#wheres that wikifeet picture
benisasoftboi · 3 months
The 100% True and Real Reason It Took Ages to Get a Ghosts Series 4 Release Date
Realised I never shared this little internet misadventure of mine and some people might potentially find it funny. 
(I have never typed the word ‘feet’ so many times in one go before. Slightly worried it might seem a bit suspect. This is very out of character for me.)
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So a few months ago I’m on here, or maybe it was Twitter, it’s not important, and I’m scrolling and see a screenshot someone’s posted of one Mathew Baynton at an event. I check the comments to see where it was taken. One of the commenters says that they don’t like his shoes. I scroll back up to see what’s wrong with them (nothing, as far as I can tell, but then I don’t know anything about men’s shoes), and in doing so I notice something odd.
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In this photo, his feet look... small? Like, weirdly small, proportionally speaking? I’ve never really looked at his feet before (I don’t, as a rule, look at people’s feet full stop - bit weird), but now I’ve seen this it’s doing my head in, because have they always been small and I just never, since 2009, noticed, or is this just a weird angle, or???
I text my best mate about it.
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My friend has no such qualms and, determined to solve this mystery, immediately heads to WikiFeet, everyone’s favourite somewhat creepy one stop shop for all celebrity foot concerns. He makes an alarming discovery!
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To be clear, that is so big that it is well off the US-UK shoe size conversion charts, which generally only go as high as US Men’s 16, if that. From what I can tell, a US Men’s 22 would be roughly a UK 21. This is very funny to us.
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And, yes, we know it’s clearly a typo. But I want to get an idea of just how absurdly big that would be, so I decide to look up the shoe size of the biggest man I can think of - Taskmaster’s own Greg Davies, who is 6′8″ and built like a titan.
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And it turns out that Greg Davies, according to an interview, wears UK size 13. Which the mathematically savvy among you will note is 8 sizes smaller than WikiFeet’s claim about Baynton. So that’s a bit alarming. 
It’s clear I’m going to need to take another route here, then, if I ever want to figure out just what WikiFeet is claiming, so I do some googling. The largest shoe size ever in the world was US 37AA, belonging to Robert Wadlow, the tallest man to ever live, 8′11″ at time of death in 1940. Apparently he had an extremely rare hormone disorder. Genuinely interesting. Something good and educational has come of this! Anyway, clearly we’re not quite at that level. But is there someone who had US 22? Someone living, even? Yes, in fact, there is.
It’s American basketball star Shaquille O’Neal. 
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Just to really hammer home the point, Shaquille O’Neal is 7′1″. Mat Baynton is 5′10″. If this were true, the poor man would, proportions-wise, look like he was permanently smuggling giant Toblerones in his shoes. Which would not be a good look for national television. 
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And so my friend and I have come to the conclusion that WikiFeet was right, actually, and the reason we’ve only just now got a release date is that 90% of each series of Ghosts’ post-production is dedicated to painstakingly editing every shot of his feet so that they look normal. And they never know how long it’ll take to get it all done.
(As for that original picture, I think it really was just a weird angle.
Or, you know. His photoshop team were having an off day.)
(I still don’t know the man’s real shoe size. No one tell me.)  
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Puppet History Not-Lore V
Keeping up with the Not-Lore of the show.
Okay, it’s been about a week, I think it’s time to talk about the finale. There will be spoilers, you’ve been warned. Let’s crack in!
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The episode opens up and this is what we hear. Shane asking if everybody is ready, which is not something we usually hear at the beginning of these things. And that’s why I think this isn’t Shane addressing the crew. It’s the Genie addressing Ryan, Asmodeus and the Devil, asking if they’re ready to enact their plan.
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The Watcher logo pops up, and for a brief moment, we get one last glitch of Asmodeus. Which I thought was pretty cool. Nice editing. 
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I just want to take a moment to appreciate that this will be the last time Ryan participates in the Seadogs bit. I mean, he was only doing it to further gain the Professor’s trust, but it was fun while it lasted. 
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At some point, the gang makes a joke about the filing system in Hell, and Ryan says he think it’s a lot more organized today. Not that he’s ever seen it... of course, he has seen it. And that’s probably where he, Genie, Satan and Asmodeus laid down the details of their plan. In the Devil’s office. 
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And here’s our Puppet Pop-In. By this screenshot it looks like the Propeller is shooting lasers from his mouth, but he and the rest of the puppets are actually being hit with a beam shot by the Genie. Notice the purple glow. And based on what happened to the Molasses Horse last episode we can infer that this means they are no longer puppets. 
