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oh no my obsession with hannibal and cannibalism as a form of love and devotion has cost me everything. and by everything i mean my fUCKIGN SANITY.
#kallie why don't you form meaningful relationships???#well i dont know DEBRA#maybe its because i see love as something so intimate that its akin to handing someone the knife for them to CARVE YOUR GUTS OUT#maybe its because i am obsessed with being loved so deeply and so flawlessly that id rather not love AT ALL#personal#kallie rants#i think it's the autism actually#hannibal nbc#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy#hannigram#kuroshika.txt
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hot butch coworker who put a sticker on my hat already has a girlfriend I hate this stupid baka life
#wish I lived somewhere with no queer people cus then I'd have an excuse for being single. my mom was like 'well there's plenty of dykes#around here too if there's no boys you like' like A) Debra I dont think you should say that around people that arent me and B) YES I KNOW#but they're all DATING EACH OTHER !!!#<- anyway /j I know I have it relatively good re: surrounded by queers
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I also need to clear some stuff about boycotting again.
So whats boycotting?
withdraw from commercial or social relations with (a country, organization, or person) as a form of protest.
Why do we boycott certain things?
Let's take this Israel-Palestine conflict for example. In this one sided war, many nations, celebrities, famous brands are in support of Israel. This is not just saying "I stand beside Israel". They have a huge huge impact of this genocide.
***Many nations who support Israel are helping them in international congress. United Nation is helpless because the USA is in support of Israel. Those nations help with military support and supply war machines.
***useless celebrities, when they write a long post on social media sugar coating Israel may brain wash thousands. We all look upto celebrities right? There's been many proffs that Israel has been paying many celebrities to support them.
***famous brands: whether clothe brand of food brand, they have been supplying their product to Israel and of course they are being commissioned. For example Starbucks.
Now, why do we boycott?
Since boycotting is a form of protest, if you unfollow a certain celebrity or stop buying from a certain store they'd be forced not to support the wrong party. If they don't already support the right side, we might as well need to force it down their throat.
NOTE: IM NOT SPREADING HATRED TOWARDS ANY PARTICULAR NATION, CELEBRITY OR BRAND ( heck I am). BOYCOTTING DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO HATE THEM. IGNORE THEY EXIST FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND THEYLL COME AROUND.
Again. Dont boycott someone who didn't do anything. You should be sure about that person of brand being absolutely d***. So here's a list I made to help you guys out. It will work if we stand our ground.
Products:
Hp. Siemens. AXA( insurance) Puma. SodaStream. Ahava. Sabra. McDonalds. Apple. American eagle.
Celebrities (I'm sure half of them don't even know the full story, now they will)
Gal gadot. Dwayne johnson. Sonam kapoor. Kangana ranaut. Natalia portman. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Courtney cox. Justin beiber. Josh gad. Florence pugh. Liev Schreiber. Katy perry. Mark ruffalo. Jerry Seinfeld. LeBron james. Tom brady. U2. Guy oseary. Amy Schumer. Barbra Streisand. Amar’e Stoudemire. Sarah Silverman. Bar Refaeli. Ronen Rubinstein. Madonna. Floyd Mayweather. Andy cohen. Jamie lee. Debra messing. Sarah silverman. Kris jenner. Mindy kaling. Meghan McCain and many more
Nations: well you know them. I dont need to say it
#basic human rights#humanization#save palestine#save the children#save humanity#islamic#israel#palestine#islam#welcome to islam#gaza genocide#free gaza#gaza strip#gaza
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Leverage Redemption Log: The Pyramid Job
Well either we're going to Egypt (not in the budget) the louvre (not in the budget) or a Bass Pro Shop (in the budget, unlikely).
That or its an MLM.
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Woman is telling her MLM bosses about how she needs to leave the MLM. They tell her success is definitly on the way.
Huh an MLM that has a return policy. (i mean its definitely a shit policy that scams them but thats better then most MLM's)
And they reverse psychology the woman back into the pyramidcult.
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Scene opens with a person in an old london flat-cap getting thrown into a container of hay by Elliot. (this guy is so london that i'd be suprised if this doesnt somehow tie into the "Sophie Backstory" that is being slowly woven into the season-arc.)
Pick London Tweeds pocket full of diamonds, fund a school, pay off debts. Denouement for an off-screen adventure.
Huh, im right. Its just not the same guy but this "Billie the Gent" fellow is also wearing a flatcap (and this guy is even wearing something tweed-like)
So i assume this scene is taking place in a London warehouse (the beautiful thing about warehouses, they're pretty standard regardless of geographical location. No need for expensive on-location shots)
Billy is worried about his daughter (she was a baby when Sophie sent him and Arthur to prison)
Elliot dated someone who bought the product.
Billie is doing a bit of a guilt trip, and Elliot doesnt trust him. So expect a third-act betrayal of some sort.
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Con starts in-medias-res.
Breanna is an accountant. She does not like how much firewalls they've put around comic sans slideshows of babies.
The point of the Con (at least for now): Get a virus on the server. Automated "return true" to all attempts at a refund.
