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lapizeui · 2 years
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Anne with Thai legendary elephants pants.
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 2 months
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RoR x Replacement Fighter Part 2
When the reader has healed, the gods/humans and the reader decide to get to know each other better. This can take place underneath a gazebo in the Valhalla Gardens, at a festival, in a gaming room, etc. As the reader was now wearing an all-black outfit that included a short-sleeve T shirt, pants, a chain necklace, and a stylish belt, their tattoos became pretty noticeable. Some of them blushed by the way the reader looked now. Others kept fidgeting because of it.
The reader's appearance :
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They were amazed to find out that the reader was pretty young (around 20) and completed their education quite early. The reader also have the ability to speak in multiple languages (English, Burmese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Laotian, etc.), which the gods/humans noticed as the reader was talking on their phone with their friends. Probably cussing out loud too.
The reader then invites the god/human to their apartment. The entire apartment was freezing cold and had dark neon green LED lights that were all stuck neatly on the walls. There were also traditional Burmese and Thai statues that were set up as decorations. Some of them noted the masks and puppets in a glass wardrobe near the furniture. There was also a large fish tank or aquarium in their apartment filled with Koi and Arapaima fish, which a few gods and humans went straight to observe.
The details of the apartment :
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Some gods/humans did get a light hearted smack on the back of their head though. Either for trying to go inside the tank, for fooling around with the masks & puppets, for accusing the reader of being affiliated with the mafia, or because someone tried to smash up the serpent sculptures due to getting flashbacks from their previous battles. (Thor 💀)
Gods: Odin, Thor, Anubis, Susanoo, Loki, Apollo and Poseidon
Humans: Sasaki, Lubu, Tesla and Leonidas
-Today was the day that (Love) and several others were going to your place for the first time, after he and other fighters in Ragnarok had been begging to get to know you more, curious about you- they wanted to know as much as possible.
-Your house was in a quiet part of Valhalla and surprisingly looked relatively normal, nothing really out of the ordinary, at least on the outside of your house.
-When you answered the door, you looked a little disheveled, as if you had only just gotten up, your hair sticking up in random angles, baggy sweatpants, and a tight black tee-shirt on top, showing off the tattoos on your arms, which seemed a bit more vibrant today.
-Several, including (Love) flushed, you looked so alluring as you yawned, “Oh- was that today?” your sleepy voice was so alluring as you opened the door, welcoming them all in, as none of them made any mention that it was past noon and you had only just gotten up.
-As soon as they stepped inside, their jaws all dropped open, seeing that the vibe of your house didn’t fit the vibe of the outside of your house.
-It was dark, with bright neon lights and light strips everywhere, giving it a strange but ethereal vibe as Loki and Anubis gasped, running over to your massive fish tank that took up a whole wall in your living room, filled with koi fish and arowana fish, complete with more lights shining from the bottom.
-You scratched the back of your head, going towards your kitchen to start the coffee maker as many of the others were exploring the rest of your home, seeing the multitude of weapons, puppets, statues, and masks, all with labels next to them, hailing from Thailand and Burma.
-Apollo was fine, but others were quickly shivering as the sun god came over to you as you leaned against your kitchen counter, “Do you always keep your apartment so cold?”
-You looked over at him, an eyebrow lifting, “It’s cold in here?” several heads snapped over to you, how could you not tell that it was freezing in your own apartment?! You didn’t seem bothered, so you were obviously used to it.
-Poseidon and Nikola were looking at several diplomas on another wall, showing them the various institutes that you had gone to when you visited earth, showing them both, as well as the others, when Nikola came over to gush at you, that you were extremely smart.
-Nikola was like a hyperactive dog, not that you minded, as he asked what kind of languages that you spoke, as he had seen diplomas from all around the world!
-You counted on your finger, like you didn’t know exactly how many yourself, “English, Burmese…uhh Japanese and Korean- what else, oh Laotian, Thai, French… I think there’s more but…” you trailed off, not able to bring the names to mind at the moment but they were stunned to see you so well rounded!
-You were like a warrior scholar- they all knew you were a fierce warrior, and Lu Bu and Thor couldn’t help but feel a little antsy, seeing the variety of weapons you had in your place- you should know how to use all of these right? They wanted to fight you!!
-With the dark lighting, strange decorations and overall intimidating feel your place had, a few had to wonder if you were actually a dangerous person, as Loki popped up in front of you, “Are you part of the mafia?!”
-Instantly you were pinching his cheek, a slight scowl on your face as you sipped your coffee as he was begging you for mercy, much to the amusement of others.
-You didn’t mind them taking the masks off the wall, or picking up the weapons, as long as they didn’t break anything- you didn’t feel like you were in the mood for breaking any of them, and as long as they put things back, you didn’t mind them exploring your place.
-Had no idea you were such a well-rounded individual, you had it all, brains, strength, and good looks- you were the perfect package!! With each new thing that he discovered, he wanted to know more and more about you, as well as get closer to you- wanting you all to himself. However, he never did get an answer from you- are you part of the mafia?! He was determined to find out, but he didn’t want to risk you pinching his cheeks.
            -Apollo, Loki, and Anubis
-His eyes were full of delight, a smile on his lips as he turned towards you, fire burning within his very soul as you finished your coffee, putting the mug down, “Fight me Y/N!!” you blinked, turning back to him, a confused look on your face, “Why?” he faltered only for a moment, “Because that’s the best way for us to get to know each other!” You motioned over your shoulder with a thumb, “I don’t feel like it- want to play a board game instead?” Why were you so difficult sometimes?!
            -Thor, Susanoo, Lu Bu, and Leonidas
-Couldn’t help but admire your home, it was so unique, he found something new each time he looked, but unlike others who were taking things off the wall, he minded himself, just looking with his eyes. As he wandered, he kept finding more and more oddball things and he couldn’t help himself going over to you, “Why is your house filled with so many odd things?” you looked confused, as you didn’t see anything wrong with the way your house was decorated, “Odd? There’s nothing odd here- except you guys.” (Love’s) eyelid twitched lightly, you were such a thickheaded ding dong sometimes, but that was part of what made you cute.
-Odin, Poseidon, Kojiro, Nikola
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k-germsworld · 8 months
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Vacation
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Sowon x M!reader
Double penetration
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One day, Sowon goes on a trip to Thailand to relax. But in fact, she wanted to come to Thailand to see if she could find any special event there.
When Sowon arrived in Thailand, she hurried to take a taxi to the hotel. When you come to a tropical country, you must swim to cool off the heat. So Sowon changed into her swimsuit.
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Sowon took photos of her most beautiful moments while sitting under a sun lounger by the pool. A man sitting on the side saw this beautiful woman and wanted to strike up a conversation, but he looked carefully and found that she was Sowon. The boy shyly tried to say hello to Sowon. "Hi, Sowon ssi. I'm Paul from Malaysia. I've been supporting you since you were Gfriend. By the way, are you traveling alone?" Sowon also replied politely to Paul. "Thank you for your support. Yes, I am traveling by myself, how about you?" "I am traveling with a friend of mine." Sowon nodded with a smile. Sowon kept his eyes on Paul's figure and his slightly bulging trousers. Sowon noticed Paul's pants and noticed that Paul was starting to get an erection. Sowon knew that Paul had an erection because of her. After a simple conversation, Sowon would like to invite Paul to her room tonight for a meal and chat. Just when Paul wanted to agree, Paul's friend came over.
"Hey Shawn, I'm here," Paul said to his friend. Shawn walked in their direction. Paul introduced each other to each other, but Shawn didn't listen to what Paul was saying at all, he only heard this beautiful woman named Sowon. Because the moment Shawn saw Sowon, his eyes began to squint at Sowon's Body. Sowon didn't mind Shawn looking at her body, because Sowon was also looking at Shawn's body. Sowon looked at Shawn's figure up and down, and told Paul that he could also bring his friends over to have a meal and chat tonight. Just after Paul shyly agreed to Sowon's invitation, Sowon left.
"Eh.... Paul, Sowon is so beautiful and has such a hot body!! If I could, I would love to know how horny Sowon would be in bed. I really want to fuck Sowon!!! Don't you want to, Paul?" Shawn Said.
"Don't talk nonsense, she is an idol, not just someone casually." Paul retorted. Not long after the two quarrelled, the time also ushered in the evening.
In the evening
"Ding dong..." The doorbell at the door of the hotel room rang. As soon as she opened the door, the beautiful Sowon stood in front of them. Sowon is wearing sexy black lace lingerie. The sexy lingerie showed Sowon's body very sexy, and the lingerie held up Sowon's tits very big, and it also made Sowon's feet very long.
Sowon woke up the two who were fascinated by her figure, "Have you seen enough? Come in!"
After being reminded by Sowon, the two men who came back to their senses followed Sowon's footsteps and entered the room. Entering the room, Paul observes the whole room, which is very beautiful and bigger than the room he booked himself. Shawn didn't care how beautiful this room was, because the most beautiful thing for Shawn was Sowon. Shawn's eyes never left Sowon after he stepped into the room. Shawn kept looking at Sowon's ass shaking from walking and her beautiful long legs. It can be said that Shawn's mind is now thinking about how to fuck Sowon.
Although Sowon invited them to her room to have dinner and chat together, Paul noticed that there was no food on the table. Just when Paul wanted to ask, Sowon said, "Do you want to fuck me?" Paul was startled by Sowon's words. Paul doesn't want to fuck Sowon out of respect since he's always been a Sowon fan. Instead, Shawn couldn't wait to take off his pants, because he wanted to fuck Sowon from the moment he saw Sowon in the morning. Right now for Shawn.
Paul has been trying to stop Shawn from doing this, but Shawn is already trapped in Sowon's body. Shawn's hands went from tits to waist, and from waist to pussy. Shawn's cock hardened as he touched Sowon. Of course Sowon didn't miss the chance, and Sowon's hand started to touch Shawn's fully erect cock.Sowon's slender fingers touched his thick cock, and Shawn felt great. Afterwards, Sowon knelt down and started giving Shawn a blowjob.
When Paul watched Sowon blowjob Shawn, Paul's cock was already erect, but because he liked Sowon so much, he didn't feel any lust at all. Shawn saw that Paul was still in a daze, so he brought Sowon to Paul. Sowon also wisely took off Paul's pants. Paul's fully erect cock was displayed in front of Sowon. Sowon took Paul's cock in his mouth without hesitation. And Shawn watched Sowon's mouth already blowjob Paul, so he thrust his cock into Sowon's pussy from behind. Now two men are stuffing both of Sowon's holes. Since Shawn just wanted to fuck Sowon, when he fucked her hole, he thrust very hard, causing Sowon to make frequent lustful moans while sucking Paul. With Paul's lewd eyes and sexy moans as he watched Sowon suck him, Paul couldn't care less about respect. Paul's sensuality completely overwhelmed his rationality now, and he started fucking Sowon too. Paul put his hand on Sowon's head and began to move his cock back and forth to thrust Sowon's mouth. Paul also finally experienced Sowon's powerful blowjob skills.
Shawn felt Sowon's pussy was so tight while fucking Sowon, causing him to cum inside Sowon not long after. Sowon wanted to stop Shawn from cumming inside, but his mouth was fucked by Paul's cock, so he couldn't stop him in time. After Shawn cums for the first time, he sits on the bed and rests. After Paul also stopped fucking her mouth, he walked behind Sowon and put his dick into her pussy from behind. Since Shawn had just creampied Sowon, Sowon's pussy was filled with Shawn's hot semen. And the hot cum made Sowon's pussy extra wet, so it was very easy for Paul to thrust deep inside.
Shawn felt Sowon's pussy was so tight while fucking Sowon, causing him to cum inside Sowon not long after. Sowon wanted to stop Shawn from cumming inside, but his mouth was fucked by Paul's cock, so he couldn't stop him in time. After Shawn cums for the first time, he sits on the bed and rests. After Paul also stopped fucking her mouth, he walked behind Sowon and put his dick into her pussy from behind. Since Shawn had just creampied Sowon, Sowon's pussy was filled with Shawn's hot semen. And the hot cum made Sowon's pussy extra wet, so it was very easy for Paul to thrsut deep inside. Paul's restless hand began to touch Sowon's very hot body until he touched Sowon's tits. Paul freed Sowon's tits from the constraints of her pajamas. Paul's hands kept ravaging Sowon's tits and teasing Sowon's nipples. Paul's frenzied behavior got Shawn's cock hard again when he should have been tired. Shawn masturbates while watching his friend fuck Sowon. Sowon moaned loudly with every thrust of Paul's.
Sowon looked at Shawn who was masturbating, she motioned for Shawn to come over to her side. After Shawn heard this, he walked up to Sowon. Sowon kissed Shawn and started to help Shawn masturbate. Sowon is now sandwiched between two men, Shawn kissing her in the front and her hand helping Shawn masturbating; Paul in the back is fucking Sowon for his final sprint, and his hand is still in the touching Sowon's tits. After Paul fucks a few more times, he cums a lot of cum in Sowon's pussy. After Paul got his cock out of Sowon's pussy, Shawn quickly pushed Sowon onto the bed. They were still kissing passionately. Shawn put Sowon's legs on his shoulders to get better access to Sowon's G-spot. Every thrust of Shawn can hit Sowon's G-spot, which makes Sowon feel very good.