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Looking for a moral to the story? Maybe take some of your own damn advice, Bergara.
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As the stage is being set for the musical bit, Ryan says this... I love Sara’s face. 
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Then for the musical bit this episode we got this beautiful song by Asmodeus himself. Gotta say, this was the best payoff for those weird glitches we could have gotten. 
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During the song, Asmodeus says this line, implying he’ll take any job to possess anyone. Further foreshadowing the later events of this episode. 
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Just as the winner is about to be announced, the Jelly Telly comes back on, and the Genie is on screen. In the background the party can be seen, confirming that he was there. I’m just gonna say it... not a good look for Shane. 
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Asmodeus comes back and possess the Professor. Effectively making him unwish his wish of being a time traveler and causing him to wish to be sent back to dinosaur times. 
Can you imagine? Hiring a guy to do a little song for your history show, and he ends up betraying you? Sucks. 
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Well, the Genie fulfills this wish, and this is the last Ryan and Sara see of the Professor. 
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Once that’s done, the Devil comes out and thanks Ryan for doing his part. I mean, we’ve long suspected Ryan had a part to play in all of this, but after seeing exactly what happened... it really sucks. And all for a stupid little trophy.
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And even though he got his prize, Ryan still seems genuinely concerned about the Professor. I wonder if his time pretending to be the Professor’s friend this season has actually gotten him to care about the little guy. 
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Well, that’s too bad for him, because as soon as we fade to black, the screen comes back on and we see the Professor falling into the mouth of a t-rex. Something I notice though, his satchel does not fall in. It presumably lands on the ground somewhere...
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But it doesn’t matter, because the Professor is canonically dead... but hey! At least he got his picture on WikiFeet!
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I mean, we honestly should have seen this climatic ending coming given this was a line the Professor said in episode 3. I believe this was the same episode we learned the the jellybeans are his life force, too. But I guess hindsight is always 20/20. 
This has been... a Hell of a season (heh. Hell. Get it?). And even more of a Hell of an episode (again, get it?). Um... I’m currently in denial that the Professor is going to, you know, stay dead. But uh, I hope he doesn’t. And Ryan has a lot to make up for right now. That’s all I’ve got to say. 
I hope you enjoyed this series. Don’t expect me to do it again. 
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geoguessbur · 2 years
Wilbur spent so long trying to avoid his feet ending up in a picture or video and oops.
this is absolutely not true because i clearly remember a stream with Niki where he purposefully showed his foot and said “WikiFeet” 
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i'm doing well! i finished my ela hw but have more to conquer, have to clothes shop :( (i don't like doing it its too difficult for me to dress the way i want without spending 10000000000000 dollars and im a budgeter)
preferred beverage of choice? my there's so many
it could be hot chocolate, lemon iced tea, tea, coffee, mint chocolate chip milkshake, grapefruit sparkling water (the ones that come in those glass bottles)
there's so many
My feet are well and alive; I would put a picture here as confirmation, but I’m not trying to end up on WikiFeet. As for my shoes, I just finished scrubbing them down with detergent 😑 Not fun.
ELA is also not fun, and I’m very proud of you for finishing it. Neither is the shopping of clothes— may I suggest a nice Marshall’s? It’s where I acquire most of my good-looking casuals and formals, and the prices are really cheap. The only downside is that you have to mentally and physically prepare yourself for a long day of shopping— you can’t carelessly look through the racks; you have to go full suburban mom and comb through those things to find the good stuff.
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shunniebuns · 2 years
10 Ten Prettiest OC Feet
My good buddy @raybidtickles did an awesome list of their OCs with the prettiest feet and like the foot gremlin I am I wanted to do my own :> 
I'm very picky about what kind of feet I like but give me a guy with a pretty feet and I'm content as a clam lmao This list is just my own personal bias on who I would imagine to have the nicest, so let's get into the top ten of my babies! 
10. Luctus 
Surely a god should make it higher on the list. Well, Luctus has very nice feet, but a lot of others just beat him to the punch a little bit better. Luctus doesn’t do anything crazy for his feet care routine, but they are very soft and very, very ticklish. Annalise for sure loves them and loves telling him this, to which he usually gets flustered but snarks out a “Yeah, I know I’m gorgeous, what of it?” 