I dont think that the people working at the datacenters of an MLM are usually in the "level"-based structure.
So we need a Diamond key... well if they're all on the funky little wristwatch-drives like Saphire here has? Thats a simple Parker Pickpocket. (seems that she's thinking along the same lines).
Also daily, streams from the boss bitch? Thats gonna make a return, and knowing the standard Leverage MO: That is gonna be her Confession Cam
Sophies scheme for Richard: Divide and conquer by convincing him he needs some more Toxic Masculinity in his life. But like, only a smidgen. So its a Harry job, not an Elliot.
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Sophie arrives at the cult-fundraiser thing. (Parker is in situ as waitstaff)
Thank god this show is willing to drop the C word. (Cult. Though though the other one might be apropriate as well)
Ok so apparently the company just steals downlines whenever they want?
Richard exists stage to let Debra shine. Do some pseudo-inspirational brainwashing.
We have found Billies daughter Miranda.
Parker offers up the Venezuela Protocol.
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Operation Bromcom is initiated. I do not like the Tom Selleck stache on Harry.
Bromcom makes it into Phase 2 no problem.
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Debra reads through Sophies accent and really puts her on the spot, also she puts the spots on her. Cut for comercial as if Sophie doesnt have an earpiece.
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Ok we're not even bothering with the earpiece, Sophie is just gonna StageCultBS her way out of this.
But yeah Debra is onto Sophie. Which isnt really a problem? (Sophie is only here to keep an eye on Miranda and create an opening for Parker to do her thing. Being in the spotlight is kind of the point)
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Back with Breanna, Saphire very much is starting to see the dawning light Re:Pyramids. It's far from noon yet but its definitly twilight.
Ronald has a real "they've got skulls on them" moment when he sees the Teletubbies sunbaby on a giant pyramid in the logo.
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Sophie has Parker feign a pregnancy. (she named the kid after Hardison)
And we've just (temporarily) screwed over Miranda. (look there are no stakes here)
Seriously how many glass pyramids are on this table Miranda is standing at?
"I dont have a tissue but you can use my sleeve". 10/10.
Well looks like Parker has succesfully convinced Miranda to leave.
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Meanwhile Billy is talking on the phone with someone in a foreign language.
Meanwhile Elliot, not involved in our Con, is keeping tabs on Billy. Turns out Elliot can see a narrative throughline when its in his face and is gonna punch it out of Billy before the concequences of Sophies past come to blow our heroes' faces off.
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Back with Harry, Parker tells him to play the "manly emotional insecurity card". ("If only my dad had been able to tell me he was proud of me when he was still alive")
Richard has a safe and Parker is ready to go. (so we're switching Diamond-bracelet targets from Debra to Richard)
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Back with Elliot, Billy is remniscing about old times. (turns out food works just as well as punches)
He doesnt trust Sophie, but also he doesnt have any grudges against her. (he understands that she didnt sell him out, he was going down anyway and he doesnt resent her, unlike Arthur)
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Back at Cultcon, Sophie is being politely interogated by Debra. (Debra sees a kinship/rivalry i think?)
Oh i see. (perhaps a bit late). its a maternity cult, about parenthood.
And Sophie was always very maternal basically taking all of 2 episodes before becoming an all-out mom to Parker in the OG run.
We're about to drop the "you abandoned your child" revelation aren't we? The narrative throughline of the season isnt the Duke she married, its the current duke/duchess that's gonna be the season finale.
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Back to Breanna and Robert,
turns out the cheap bracelets cost 200 USD. Also he wants to play Jazz.
Breanna knows where the Yes Virus needs to go (penthouse computer)
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Parker tells Harry to move it like a madagaskan lemur.
Gold bars, land title deeds in Uzbek... (close enough to russia that it might have been a something Billy was covering up. Except then a reveal that Elliot knows he wasnt speaking russian cause Elliot speaks Russian.)
Oh god he's working with Billy. Thats our 3rd act complication isnt it? (yes a "sophie had a child" reveal would be a twist but it wouldnt be a complication to the con. But a betrayal by Billy...)
Richard challenges Harry to a duel. (who has spotted the bracelet. its in the mancave.)
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Oh Sophie is doing exposition about Nate, i thought we were gonna get into the Duke. (Or it could be both)
Richard just knocked Harry's earpiece out (quick, tell him its a hearing aid. You've spent too much time around loud cars and payed the price. He'll fall for it!)
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Back from commercial, It seems Harry is going for the lie i came up with (im starting to really get feel these writers)
Parker is compromised with her fake belly, and unfortunately Richard isnt buying the hearing aid story (worth a try)
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Breanna is so pissed that Harry's sword-fighting a viking and she's stuck as an accountant. (Ronald has gone home, grabbed his trumpet, returned to tell Breanna and now he's off again)
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"your brandy is watered down and your cubans are fake" hitting him where it hurts him most.
Harry gets to catch punch out a guy with a sword and catch a thrown axe with his shield. He's really getting into Phase 4.
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Meanwhile back at Sophie, we're she's stalling for time with expositiondumps to Debra.