And Paul didn't just sit around and wait any longer, he put Sowon's hand on his cock and let Sowon stroke Paul's dick. Soon, Sowon squirted. Shawn stopped thrusting and let Sowon completely shoot out her squirts. Sowon's squirt drenches the hotel bed and Shawn's cock unsurprisingly holds Sowon's squirt. Both Shawn and Paul started putting the cock in front of Sowon. Sowon also gave them both blowjobs without any fatigue. Shawn's cock was full of Sowon's urine smell. Although Sowon was a little concerned at first, she didn't mind so much after giving Shawn a blowjob. While Sowon is giving a blowjob with her mouth, she'll be touching the other's cock with her hand. Sowon is so skillful making both of them want to cum very quickly. Before long, Paul and Shawn are about to cum, and they start taking where they want to cum. Paul aimed his cock at Sowon's horny face and stroked it quickly. Finally, a load of cum shot from Paul's cock onto Sowon's face. Shawn, on the other hand, aimed at Sowon's body. Shawn cummed so much that in addition to Sowon's body, even Sowon's tits had Shawn's cum. Sowon licked both of their cocks clean to repay them both for giving her so much cum. Although it was said to help lick it clean, Sowon got them to cum again. This time both of them cum in Sowon's mouth.
The two of them fucked Sowon all night and both of them cummed 4 times or more. Sowon lay limp on the bed, while Paul and Shawn had already returned to their room. Sowon's body was covered with their semen, and a lot of semen flowed out of her pussy. There was also a little semen coming out of the corner of the mouth. If you smell Sowon carefully, you will smell the sweat and semen all over Sowon.
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lukaherehelp · 5 months
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Playboyy EP2 - Getting What You Want?
(feels ominous now)
Instead of commenting as the episode progresses, I'm going to go straight to analyzing everything that has caught my attention. Fasten your seatbelts, this is gonna be a long one with no brakes!
SO!
Let's get out of the way the horniness first because it has me distracted. Yes, more shirtless Teena, yes to Aob's melons are out first two minutes buT I NEED TO GO UNHINGED ABOUT THIS MAN FOR A SECOND:
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he fuckin pulls in wearing converse, leather pants and jacket, a white tee and while still wearing those fuckin nerd glasses while smoking a cigarrette and y'all want me to skip it?! And then we procced to learn that he was in this sugar daddy/sugar baby with master/slave dynamics with Nant (where idk if there were actual feelings or not) AND Y'ALL WANT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT?!
I'm taking Nant's place! I'm running across the globe to be his barbie doll, all the feminism in me has left, the traditional woman protocol is activated. Sir, how do you want your eggs in the morning? I get Fiat now when he said he would let Leo tie and lock him up, this man has awaken that in me.
... okey, moving on to my actual notes. Let's begin again:
PROM & PORSCHE
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two bad bitches in one single frame, they are blood related.
This two are so fuckin sus that at this point I actually think they are yet another red herring (at least Prom). But I'm not talking about their involvement in Nant's disappearence right now, I'm talking information and dynamics:
Prom works in Playboyy, Porche is in charge of Miracle Car Wash.
Prom is the older brother, Porche is the younger one. Yet, Porche is out here ordering around Prom like he is taking care of a child. Either he is truly the baddest bitch on this show or growing up Prom was not the most severe brother against Porche taking in account how family dynamics in Thailand tend to go... Porsche has some balls.
Now, Porche doesn't want Prom to work on Playboyy anymore. He even states that he must hand his resignation due to Nant be back, which makes Prom smile:
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Prom is obviously happy about Nant's comeback but also about his job, he ain't bending down to his little brother's wishes.
Is Playboyy also one of their father's business? Would makes sense that you put your eldest in charge.
Porche is coming out to be quite the ambitious boy, managing Playboyy would be a much more profitable and exciting job that a fuckin carwash, but Prom gets more from his job in Playboyy than just being the maître and a possible host.
Porche comments about how meeting up with Nant again can screw them over... Why? Because of their relationship or because of the clips Nant was sending to Captain? Was one of them with Prom? Is Porche looking into protecting the family name?
To continue with Prom for a little: as happy as he seem to the news of Nant being back, he doesn't seem that thrill when meeting Nont.
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clever of you to go see him in Nant's white, Nont, but I do think Prom knows his baby better than you do.
Still don't know what the fucking dynamic is apart from what has being obviously stated before but here is when I slowly slide in to talk about
NANT & NONT
First of all, Nont has run out of info and is already slipping, I was fully expecting for him to come clean to First and Zouey during the breakfast:
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a bunch of babies
... yet he didn't but found out important info:
the relationship (money wise) Prom and Nant had.
the clips Nant was selling to Captain.
that he's into kinky sex lmao
Seriously now, in what type of trouble was Nant in that all the money (which is not little) Prom was transfering him, combined with what Captain payed him for the clips, wasn't enough? And that's if the money is the problem.
Nont seems to think that Nant is death (so do I) and he could have fallen victim of a rough session gone wrong. Is a possible. It could be accidental.
But if it wasn't, if someone is behind it... Let's go with our only clear suspect right now: Porche.
what is the motive? could be from jealousy or pride. Is not strange for younger siblings to think their older siblings are out of bounds to their friends and Porche is a possesive bitch. If he didn't like Nant to begin with, him fuckin Porche AND getting paid by him would probably send him to the fuckin edge. It could also be a matter of family pride as well. Maybe he knew about the clips, or maybe knew about the relationship by other means and that could tint their father's reputation, therefore also his. Specially if the problem is the clips... that shit would spread like wildefire.
quick to scream at
CAPTAIN
My brother in sin... WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE CLIPS GOING AND HOW ARE YOU SO NON CHALANT ABOUT IT? SPECIALLY SINCE YOUR "FRIEND" IS INVOLVED IN THEM?
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anygay, he's currently distracted with Puen and Keen and I can tell he's already planning how to get in Keen's pants to join the team...
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I don't have much comment (for now) on Teena and Zouey since they seem to be in their own bubble and not involved in the mystery at all, but I'm going to address the elephant in the room:
SOONG & FIRST
My mind tells me two things: "well, this fuckin sucks" and "is a red herring".
We had them going at it with their fuckin shenanigans (never better said) for almost the whole episode. But we keep being reminded about how materialistic Soong seems to be:
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First adores this man to the same level Zouey adores Teena, but his eyes are set somewhere else: profit.
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Now, we can go to Denial, the river in Egipt, for a while and say that he's being thruthful about how he doesn't want people to think he's with First for the money... But he is. First is a giant bhath sign for him. Even when he goes to leave First home after their little "cosplay" adventure (ominous that they were dress as knock off versions of Ghostface), he just have eyes for the fuckin watch First has eventually given him:
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so much so that he gets caught by First's dad
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which makes me go into two theories:
either Soong is really dumb and for real has being playing First + he's straigh up a psycho
OR
as many are wishing for, after the massive argument First and his father had, and the knowledge we have that First cannot move out due to his father's controling nature, him and Soong are teamming up to con First's dad... which I also think is a dumb idea, but how cares for now.
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or at least that's it for now... I'll probably write more and go in depth as we wait for EP3, but that's my investigation work for now.
Remember, my ask box and my dms are open if anybody wants to scream my way,
Luka out!
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gyeomsweetgyeom · 10 months
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[9:19 pm]
(cw: foul language, sexual themes not happening in real time but detailed recountings)
(a/n: this is the steamiest I'm ever going omg pls let me know if this was bad bc I had no idea what i was writing, I'll stick to fluff and angst plz and thx)
“Holy shit,” Jeno panted into your ear, “that was like the best sex we’ve ever had.”
You rubbed your hand up and down his sweaty bare back in soothing circles, “it was alright, yeah.”
His head popped up from the crook of your neck, eyes wide and eyebrows quirked in confusion, “Just alright?”
“I’m partial to the first time you tried and successfully wooed me. The rose petals, candles lit, it was super romantic and I loved it,” you replied, rubbing away the crease between his eyebrows with your thumb gently.
“You mean the time I burnt down one of my curtains and scarred my shin after a thorn got stuck there? That time?” Jeno questioned.
“It was really cute,” you pouted, “it showed me how serious you were about us.”
Jeno’s head fell to your shoulder, “Not the time after I proposed? Or the time we were in Thailand for our anniversary? Baby, you just came 4 times in an hour and a half, that’s the loudest you’ve ever screamed. How is that not the best?”
“I’ve already told you Jeno. Now go get me a towel, I’m sticky and sore over here,” you shoved his shoulder.
He huffed and mumbled under his breath on his way to the bathroom. He returned with a damp rag as he settled onto the bed again, while he wiped away at the cum spilling out onto your thighs.
His eyebrows were furrowed in deep thought again, “I’m pretty sure you cried this time and you haven’t done that before.”
“I’m literally laying here while you wipe your cum off me Jeno, can we please move on?”
He pouted further as he balled up the damp rag and threw it in the direction of the hamper, “made you make that new sound when I spanked you too.”
“Jeno!” You gasped, embarrassed that he was still going on about this.
He noticed your shocked face and smirked, “Hah ah- ahhhh Jeno! Right- right there baby! Hah!”
Your jaw dropped hearing his high pitched moans, he continued, “ha-harder Jeno! Je-Jeno, so so close. Keep going!”
You smacked his shoulder, “I do not sound like that!”
He laughed, pushing your hands away as he went on, now with added writhing and pulling on the sheets, “Baby, baby, baby, ahhhhhh!”
His over the top moans filled the room, he began panting until his mocking moan got louder and higher pitched. He imitated your sniffles and what up you assumed was your orgasm face before his performance was finally done, “See, my love? So good I have your whole performance burned into my memory.”
“Yeah well you grunted really fucking weird in ear when you came that last time I thought you were choking on your own tongue or you had rubbed your dick raw from having no control,” you snapped.
“I wouldn’t have thought that when your legs were shaking for a whole minute after we were done.”
“Maybe that was because someone insisted on having my leg over their shoulder for a whole hour we fucked like we were in one of those gymnast pornos you used to watch.”
Jeno slapped a hand over your mouth, “I told you that in confidence.”
“And I trust that you won’t mock my moans when I let you jizz inside me, much less let you fuck me!” You counter.
Jeno replies quickly, “Wasn’t mocking you baby, I was reminding you of how good it was. Not just decent, amazing, life changing, out of this world, I could go on. And stop calling it fucking.”
“What would you like me to call it then Jeno? Having intercourse? A sexual encounter?”
He shakes his head, “making love?”
You let out a shocked laugh, “making love? Jeno we make love after fights or on anniversaries, not when you spank me and chicken out when I ask you to choke me.”
“Can’t hear your pretty noises if you can’t breathe, baby,” Jeno smirks leaning in to press a kiss to your cheek.
You shove at his shoulder, "Why do we both have to have the same sex ranking anyway?"
Jeno shrugs in response, stating that he guesses it doesn't make sense if you do. He might like it a little more passionate and you like it a little more romantic, "But that first time we had make up sex?"
"Number 2," you both agree with a simple nod of your head.
“We should fight more so we can have more sex like that, god that was good,” he sighs dreamily.
“Just good?” You mock his earlier question.
“One of the best baby,” he smiles.
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swissboyhisch · 1 year
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Kick Ass
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Pairing: Anthony Beauvillier x Reader
Summary: Your first time back in a competition and your luck charm definitely helped
Word Count: 2598
Warnings: fighting (in karate)
A/N: I've done karate for years and I love the idea of a girl who can fight and protect herself.
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This weekend was a huge deal for you. It was the national competition for Karate and it was your first national competition since you were 14. Whilst you were competing in both kata and kumite, you were also one of the coaches for the team. Both of your Senseis were refereeing. Leaving you to run around after your junior competitors. Despite not competing for quite a few years, you were one of the people with the most competition experience.
The day started early, you getting up at 6 AM with Tito who had a morning skate that morning. Tito made the both of you breakfast. Pancakes which was a nice surprise. After the peaceful breakfast between the two of you, you got your karate bag ready. Bottles of water, PowerAde, some lollies to share with your team as a little booster. As well as your gi top and protective gear for your fights. 
You changed into your gi pants and team shirt and jacket. One last touch was your team ribbons braided into your hair. It was your favourite tradition from when you were younger. You double checked and triple checked you had all your stuff in your bag. 
“You ready to go?” Tito asked, grabbing his car keys.
“Yeah,” You respond after making sure you had your phone on you. 
Tito grabbed your bag from you before holding the door open for you. You headed to the car, letting him lock up the house before placing your bag in the back of the car and climbing into the driver’s seat. The competition was being held at a basketball stadium in the city, near the Arena Tito would be at later during the day.
As you pulled into the drop off area, there were people everywhere dressed in gis and team colours. Tito grabbed your face gently and pulled you in for a kiss. Which was what you’d do to him if you dropped him at the arena for a game.
“Kick ass,” He mumbles, kissing you once more.
You laugh at his encouragement. “We’ll see.”
“I’ll see you later okay?” Tito assures. “Me and some of the boys will come to watch after the morning skate.”
“You don’t have to. You guys are gonna be recognised.”
“I’m coming to support my fiancé,” Tito states, not having any of your words.
You two bid goodbye with another good luck kiss. After climbing out of the car, you made your way through the crowds to make it to the marshalling area where the competitors could place their bags as teams. You found the group of bags just like yours and placed your stuff there.