9. Alphy 
Alphy would be both angry and in agreement that he made this list at all lmao. Being an internet influencer in his down time, he frequently gets ‘send feet pics’ requests all the time. To which he responds “Dude I don’t wear shoes just take the picture.” Since he floats almost everywhere, his feet almost never touch the ground and are super soft. Sometimes if he’s in the right mood he will flaunt his audience and they go wild for it, to which he really can’t understand but hey, it helps his platform grow and pays the bills. 
8. Brier 
Sweet Brier! How can they not make this list with cute dragon beans? They also take a lot of care of their feet, even going as far as to keep their defensive claws trimmed down. Their partners often comment on their pretty dragon’s appearance, which just flusters them to no end. 
7. Seraphiel 
Seraphiel isn’t one I was expecting to put on this list, but here we are. One of the prettiest current angels has very pretty feet to boot. Also horrifically ticklish to the point where he can’t walk on furry carpets. Not many people get to see the seraph teacher’s feet, but those that do say that almost all parts of the angel are gorgeous, and damn right that means his feet too. If complimented on them, he would turn beet red and quickly try to change the subject. 
6. Octo/Octwo  
The scientist and robot are grouped as one in this since Octwo was made to the exact specifications of Octo, and yes that even means a perfect replica of his feet. Octo doesn’t think much of his feet but he know knows with being a minor Purgatory celeb that people get weird about his personal space. Octwo gets the biggest ego boost when people compliment him, even if it on his feet, while Octo tends to blush and just laugh. The two have thing narrow feet with horribly ticklish toes and the cutest laughs, so what’s not to love? 
(Don’t worry Octwo, you’ll beat Sven’s wikifeet score...one day.)
5. Ortus
Ah the pretty ex-priest definitely has lovely feet. So lovely in fact that his girlfriend Eppi compliments him on them all the time, which just ends up making him a flustered mess. Also horribly ticklish, he isn’t barefoot that often for this reason. 
4. Min-Su
The beautifu K-Pop star fox Min-Su! Minni is no stranger to tabloids and beauty standards, but they got lucky with being born with just beautiful feet! Black beans that they get pretty shy to show off, the tabloids eat up any pictures they can of this pretty foxes feet! They think they're pretty plain in their own mind, but they're so dainty and pretty that sources beg to differ. 
3. Quattour
Oh my lovely Quat with such lovely big feet. Quat is the tallest out of their siblings and and such has the biggest proportions. Quat is always about taking care of themselves and being a massage therapist and an overall health nut, Quat makes sure that every aspect of themselves is cared for, including their feet. They're usually barefoot by their ocean home but they never skimp out on keeping them clean. A lovely bab.
2. Sven
Oh so close to making it to the first spot! Sven takes exceptional care of his feet and had probably dabbled in selling feet pics before for some extra cash. They're definitely Ollie's favorite pair of feet for sure lmao. And they're horribly ticklish to boot, which makes him a good one.
1. Mukie
What can I say? A god with godly feet is what he is. He takes immense pride in everything about himself so his feet are no exception. Not to mention the addition of purple beans? Fans go apeshit to try and capture pictures of the celeb's feet, and he would be lying if he said the high rating on feet websites of his own didn't make his ego burst. AND they're ridiculously soft and ticklish, to the point where the poor guy can't even get massages. Good feet, best feet 10/10
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shirlleycoyle · 3 years
Does Jeff Bezos Have Huge Feet? An Investigation
“To photograph people is to violate them, by seeing them as they never see themselves, by having knowledge of them that they can never have; it turns people into objects that can be symbolically possessed. Just as a camera is a sublimation of the gun, to photograph someone is a subliminal murder—a soft murder, appropriate to a sad, frightened time.”
– Susan Sontag, On Photography, 1977
"The feet pics, darling. It's been 15 days. You don't want to make me angry."
– An internet meme, 2018
Everyone in New York has a story about a close-call with a celebrity. In a city that's home to one million millionaires and almost 80 billionaires, a run-in with the rich and famous is bound to happen eventually. I don't frequent the right ticketed sex parties and don't have the foresight to book tables 10 months in advance, so this is a rare occasion for me. But one time, I showed up to an indie zine fair allegedly 10 minutes after Jeff Bezos, his body-double, and a bodyguard detail, left.
My only regret in my entire six years as a Brooklyn resident is not leaving my apartment for this event even 11 minutes earlier. Not because I need to get a glimpse of that shiny head perusing anti-capitalist art, but to get a peekie-see at his feetsies.
