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when you say you're unlucky do you mean like a "I lost hydraulics and crashed in the formation lap" or "I kept it clean at the start, went from p17 to 12 and then a tyre, as though sent from God, struck me down in a biblical, guided missile way"
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bro i found out i have an ancestor named Septimus. which branch of the Black family tree am i sitting on rn
#what the everloving fuck#walburga baby what is u doin#lanas crying again#harry potter fanfiction#sirius black
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Thinking tonight about how howie mandel asked rhett and link what’s the weirdest thing they’ve put in their mouth and rhett’s immediate answer was “well not link’s dick that’s for sure” like what was your point there rhett? Why was that on your mind? Are you trying to let link know… what? That you’re bummed you *havent* put his dick in your mouth? What a fucking insane thing to say !
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
WHAT IS THE IS?? PETA WHAT THE HELL
#PETA WHAT THE HELL#peta#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#twitter#twitter stupidity#what the fuck#what the fuck???#what in shit is this#I’m bamboozled#Literally so furious right now#what the everloving fuck#??????
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Oh they were absolutely INSANE for this!!!!
#what the everloving FUCK#THE CHEMISTRY#motherland fort salem#talder#tally x sarah#tally craven#sarah alder#general alder#lyne renée#jessica sutton#yes i know i'm behind but i just saw this scene for the first time and#i can't BREATHE#i needed to yell about it#the way alder looked at tally’s lips and tally’s breath stuttered#PLEASE
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finished BBC Jekyll and my god. what? what the fuck did i just watch? im at a loss for words i dont think ive seen a show so bad in my life. who let moffat write this? who approved this? WHY DOES THIS SHOW HAVE GOOD REVIEWS ON IMDB
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#loki season 2#screaming crying throwing up#WHAT THE FUCK#THIS EPISODE WAS FANTASTIC BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT#what the everloving fuck#OH MY GOD
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ask dee tomorrow about christian and nando. u won't be disappointed
shes sleeping @sebsrainbowbicycle but lemme tag her and get rid of this ask so we can all forget about this cursed series of words in a true manner of adhd fucks
aka i will block you
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And all I want to ask is: why
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Have just returned from Matilda's first puppy class, with an outfit I've previously had excellent experiences with, and I am furious and sufficiently baffled that I want to know if there is any way I'm missing something remotely reasonable, possibly as mediated through an inappropriately confident and poorly trained instructor. Or possibly just something new and incredibly dumb, IDEK. Baseline assumption is that this guy is puffed up on his own credentials*, insecure and inappropriately prescriptive about it, and that the broader company has fucked up on placing him with a class and/or that he's gone rogue in some way. If not, I want to know before I go lose my shit tomorrow morning when I call the school.
So, trainers of dogblr, can I get thoughts and opinions on:
an exercise involving holding two puppies firmly around the chest, marching them up to one another face to face on handlers' knees, and holding them nose-to-nose for 3sec; then turning one puppy so they're nose to tail for 3sec, then reversing and holding them nose to tail the other way 3sec, then cookie and retreat--this under the auspices of "teaching greeting behavior". Came with ignoring any signals of puppies not wanting to participate in this frankly batshit exercise and not modifying anything for variations in puppy age or range of development; I think the class is for 8weeks thru 14 weeks but we got delayed a week by the Snows. This alone had me ready to nope the fuck out and call next day. This exercise was apparently important enough to do twice.
An exercise holding puppies in a "relaxed puppy hold" (after the "greeting" exercise, mind you) in which the instructor described a few calming signals and then said that you want to actively see those things in the puppies because they are "signs the dog is calming itself down" as opposed to signals of discomfort or stress. Encouraged puppy handlers to hold the puppies firmly until they see calming signals "because that is how puppies learn to calm themselves down." No concept of stress thresholds or how to handle a dog beyond its threshold introduced.
Prescriptive insistence not just that puppies should sleep in the crate (totally fair; Matilda sleeps crated and will at least until six months) but that the crate should be located outside the bedroom to "teach the puppy where it is in the hierarchy". One person raised his hand and asked "if things are going fine, there's no real crying in the crate, and it's in the bedroom--can it stay there?" and was told in no uncertain terms no.