“Sensei,” one of the younger girls shouted excitedly as she spotted you. 
“Hi Amelia, you look good in your new dogi,” You reply.
She does a small twirl, “Mum put the ribbons that you gave me in my hair!”
“It looks very pretty,” You assure.
Amelia tells you where Andrew and Ben could be found. With all the other referees behind the three tatamis having a meeting. Most of your team were standing around stretching, waiting for the opening ceremony. You heard someone call your name once more. Turning to the voice, it was one of your friends from another province. 
“Hey,” Rosie greeted, hugging you tightly. “It’s been so long!”
“What like 10 years?” You laugh. 
“Something like that.”
You look around, “Who else is here?”
“Emily and Jess are both here. Portia is here as well.”
The three mentioned where on the Canadian team when you were back in the day. As well as Rosie of course. You all were the best in your age divisions back then. Portia was a couple years older than you; Rosie, Em and Jess all younger than you.  
“Did you see all of us are in the same division?” Rosie asks.
You nod, “We’re all in Open Women’s these days. Not looking forward to it.”
“You’ll be fine.”
“It’s been years since I’ve competed last, Rosie. Thailand was my last competition.”
Rosie rolls her eyes, “You were the best back in the day. I’m sure you haven’t lost your talents.”
The petite blonde bidded you goodbye before joining her team to usher the younger team members to the corral point outside. You started to do the same. The 8 younger kids as well as the 5 teens and 4 adults, not you included. You all line up behind your dojos’ banner, the two smallest kids holding it.
“Nice to see you arrived,” Andrew, your head sensei, joked.
You huff at his comment, “I’ve been here for a while but you and Benny boy were too busy with the referees meeting.”
“You ready?” He asked.
“I think so.” 
He waved off your reply before checking on the other competitors. Not many of your team had competition experience this high before. It wasn’t long before Andrew and Ben disappeared back to the front of the stadium. The music started and teams started entering the stadium once more. Drumming became louder as your team began the entry. The stands were full of families and friends of the competitors, along with locals who were curious. 
“This is awesome,” Ally, your teammate closest to your age, comments. She looked around the stadium. The flags and banners decorating the walls and roof. “This is way better than state champs.”
“Right?” 
Once the teams were lined up before all the referees and officials, Sensei Ludo led the bow in. The competition commenced after a quick welcoming speech from Ash, who was one of the organisers. You had two of your kids up first on tatami 3. The competition was well on the way now.
Lunch finally hit meaning you had to get ready for your division. After getting dressed into your full dogi, you spent the break warming up with the help of Andrew. You had kata first before kumite. There were 13 of you in the kata division and 9 of you in kumite. Most of the people you have met and know from over the years. 
“Open women's kata!” Sensei Ludo calls to Tatami 2. 
The 13 of you line up on either side of the tatami. You were Aka, red side, for the first round. You were the first to do your chosen kata. Your name was called by one of the table officials and you walked onto the centre of the mats. 
“Nijushiho,” You shout.
Sensei Ludo repeats the kata back, showing his understanding of you performing that kata. You started your kata. Doing it exactly like you had practised a hundred times. When you finished, you waited for the referees to announce their scores. Your final score was 23.8 which was a high score.
You stood there watching as your competition took turns. One by one, their scores were revealed. So far no-one has scored higher than you. You stood nervously with Ben who wasn’t judging your division. 
“You did amazingly,” Ben assured as Portia walked onto the mat. She was the last one to do her kata. 
“We’ll see. Portia is the reigning national champion for kata.”
The brunette was amazing as she usually is. She had chosen Unsu as her specialty kata. Portia’s score was finally read out by a table official. 23.6. You had won. You all lined up for the referees to announce first, second and third. 
“In third place, we have Emily Johnson.”
Emily walked forward to Sensei Kerry and bowed, accepting the medal. Then Sensei Jordan stepped forward with the silver medal.
“In second place, we had Portia Michaels.”
Portia did the same thing as Emily. She had the silver placed over her head. Then Andrew stepped forward.
“And the 2023 national champion of Open Women’s Kata is (Y/N) (Y/L/N).”
As you were announced as the winner, the crowd cheered. You could hear your team over the majority of the people. You stepped forward in front of Andrew. The pair of you bowed to each other before he placed the gold medal over your head. After bowing out, you turned to look at your team where Anthony, along with Brock, Quinn and Elias, were standing in the front row of the grandstand. 
“Yes babe!” Tito shouts, clapping happily. 
You made your way over to the group, the biggest smile on your face. Tito leaned down to kiss you. Both smiling into the kiss. The other boys also leaned down to hug you. Each congratulating you on your national championship. 
“I’m so proud of you,” Tito grins.
You giggle, kissing him once more. “I have my good luck charm here.”
Ben called out to you from the tatami, “You have kumite, come on.”
Now onto Kumite. You grabbed your gloves and mouthguard and put them on. Your chestplate was already on, having done that before kata to make this transition easier. A quick bounce to warm up before you and the others bowed in. Portia was the reigning champion of Kumite as well. You weren’t the first fight thankfully. Due to the odd number, you were the lucky one to get a free pass to the next round. You went against whoever won between Portia and Tilly. Everyone knew Portia would win the fight though. 
After watching each fight go by, your name was called after Portia’s. Sensei Ludo was the head referee for the division, thankfully. You were called to the middle where you both lined up. Ready to fight. 
“Hajime.”
Both you and Portia kiai as you both start to fight. You try to control the distance but after the training sessions you’ve had over the weekend with Portia and the girls, you knew she could hit you if she wanted. As she came in for the attack, you got there first, throwing a kizami zuki to her jaw. Referee’s blow their whistles, indicating you had scored a waza-ari. The fight was resumed and Portia came in with a good ura mawashi geri (roundhouse kick). She scored an ippon. You retaliated with an ashi barai (foot sweep), taking Portia to the ground and punching her in the stomach. It scored you an ippon. You were only a waza-ari away from winning the fight. You waited this time around for Portia to attack first. In out. Moving around the tatami. Trying to push Portia out of the ring. Though, as experienced as Portia was, she wasn’t going to fall for that. But you did get her cornered. She’d had to try to get out of the corner. The brunette tried to go to the left of you, but you were too quick. A quick kick to the head ended the fight as you had scored another ippon. 
Sensei Ludo declared you the winner before you and Portia bowed and hugged before going back to the side. You had one more fight which was the fight for gold. You had a suspicion it would be Rosie who would win the next one to fight against you. Ben stood next to you as you both watched the fight. Rosie won against Jess which wasn’t a surprise. Kumite was the blonde’s favourite. 
While this fight was going on, you ran to where Tito was standing. Ben is now standing with him and the boys. He smiled and lent down to you. 
“Good luck kiss?”
He chuckled, “Not that you need it.”
“Thanks baby,” You mumble against his lips.
You were called into the ring for a final time. Rosie was opposite you, glaring at you. She was still as competitive as you when you were kids. You had learnt by now to not take anything personal as soon as you were on mat.
“Hajime.”
Rosie’s tactic was different to Portia’s. Whilst Portia was more of a defensive fighter, enjoying counter attacking and taking advantage of mistakes. Rosie was more of an attacking fighter. Opting to go in for the attack instead of waiting for you. Luckily, you’d rather counter than go in first.
You ended the fight with a mae geri to the jaw. Just touching Rosie’s face at the perfect distance. The whistles signalled a stop to the fight. You were awarded the ippon. After being declared the winner, you and Rosie hug before lining up with the other girls. It was time to present the medals.
“In third place Tyler Lacey."
“In second place Rosie Mitchell."
"In first place, and 2023 national champion of kumite, is (Y/N) (Y/L/N).”
You walked forward to where Sensei Kerry was to present the medal. It was placed over your neck before everyone bowed out. Allowing the Open Men’s Kumite which was the event of the day. After getting pictures on the podium with the other girls, you went to grab your gear to change into a pair of jeans and your team shirt. 
“Congrats my national champion,” Tito whispers as you walk into his arms.
You may be sweaty, but it didn’t seem to matter. “Thank you, my lucky charm.”
The call of your name pulled you from your Tito bliss. Turning, you see Sensei Ludo waving you over. You place your medal over Tito’s neck before rushing back to the old sensei.
“Oss Sensei.”
“We’re low on referees. Andrew said you had your corner judging. We need you for the men’s kumite.”
Sensei Ludo passed you a whistle and you lined up with the other referees while the men lined up to bow in for their division. After bowing in, you went to a corner and took a seat, placing your whistle in your mouth and holding your red and white flag. 
The first fight was Dylan, reigning champion, and Bradley. You knew Dylan would thrash the division. You had seen him over the years at competitions and he was crazy good. And as predicted, Dylan was in the finals against Jordan. It was a big fight with everyone watching intently. The fight finished in less than 30 seconds with Dylan scoring two ippons. 
“Told ya,” You smirk as you present Dylan with his gold medal.
After the last event, everyone gathered for the presentation of the trophies. You stood with your team, Ally standing beside you with one of your other classmates who didn’t compete, Sam. 
“We’ll start with the men’s open events. Your 2023 national champion for kata is Jordan Fredrickson.”
Jordan went forward to accept the large trophy that he would get to keep. He posed with Sensei Kerry for pictures before returning to his team.
Sensei Ludo grabbed the microphone from Sensei Kerry. “2023 National champion for Men’s Kumite is Dylan Shelby.”
Dylan followed Jordan’s moves and stepped forward. He got the trophy and got photos. He then returned to the referees table that many were standing behind.
“And the 2023 national champion for women’s kata and kumite is (Y/N) (Y/L/N)!”
Your team and the boys all screamed and cheered as you stepped forward, shaking hands with a few of the senseis before posing with both of the trophies. After the closing statement and thank yous from the organisers, you went directly to Tito. Hugs. Kisses. Hugs. So proud. 
Quinn held up Tito’s phone, “Picture time.”
You had your two medals around your neck with both arms full of your trophies. Tito had his arms around you, pressing a kiss to your cheek. Both of you are cheesing hard. For once you were celebrating something you had done. 
“I’m so proud of you,” Tito whispers into your ear, holding you close. “I love you bubs.”
“Did I kick ass?” You ask jokingly.
Tito laughs, “Kicked many asses.”
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Mingi PM 4 : 08/02/23
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He did a voice only live :D
He said that he was laying down, ready to go to bed and very sleepy at 9pm.
He said earlier he had eaten spicy crab
He said lately he's been liking the taste of milk tea. He said it's not not good but it's and it's very addicting somehow. (He's so real)
Someone had commented that he ripped up waterbomb and he said "but I didn't rip anything 🧍🏻" it was funny, his humor is 10/10. He said the stage was really fun to do but he didn't get a chance to look it over.
He said if we had to work, so did he, and then said he had a schedule to do tomorrow.
Mingis bday is coming up so someone asked about the MD (the merch that each member creates and releases on their birthday) he asked if we would buy if he told us what it was supposed to be. (I'd buy anything you make mingi, let's be fr)
He said he wanted to have T (MBTI) concept for his MD. He said it was going to be a Zip up hoodie with some pants that had his face on it. He said he wanted it to be funny and also something anyone can wear and be comfy in, but the company said that it would be difficult to make so. He wanted it to be a different vibe then what he had released last year (it was a ring I think)
(Seonghwa joined around this time in the comments, I'll add his comments after)
He said there will be a time for him to do his funny concept in the future and he asked for brands that were willing to collab to make it happen (kq, ateez brand deals when???)
He noticed seonghwas comments and jokingly complained hehe he said that he had just eaten with him and that he didn't want to see him again
He did a tmi. He said that nothing had really happened except for yesterday. He woke up and he was on a plane. He blinked, and then he was in Thailand. (Mingi just teleporting at this point 💀💀)
Someone asked when they would restore the light sticks and he said that you'd have to ask kq cuz he knew nothing about that. "Sorry" 🥺🥺
Someone asked if he had ever gone fishing and he said he did when he was younger but he really didn't like it. It's not for him. (Fishing gives me the ick idk)
Since he had traveled between korean and Thailand someone asked which country was hotter and he said he didn't know. He spent most of his time in the car and the venue, he didn't feel the outside much. He asked how it was back in korea.
The live would occasionally pause through out and someone asked about it. He said that he didn't even realize that the live would pause when he would exit the app. He thought it would continue the stream (😭😭😭 oh mingi. My precious, that's not how it works...)
He said he was going to go now. He said since we are all in different time zones, to have fun in the day and sleep well if it's late. He said he would probably watch a few videos before bed. He said good night and then ended the live.
Seonghwas comments:
Yes, I'll call you
I will inquire
Me too
Seongsang
Let's go with this brand
I'm relieved
Sorry
Where are you going
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Hyu
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gillianthecat · 1 year
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Walking up and down the stairs is exhausting right now.
Fahlanruk – episode 8
Ok, we're getting philosophical now. Whose voice is this?
I appreciate that Fah experiences all of his feelings in the shower. The actor did well on the body sculpting.
My favorite disaster child. You don't need to start this out by lying about Fah's game. Oh baby. Someone else stepped in to take care of him while you were gone pretending to be cool. Oh baby. You silly lying liar.
Is this the girl Tap went on one date with and then failed to hook up with before? If so, bold of him to call her to take care of him after that. Also she must really like him if she's willing to come help. Honey, I like you, but go focus your attention on someone more available please.