And the clock strikes (i think it was 4?) and Sophie turns the tide from reluctant admisions of past trauma to goading and baiting Debra into a confession.
Oh she's calling for security after she just confessed to her actions on her own daily livestream? I do wonder what'll happen when we get back from commercials
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So yeah she was on broadcast (cause of course)
Breanna used Harry as a distraction to put her virus on Richards Wristband (man, if only Debra hadnt insisted on a Nuclear Missile-type 2-key situation she could've stopped all the returns from happening right now)
Harry runs into the Denouement looking like a fool because someone has to explain the logistics of the financial fallout (also he put in a call, the repoman works fast)
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Back at the theatre the Selleck Stache has been glued to a mixer.
Parker is keeping the baby, and Harry is keeping the armor (it reeks but its probably expensive)
Richard spilled some beer in the car (which, is anticlimactic as far as "you ruined my car for the mission" jokes go), and Richard is playing jazz outside the theatre.
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YES I KNEW THAT IT WASNT RUSSIA! It was the Uzbek deed after all!
So our next mark is presumably this Ramsey guy. (if he's into runways, he's probably a plane-based smuggler)
Final camera pan upwards to a devil-like statue. (not a Gargoyle as it isnt a waterfeature, and its mouthes and orifices are closed so it also isnt a grotesque)
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I used to be so frustrated with people not understand the twins when to me its obvious why they act the way they do, but you mentioning neurodivergent people understand bc they go through the same thing made me realize neurotypical people just?? Dont get it?? It kind of blows my mind but they truly just do not understand. It makes sense now
Neurotypical people are less aware of the nuances that ND people experience in processing... well, everything. If someone reacts in a way they don't expect (i.e. in a way that is "abnormal"), they don't know how to address it properly.
For example, NT people may think that laughter = happiness. So if a ND person starts laughing when they're anxious or overstimulated, NT people don't think "oh this is a bad thing and you are in distress." Why would they? Nobody acts like that on purpose, because it's seen as bizarre. It's isolating to act natural when you're ND, because it doesn't fit the mold of "good social behavior."
I don't mean this in a "we can't all be neurotypical, KAREN" way but in a "I wish NT society realized just how many people are ND so that we could coexist better." Masking is so, SO exhausting. Seven couldn't keep his up any more. ND people tend to travel in packs and thus experience more facets and possibilities for human behavior, so I think that's why ND people recognize those signs in Seven far easier than NT people.
I just wish people would stop accusing ND folks, especially autistic folks, of being "bad at socializing" because ASD people "don't understand social cues." Maybe a hidden rulebook that you can only access if your brain is wired a certain way from birth isn't the best way to run a society, Debra.
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that's what i said!!!! i was like "it would be really great motivation to stick to what i need to do" and my mom was like "well no matter how hard you stick to it, two months isn't enough to see a change" BUT HOW WILL WE KNOW IF WE DONT TRY, DEBRA?????
my mom's name is not actually debra but she be acting like a debra lately 💀
DAMN THAT'S COLD DEBRA!! i hope you're able to get that tattoo eventually, they're so much fun ✨
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What genre was the last song you listened to? Who provided the vocals?
Jake is listening to rap currently. It's young gravy or something like that.
Is there a certain song you've been listening to a lot lately?
I dont think so. I haven't been listening to music that much.
Who was the last person you congratulated or said "well done" to? What for?
I honestly don't remember. Maybe Debra when she told me she was pregnant.
Is there something everyone is talking about at the moment that you have no interest in?
Politics in general. It just gets old.
What was the last show you watched an episode of?
Chicago Med.
^And which character in that show do you relate to, or identify with most?
None of them really. I just enjoy the show.
Do you have any medical appointments coming up anytime soon?
Next week. It's my after birth check up.
What was the last book you read, and what did you enjoy about it?
It's been too long since I read a book.
Do you say 'I love you' to anyone daily?
My babies.
Do your nearest and dearest have any catchphrases/words they use a lot?
Not really.
Do you know of any celebrities that share your birthday?
I'd have to Google it.
Do you have any accounts for social platforms that you no longer use?
MySpace.
How did you come up with your username for Bzoink?
I don’t have that.
Do you own any clothes with an image of an animal on them?
Not anymore I don't think.
Look around the room - can you see anything that's yellow?
I'm in the car.
Do you know anyone named Vanessa? Tell me a little bit about this person.
My mother-in-law. My feelings get confusing. She is so sweet and helps us whenever she can when we need it... but she has a bad habit of treating my kids differently - usually treating Wy better than Ellie - and I don't like that.
What was the last movie that you saw for the first time?
It was a Christmas movie.
^And what did you think of it?
It was cute.
Who was the last person that asked to borrow something of yours?
I cant think of anyone or anything.
^What was it?
^^^
Do you ever drink any fruit or herbal teas? What kind(s) do you like?
Tea hurts my stomach.
Have you ever watched any of the Hammer horror films?
What?
Have you heard anyone singing today, or has anyone sang in your presence?