Relatedly, one person asked how to tell the difference between frustration whining and a puppy that actively needs to go out and pee. He informed the person that he expected everyone to "be able to tell the difference in the way they sound" and that real need to go outside had more of a whining quality. I suggested that if you can't tell, you should try taking the puppy outside to pee for ten minutes and taking it back inside afterwards. He "corrected" me that if the puppy DOES pee, it has earned its freedom! and otherwise it goes back in its crate! (My dude, Matilda has not earned her freedom at six in the fucking morning when she warbles to go out and pee. She has earned the right to go out and pee with her tiny baby bladder.)
Like, am I missing something here?! There was exactly one exercise involving practicing not jumping for a cookie that was any use at all, and there was zero free play time at all. Restraining the puppies got about three times as much emphasis as the fucking name game. And there was absolutely zero room for variation in household rules or variation in how puppies were handling various exercises--this in a class with puppies ranging in age from probably 9 to 14 weeks!
Christ on a crutch, I'm pissed off.
*(a degree in psychology and neuroscience, apparently, which are... uh, the depts I work in as a postdoc at the local university, so go the fuck off I guess and if I ever tangle with that motherfucker again I'm going to say so)
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So, I got Garridebsed at the store today,
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So not only did they take his car, as humiliating and fucked up as that was, Logan is going to be driving a repaired chassis that he did NOT break until Miami because his chassis will be given to Alex. Williams is not a serious institution. All those excel jokes aren't funny anymore, this team is just backwards as fuck
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Write about how much you wanna kill /plan to kill [insert political figure here] online and see how kindly the Feds treat you. What are you gonna do ? Cry about how you're being persecuted for thoughtcrime by big meanie jackbooted thugs? Whine about "it's just a fantasy uwu"?
So you admit you’re on the feds’ side? Not just in this but in general? Genuinely do you fucking hear yourself? What the fuck is your point here?
#what the everloving fuck#anon hate#askbox#swearing cw#legalism#bc I need to shove this into *something*…….. holy shit
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okay so @bradleyssweetheart 's pinterest really said "fuck you in particular, alex!" and I let out a gasp so loud i'm sure miles himself heard it
#WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK#also let me know if u want me to delete this post#i just absolutely blanked so fucking hard at these#how is he REAL#THE PUPPY?#sedate me#alex talks#alex is feral#<- new tag just for him
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Taking the gloves off (Get it??)
Half way through the first season of Mayfair Witches, and nothing has gotten any better. Rowan is still weak, slowly wandering through every episode. Her constant state of confusion is only made worse by a collection of extended family who would rather chew the scenery than be the slightest bit helpful. Lasher is simply menacing, without any purpose. The biggest contribution Ciprien has made is “eggs Sardou”. …and we STILL don’t know what is going on.
This could have made a passable attempt at supernatural drama, but it is instead little more than a failed, flaccid reimagining of The Witching Hour that maintains no continuity with the source material. …other than being set in New Orleans and Rowan as the “designee” of the Mayfair legacy.
If you are interested in the story, read the books instead. Not because of a whiny “the books are better” (which they are, but that’s not the point), but because they are completely different. The story is different. The characters are different. It is interesting. It is coherent. It makes sense. It is worth the effort
There’s a reason why Rotten Tomatoes (as of 30-JAN-2023) shows a score of 44 and 58
#disappointed#what the everloving fuck#someone didn’t read the book#it’s a fucking emerald not a key#four hours of my life I won’t get back#how not to adapt a book#mayfair witches#amc+#rowan fielding#rowan mayfair#lasher#cortland mayfair#ciprien grieve#anne rice#the witching hour#the lives of the mayfair witches
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I LOVE YOU
NO I LOVE YOU. STOP MAKING EPIC 7-15K ISH CHAPTERS LOOK SO DAMN EASY. (i know it must have been a lot of love and crying and sighing but boyyyyyy do you make it look graceful)
this is me trying to get through chapter 4 while you're posting another 30k and upping the word count of your FREE STORY to 117k.
WTF. MWAH.
#like honestly my love#what the everloving fuck#all i'm doing is writing my spooky fic and taking a break to read your first son epic#ok and working too#and eating and sleeping#but who cares about those#asks answered
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