Months later, I found myself standing at the entrance of the Liberty Ferry in Battery Park on a 30-degree day, gazing at a spot where Bezos walked last spring, closely examining the stones where his shoes once tread. How big were those shoes, I would ask myself on this unholy pilgrimage.
To the general public, the size of Bezos' feet is a mystery no one seems to have the answer to except the man himself. I sought to discover it.
There are dozens of websites devoted to celebrities' bodily measurements, including statistics about their height, weight, eye color, age, and astrological signs. Most of these sites include an entry for Bezos and on average, they agree on the basics: He's five feet, seven inches tall, weighs around 154lbs, is 57 years old, and has brown eyes.
Some sites go further than others, but most conflict on the feet. Several attempts have been made to try to guess the size of his feet. Gossipgist.com says they're a 14, a size so large and uncommon, most shoe size charts don't list it, and that sometimes require a special order. Celebrityboss.com says 10. Celebrityinside.com cites his "distinctive features" as being his cleft chin, asymmetrical eyes (the right one is always a little bit more closed than the left), and his "style of laughing." This last note is haunting, but it's not what I'm here for.
WikiFeet Men—"the collaborative celebrity feet website"—also lists Bezos' foot size as "unknown." And if the good folks of wikiFeet don't know, it's safe to say that no one really knows the truth, except the man himself.
In 2004, Amazon's top reviewer Joanna Daneman crossed paths with Bezos at an Amazon-sponsored event, and noticed that "he has really large feet." So large that, six years later, these flippers stand out in her memory. Then again, she also characterizes him as "really tall," which he objectively is not.
He is 5'7. His feet can't be that huge.
There's scant data available on any sort of foot-to-height average, but anthropometric data from the University of Rhode Island cites an average ratio of 6.6:1—for every 6.6 inches of height, average males have one inch of foot length. For Jeff's 67 inches, we could assume his feet are 10.15 inches long, approximately a size 8.5. But Bezos, one of the richest and arguably most powerful men to ever flap his footsie-wootsies across this humble planet, is no average man. Perhaps his body defies norms as well.
My working hypothesis at this point is that as a short-to-average height man, and a billionaire, he carries himself as if he's a much taller dude, but maybe his feet are disproportionately large compared to the rest of him, making them seem enormous in photos and eyewitness accounts.
We have to confirm via forensic photo analysis.
Bezos' wikiFeet entry contains a handful of paparazzi photos, mostly of him barefoot or in sandals on vacation. In some, his feet seem very large. In other photos, the perspective changes, and his feet seem impossibly petite.
One thing is for certain: the man fills out a pair of strappy sandals. I thought these were Birkenstocks, due to their iconic two-strap slide design, so I emailed a handful of Bezos feet pics to the Birkenstock company, hoping for some enlightenment.
A spokesperson replied within 20 minutes: "Hey Sam, they are not Birkenstock."
I asked Zappos, which is owned by Amazon and therefore Bezos, if it could help ID the size or shoe. A spokesperson there, while apologetic, was unable to give me any information.
But the UK tabloid Daily Mail had the answer all along: They're a $531 pair of Prada slides. Reinvigorated with hatred for the rich, I turned to the foot fetishists of Reddit.
I messaged the mods of r/CelebrityFeet, a forum devoted to celebrity feet, my very earnest request for help. Do they know anything about these elusive sweeties? If they do, they aren't telling. I was promptly silenced for even asking:
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When I asked a mod for r/jeffbezos if they knew anything about their #1 guy's feet, they told me to "learn to code." On to the next.
I messaged u/jokes_on_you, who helped me debunk the faked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez foot pic last year, if he'd be willing to lend his trained eyes to the investigation of Bezos' feet. He asked me to send my own foot pics in exchange for information, which in a non-journalistic context might be a fair price to ask. But according to Motherboard editor-in-chief Jason Koebler, trading quid-pro-quo foot pics with a source would "set bad precedent."
In the wikiFeet photos, Bezos strolled his $531 Pradas through a December 2019 vacation, set aboard fellow bald billionaire David Geffen's yacht in St. Barth's. This big boat, I learned, is named the Rising Sun, and is manufactured by ship builder and navy contractor Lürssen, which also manufactures naval ships armed for warfare.
(The photos, it turns out, are owned by a firm called The Mega Agency. We know this because we bought one of these photos from the company for the very reasonable price of $250.)