These goodbyes are cute. (So was Fah's and Sher's from the last episode). I love it when people don't want to leave each other, but things are too new for them to say it exactly, so they're just sweet and fumbling and reluctant.
Stalker BLs have got me trained: I fully expected that to be a box of photos of Gear. Instead it's just a product placement 😂 And barely a placement, more like they just interrupted the show for an ad that happens to star one of the actors.
The Significance of the Two Toothbrushes strikes again!
Is she going to check the closet too? Yes, she's checking the closet too.
All these BL boys are the neatest college students ever. I can guarantee you that my beloved disaster child's room would not be anywhere near that organized if he didn't have a set designer doing it for him. Perhaps the Ping & Tap labels; my boy does have a crush after all. But there would also be clothes strewn everywhere.
Oh shit 😂 She caught you sleeping in the café, disaster child. And she caught you lying about the tennis game 😂 The question is, what is she going to do with all this information? Is she going to look at this mess of codependency and decide it's not worth her time and go off and find some other cute boys to kiss? Or is she going to double down and become an interfering, manipulative faen fatale? Given the track record of this show I suspect the latter, but I can always hope.
Wait. Is this Mark's apartment from Love Mechanics (the second one)? The furniture is different, but the kitchen area and the shelf by the door look familiar. @callipigio, do you recognize it (visible around 10:35)? Should it get added to the list? Or maybe it's just a standard look for cheap modern apartments in Thailand. I'd have to look at Love Mechanics to check.
$25 Ping is drinking morosely alone.
Oh look. I owe myself $25 💳
Is that Rabitat shirt also from First's brand?
My babies 🥺
Also, I haven't said this yet, but I really like Ping's grey plaid pants.
My babies. Trying so hard to take care of each other and not get in each other's way 🥺
Was there always a voiceover? I don't remember it from previous episodes. Anyways, it's unnecessary, the actors and script are already conveying everything.
Ping. Oh my baby. Oh Ping.
Tap's pajama game is excellent.
Ooh, finally the tables turn and Fah is giving someone else relationship advice.
I think that every time Fah claims to be committed I'm just waiting for the inevitable moment that he grows bored or cheats or something. So I'm like Sher, apparently. I mean, presumably they end up together eventually but we do see Sher sobbing in the title montage every week, so clearly Fah's going to do something to break his heart at some point. All that is to say, it's hard for me to get excited about his expressions of devotion.
Also, I want to be happy for Pai to be shooting his shot with the campus hottie, but he's being such a creep about the whole thing that I can't 😕
Oh my god this fake ass injury and this fight 🙄😂 But who is this other tall super protective dude? Lol, for once Pink and I are on the same wavelength. Who is he? Not the mysterious Apo?
Ah, no. A "Charles" who knows Sher's twin. Lol, it's their half-brother. Thank goodness. It was either a relative or a whole new melodramatic plotline, and we don't need any new melodrama.
Speaking of which, where is Tam's amnesiac stalker ex? We haven't seen him in a while.
Sher, don't be so mean to poor Gear. Do make Fah jealous though, it's good for him.
Yay Prince! Set your boundaries. Don't start something with Gear if he's going to be jealous of your friendships. Also I like your blue shirt.
I would also say that Sher needs to set boundaries with a jealous possessive Fah, for the same reason. Except I like seeing Fah unhappy. Something about him just kinda makes me want to torture him. But also Fah, not cool, not cool at all.
Oh yeah Fah you fully deserved that slap.
And don't push Sher! He's got a injured ankle! I've returned from my brief vacation to Tolerating-Fah-land and am back in Loathing-Fah-ville. Get a grip dude. And wipe that pathetic look off your face, this is all on you.
Gossip about Fah that's actually relevant to their work and not just invasive nosiness? I'm honestly shocked.
Wait. Why is Charles there?
Oh Ping. My baby. You make me sad when you cry. At least you have a beautiful setting in which to be sad. It's probably good for them to have this rupture to move them to something beyond this pining stuckness, but it's so hard for both my boys. 50 missed calls 😢
Oh Tap. You are sad and confused both.
Oh god, everyone's heartbroken. We're having a cry-off. Prince, your tears make me sad too.
Fah. What the fuck. Are you doing. Is this an intentional thing to "get back at" Sher and try and make him jealous? Are you just living in your own head, oblivious to the people around you. I continue to not understand your brain.
Oh Sher. How I wish Fah was worthy of you risking your heart.
Wait. So no answer to the who is Apo question? It seemed like such a dramatic cliffhanger last episode I was sure they were going somewhere with that. Will we ever find out? Will the amnesiac stalker ex reappear? Only four more episodes to fit it all in.
Oh wait, looks like Apo at least will show up next week. And Fah is going to the creepy over invested girl for relationship advice? Eh 🤷🏻‍♀️
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okay, i am starting bed friend and since watching alone makes me stressed you are once again exposed to my initial reactions:
i love how the first minute of this show is uea being all "i am just your average guy... except i am so hot everyone desires me and it makes my life so hard. sigh."
HELLO YIM IN YOUR BOWL CUT NERD MULLET YES YES YOU ARE MY BABY MY SUNSHINE MY ETERNAL LOVE PLS TAKE ME AWAY IN YOUR SPACESHIP
so mark is like fine fine in that grown ass man way. pls someone tell me he is a lead in a show because i need
also like... am i the only one who thinks james is the soft, godly lovechild of yim and nat?
how can you dislike king and his jawline of doom. wait. oh my god. are having enemies to lovers thrown in this too?!?!? are they gonna hit all my fave tropes?!?
oh boy. OH BOY. something happened that night for sure sure
no but as a low voices appreciator this theme song is tickling my ears in a good way
ooh not the shiny shoes. damn, you really don't like the man.
oh this does not sound good but the stubble but OH FUUUUUCK
i have known uea for literally 5 minutes and 16 seconds and i am ready to murder anyone who hurts him
oh no. trauma.
yeah no, murdering anyone who hurts him is not enough. i need to go full vegas in a torture poncho on their ass.
the fuckboy has got the feels already 11/10 look at that face
in the non-creepiest way possible: i need to put these child actors into my pocket and feed them cupcakes
okay so the mom belongs in the bin
oh bitch DON'T YOU DARE call him
give my boy all the fuzzy blankets to cover up his sadness
noooo when do these boys learn pulling someone's metaphorical pigtails as a method of flirting will never work
ksdjfkalsfjasdlfj james since when have you been this PRETTY
king: babe, what can i do to make you like me uea: die
pock rhymes with cock which is exactly what you have to be to mess with my baby. a musty, unwashed, diseased cock.
jade is such a sweet bean and also a mood at the end of the day
i love how their gc is called "domundi"
what in the workplace parking garage showdown is this. also mark, daddy, step on me. respectfully.
okay, free karaoke emergencies are my kind of emergencies.
why does no one want to ride with the boss? I VOLUNTEER AS A TRIBUTE
lol, poor jade being thrown under the bus
is it gay to be unable to go through a single interaction with your workplace nemesis without standing face to face, intensely staring at one another? asking for a friend
ohhh cock is calling. hang up. that's a good boy.
this karaoke makes me miss my early twenties. also noooo, my baby jade letting loose while uea is like "pls god someone save me. end my suffering. existence is pain."
jade: i am about to vomit everyone else: THE FUCK YOU ARE WEAKLING boss: also you still have to work lmfao
butt. hehet.
oh nooo he has a cute lil man purse on top of the confidence to wear white pants? damn.
oooh he is drunk. i can see where this is going and i have conflicting feelings about it :')
i do not have conflicting feelings about these collarbones though. they are very much fire.
piggyback rides T T
okay but do i have to move to thailand to afford these condos on a single income?
one day these bl boys will be this gentle and soft yet also capable of resisting the urge to ravish their drunk crushes
(un)holy spiderman o.o
*distressed noises*
oh if you left snow white in bed all alone i am going to kill you
okay yes that is some tongue
i do love a strategically placed mustard yellow pillow
ooooh, it was king who had to wake up alone. oh my sweet babies. why do i feel so bad for both of them?
seriously, that bathroom is custom made. how much do these average salary men make?
JADE IN THE ICONIC YELLOW CARDIGAN
jade: omg what is wrong bestie uea: *war flashbacks to cock* sleep deprivaton
the fact jade is always drinking boba is just so in character. not that we know much all about his character but the point still stands. he is a boba boy.
oh that "mom" needs the bin asap. and you can't add a "we need to talk" text to that, king, you and your jawline need to time things better.
oh no. shit is about to go down in the copy room.
i love the alleged king of one night stands not comprehending one night stand etiquette. boy is down bad.
king: seriously uea: i am avoiding avoiding the subject, that's how deep my avoidance goes
they are just so laskdfjasdklfjsadlkfjaslkjfoierjudfj
why do i feel uea almost running people down with his car is a character trait
ugh, my poor baby is in pain and i don't know how to help (T⌓T)
THIS CAT
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Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.
Thank you so much for tagging me again in one of these @waitmyturtles, they're so fun to do!!
Three Ships
Suffering from some recency bias and don't really think in terms of "ships" anymore so I turned to my CHEMISTRY list on MDL to help... agonized over my choices and finally picked:
TinnGun/GunTinn (My School President) - they're just too wonderful. So sweet, and it's great to see a show embrace embarrassing teen crush behavior in a gay kid without making it weird. Tinn's BL-trope filled daydreams had me in stitches. Almost chose PatPran but that's too easy, I have to honor their successors!
Seo Joon x Ji Woo (To My Star) - love them so much. Relate way too much to Ji Woo and them together? So heartwarming. Despite some of the contrivance of their typical Kdrama split in season 2 I still love the way they reconcile and work their shit out.
Hira x Kiyoi (Utsukushii Kare/My Beautiful Man) - talk about recency bias, I'm currently watching season 2 and couldn't resist putting them here. They're just SO well-written. Accurate portrayal of the long-term effects of C-PTSD and the messiness of miscommunication sans lazy writing? Sign me up!!
First Ship
Romione (Harry Potter series) - I know, I know, don't @ me but I still have a soft spot for them despite everything
Last Song
Woof Woof (Live Version) - SHINee
Last Movie
Shake! Otis at Monterey (1987; dir. D.A. Pennebaker)
Currently Reading
Nothing much, honestly. Beginning of the year was HECTIC but hopefully March will give me some time to read. The fanfiction I have open in a tab on my phone is "honey, let me show you where your heart is" by sarahyyy. Cute Guardian one-shot!
Currently Watching
Guardian
Utsukushii Kare (Season 2)
I Promised You the Moon (finally on Viki so I'll be starting this soon!)
Moonlight Chicken - I decided to wait until this was over to watch to preserve my mental health. Despite my love/respect for Aof's work I am very very wary when any show or film either exclusively or in part centers around a story which heavily involves disability. In some ways this apprehension is similar to my aversion to sad endings in LGBTQ+ stories (unless it's earned!). Been burned WAY too much fictionally and IRL. 2023 seemingly is the year Aof decided to make shows about my two most central disabilities, deafness and blindness (Last Twilight even tackles someone LOSING their sight, seriously, Aof? What do you have against me?). Heart's story looks like it's being done responsibly/well (or well enough, considering this is the first of its kind in the genre, maybe Thailand as a whole?) so I am excited to jump into it soon!!
On that note, I plan on writing along with each episode my thoughts on Heart's storyline vis-à-vis Deaf representation. Commentary on his arc has been surprisingly decent especially amongst the people I follow (I knew I chose well) but the tendency to overly pity or infantilize him along with a general misunderstanding of Deafness made me realize I don't think I'll be able to keep my mouth shut when I watch, so. Keep an eye out for that if you're interested. Thai Sign Language was developed in part from ASL (ergo, part of the same language family) so I'm also planning to dive into what I've learned about the language and its similarities! :)
Currently Consuming
Leftover Thai food my best friend foisted on me, I forget what it's called but it's some kind of thick rice noodle dish. Very good!!
Currently Craving
Motivation, sleep, an end to the anxiety which has been plaguing me since the beginning of the year, better glasses. Ice cream sounds good too.
TAGS! No pressure!