Wyatt. 🥰
What time will it be 2 hours from now?
8:57 PM.
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katie mitchell back at it again at crispy cream
Anyways mmmm i rewatched The Mitchells vs the Machines cause our hosts parent wanted to watch it and holy fuck? dad pops, gramps, i want to apologize, for how i treated you, for what I said to Aaron about not believing in you. You’re a good dad, and i know we dont see eye to eye or whatever? But, i know you’re trying youre best, and im so glad youre my dad. thanks, pops.
Im gonna make that next dog cop movie in your honor, and i probably wont post it anywhere but- i know in spirit you’d have enjoyed it? Or tried to i guess.
I uh also tried wood carving today, to make a replica of that moose, didn’t go well so maybe ill stick to film stuff, but i had fun which is better than nothing. Maybe ill show it to you if i ever meet you again, and we can laugh about it over moms cookies with my face on it
And to mom?
You kick ASS seriously like- you’re like a uh girlboss (/hj) , but i love ya anyways, and your gross cupcakes with my melting face on it. God maybe i could come visit for the summer, it feels like ive been gone so long it just- Hurts i guess. Tell monchi i said hi, and scratch em behind the ear for me , okay?
Also tell Eric and Debra bot i said hi, assuming you guys still have them anyways. Though i dont think you’d throw em out they were cool and , they did help us , and they were sweet so in my eyes i view them as family. Pre evil robots or not.
tdlr; i am crying over my fictional family holy shit i miss them so much help girl
-🎥🦖 (also tag as fictive please!! just figured out im actually a fictive hnjjs)
#fictionkinfessions#fictive#katiemitchellfictive#themitchellsvsthemachinesfictive#apology#chara love#dogs cw#police cw#food cw#robots cw#mod party cat!
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I dont mind new Trophy Race TOO much but I just CANT with the fucking constant commentary popping up with like every check point. Like YEAH DEBRA I know Im not doing that great this time stop popping up! Or when I am doing well and the thing pops up and distracts me and I end up running into something or falling.
Just leave me alone!
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mommakittysworld replied to your photoset “Rachel Chavkin receiving the Tony Award for Best Director of a Musical...”
I wouldn't watch a film that was directed or produced by a woman just because I dont think I'd be interested in it. I like horror. The more disturbing, the better. I just dont think most women have the right personality to create a good horror film. I hate comedy, and especially romance. My tastes aren't very feminine.
Ok so, I received this reply on my post about Rachel’s speech on the Tonys. I’m going to block this person outright and I won’t engage in any type of conversation with them. However, I want to post this reply with two intentions:
1) I appreciate when blogs I follow show these kinds of behavior toward their content so that I can block them and not have to cross paths with them in the future. I highly advice you not to engage in conversation with them, not even to dissent, but if you find their answer as insulting as I did, you might want to block them.
2) I am going to take this opportunity to talk about a very favorite subject of mine: women in horror. Here is a list of several women who have created content in the realms of horror in the past or who are doing it today, from various standpoints, with various origins and for very different tastes, as well as a selection of examples of their work (there’s so much more they’ve done!). Tread with caution because horror is not devoid of triggers. Whatever I haven’t seen or read in this list is at least included in my to-watch/read lists. This person might not appreciate them, but I know someone out there will.
Ann Radcliffe (writer)
The Mysteries of Udolpho (1794)
Mary Shelley (writer)
Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus (1818)
Charlotte Perkins Gilman (writer)
The Yellow Wallpaper (1890)
Daphne Du Maurier (writer)
Jamaica Inn (1936), Rebecca (1938), My Cousin Rachel (1951), The Birds and Other Stories (1963)
Shirley Jackson (writer)
The Haunting of Hill House (1959), We Have Always Lived in the Castle (1962), The Lottery and other Stories (1949)
Joyce Carol Oates (writer)
Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? (1966), Zombie (1995)
Alejandra Pizarnik (writer and poet)
The Bloody Countess (originally called: La condesa sangrienta) (1971)
Anne Rice (writer)
Vampire Chronicles (1976–present)
Debra Hill (writer and producer)
Halloween (1978), The Fog (1980), Halloween II (1981)
Angela Carter (writer)
The Bloody Chamber (1979), The Company of Wolves (1984)
Susan Hill (writer)
The Woman In Black (1983), The Mist in the Mirror (1992)
Kathryn Bigelow (director)
Near Dark (1987)
Narumi Kakinouchi (mangaka)
Vampire Princess Miyu (originally called: 吸血姫 美夕) (1988-2002)
Mary Lambert (director)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Marina Sargenti (writer and director)
Mirror Mirror (1990)
Fran Rubel Kuzui (director)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Jennifer Lynch (writer and director)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Laurell K. Hamilton (writer)
Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter (1993-present)
Tananarive Due (writer)
The Between (1995), My Soul to Keep (1997), The Good House (2003), Trial Day (2003), Aftermoon (2004), Ghost Summer: Stories (2015)
Octavia E. Butler (writer)
Bloodchild and Other Stories (1995), Fledgling (2005), also has a lot of sci-fi themed books
Kei Fujiwara (writer and director)
Organ (originally called: オルガン) (1996)
Kelly Link (writer)
The Specialist’s Hat (1999)
Mary Harron (writer and director)
American Psycho (2000)
Guinevere Turner (writer)
American Psycho (2000)
Karen Walton (writer)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Linda Addison (poet)
Consumed, Reduced to Beautiful Grey Ashes (2001)
Ann Hui (director)
Visible Secret (originally called: 幽灵人间) (2001)
Marina de Van (writer and director)
In My Skin (2002)
Elizabeth Kostova (writer)
The Historian (2005)
Helen Oyeyemi (writer)
White is for Witching (2009)
Karyn Kusama (director)
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Diablo Cody (writer)
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Gemma Files (writer)
A Book of Tongues (2010), A Rope of Thorns (2011), A Tree of Bones (2012)
Tiffany D. Jackson (writer and director)
So I Married A Vampire (2010), The Field Trip (2011)
Seanan McGuire (writer)
Feed (2010), Deadline (2011), Blackout (2012, Feedback (2016)
Asa Nonami (writer)
Body (originally called: 躯) (2012)
Jen Soska & Sylvia Soska (writers and directors)
American Mary (2012)
Lauren Beukes (writer)
The Shining Girls (2013), Broken Monsters (2014)
Melissa Hunter (writer, director and actress)
Adult Wednesday (2013-2015)
Axelle Carolyn (writer and director)
Soulmate (2013)
Jennifer McMahon (writer)
The Winter People (2013)
Marisha Pessl (writer)
Night Film (2013)
Jennifer Kent (writer and director)
The Babadook (2014)
Kelly Sue DeConnick (writer), Emma Ríos (writer and illustrator) & Jordie Bellaire (colorist)
Pretty Deadly (2014-2016)
Ana Lily Amirpour (writer and director)
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)
Julia Penner (writer)
Stage Fright (2014)
Leigh Janiak (writer and director)
Honeymoon (2014)
Krysty Wilson-Cairns (writer)
Penny Dreadful (comic books and tv series) (2014-2016)
Diane Ruggiero-Wright (writer)
iZombie (2015-present)
Agnieszka Smoczyńska (writer and director)
The Lure (2015)
Anna Biller (writer and director)
The Love Witch (2016)
Julia Ducournau (director and writer)
Raw (2016)
Sarah Adina Smith (director and editor)
Mother’s Day segment in Holidays (2016)
Mariana Enríquez (writer)
Things We Lost In The Fire (originally called: Las cosas que perdimos en el fuego) (2016)
Mariana Travacio (writer)
Flowerbed (originally called: Cantero) (2016)
Issa Lopez (writer and director)
Tigers Are Not Afraid (originally called: Vuelven) (2017)
Jac Jemc (writer)
The Grip of It (2017)
Carmen Maria Machado (writer)
Her Body and Other Parties (2017)
Emma Tammi (director)
The Wind (2018)
Teresa Sutherland (writer)
The Wind (2018)
Nicole Snyder (writer)
The Perfection (2018)
Stacie Passon (director and writer)
We Have Always Lived in the Castle (film) (2018)
If anyone wants to add some more to this list, you’re welcome to do so. I absolutely also recommend, if you’re interested in the subject, following @horrorladies ♥
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in honor of school starting, here are some things i either heard or said last year as a high school freshman. enjoy.
(List compiled by @teawarlord and i)
Freshman Year (2018-2019)
I’m just gonna stick my hands down my shirt.
Kai you’ve got a big dick. (Kai does not have a dick.)
I’m crying from the dick.
Stop fingering everything
Don’t judge the lizard man!
YOURE A PEEN BOY!
Can I borrow your uterus?
Don’t fist the applesauce
No I’m not gonna fist it I’m just gonna punch it
I didn’t choose the gay life the gay life chose me
Is your crotch ok?
My brain is soup
If they have a c*ck like a toddlers forearm…
I’m pregnant with water
I’m not having kids and you can’t make me!
There’s cum on my apple
i’m tearing off the cum
Oh shit the apple cummed on me
Who wants to talk about animal sex?
Daddyyyyy UWU
*to the tune of duck tails* TOE HANDS UWU
eggs. eggs everywhere.
If I see her walk through the door I’m jumping down. (30 ft drop)
When I see (my gf) I’m slapping her ass because I’m mad at her.
Fuck you time, you’re just a concept.
I love communism~
Panda bears are resoundingly NOT in to sex! -Science teacher
If they were any more inbred, they’d be a sandwich.
I don’t want to be shanked by your pop tart!
What if everyone had dicks for fingers?
*walking in to a room* I’m not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.
Do we do it in Español or Spanish?
“I wanna go to Maryland” “Why?” “Because fuck Maryland” “But why?” “It’s the land of merry” (or Mary, jesus’ mom, idk)
I don’t wanna eat my limp dick pop-tart :(
Don’t screw ghosts, that’s a sin ;)
Our phrase of the day is Multigenerational Butt Licking
“I didn’t eat today” “That’s bad…” “I know-“ “C O N S U M E”
“I don’t worship Satan because I am Satan” *whips poorly*
I finally found out what my cat has been staring at all these years…
No matter how sexy your music is, you can never lick it.