Rising Sun is a 453-foot long superyacht, and has capacity for at least one "tender," the name for the little day-excursion sized boats that come with ships that big. One of the wikiFeet photos from the St. Barth's trip is a group picture on a tender, seemingly exploring some sea cave, with Bezos front and center, barefoot.
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Having a great time in the Balearics
A post shared by David Geffen (@davidgeffen) on Aug 6, 2019 at 3:52am PDT
His feet look humongous in this photo. Most usefully for our investigation, his left foot is placed right next to a straight line of paint on the floor. If we knew the square footage of the floor area of this tender, we could potentially deduce the length of this piece of floor paint—and therefore, the foot.
I emailed Lürssen, maker of $200 million yachts and war vessels, and definitely did not mention any feet. But they still wouldn't give me anything helpful.
"We do not comment on our yachts (or their tenders) to the press as a matter of confidentiality," Timothy Hamilton, director of Lürssen Americas, replied. "Best of luck with your article; it sounds interesting!"
Timothy, you have no idea.
At this point, powerless and frustrated at our inability to learn a simple fact about a multi-billionaire whose unprecedented empire is in part fueled by the wholesale and dangerous collection of data on millions of innocent civilians, we reached out to a true professional for help.
Motherboard managing editor Emanuel Maiberg contacted Eastern Europe/Eurasia lead researcher and trainer Aric Toler at Bellingcat, the award-winning open source investigations team that previously used images posted to social media to discover key information about the downing of flight MH17 in Ukraine and unmask Russian government assassins.
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Toler generously agreed to aid our investigation. We were heartened to hear from him that we were on the right track. "If anyone can figure it out, it's wikiFeet," he said, before we explained that it was not responding. Then he, too, suggested we find a photo of Bezos' feet next to an object we can measure. But while we were fixated on the photo of the Big Foot on the superyacht tender, Toler provided this crucial image of a Bezos photo opp in Battery Park. More specifically, according to the Getty Images caption, "Statue Cruises Terminal in Battery Park in New York."
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Jeff Bezos arrives at the Statue Of Liberty Museum Opening Celebration at Battery Park on May 15, 2019 in New York City. Getty Images
Here, again, we have more straight lines next to his feet, in the form of large, identical flagstones. This we could work with; if we could get down there and measure the stones, we could theoretically calculate a rough foot length.
Before I headed out to wander Battery Park on a very cold February afternoon, Koebler, Maiberg, and I did some Google Street View exploring to find the exact location the photo was taken.
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In the Getty photo, everything in the background is slightly compressed—a result of using a telephoto lens, as photojournalists capturing Bezos often use. But I had my landmarks: a distinctive bush, some columns, this gray monument building, and Castle Clinton.
With the coordinates dialed in (40°42'11.7"N 74°00'59.4"W) I headed to Manhattan's southernmost tip to walk in Bezos' footsteps. As I got closer to the spot we'd seen in photos, I saw the flagstones.
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I moved slightly out of view of a park ranger and got to work taking measurements. Each stone is about 55 inches by 52.5 inches.
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I sent this data back to Maiberg's forensic photo lab (Microsoft Paint) and he set to work:
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If a little more than four and a half of Bezos' shoes fit in one of these stones lengthwise, that's around 11.9 inches of shoe.
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If you account for the shoe being a little bit bigger than the foot inside, and reference various shoe and foot size charts, one can assume his feet are around 11 inches long.
These measurements are obviously not accurate to the nanometer, but even by the widest margin, the length of Bezos' shoe is between 10 to 12 inches long. It is likely somewhere closer to the middle of those two extremes, and while we don't know for sure, we are confident that his feet are not notably large, and certainly not a daunting size 14.
At least in this respect, Bezos is just an average man.
If I'm being honest with myself, I don't feel better with this information. Maybe some things should remain mysterious.
Throughout this investigation, however, when I ranted and raved in dark hours to friends and loved ones about my week-long quest, several people asked, "Why?"
The pursuit of knowledge is always worthwhile. If the tagline of the newspaper Bezos himself purchased is to be believed, "Democracy Dies in Darkness." Information wants to be free. Etc. The feet of a billionaire should be no less subject to scrutiny than, say, the feet of a congresswoman. When the boot is on your neck, measure it.
Amazon did not respond to a request for comment on the size of Jeff Bezos' feet.
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snaps-wexley · 4 years
Wikifeet is where celebrity feet pictures are posted and it’s wild
i’m at a place in my life as far as the internet goes where i feel like nothing can surprise me, and then i hear about a website called wikifeet and i just need a nap
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