I have no idea who to tag, so just flying by the seat of my pants here: @squeakygeeky, @absolutebl, @shesarealphony, @lesbianlovestay, @cinematicnomad, @i-just-wanted-hyphens, @bulkhummus, @anonyma13, @stillqueerstillhere
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sugar-petals · 3 years
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SuperM as Boyfriends Headcanon
↪ caro’s note. extra long version because i miss ‘em. best boys, they’re all bf material to the moon and back ♡
5k words | bullet points
○ warnings ⚠️ 18+, dom/sub play, shibari, female reader, grinding, poly mentions, threesomes, face-sitting, femdom & vanilla, smut and fluff
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⌈ ten
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— motto: they won’t underestimate me for long.
most of your social environment is gonna be confused by ten at the beginning 
and don’t really get what he’s all about
or think he’s like whatever, some random guy in a tank top
acting peculiar
finding him kind of hard to gauge
some of your family and relatives might even think he’s totally unusual and a sneaky fuckboy making you mad 
they seriously wonder what you see in him
down the line that perception has turned by 180 degrees
as it should
ten becomes more irreplaceable, relatable, beautiful, perfect and impressive the more you know him
he’s not as mysterious and impossibly badass as everyone assumes
his personality is very approachable to you 
and you find him interesting in every aspect, looks to hobbies to background to personal habits
and also opinions because ten is a guy who really thinks stuff through
so you gotta be roughly on the same wavelength 
he likes discussing controversial and complicated stuff a lot for sure
being far wiser than his age suggests 
you are the first to share those things with him until the rest of the world catches up to this gem of a person
spending so much time with you
in the most personal way he can
he takes you to see the floating markets in bangkok, you spend the summer in thailand
wakeboarding and playing badminton
his entire family knows you inside out at some point this shit is serious
it’s very important to him to go back to the roots every now and then
and that you have been around his home city as well
getting to enjoy the area and time together eating the most savory delicacies
renting a boat and paddling you around to the important spots, he can explain any question you have
this kissing is gonna be so romantic 
who needs a vacation in venice when you can go to thailand with none other than ten himself as your ferryman let that sink in
except eating durian there he is, the boyfriend who can do anything!
with seemingly no effort
ten does little kind services of love for you throughout the day
he pours you herbal tea, fixes some furniture (he’s surprisingly good at tinkering), comes home from the bakery with your favorite pastry, does the laundry with your favorite fabric softener
he also goes on a huge shopping spree with you monthly because fashion is key in this household and it’s tremendous fun
you giggle when he puts on oversized shirts deliberately to look funny
everyone in the clothing store will think oh man what an adorable pair
ten will model the living hell out of the entire stock
and buy you the cape you really really want as a birthday present
said item turns out to be your favorite couple accessory
because you can sit next to each other on a bench at the river and wear it
what’s not to love about a portable blanket
of course he will take to instagram and make it such a cool thing, photographies of you wearing really cool coats and jackets
mirror bathroom selfies together as well, with a back hug, the classic
and not just for insta
you snuggle a lot generally
ten is always available for affection
and accepts all PDA
he’s a kitty after all, he loves the warmth of your body more than you know
remember how taemin said ten’s hands are always cold, newsflash not anymore since you stuff them into the pocket of your hoodie whenever you can
and hello sir your paws will be nice and cozy on my waist
or hand in hand when you waltz through your apartment
time for dance is a must
oh my god ten is so good at all of this
although say he’s definitely faster into latin than standard genres
tango argentino, he loves flamenco as well
don’t believe me? ten is a diehard rosalía stan!
vamos
so, no-brainer, expect a lot of dancy stuff 
that escalates into wild, passionate fucking
which probably looks like an aggressive form of couple exercises
you poor sore souls
ten’s lil kitty butt is falling apart from all the “i can handle a bigger one!”-level pegging and you have aching legs all over
favorite position? full nelson
if you ask me ten’s ass is probably so carved out by the end of this you could fit lucas and kai in there from head to toe
this is not for the faint of heart
sex with this guy is extra cardio
and if you’re into that a threesome is gonna go down sooner or later
with our girl lisa
there. i said it
miss manoban in those knee-high boots, grinding her thighs between yours and you finishing off on ten’s face? the fucking hottest thing ever i need a moment wow
i don’t have to tell you how orgasmic this is gonna be
steamy sex life with ten very recommended
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⌈ kai
— motto: you’re like a precious rose. i’ll protect you forever.
to be straightforward with you
he is in so heavily in demand it’s madness
to give you an idea of the scale
mark is basically occupied by yuta until the end of time 
but kai has an entire idol fanclub on top of all erigoms
those sharp moves did not go unnoticed
he gets an inkigayo sandwich every other day
jesus christ
if rent-a-sexy-bf.com was a thing kai would be the most requested
his phone would be blowing up with contracts like
and you also have to pass kyungsoo’s vibe check
and taemin’s
the road to being kai’s gf is indeed the way of the samurai
i mean honestly: kim jongin is without a doubt the hardest member to get a date with
this has got to be the most selective man of the entire industry or something
if he likes you he REALLY likes you
and he will be the one showing initiative
because he wants to make it clear he isn’t just spending time out of politeness or something
although it’s pretty logical that if kai was unable to reject someone he would no longer be an idol but a harem husband busy every hour of the day
seoul would be able to found its own village 
kai town
where like 70% of the population is pregnant
but since kai wants to keep on dancing obviously and he wants to lend his heart to only one person 
seoul has to settle with a singular nini family house instead of a kai district
where you and the man himself are a full-fledged household basically since kai’s nieces double as actual kids
if you wanna be a young ass ‘mom but not mom with kids’ and be married to kim kai this is it
does he have a thing for milfs or something
that thought just came to my mind
anyway you’re mommy anyway wink wink
fucking til’ dawn until even his muscles hurt
going raw at the gym together
him cooking the most random food with the infamous waffle maker
cuddling with an army of teddy bears surrounding you
walking the dogs with the sexiest dancer alive 
and the sexiness is only the tip of the iceberg 
we know he’s all-round amazing
kai is the king of figuring out ways to chill out with you anywhere anytime
and yes innocent chilling
...unless you’re in the mood for something else
up to you
anyway
sweet innocent chilling for now... with the stunner... just smooching at best things aren’t going raw or anything
on the couch in the kitchen in the car when it’s parked somewhere in nature
kai takes you very seriously and is a great listener
he’s literally so respectful and open-minded i can’t
he will keep your secrets and stand up for you if it’s ever needed
yes he is extremely caring and invested
kai does not tolerate others being shady towards you
if there’s an instance where you are hurt and unable to assert yourself don’t worry. he knows how to confront others with measure but a firm determination.
kai takes a lot of that responsibility but only to the degree where you are comfortable
i think you get what i mean by that
and he is diplomatic instead of plain patronizing
you have a right to be protected. it means he not only treats you well, but also makes sure your well-being isn’t disturbed in any other way outside of the relationships
outside influences aren’t to be underestimated
and since kai is a godly man you encounter a lot of jealousy from others
a matter he will take into his hands since he knows he’s the reason
standing up for you also means saying no 
to these jealous voices so this is an important boundary he has to draw
that all kinds of hellbent people want to get into his pants and take his stage image too literally is not up to you to fix
kai is there for you to enjoy and love not to defend
that’d be exhausting and beside the point 
kai prevents stress and negativity to come to you
i hope i explained this well he doesn’t do this to be bossed up or make you weak it’s because he wants to make life easier for you
guys being protective will be chalked up as chauvinistic these days. often rightfully so 
but what i mean is that kai support you in all regards so you won’t be at a disadvantage or feel terrible about something
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⌈ taeyong
— motto: we’ll take good care. enjoy the pleasure.
he’s the type of boyfriend who will ask you about things he missed out on while he was busy
things um from the internet
while mark literally knows that one by heart already taeyong will ask you things like what the wellerman song is
and you thought it would be something nsfw
i got you fooled
did we forget that the man literally watched nct memes on youtube
taeyong is both even more 18+ than you think but also even more innocent than you think it’s complicated
this man is just hard to describe he’s so different, i mean every person is unique but he’s an original it’s the extra mile you know
anyway
sea shanties
bopping to it all day since he just heard it 
singing it while he prepares dinner based on a youtube recipe video as he often does
he’s the most adorable person ever ever ever
asking you why shanties are back in fashion 
(good question, requires a deeper sociocultural analysis i reckon)
planning to remix one for his soundcloud lmao i kid you not
maybe your favorite shanty 
featuring fast-pace rap and all
creating his own previously unknown phrases and shit like that you know him
palazzo rocco lemon detox flashbacks
he’s hilarious i swear
taeyong will produce his own shanties for you can you imagine
as he says: my happiness is your happiness
watch out he will drop a shanty music video with extra krumping moves
taeyong is a never-ending source of pure crack
prepare to laugh a lot like, a lot lot
how can a man who seemingly has such a serious outlook on life and such a bonkers kinda face be so lighthearted
it’s like he’s peter pan or something
especially since he has to manage like over 20 brats in nct his cutesy behavior towards you as his gf will stand out to you
yeah so to be clear we all know he’s the cute one in the relationship
and guess who wears the pants
that’s always you ma’am don’t deny it
or wait 
not for long actually because they come off um physically
but not metaphorically
because who doesn’t wanna sit on his face tbh
your favorite reserved spot
he loves it
taeyong has such a thing for your body it’s ridiculous
mister lee got a sexy mama
and you have such a thing for the gloriousness that is him
but neither of you will not admit it as openly as other people would think
all there is... is being flustered
baekhyun probably has to play some cupid now and then
and give you some ideas
like gifting taeyong plushies and things like that
baekhyun knows what taeyong is all about so the advice is very welcome
but most things you find out for yourself
by being a little braver with him you know
you walking around naked in the apartment or basically fresh out the shower with nothing but a towel
will shake up taeyong so immensely, he will back himself against a wall without you even pinning him there lmao!
jeez he’s so deep into kinky stuff but easily shook anyway
i quote him again: “born to be cute, i dunno!”
you can imagine the overwhelm when you rub yourself against him like it’s nobody’s business
it’s so much fun to give taeyong a regular horny meltdown not gonna lie
this man was grinding his whole body all over the superm stage and now he’s basically freezing up and drooling
how many denied and ruined orgasms he’s gonna get, so much overstimulation all the way  
you’ll lose count of it
and just how wet you’re gonna be
is a thing for the history books
taeyong isn’t such a big deal in nct for no reason god gave him every talent 
so great sex is obviously in his repertoire
i think you’re gonna break some records for most fucks per week
you know... guys like lucas taemin kai and baekhyun spend more time wooing and teasing and flirting
but taeyong gets down to business
one glance is enough
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⌈ lucas
— motto: the hottest couple around.
ah, big boy
you really got this man’s attention
doing nothing much at all really
he probably just saw you walking around talking to friends
carrying an impossibly huge veggie burger munching and enjoying yourself after going on a jog
yeah boy that’s how you catch his eye
they say love begins in the stomach and that is the true meaning
or the nose, your food smells really good, lucas is going crazy, he’s seeing stars and shit
anyway
the towering burger isn’t the only thing he wants
lucas cannot get you out of his mind no matter how much he tries to distract himself 
with more good food, movies, games
fooling around with wayv or the superm maknaes, and working out
he’s admittedly... a little himbo head over himbo heels with you the feels got to him
he’s not gonna say it’s a date he’s just gonna invite you just because
to hang out in the kitchen while taeyong cooks and baekhyun comes up with the idea to play twister
imagine lucas with his long arms and legs bending himself all over the place
fighting with kai who almost crashed his shoulders into taemin who avoided the accident quickly
making you lose a round
obviously lucas will hustle until your team wins
mostly because he’s so tall and baekhyun is so small which is a huge advantage when stacking each other over the map
let’s just face it baekhyun only suggested this game to bite everyone’s butts and to see you have skinship with lucas
which is definitely a successful plan of the leader
yukhei is in paradise 
jumping around his room like an oversized bunny after you went home
don’t lie, you fell hard for him as well he’s just such a presence
emotionally, physically
a gentle but persistent giant
he’ll do anything to make your relationship happen once he knows you’re interested
if there’s someone meant to be a boyfriend it’s gotta be him come on
he will cave in after a while and admit he can’t just forget about you 
not gonna lie
your ex is gonna be shaking in his ratty boots
his poor eyes will literally jop from their unexpecting sockets
when he sees lucas hanging out with you
with his shining blonde hair and tall stature, that perfect shapely body, with great fashion on top of that
looking like your guardian angel
man, xuxi really does
pulling you out of your slump that’s been going on for months
and bringing back smiles and a good time he knows how to do that best
and big big hugs of course
you can imagine how soothing and grounded it feels with such huge arms around you
he will make sure that feeling is always there when you need it
because you deserve that treatment
which means he will come over very very often
yeah get ready for how yukhei is a lot more driven than you think just dial and he will be there
underneath the meme surface is someone very determined who really really wants you
yukhei is chaotic good incarnate but in that area he isn’t messing around
his brain is like: “gotta be with her”
on repeat
he must call you, he literally can’t sleep without tying loose ends together as quickly as possible
no second wasted with this guy, even far down the relationship timeline
i really pity your ex 
i mean someone dating any superm member would drive their former partner completely nuts 
but lucas is a special case
he has that kind of look and aura that makes other guys dig themselves into the ground like wiggling worms or cope by fanboying over him
i don’t wanna make this sound like a competition and yet — congrats on your noodly blondie boyfriend alright
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⌈ mark
— motto: two nerds in love.
how to explain this. mark is a perfect balance of a lover, a talker, and a shy bean
with a tendency toward bean
and flicking the bean
you know
cutting right to the chase are we
mark is very invested in pleasing you as good as he can
and defeating his awkwardness
because if we know one thing it’s that he always strives to become better and better like he can’t help it
and isn’t afraid of almost biting off more than he can chew
how many subunits is he part of at this point is it gonna be nct hollywood as well god dangit
back to the point mark doesn’t treat relationships and sex as something static which is a good and rare thing
he does his best and always looks for room to improve
while being very nervous, very bilingual, it takes two languages or more to express what he thinks about you let that sink in
that’s very shaky first date sex while being extremely in love with each other
lucky you
and an afterglow where he plays the guitar for you
that’s so nice 
he can play it while laying down and shit
while singing
not rapping, actual full-fledged serenading
we’ve heard how that sounds in the relay cam
are you dating some kind of teenage heartthrob or something huh
mark will make it very clear he’ll stick around, this bad bitch is here to stay
or actually, he’s a good bitch, don’t misunderstand
mark doesn’t have a lot of edgy in him unless rap is concerned
he’s the kinda guy to get lost in IKEA with 
having a good time 
as often as his schedule permits
you really have to make use of your time together 
this man might as well the busiest idol out there
and you are no different because birds of a feather
you’re both mr. and ms. independent 
out and about very often
so meeting up becomes something special during comeback season
or wait mark always has a comeback going on
which is a double-edged sword but something you both know you signed up for 
which is why you spend a lot of time around NCT dream, 127, and SuperM 
sm’s publicity agents have to work extra hard i’m telling you
a dating rumor is the last thing both of you would need
since you befriend several members you gotta stay on the low as well
but hey the rage of jealous people of the public is nothing compared to the force of nature that is yuta nakamoto
who seriously thinks himself threatened and robbed
in case you are feeling possessive as well...