And not the egg??
You don’t stand when you suck dick, dumbass
I love squating when sucking dick. Just *squats* euaaah
Why are you fucking the sherbet with your spoon?
i stuck my finger in there and he starts doing that
I’d rather you stick your human-sized foot up my veen than my ass.
Soft vore your sandwich.
Can forks… mate?
*bursts into room* WHERES THE MEATLOAF??? *takes two pieces of wooden pretend-meatloaf and runs out*
Grunhilda’s in my pants :(
Where is my penis!?
*into headset* I’m gonna kill Gerald. He’s eating our beans. *Gerald runs out laughing like a little girl*
First he eats my beans, then he throws my table.
Oof. I got a big whiff of beans.
Take off those clout goggle bro, you got no clout.
Bruh :(
What do we call an animal that is active mostly act night?
Insecure (the correct answer is nocturnal)
A ball of fire flew out of her vagina
I got the beats, ya bitch
That damn bastard, peein on my carpet
Do you ever forget to breathe because you’re so tired? (Immediately) Yes.
(About Burt’s Bees) Who the fuck is Burt?
“12-8 is 4” (In a condescending tone) “12-8 is 5.”
Some people think ivory powder is viagra
Do you have any on you? I’m asking for a friend…
What’s a hussy?
Teacher: It’s a… very flirtatious female.
oH, so a hoe!
Teacher: I MEAN YOU’RE NOT WRONG
i don’t dislike students. but i dislike this student very much.…
“Are you depressed?” “Hella”
*carrying a shovel* Do you know of any graveyards nearby?
Bro what’s wrong with AIDS?
What if I slap my vagina?
I’m not gonna slap your vagina.
I am so close to becoming bisexual right now
I GOT CHEESE JUICE ON MY FINGERS
“I DONT LIKE THAT SOUND” “Let me suck the cheese juice off of it”
Did you steal my eyes?
PLEASE DONT STEAL MY KNEECAPS
Do humans eat sharks?
caMELS? Do camels eat sharks?
I’M GONNA DEEPTHROAT THIS KNIFE
nO
Have you guys ever felt how soft Kaia is?!
Bro I gotta find out if he’s gay or bi, because if he’s bi then I have a chance.
(from above the stairs) aw man don’t be slappin me like that
(from below the stairs) I’LL SLAP WHATEVER I WANT TO
(above) yo who the fuck said that
I don’t like turkey
i’ll eat it
It’s not turkey, it’s salami
!!???
you schlorped my cheese
twincest is NOT wincest apparently
STOP DRINKING YOUR RANCH WHAT THE FUCK
JACK FROST NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE? MORE LIKE HE’S SLITTING MY THROAT IN THIS COLD
(about kidney stones) Are those generic by the way? (instead of genetic)
Why are you eating your book?
LEAVE ME ALONE
So not to get political or anything but what the hell is oatmeal?
I love when I call daddy!
“I don’t want glass up my cooter!” “No, coffee.” “THATS EVEN WORSE”
I want to slap someone with my ovaries
Did you eat your last brain cell?
Don’t hurt my neck hole
I don’t care about your egg
Peanut fucker
The Ugly Fuckling
While you’re in this group, don’t get on the roof.
There’s a roof?
During this time, we stay under the building (referring to under the roof).
I will throw my skull at you
Don’t put your eggs in my stomach
the egg juiced
I don’t care what you do, just be quiet… don’t raise hell…
Don’t put your egg in my stomach
IT JUICED (about the egg)
YOU ATE YOUR APPLE SO PRETTY
I’m ten? (through laughter) I’m not legally allowed in my house
We are Dong
All is Dong, Dong is all
dong with a capital D
This monster Dong is a Dong and a half
They’re an abomination of the foot, Debra
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up
Why are you eating in the dark on my bed?
I’m sure anyone can fuck a belly button if they have a fetish and a small enough dick
stop molesting her ear
so her tummy was open?
yeah, it was
so now she doesn’t have any bones?
w h a t ?
you need to learn to keep your blood
blood is for drinking, not living
i am bsexudkal
i have no king, im an anarchist
The Council Knows, Kaia. You Will Be Tried For Your Sins.
wake up
I made someone scream with my stick
HOLA I JUST CAME BACK FROM HAWAII
We’re gonna be talking about diseases
Fantastic! i LOVE talking about myself!
i thought i could turn the tables…. but the tables turned me!
on?
i’m turned on by tables
bullets are just gun jizz
GUINNEA BUISSEAU IS JUST GUN JIZZ
i have the bladder of a god
i’m sick, as compensation buy me new shoelaces
if you have a canker sore does that mean you have herpes?
duncan blew a thing
can you get better tea?
