It's so weird to be disabled and have able-bodied people be jealous of you because "you don't have to work".

Like, homie. My body doesn't work. My brain barely works. You don't want this.

is anime piano tiles actually a real thing

He knows what he's doing. Someone tell him to stop being so HANDSOME JEEZ

bruh they canceled Legacies, Charmed and Dynasty in one day WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS

31 SONGS YOU ARE SO INSANE MISS SO FUCKINF INSANE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED SONGS FROM INFINITY ON HIGH. AND MIKEY WAY WAS THERE?? WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN IN CHICAGO!!!!

what the fuck do u mean it’s 8pm and that means i’ve been thinking abt hc phil literally all day

" (...) But the chief priests and elders persuaded the crowds to ask for Barabbas and to have Jesus put to death. “Which of the two do you want me to release to you?” asked the governor. “Barabbas,” they replied."

"*gasp* just like bolsonaro and lula..."

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

I was rewatching hbomberguys ROBLOX_OOF.mp3 to escape the horrors (as you do), when I noticed something.

Tommy Tallarico released at least two CDs with songs hbomberguy mentiones (because they contain music by Joey Kuras with tiny credits). Printed on the cover for The Terminator's soundtrack is Tommys name, Tommy V. Tallarico.

I wondered: what does the V stand for?

I remembered that Tommy signed a court document which hbomb also brought up.

The V in Tommy V. Tallarico stands for

ANDREW????

page of him, colored and not cus i love the lines as they are teehee

just saw someone on a self shipping post say to not use the word "obsessed" to describe their feelings for their f/o bc it's harmful to those with ocd and as someone with severe ocd please shut the fuck up and go outside oh my god

with context this page becomes so fucked up on many, many levels

LUCIFER!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS SO AMAZING I CANT STOP REWATCHING IT

WHY IS HE SOOOO FUNNY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHAT THE HELLL he literally does try to resist you at first BUT HE JUST GAVE UP BY THE 3RD BOND KDSJFHKJDWBGJKLSFBKLJHBVKJB

literally the craziest possible thing to say to your boy best friend