...you might have to fistfight yuta
to be able to be with mark
who is basically property of osaka at this point
yuta is a scorpio that’s just the way it is
unlike taeyong who wishes his rap buddy the best, yuta kinda wants to be mark’s wingman and see him date, live his best life
but also have mark for himself to fawn over and to adore, to be fascinated by
we get it yuta. bisexual struggles. very understandable
you have to promise in person that mark doesn’t forget about the holy gaming nights with yuta 
which is hilarious since that’s not up to you but mark’s memory
bestie, yuta uses everyone as a scapegoat don’t sweat it too much
regardless you put a weekly reminder on the fridge
so the roaring lion yuta would be pacified
he doesn’t want to lose his sweetheart can you blame him
the ultimate but also most risky solution is obviously inviting yuta for movies 
which will be appreciated but also cause a storm
mark will definitely break a sweat when you start a popcorn war or try to prove who hugs mark the best 
caught in the middle of mayhem is mark lee’s specialty what did you expect
this either ends with murder or a chaotic open relationship down the line
yuta really is attached but who wouldn’t be
it could be worse mark has double the love you know 
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⌈ baekhyun
— motto: you wanna know why i’m your candy?
baby tell me are you ridin’?
in fair verona where we lay our scene...
that baekhyun always wants to woo you — his way, which proves to be very interesting to say the least — is never hard to miss
putting in effort is mochi default mode 
no matter what stage of the relationship you’re in
he might as well regularly serenade you under your balcony in the backyard just because
probably singing ‘baby we can stay up’ and wiggling his ass in all directions because he’s a dirty boy gone wild
yeah. nowadays romeo is twerking instead of feuding with tybalt
that’s good for him and everyone involved
you in particular because you get some very racy eye candy
you know how baekhyun is
at least nobody’s around seeing him put on an 18+ show like that
your little guy is one unhinged fella
if it starts pouring he will grind up and down the next lantern and belt out ‘singing in the rain’
you bet he can do some actual pole dance
he’s strong and bendy you know
and loves to gyrate his whole bag of bones like... he wants to hit you with all the body rolls
in the rain
what a freaky man
but hey you wanna stay up for sure 
doesn’t take long until you beckon him to come upstairs
where the only way to alleviate him of his wet clothes—
oh well he has those roger rabbit vibes and you can’t be mad at it
he will play off all his hormonal antics
baekhyun is hilarious
and so perverted, he can keep up with your spicy idea of playing patty-cake don’t worry
how do i know you’re an extra nsfw kinda person?
who else would like baekhyun
he says juicy things all the time
and does juicy things
yes. finally a couple on eye level indeed. 
when baekhyun asks are you ridin’ you ask how hard 
bruh
this is gonna be fun
and remember
beside handing you sacks of money
his priority is always to make you smile
i’m kidding about the bags but
baekhyun is so rich it’ll show in your relationship, but he’s more about the interactions with you rather than the lifestyle
baekhyun didn’t hustle for a bentley he hustled to sing and get out of sm alive alright
financial stability: important
luxury: very nice to have, he can make you the presents you want to have and travel a lot together
but smiles: baekhyun priority
because he so badly wants to know you love him and adore him, he sometimes feels so insecure
of course you do
you always reassure him with your reactions
it’s very important to him don’t underestimate it
baekhyun has always been talking about his ideal type in terms of how he can cheer her up
so even the naughtiest sexy time evenings are gonna be filled with all giggles
anyway other than that your pussy will be dripping
because this guy is as horny as all other members of super m combined
and you have your ways of leaving him tongue-tied and wrists-tied
taemin’s impact
superm isn’t short of bondage supplies we all know that
so yeah. shibari baekhyun is gonna happen
since he does pilates imagine what kinda shapes you can bend this lil guy into
and take some pictures
privé is in trouble 
bondage model baekhyun is bursting onto the scene
you might even run a risque blog that features cropped pictures with him
heh — you think people will recognize him by his body?
nope
first: you only upload HD pictures that aren’t whitewashed
baekhyun is basically never photographed like that
second: who expects baekhyun to be featured on a bdsm blog with his girlfriend
and this is the guy that drives you around in his expensive car with his big black shades on 
well what can i say
nothing is the way it seems
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⌈ taemin
— motto: i’ll unfold a whole new world for you.
taemin is cocky, he’s sensual, and: a very smiley person as we know
least boring relationship ever
he will prance toward you whenever he can to involve you in cuddles
touch-starved taemin is a thing
kkoong can tell you about it, he needs kisses and embraces so often
might as well pepper him with it no problem
and put him into your oversized sweaters when he eats ice cream on the sofa, watching movies, and you brush his ever-growing hair
he’s smol he’s gonna fit into them don’t worry
and on the other hand he likes a rough and tough girl who thinks of him like a boy toy
who acts tsundere or like his bodyguard
working out almost daily to the point of sweat all over
a gal probably able to pretzel minho lucas and chanyeol into one giant bundle
taemin truly has the taste of a divo
multi-layered as always
so you couldn’t say the relationship is always the same in sentiment, the vibe of the dynamic could be different every day
we love a complex man
what would be volatile to others is actually an advantage up close
because taemin understands every difficult facet of himself and his partner 
even if those facets might be contradictory
or something that’s felt shameful about
he will accept and listen anyway
the same goes for getting what drives you
taemin is like a walking psychology velvet couch with fancy swirls as arm rests
point is he isn’t fooled by the surface of the world
he knows what has to be known
which also means your looks aren’t the part he prioritizes
and not even outward personality and habit is what he’s drawn to
it’s the mentality and values underneath
that’s true compatibility to him and he can feel it
he’s really really smart
and also finds it important that you get along with shinee and superm, that you think they’re nice to be around and vice versa
especially kai as taemin’s absolute bearly bestie. if kai thinks you’re shady and you don’t like kai either
or if you’re permanently super awkward and taemin’s moodmaking doesn’t help
we have a problem
but fair enough
kai and taemin are basically one soul at this point so if taemin likes you jongin does anyway 
bff telepathy
in fact jongin was probably the one introducing you to taemin lmao!
because he knows you go well together instinctively and he is correct
so not to worry then
and it’s good on taemin to think longterm and not see you as a person outside of social interaction y’know
cough cough he thinks about marriage, you might be ms. lee one day
here he goes again taemin is just very mature seeing you as well-rounded in every aspect of life
without letting his dick make the important decisions at the detriment of making this a relationship of two lives not just two bodies only
but obviously don’t assume taemin is no horny devil. we all know he dreams of the freakiest scenarios and fantasies in this whole group
going kinda crazy about the thought of making you cum which he always wants to try with new methods
which occupies his mind more than a big bowl of super spicy noodles which is taemin’s favorite meal so
at the same time taemin junior is definitely the same clingy attention whore as his sparkly owner
limp wrists from all the handjobs on your side
and very swollen lips from giving all that head on his side
this is gonna be interesting
he puts the 6v6 in 69
equals 69v69 am i right
but i’m serious that’s gonna be a lot of oral action
you definitely ask each other about having sex very often, daily if you have the time and find a nice spot
and how on earth do both of you keep your hands off each other sleeping in one bed
taemin is touchy as hell with no shyness, and you squish squeeze and grope this guy like the mochi he is
ah when things go both ways
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Kinktober Day 9: Quiet
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✦ Prompt: Semi-Public Sex ✦ Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader ✦ Warnings: 18+ only - minors do not interact, exhibitionism, language, oral sex (male receiving).
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His body aches as he walks through the corridors of the Compound, wanting nothing more than to collapse into bed after stripping off the grimy uniform that was practically attached to his skin at this point.
It had been eight days and he was pretty sure his thighs were chaffing from the unchanged tactical pants that were coated in sweat, blood, and mud. He was never taking a mission in Thailand with Wilson ever again.
But the Compound is clean and bright and the sanctuary of his room is just a few turns away, as he forces his tired body forward.
It was miraculous that no one had been crowding the jet or loitering in the main space when he walked in. No snide comments of you two have a nice vacation? Hell, not that he was necessarily complaining - not now when all he really wanted was a shower and some sleep.
Bucky can see his door, at the end of the hall, in beautiful sight - only a few steps more and he’ll be free.
“Aarghhh - ”
A hand wraps around his vibranium wrist and pulls him down a side hall. With an arm against his sternum, the hand moves up to cover his mouth as he’s pushed up against the wall.
He blinks, eyes adjusting to the darkness as he stares at you in overwhelming confusion.
“Wha’ th’ fu’k?” it comes out all muffled but you immediately shush him like a disobedient child.
Slowly, your hands drop back to your sides - once you believe he'll behave - as you raise a single finger to your lips.
With a sigh, Bucky widens his eyes and holds his arms out expectantly:
Again, what the fuck? Is what he silently expresses.
You wave your hand, shut up, ignoring him as you pull out your phone, flicking your finger through several camera views. He can’t help but hover curiously over your shoulder as you work through the different live feeds of the Compound.
He hadn't seen you in over a week and this was the reunion he got? Not that it was off-brand for you, but still. But then he thinks, has the Compound been compromised? Did he just walk in and not notice the giant threat for what it was? The fact that none of the team were around didn’t set off any alarm signals for him? Was FRIDAY even online and able to communicate that something was wrong?
Making the faintest of noises; an oh shit, specifically. You press him back into the wall, forcing a shocked gasp from Bucky, just as footsteps come around the corner of the main hallway. Hot puffs of angry air rush from his nostrils - trapped against your palm as you've decided to force him into silence instead of just trusting that he'll stay quiet on his own accord.
Someone’s whistling, taking a purposely leisurely pace. But the steps stop abruptly, just before the side corridor. He has no idea why you’re not letting him move, to get into a tactical stance and prepare for a fight.
And then a blinding white light is shining at the two of you. But you don’t react, barely even registering the flashlight as you continue to stare at your phone while Bucky blocks the light with the crook of his arm.
Clint flips the torch in his hand, clicking it off as he picks up the whistle tone again, continuing down the hallway like he hadn’t even seen the two of you standing there.
Was Barton compromised?
Bucky tries to show his confusion with a more frustrated widening of his eyes and a muffled the fuck sound behind your hand.
Holding up your bright phone screen, a notes app, you have typed out: can’t see us.
He makes a more ridiculous noise, growing impatient with whatever weird game you were currently playing. Bucky was tired and gross and he just wanted to go and lock himself in his quarters for the next twenty-four hours.
With a sigh, you hold up another message after a moment of typing: invisa-shield, stole it from the lab.
And he can see the faint blue circular light sensors on either side of the frame that sends a shimmering projection across the entire entryway. So, that's why you scared the shit out of him a few moments ago - a ghost arm reaching out of nothingness, dragging him into an empty abyss.
Why he bemoans against your warm palm, finding himself at least slightly grateful that this wasn’t another fight he had to prepare for.
Another quickly done message: bored.
Having had enough, he pulls your hand from his lips, huffing an angry breath as he fixes you with an annoyed look.
“And you’re hiding why?”
You shush him again, going for your phone to type, but he just bats your hand, swiping up your phone - out of reach - to tuck it into his back pocket.
Jutting out your hip and crossing your arms, you stare back at him. Bucky only straightens his back, giving you the same treatment in return. Your eyes strain as he squints, waiting to see who’ll break first. And you’re struggling to keep yours open before you finally sigh, blinking a few watery times before grabbing hold of his arm and dragging him further down the short hallway - to the end where a storage cupboard resides.
You allow yourself to rest against the door, having him blocking you from an easy escape.
When you do speak, your voice is barely a whisper - he has to rely on lip reading for almost the entirety of it and it's a real pain in the ass in the unlit space you’ve decided to inhabit.
“Tony hadn’t left his lab in forty-six hours. Went in and swiped this goody when he was pissing in the bathroom. Started a massive hide-and-seek capture-the-flag style game because of it. Did a few alterations to the tech and now it’s going to be nearly impossible to find us. I've been here for six hours now.”
He blinks, “Sorry, us?”
“Well… yeah,” your confused expression reads as why wouldn’t it be?
Bucky shakes his head, stepping back from you, “No. I just got back from a hell trip to the jungle with Wilson and I’m going to go take a shower to try and forget the last seventy-two hours.”
You duck under his arm to move in front of him as he turns to leave, effectively blocking his route to the main hall.
“No, you’re staying with me. You’ll snitch.”
He fixes you with a pointed look, “Sweetheart, you know I wouldn’t.”
You seem to disagree as you push him a little more towards the wall once again.
