who up wanting to abandon their physical form

Three M⊕r†is for Sweet Revenge

The z a

i do declare they are smoking that shit

happy 413 homestuck number day etc etc now look. the interesting thing about spades slick is that he alone out of all the versions of jack noir managed to develop emotionally beyond “born to kill universe is a fuck 19383727 kids dead” and “if i just murder enough people maybe i can satiate my hatred for all creation and utter boredom with reality.” now im not saying slick isn’t a ultra violent mass murderer because he is. the difference is slick has actual purpose in life beyond wanting to mindlessly kill people for the shits and giggles— he made a fucking city! he partook in creation despite the fact that he’s supposed to be diametrically opposed to it! he’s got a crew to run and needlessly complex heists to plan! spade slick avoids bec noir’s ennui and eventual exhaustion by actually doing something with his life, by actually working towards something productive rather than just trying to subsist off the temporary catharsis of mass murder forever. he is the most actualized jack noir in the sense that he is the only on to go beyond his base instincts and actually create something of value for once.

and the tragedy is that it’s all for nothing. every true spades slick scholar knows the line “nothing left to lose, or live for” but i think it’s worth unpacking what this actually implies— that being, slick is actively trying to end his life in cascade rather than just wanting to settle his score with sn0wman and not caring about the consequences. everything he has ever done has just been part of an LE-typical long con to get all his friends killed, get him into the exile vault, get him to doc scratch, and eventually put him into a position where he has absolutely nothing left and into a headspace where he thinks he might as well be dead anyway. he did literally everything he could have done right as part of the game— helped the players, rebuilt society, aided creation— and yet in the end was still fucked over harder than anyone has ever been fucked over before or since. sorry slick you’re going to be replaced with the version of you with no emotional development at all. sorry slick. but after all, who would ever mourn a jack noir?

tl;dr spades slick is the most tragic character in all of homestuck. WV is a close second but only because he was a grown ass man and a traumatized war veteran and then the narrative decided to make him davekat’s dog

i think about this so often honestly.

break it down, mr calhoun

ford instantly recognizing fiddleford 30 years later despite him looking completely different 🤝 fiddleford immediately being able to tell when fords being possessed even though he isnt supposed to

he's bite sized

fall out boy + pete wentz + names

Just One Yesterday, I Don't Care, Pete Wentz Blog Post (archived), Just One Yesterday, Irresistible, Pete Wentz Blog Post (archived), So Much (For) Stardust, The Pros And Cons Of Breathing, Pete Wentz Blog Post (archived), Saturday

job interviews are so fucking evil i'm so stressed for literally no reason

peeta doodles

I don't like to make fun of art styles or say oh haha this is cringe or this is obviously x or y but i'm going to make an exception in saying that that dumb fuck coffin game has the exact type of art style you would expect of Incest Shock Value I'm So Quirky (Depicted As Sexy)

came home early and 😶

The only way out is through (accepting the fact that mine and my roommate’s definition of a clean bathroom differs somewhat)