(offended) better tEETH?
i get my gender validation from a pokemon game
i bet you my room smells like egg… ass
finals week (and the week before)
please don’t talk about furries -my science teacher
the smiley face is frowning upon us
if you want to tp a tree, you tp it so well the best way to clean it up is to cut it down -also my science teacher
i think i have kidney stones up my nose
when someone tells you to hold your horses they’re telling you to be stable (in the middle of the final)
airport quotes (2018)
it’s like a velociraptor with a gun that shoots… sadness
my vibrator fell out of my bag
here's to a new year of learning and/or doing jack shit. sophomore edition coming next year. :)
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Alright if I’ll write it tonight and I’ll take pictures of it and send it tomorrow more than likely :) I did idk if you know dnd I didn’t play the game but I rolled the 20 sided dice for the first time and I rolled a 20 and I guess that’s a big thing in the game and it’s really cool :) Yess I love them too (aw you should just ask your friends don’t hole yourself in your room like i do) I promise he will :) I completely understand you don’t have to- Nctzen anon 🍓
But if you want Debra Jean by the queers is really good and if your into a slower punk song i wanna be your boyfriend by the ramones is really good. I never listened to thirty second to mars and I always wanted to (I just realized I haven’t been capitalizing anything…) Mcr, Marianas trench and Paramore are some of my favorites! I’ve never heard of the other three and I need to check them out. I listen to a lot to! There is pretty much nothing I won’t listen too. -Nctzen anon 🍓
Alright get some sleep Button have good dreams :) OMG I love those two artists!!! Goodnight :) -Nctzen anon 🍓
Hey there, dear, I’m finally back!!! Sorry that it took me so long to reply but sometimes I get overwhelmed when it comes to sns. It happens from time to time, and I was kinda hoping it wouldn’t happen with the nctzen anon project going on but alas,,, However don’t worry, I’m okay again now! I hope you’ve been well <3
I don’t play dnd myself, but my friend does, and i regularly see posts about it on tumblr so i do know some things about it. (i would like to play it some day too!) and that is awesome! Yeah, rolling 20 on a 20 dice is one of the most powerful things you can do, i think so yay for you!!
I guess it’s too late for that :’) im a homebody and tend to stay indoors as much as i possibly can XD
Oh, I’ll definitely give those a listen then! I grew up on 30 seconds to mars so yeah. Though i gotta say i dont like their newer songs and i most definitely do not like what jared leto has become but sadly it is what it is. I found Jaymes Young a few years ago, and i love singing along loudly to his songs. Hatari and Bazart are new discoveries of mine. Hatari is Icelandic and I know of them via a music contest, and I saw Bazart (they’re Belgian) at a music festival I went to last month. I’m curious to know what you think of them all ^^
And don’t worry about the capitalisation. I can’t be bothered for that most of the time (as you can see); my typing is an inconsistent mess of good use of capitals and punctuation, and not XD
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Dont Forget About Me PART 2
Hey guysss!!! I kept my promise and gave you a part two of Don't Forget About Me. Buckle up and sit back because there's a lot in this one.
Y/l/n -> your last name
Danny x reader
Warnings? Nah
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FLASHBACK TO 2015
Y/n’s POV
After I graduated, I ended up moving to California to pursue my voice acting career. But as it turns out, it's much harder than it seems. Not a lot of opportunities pops up right away for an inexperienced voice actress. So I ended up working in a rocker clothing store down the street from my apartment. It actually pays really well and my coworkers are nice as well as my boss.
Today is one of those rare days where it's really fucking slow. There has been no more than five customers all day. That is until four new customers walked in. Three boys and one girl, (looking really no older than me) all laughing and making jokes while walking around, checking out the items. I didn't mind them being kind of loud, it was a nice refresher from the constant heavy metal they play on the radio here. I love rock and roll as much as a coke head loves drugs, but when you listen to the music constantly every day it's nice to take a break.
The female, somewhat shorter than all the boys with long dark purple hair and having a rocking attitude, came up to me. “I love your style! Do you get a discount on all the dope stuff here?” Her voice was a little rough, like she just got over a cold, but still sounded like silk when she spoke. “Dude, rad hair! Is blue your favorite color too?” The tallest boy with long dreadlocks and somewhat smudged eyeliner, wearing a lot of spikes and leather all around his body. He commented on my dark blue hair I just dyed a few days ago. It was nice refresher from my usual h/c.
All four of them looked at my style in awe with wide eyes. “We’re in a band, how would you like to come see how we sound? I'm Tyler, I play the drums.” Tyler points to the tall boy with dreads. “That's Jason. He's lead guitar.” Dreads, who I now know as Jason, walks up to me and shakes my hand. “And then this is Maxwell, the bass guitarist. But we all like to call him Blade.” My curiosity peeked up. “Why do you guys call him Blade?” Blade comes up to me and shows me his switchblade, perfectly sharpened and shiny. It looks like you could cut yourself just by looking at it for too long. “I carry this with me at all times. Never know what kind of crazy people are doing now-a-days.” He explains to me. Finally, the girl speaks up to me. “I'm Claudia. I'm the girl who does all the screamo in the band because I can't sing for shit.” She says with a cute smile on her face. None of them look any older than me, but I guess no one can really be sure.