“Yeah, no. You’re the worst at fibbing when it counts. Oh, what? Me? I didn’t do anything. Am I acting absolutely suspicious? Please, sweetheart. Your poker face is practically non-existent these days.”
Bucky tries to not take that personally, as you walk back towards the entrance of the side hall, scrolling through your phone once again. With a groan, he follows you, pivoting your body with his hands - shoving you against the wall so he can leave.
“Have fun playing your weird game with the team, I’m going to my room. Let me know if you need food or something, okay?”
Glancing up from your phone, “Yeah, I don’t think so.”
Your arm reaches out, grabbing onto and twisting his back. Using the momentum, you push Bucky up against the wall, pressing in against his backside, nipping his earlobe with your teeth.
“Worked too damn hard for this, Buck. Not gonna have you ruin my fun yet.”
And then your grip loosens up, still holding him in place (because he’s allowing you to, let’s be clear).
“Would it help,” your voice turns oddly coy as you blow a gentle puff of air against his exposed neck, “if I did something for you? In return for keeping my hiding place secret?”
He huffs, smirking as he cranes his neck back to look at you.
“Guess it depends on what you’re offering up, sweetheart.”
With a guiding hand, he turns around - facing you with his back now to the wall and you -
“Oh, shit,” he sighs in realization as you drop down to your knees in front of him.
Your hands smooth down the backside of his legs, lust-filled gaze focused on his blushing face.
“This okay?”
He nods, eager and growing harder by the second.
You smile knowingly, swift fingers moving towards the fly of his pants.
“Okay. Let's see how quiet you can be for me then.”
His hardening length is pulled from the tight confines of his clothes as you lean up, giving a quick lick to the tip of the glistening pink head.
Bucky has to stifle a moan with his fist - the sight of you, on your knees, doing that in a place where you could easily be discovered. His dick throbs up into your mouth with interest and you just chuckle softly, letting your hand caress his length all the way down to the base as you ease him into the warm wonder of your mouth, plump lips pulling him in.
The moan you let out when the head of his cock reaches the back of your throat nearly makes his knees buckle. Steadying himself with a hand on your head, he starts easing himself out - savoring every second. The right pace is easy enough to find as you hollow out your cheeks, letting him use your mouth for his own pleasure. Tears prick at the corners of your eyes as you take it all in, filling you up, nudging the back of your throat.
But he’s not going fast enough for your taste, apparently, because you grab the backs of his thighs and force his hips forward. Your nose is in his wiry pubes and you’re struggling to breathe as the aching cock fills your mouth with little mercy.
“Shit, baby,” he groans, losing it over how amazing you look right now.
But then you’re swatting his ass pointedly, a furrowed expression on your brows.
And he doesn’t know why, but then -
“I’m here, Tony. I’m not seeing anything - ”
“Well, that’s her last known location, Cap. Maybe we need to get your eyes checked finally, getting up there in old age.”
Just on the other side of the hidden entrance to the hallway, Bucky locks eyes on his best friend who’s tiredly rubbing the back of his head as he talks through the intercom with Stark.
And he feels himself stumble, his stride failing as the situation of how easily the two of you could be caught finally registers in his mind.
But then you’re there, fully sucking him back down, tongue wrapping around his girth and hitting the underside of his dick just right.
“Oh, fu - ” he slams his hand over his mouth as you send shockwaves of pleasure through his body, barely able to contain himself from screaming.
Steve’s turning your way, staring down the slightly darkened hallway. And Bucky knows, all he’d have to do is walk down it - nothing was stopping him. And he would see - oh, shit - he would see you on your fucking knees, taking him down your throat like the fucking goddess you were.
Eyes looking up at him with adoration and desire as his knees tremble and he feels the familiar pull of his orgasm’s approach. And Steve’s stepping closer, inspecting the hallway a little harder. And you’re tugging on his thighs, making him fill your mouth deeper and deeper as you suck his cock down.
And he can feel it, right fucking there in his lower stomach, a taut wire about to snap. He’s tugging on your hair, to warn you - god, not to stop you. At this point, he wouldn’t care if the entire team was right there watching, he wants to cum now. And he wants to do it down your fucking throat.
You send him a wink, fisting his cock with one hand as you focus on the tip, tongue pressing against the underside of his flared head and it’s only a few more thrusts before he’s shooting hot white stripes down your throat. Barely keeping it together, rumbling moans trapped in his throat, as you take it all. Cum spilling from your pretty lips and down onto your knees.
He’s breathing heavily as you stand up, wiping your mouth with the backside of your hand before you drag him into a heated kiss. And God, he can taste himself on your tongue.
You’re pulling away, tucking him back into his pants with a gentle pat, but all he wants to do is toss you on the floor and devour you. With his mouth or his cock, at this point - he doesn’t care.
“You’re the best,” you say into the kiss, so softly he’s not entirely sure if you even said it. He can feel your hand on his outer right thigh, sliding up and down.
But then you’re pulling away.
“Good luck,” you tap his cheek chummily.
And then you’re leaping up, grabbing hold of the air duct grate - kicking off the wall to jump up into the vent and you’ve got something in your hand and the little blue disks are suddenly zooming past his head and he sees the glint of - wait, was that his knife?
You give a little wave as you shove the vent back in place and -
“Buck?”
He whips his head around towards Steve.
“What’re you…” he walks three steps towards Bucky before stopping and staring at the ground.
Bucky follows his gaze down towards the pile of things he hadn’t previously noticed before. Namely, Stark’s gauntlet, Natalia’s ballet flats, Barton’s bow, and Steve’s…
“Is that… did you take my shield? Seriously, pal?”
Bucky can hear your soft laugh from the inside of the air vent as you crawl away - leaving him to deal with the aftermath of your weird game.
“Uh, funny story,” he coughs into his hand, trying to avoid his friend’s gaze as he feels his own cum leaking through his boxers. Thinking of all the wicked ways he would get you back for this later tonight.
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absolutebl · 3 years
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This Week in BL
Sept 2021 Wk 5
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs.
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Ongoing Series - Thai
Don’t Say No Ep 9 (Line) - It’s my corny af hurt/comfort soap opera that I watch at 1.5x and skip all the sex scenes and Fiat crying, but I like it that way, so there. Yes I am one of those people who only eats the outside of the peanut M&Ms, why do you ask? Episode recaps here. 
Bite Me Ep 5 (Viu & Viki) - sometimes I feel like this show is skipping all the important bits, or having them occur off screen intentionally, like some ancient Greek play. Still, the depth of the feeling understood between the two leads is clearly transferred to us despite that. Are they dating? Sure seems that way. Without anything being actually said about it. It’s oddly magical. I talked a bit about the north/south divide and food as a love language with regards to kao soi in this post. 
7 Project Ep 5 The Breakup Zone (iQiYi & YouTube) - another het installment, so I skipped it. Nash. 
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Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Peach of Time Ep 10 fin - A Korean BL (maybe not BL tho) featuring Thai talent that really went beyond a lot of tropes into interesting territory and allegory in a way only Korea does. I hope we get more collabs like this, perhaps happier than this one next time? RECOMMENDED only if you are prepared for The Sad. Because it is quite sad.  
x Friend or Lover (YouTube) Ep 6 - still waiting on the final of this Taiwanese indie series.  
Love is Science? (BL sub plot on Viki) Ep 14 (aired ep 15) - Taiwanese drama finally got subbed yesterday, so those of us who are waiting seem to be on a week’s delay. The BL couple actually has the most interesting story arc and the most unusual character growth. I’m enjoying how unpredictable these two are. Honestly, they could have gotten their own series with this much story - and now I really want that for after the baby comes. I’m a little sad we didn’t get the coming out in the skate park sequence (LOOK I love coming out drama, especially with sporty friends, it’s a THING), but I also get why the writers are doing what they are with these boys. And the actors sure can handle it. Taiwan at it’s finest.  
Love Is the series (YouTube) Ep 5 - continues to be fine for a V-BL but not all that actually good. 
See You After Quarantine? (Viki) Ep 6, 7 - Taiwanese gameboys with Japanese talent stuck in, what more could we ask? AND THEN they gave us some *thirsty boi* action, great kisses, and charmed the pants off... well... everyone. Taiwan, we don’t deserve you. Honestly, you spoil us. Turns out Aaron Lai is the best wingman any gay Japanese man in quarantine could ask for. Everyone should be watching this. It’s utterly charming. 
The Tasty Florida (Viki) Ep 3 & 4 - this Korean BL so fucking cute. Look it’s formless and too short but simultaneously aching and kinda special-sweet. But Korea has got to settle into something a bit longer for their BL for everyone’s sake. It’s time. Light On Me proved it was possible. I’m not asking for much, just 15 min+ of fresh content with at least a 10 ep arc. 
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In Case You Missed It
Someone dropped K-BL movie cut of 2015′s The Lover series onto YouTube. The series was about 4 different couples all living in the same apartment complex, one of the 4 was a BL plot about a sunshine sweetie Japanese tourist who ends up roommates with a hot shy tsundere Korean boy. It’s 1.5 hours, proving Korea and stretch its BL when it wants to. 
Read more about it here. 
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GOSSIP!
Rumors of OhmFluke to star in new Thai BL Oh! My Sunshine Night. It’s from Newsinfinity Entertainment who announced the casting and showed the couple in workshops. This is this (small) production house’s first BL and they aim to “appeal to to general audiences* with a “broader view of BL that everyone will watch.” Which is code for LOW heat, light gay, soft boys. If this happens I think we can expect this to be Thailand doing Korean-style BL. 
* GENERAL AUDIENCE? Let’s be clear no piece of media will EVER appeal to everyone. Here is the USA “general audience” is code for “families with socially conservative values and children who are still minors” AKA what used to be prime time TV watchers AKA suburbia. 
 The concept is analytically old fashioned and so fractured at this juncture (socially economically spatially politically) that “general audience” is actually impossible to target and it doesn’t really exist. But try telling that to the publicity department. 
We also call this the “Disney live action demo.” (Think Pirates of the Caribbean.) I occasionally refer to them as “the Simpsons.” And they’re about as realistic. All that to say I am VERY suspicious of Oh! My Sunshine Night‘s production house. 
To My Star does seem to be getting a second season, same director, same mains. Korea is much better about executing on its promises than Thailand, but until I see proof of filming or an honest trailer, my favorite boys are staying in the gossip section. I don’t wanna get my hopes up. (Honestly now, how many of you also want an alt reality with these two as a couple but Kim Kang Min playing his long suffering cardiologist intern character from Hospital Playlist? Just me?) 
I reported on Unforgotten Night a while ago. It seems to have been fully cast now, I still think the publicity stills make it look like a joke. But with this line-up I guess it’s even more of an alt answer to KinnPorsche. 
You know that thing that happens in media when suddenly we get multiples of the same style of movie or show at once? It’s now happening with BL. Love triangles. Restaurants. And now mafia. 
Cutie Pie (our arranged marriage Thai BL staring Zee) dropped some wardrobe fitting photo ops. Also... fancy pants sexy suits that fit, so that’s exciting. 
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Starting Soon
My Mate Match from Starhunter should be starting on Line TV next Saturday. Usually, Line has subs relatively quickly and is available internationally. However the fact that the trailer is not subbed and the show is not listed on Line’s site has me nervous. No idea on length of run either. 
Starhunter studio doesn’t have a great track record in general for narrative arcs and this one is not based on a y-novel so could get waffly. This is a roommates love triangle BL about a boy who is looking for one roommate and ends up with two vying for his home and his heart. Stars Jet as the uke lead which I’m pretty happy about as he’s got great comedic timing and is accustomed to BL. He’s opposite two friends/co-actors from Gen Y and other projects, so we know they’re comfortable with each other. They could do great things... if they get a decent script. 
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Next Week Looks Like This:
Some shows may be listed later than actual air date for International subs accessibility reasons.
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Upcoming 2021 BL master post here.
Links to watch are provided when possible, ask in a comment if I missed something.
This week’s best moment?
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the-wayside · 2 years
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One thing I will say is that I love Boun and Prem, so much. But I've seen them hang out and be dorks so much that I really struggle to see them as a couple when they're acting.
Regardless, they're awesome and bringing the premium content about marriage legality in Thailand.
As someone who has had to try to process paperwork for someone after they died and not having the same name as them, despite being related (not queer related fyi), it really is a privilege and a necessity to have legal marriage for all. It is the weirdest worst thing when you're grieving to have people question if you were who you were in that person's life and to face those questions just because of what's inside your pants is disgusting to me. LEGALISE MARRIAGE FOR ALL. EVERYWHERE.
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accio-victuuri · 3 years
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Devil Timeline : GG and Web before the official meeting.
Disclaimer that this is All CPN and nothing is really proven. As with all these things, feel free to disagree. Don’t crack your head open thinking, we’re all just clowning here. some info on here are taken from different sources and others I added in. 
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What is this timeline/theory all about?
This CPN is all about them liking each other as early as 2015-2016. This is different from the love at first sight theory from 2017 & with them keeping in touch till they meet again in 2018. Part of this speculation is that they are ex-boyfriends. Also that Web was punished (what for and if this is even true, we don’t know.) by his company in 2016 before hosting Day Day Up. I don’t buy the ex-lovers part/punishment. My take on this Devil Timeline is that they were lowkey fanboying each other or have a crush on e/o. Where they in contact or have they met? Yes. possibly. 
