends, but doesn't surprise us at all, it sound like something she could've done two years ago. We know, it's like her own brand, but still: you can keep your brand and still reinvent. Also, "You can do me in a box, you can do me with a fox / You can do me with a mouse, you can do me in a house" is probably the most embarrassing verse we've ever read this year so far.
"Keep Me" shows an attempt to latin reggaeton vibe, even though Ari is a italian descendent - but hey, we like a mix of cultures! "Keep Me" is the perfect song to blast into the radios and clubs, with an extremely catchy chorus and obviously, cheap lyrics: the perfect hit. Its beat is good, it makes you want to dance all night.
"Bump N Grind" is the Michael Jackson-esque moment of the album; it's a great 70's influenced song, that could fit properly into a Bruno Mars album or even a Cher's disco compilation. A looping instrumental that keeps stuck in your head for a whole day, the classic "I don't wanna be just another girl" kind of track - which is one of the verses - and a Nicki Minaj rap that goes with a "I ain’t no hoe, I’m a relationship girl / Cuz, honey, I am the type to really rock your world" kind of thing. Meh. It could've been huge, but it's flat and it loses it's shining after a few refrain loopings - which happens a LOT during the song.
"Weather" is a song to give a highlight, the 70's disco fever is still a current element but this time the beat is a little faster, a little hotter, a little catchy - the melody gets you in a dancy loving mood and the "Hot, hot, hot, hot" post-chorus gets you hard. No sexual conotations in here. Truly a great pop song!
"World Without Your Love", a massive worldwide hit, doesn't really need a new approval after its successful job at the charts - it's sticky, it's cute, it got us all.
Next track is "Long Distance", a sexy melody in a sad eternal kind of love composition, those kind of post-breakup love night when you know it isn't going to work out even though the love is real and you both want to work on it: the lyrics are identifiable to her young fans and true love believers - "I know those two weeks are gonna feel like forever / But timezones ain’t stopping us from being together". It's a pure Ariana song, it's good, but it doesn't show nothing but what we were already expecting.
"The Flu/Reaction" sound more like an Outro to "Long Distance" than truly a full song - it's cute... but it's basic; it's loveful... but it's cheap - "Cuz you’ve got me rollin’ / My heart has been stolen / By a heartthrob, he’s mine / Wish I could have you till the end of time", really, Ari? Fans are probably going to love it as that 'underrated song', but it simply doesn't fascinates us in any kind of way (composition, melody, lyrics), it's just... Flat. Purely and in a cute kind of way... basic.
The next one takes us to a The Weeknd album: "Nothing Without You" couldn't have a more ironic title - the album could easy go on without this song. It's a forced 80's urban gangsta-ish kind of vibe, that could easily fit into an Daft Punk album, or as already mentioned, a The Weeknd album. Is it bad? No, but neither is it good.
"Leave You", the ninth track, takes us back to when Bieber released "Sorry"... Three years ago. Ironically, he's a featuring on the song. A tropical beat with a catchy love affair lyrics, doesn't surprise us at all, but still, got us moving with Bloodpop's beat. It's cool, chill and sexy, but the classic cliché - excerpt from the lyrics include "My heart’s telling me yes, my mind’s telling me no" so... -, it's nothing that we haven't already seen in the last couple of years.
The tenth track is "Dirty Things", a piano ballad that turns into an electro midtempo track with a paused instrumental at every hook; it's a beautiful harmonization along with Ariana's beautiful vocals, the envolving melody and its pure lyrics - "I’ve had dreams of you and they have all been pleasant, they have been the only things coming to cure this desert". It's not a huge song, but it's really good, and will probably turn into a fan favorite, for sure.
"Liar" is a urban hip-hop song that comes with a flow from trap, swag and rap - and it sounds fitting for Ariana's new sound. That's what we were expecting, something new! No wonder she picked it as a single, 'cause it's fantastic: the perfect defition that sometimes less is more - the production is a monotonious rap song, but it fits perfectly to the melody and its composition - we all had some liars in our lives, didn't we?
The rap-ish kind of style remains at the next track, "In My Past", in a 90's hip-hop slow sad beat that gets you in your sad mood. "So I’ll just pour another drink, drink it down fast / Thoughts of you in my mind, giving me a hot flash" says the singer, in an honest composition that fits its slow rhythm and its pure melody. It's raw, it's human, it's good.
"Craving" brings out again the 90's inspired elements in a sadly sexy rhythm, along with another heartbroken lyrics. It might be the album title track, but it's not the best song off the album, not even close. It's an extremely personal track, which will get her fans attention and envolve their hearts through their own personal issues at love life, but it sounds like a bonus track, an outro or something that you like but you don't really give much attention - which is sad, after all it's the title track and it closes the standard edition of the album.
Thankfully, we have some deluxe tracks! "Another Lover, Pt. II" is an sad piano ballad that we've been waiting for - it's kinda true when fans say their faves put the best songs off the album as bonus tracks. "Another Lover, Pt. II" brings another personal track (Ari mentioned it'd be a personal album), in a teenage girl-ish confessional type of lyrics, but that's what makes it sound so pure. It's purely beautiful, powerful at its best and great, raw vocals. Emotional!
A Cashmere Cat production along with a Sia composition, "Quit" couldn't be better. It's powerful chorus "I can't quit you, I can't quit you" follows up to a good electro chill break with some raw instruments, bringing the vulnerable cute Ari we all love. It's not the best song, it's not the worse, and it fits perfectly as a bonus track - adorable, but not memorable.
"All That I Want" is memo to Ari's brand style, which is nice, but still no surprise. The beat is good, in a boucing smooth way, it's perfectly the piano-dancing Ariana song we all like... But completely predictable - not even the lyrics make it a little better, "I’m so glad I found ya because you’re all that I want in a man". Not great, but it's okay.
As always, Target got some exclusives, and the international editions as well, with the 17th song "Cruella Devil" and "Changed My Mind". The first one, a song we totally agree to be a limited bonus since it doesn't add a single thing to the album, its instrumental it's too repetitive even with some oriental-esque vibes, in some cheap content as lyrics - "Cuz I don’t wanna sound cocky but you know I put it down (..) / Cruella Devil, you know I keep it trill, never leave the table till I’ve finished my meal". Leave it for the 101 Dalmatians, please. As for "Changed My Mind", a smooth midtempo hip-hop beat in a typical Ariana style. No big deal, it wouldn't change much if the track was in the final tracklist or not - it's okay for a bonus track though.
'Craving' is a pure Ariana Grande album, it has the perfect elements to be a massive worldwide selling hit: catchy bubblegum songs, cute cheap lyrics and youthful moody melodies that get your heart melted to your feet. It's a good album if you don't expect nothing different from what we already know from Grande's catalog... and the past 5 years of pop music. Ariana played safe, and it's a garanteed move to the charts, but until when she'll keep playing safe with songs that sound premade and doesn't show much than what we were already expecting?
Highlights: Weather, World Without Your Love & Liar
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