Plus, It’s not too outrageous to believe that they know of each other. GG is a koreaboo and he most probably heard of UNIQ. Web on the other hand, most likely heard of XNINE. 
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So where are they between 2015-2016?
GG joined the reality program x-fire in 2015 and went on to debut with xnine on 2016 as the main vocalist. Notable acting job was superstar academy. Web on the other hand, was busy with UNIQ. Promoting in Korea, China, Thailand, Brazil and Japan. Notable in 2015 was the release of EOEO. In 2016, he joined the cast of Chinese Odyssey part 3 and was also announced as an assistant host for Day Day Up.
What are some key points to this Timeline? 
1. Love Mole : It all started with this photo. Web holding a picture he drew of someone smiling and with a Mole. A mole on the same place as GG’s.
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Another explanation for this is, he was actually drawing himself. there is a fake rumor that says Web is fixated with GG’s mole because he had one on the same site when he was a kid ; then disappeared over time. It goes on to say that Web jokes that GG stole his mole. (this joking tho was done during CQL shooting).
Recently, you can see in his photos that it’s there again. It’s literally the LOVE MOLE! but yeah, going back -- the delulu interpretation here is he was drawing GG. 
2. GG’s dream lover : 2016, On GG’s vlog for Qixi he talks about a “dream lover” and drew it on paper. He goes on to say that he left the face blank as appearance doesn’t matter- It’s about the feeling.
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Now onto the drawing of GG, bxg compares the features of the figure to Web.
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3. Parallels : Similar posts from 2015-2016. There is not too much out there and we can’t really verify cause of GG’s weibo post restrictions. I can’t find ones aside from the example below cause most of the same posts that we have screenshots of are from 2017 onwards.
On 6/2015, Web posted a picture of himself visiting a spongebob exhibit. On 2/2016, GG shared a picture from his visit of the same place with his friends. It’s too far apart if you ask me and so many people love spongebob, so this could really be a coincidence and not them cueing each other.
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4. How long have they really known each other? : The Usually reserved Web was so open with GG during that 2017 TTXS episode. Remember that Web only started being an assistant host on 2016 and is usually very shy. But he interacted with GG in the simplest way by imitating his gesture. Tho the TTXS bros were the first ones who did it, he went ahead and did the pose too. His smile was also teasing.
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Compare this with their CQL interviews and GG recalling what he said to his bandmate who was scared that it’s Web who he’s gonna battle with.
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I don’t think he said that because he doesn’t know who Web is. Again, it’s too familiar. Like, don’t worry it’s just Web, I know him, he’s good, he won’t kill you. In this interview he proceeds to say that he has faith in his bandmate but after watching Web dance, he knew they could not win. 
Also add Web’s reaction in this interview, trying to wave GG off when he kept on saying he knew of Web for a long time already. 
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GG, you just met in 2017, why are you saying you’ve known him for a very long time? “know of” is such a broad term. It can be you know them personally or because Web has been a celebrity longer , that’s why he knew of him. we are betting it’s the latter.
So if that’s what we’re thinking, then why did he say that he knew they couldn’t win AFTER seeing Web dance. If you’ve been a fan and KNOW who wang yibo is- the first thing you will find is that he is an EXCELLENT DANCER. It doesn’t match up. Unless, It’s really GG who first followed Web’s career?
I can go on and on about things these two have lied about from eggplants to carrots and that waterfall scene. They have a say on what narrative they want to put out in this interviews, whether they honestly forgot things or are actively refusing to give information. It’s up to them what they wanna say. 
5. Love clues from 2015-2016 : 
Web’s ideal type : Suzy from Miss A (which was i guess everyone’s ideal girl in the KPOP world during that time) and Taeyeon from SNSD. I know there are parallels of how Suzy and GG look alike and how Taeyeon is kinda like GG. They are both vocalists and are older than Web. 
GG’s ideal type : He said he wants someone who is gentle but can still stand on their own. Also someone with personality. Plus, he doesn’t care if his other half can’t cook because he will do it. When asked what he will do if him and his friend like the same person, he says if he really likes the person then he will fight for it. 
6. The first table read : This is a new entry based on the BTS released last night. We only had snippets of this when they were joking around but this new video shows more. GG just naturally turns to Web and like he’s done it before. There is still some shyness when they were talking about pants but it doesn’t look like two people who have only interacted today. Especially Web’s demeanor, there is a time or two that he hesitates when joking, but that could be because he is testing the waters. 
There was Absolutely no barriers (from GG) in tapping Web’s back a couple of times. If I’m a stranger just watching this, I’ll tell you these two have known each other for quite some time. Not just from that 2017 meeting and beyond.
7. A 2016 drawing - Over the years, we have learned that GG, like many artists put clues in their drawings. with things up to interpretation, as most of the time, he does not explain things outright. One BXG pointed out this drawing he made of a heart + bunny + cat. the Bunny is obviously him, so, love with a cat? Plus the look of the cat, like it’s looking at an innocent bunny. I know power dynamics between the two is a complicated topic, BUT---- 
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8. WILDCARD: I know this is a popular fake rumor out there but we don’t really have evidence. No picture and I don’t have a screenshot of a fan account. It says GG went to a Uniq fanmeet on 6/22 in Guangzhou cause he wants to research about idols. This is before he went on xfire. The date 6/22 matches with the 622 coincidence. Consider this as fanfic but this lives in my mind.
That’s it. feel free to add thoughts or some other info you have about this timeline cause I’m sure that I don’t have it all. It feels so good to finally put this out because it’s been sitting on my draft for some time T.T. I am sure there are other explanations for this timeline.This is all CPN anyway. Please don’t take seriously. 
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How to defeat transphobes quickly.
Phase I: Transphobia was created by the Patriarchy, like misogyny was.
The main two books to do this with is:
The Creation of Patriarchy by Gerda Lerner
Caliban and the Witch: Women, the Body and Primitive Accumulation by Silvia Federici.
And this is dead easy to support.
See transphobe’s heads explode. You see, if you haven’t read my profile I majored in Anthropology and concentrated it in systems. That’s sexism, ableism, anti-LGBTQIA, etc. Granted, I was interested in it in kindergarten after getting bullied and getting insufficient answers.
So limited land and men’s need for prestige caused men to try to find reasons to try to take land from women. But in order to define what women were, they needed to create a strict binary. In order to create a strict binary, they had to throw out the existing trans people. (Who, BTW, existed pre-Christian times.)
With needing to own land, then you need someone to work the land. This is where the ableism comes in. Who will inherit the land? Men, but you need to prove your fragile male virility. And will disabled people do who may not be able to work the land? NO. And can you allow your descendants to show they are gay? Eff no. I mean, you need to show off your big D--- and show the equipment work by *gasp* making sure your children reproduce so you have a legacy. --;;
That’s trans down. That’s the disciplining of women. That’s the disciplining of LGB. And then intersex. Obviously you, great patriarchal male is going to called someone intersex “disabled.” And now disabled.
OK. Racism, comes also from land owning. You have to look at Moors and Mongols for that one. OMG, it’s more misogyny. Can’t have women having those dirty Moor or Mongol babies.
BTW, I’m not saying that the systems act the same CURRENTLY, but I am saying the root of the problem is exactly the same. Stupid ass male fragility And Boy do I have historical examples.
The history of anti-LGBTQIA and anti-women are tied CLOSELY in history. The downfall of one always comes with the downfall of the other. Should we start listing historical events?
Korea: Imjin War--Downfall of women and LGBTQIA
Early Christianity was disciplined: Downfall of women and LGBTQIA
China: (every time they’ve done it historically and in contemporary times.) Discipline women and LGBTQIA
Imperialism spread the hatred into other regions... Notably India, Australia, New Zealand, and the Americas. What happened? Europeans disciplined women and LGBTQIA.
The binary was made to suppress women, but in doing so, they also suppressed everyone else.
What happens is either the transphobe gets so upset they block you, because they realize on some level the root of their hate has the same origin as hating trans people (and everyone who doesn’t own vast tracks of land they plan to give to super privileged sons)... thus they are hating themselves, or they go into a ranty fest trying to attack you, because they can’t attack two cishet white women on their theses that are widely accepted by academia.
Phase II: You’re being Eurocentric Racist.
Also, you can all them racist since they refuse to recognize third genders from other locales. Such as: Indonesia, Bugis, India, Thailand, Angola, Kenya, Plain Indians, etc.
If they start with “But clothes” you can ask them the difference between a robe and a dress. All the dictionaries say a dress is what a woman wears. There is no difference. And Hula skirts, sarongs, kilts, etc are skirts.
Heels were invented for horseback riding, so men should be wearing them.
And pants are for horseback riding.
Lace was originally a prestige item for men.
Eyeliner were the original sunglasses.
So anything women have worn, men have too. Calling out my PoC transphobes. This works well when you point out such notions came from white imperialism. Usually you can find third genders in their country of origin and argue about how much transphobes hate their definition of gender.
Phase III: The Biological Argument. I think this is easy. Scientific American, Nature, the DSM VI, Psychology Today, Anthropology, don’t back them. As soon as you point out there are XXY humans and humans who don’t have their expressed gender by chromosomes, they start flipping out and sputtering. They don’t have much left because the reputable magazines have turned against them.
They might pull out the “Disability” argument and “the majority”
Then you ask them what if the person is born with both? Which also happens. Persistent Müllerian duct syndrome. What are they,then they pull out the chromosome argument... Swyer syndrome Klinefelter syndrome and present to them the weird world of biology that doesn’t care for human rules. Culture exists to create rules about nature that nature always overturns. One less Chromosome: nature is like, sure-- let’s try that. Turner syndrome.
When they get to “They should not exist” in their argument you hit them with the Eugenics questions. Do you support Hitler? Hitler’s Germany who supported positions like sterilization... https://www.jstor.org/stable/4397988 Phase IV: Their feminism is behind and dates to the 1960′s Second wave White feminism.
At this point since they can’t argue about statistics... say the whole bathroom argument: https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/politics/stats-show-assaults-dont-happen-in-bathrooms/275-126572739
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/06/health/trans-teens-bathroom-policies-sexual-assault-study/index.html
Also numbers from RAINN: https://www.rainn.org/articles/lgbtq-survivors-sexual-violence
Or the Sports argument: https://www.aclu.org/news/lgbtq-rights/four-myths-about-trans-athletes-debunked/
And then hit them with: Is this the biggest concern that feminists have?
They will try to hit you with, “You don’t care about women” argument. And this is where you hit them really hard. Argue along the lines their feminism is out of date, is filled with ignorance about the creation of the Patriarchy they are trying to dismantle, and only dates from the 1960′s, and so who doesn’t care about women, you or them? Women moved on, you can argue. There was Third wave feminism: Which argued for the inclusion of LGBT, intersectionality and PoCs. Also lead by black women, including Black transwomen. Stonewall was started by black trans women and black lesbians TOGETHER. So are they saying the activism that black women did was irrelevant and they prefer white feminism and global impacts?
There is Fourth wave feminism, which included masculine fragility, Asking about how to talk through flexibility for boys which would solve a lot of the issues from the binary they are so paranoid about coming from trans people, rather than directing it towards the aggressors and solving the problems with masculine fragility in the first place.
Arguing this will make them really upset, because by this point, no arguments are left. They can’t name call you, you’ve laid out facts about their transphobia supporting the Patriarchy, and said their feminism is behind, and that their statistical basis is wrong. They got nowhere to go except try to find ways to attack you, such as “you weren’t listening to me at all.” or personal attacks, in which case.... Phase VII: Psychology. The last bit you should know is most transphobes don’t seem to have hobbies outside of social media. And they are looking for peer adulation, so don’t care abut correct facts. Most of them on twitter are unemployed, come off slightly antisocial, and don’t seem to have other social skills. A lot of them, flip out when you disappear for a few seconds, a few hours, go off and do a job. And the ones that defend She-who-should-not-be-named, don’t seem to be familiar with any of her work or writings. So ask them the following: Do you have a job? Don’t you have hobbies? You don’t have face to face people you can talk to that like you? And a lot of them will go poof, the other percentage will accuse you of not having the same, in which case you can assert you do, and they should work on that and if they need help, you know that therapy is available to help with such things. And I haven’t found a single one *yet* that can fire back. The amount of posts and retweets, etc is always screaming they don’t do anything else besides social media. They don’t have better things to do. They want peer approval and attention, so shine a light on their weakness. Asserting you have time outside of social media works.
Conclusion: Personal attacks? Report them.
That said, if people are going to hate, they are going to hate anyway. But at least inform them their hate comes from something they don’t own: Vast tracts of land to be passed down to mostly white cishet abled men. Hate is so uncreative and generally has the same origin. If we could only cure male fragility.
The reason they hate is because hate feels like control, but as the old saying goes, hate can consume you. And the more that you try to feel control through hate, the more you try to find you lose control, and thus hate more. And then you come back to hating yourself and your own in spectacular fashion. Hate also tries to punch at the weakest people because it is not brave. Can’t punch at men? Punch at trans people. Usually transphobes try to bait people in order to exhaust them. In which case, bait them back to let them spout their full transphobia. Don’t be transphobic, just set the trap, so you can hit that report button and let the platform ban them. I did say I read the Art of War several times and Machiavelli’s The Prince several times.
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