“I'd love to check you guys out. What's the name of your band?” Tyler perks up, “It's called Toxic Nightmare! We made it when we were all in high school. We've been struggling to really get our music out there, and we have a pretty decent big fan-base, but we always wanna do better. So it would mean a lot to us if you gave us your opinion?” I nodded with a smile. “I'm down! My shift ends in about 20 minutes, would you guys be willing to wait until then and I can tell you guys then?” They all nodded in agreement. Little did I know, that would be the day when my life got way better.
BACK TO PRESENT 2018
That same day, we all went to their rehearsal area so I could hear them play. Although I did like the way Claudia sounded since she put so much passion and emotions into her screaming, I thought it could use some actual singing. Sadly none of them knew anyone who knew how to sing, so Claudia had the idea to have me try and sing. Turns out, my singing voice with her screaming sounds really awesome. Next thing I knew, I was officially part of Toxic Nightmare as the new lead singer. All of us have grown insanely close. I really consider Tyler, Jason, Blade, and Claudia as my family.
Since i've joined TN, we've really blown up in terms of getting our music out there in the world. It feels like so long since I've met them, as if I've been with them my entire life. My mom and step dad enjoy my music, which is insane considering they're devoted Christians. Jacob, now that he's older says him and his friends listen to our music as well.
I hear my phone ringing, my mother's specific ringtone I put for her a year ago. Her favorite song she dedicated to me when I was 7.
"Helloooo?" I hear movement, and then my mother's voice through the microphone. "Y/n!! How are you, my daughter? What time is your flight?" I smile to myself, thinking how I can't wait to spend the holidays with my family. Well, the ones that care about me anyway. My biological fathers side of the family disowned me after they found out what I do for a living now. And most of my mom's side of the family doesn't really talk to me as much anymore. "I'll be there by tomorrow at 8:00 in the morning." I fill her in on all that's happened this week. We have a new tour coming up in 2019, all around America. We also made sure that our last stop in the tour is in New Jersey, so my brother can come to our concert since itd be close to his birthday. "Oh! Y/n, Debra and Avi are going to spend the holidays with us! Daniel is coming here as well. Have you talked to him at all?"
I shake my head, somewhat forgetting she can't see me. "In all honesty, mom, no. I've tried to contact him a lot, but his number changed and I really don't want to go asking Avi and Debbie his number. I feel like that's kinda creepy." She takes a bite out of her food before answering. "Well at least you'll see him soon, you can catch up with him then," I hear yelling and movement in the background. "Okay hun, your brother and his girlfriend is here, I'll talk to you soon! Much love to the others."
She hangs up the phone and I sit there for a few more minutes. Dan's gonna be there. I'll get to see him after all these years. The last time I saw him was so long ago, I think about three years on the fourth of July. We talked for a bit, his girlfriend at the time took a dislike to me the minute she saw me, so I didn't have much time to talk to him. I know he's finally living the dream he's always had, and I'm more than proud of what he's doing. I listen to music during the times when I have a breather, which is pretty rare since I'm part of TN. Now that I think really hard about Dan, I remember how much I liked him when I was younger. All those years ago having this huge crush on his lanky, dorky self. Before my mind can go any farther, I force myself to go finish packing everything I need to go for the next two weeks. I hope and pray everything goes well, Im excited to see Avi and Debbie, and Dana, and Dan.. focus, y/n. You'll have time to daydream on the plane.
DAN
"I appreciate you picking my up from the airport, Mrs y/l/n. I thought it'd be a nice surprise to my parents for the holidays." She shakes her hand at me with a smile on her face. "I don't mind, son. You know I consider you part of the family. I have to pick up y/n at the airport tomorrow morning too." My head shoots up at the mention of her name. "Y/n's coming?" She raises an eyebrow and gives a small smirk. "Well yes. She took some time off to come here. Her last time off before her big tour coming up. She's been working so hard, I'm glad she's taking a break. Especially with us." I nod my head, slowly zoning out and daydreaming about seeing her again.
Before I know it, we're home. I thank Mrs y l n once again and give her hug before making my way back to my house, which is still across the street.
TOMORROW MORNING
I wake up at 7, which is insanely early for me. Mrs y l n should be leaving to pick y n up soon. I can't stress how proud I am of her. Toxic Nightmare is one of my favorite bands. I even showed Arin and Brian some of there songs. Y n's voice is like heaven, and her band mates are all super talented. Everytime I have a chance I listen to their songs, watch their music videos, I've even seen some interviews they've done. (Only real true fans know that her and I were really close back in the day.) She's grown into a beautiful woman, amazing voice, beautiful body, a hard-working mindset. In all honesty I've grown to be a fanboy for her. She's funny, too. She's been featured in several YouTubers videos and she's made me laugh each time. Arin likes to tease me about my little crush on her. But trust me, I can't be blamed. She's practically my dream woman.
I've zoned out so much, I didn't realize Mrs y l n getting in her car and driving away. She's told me she sees me and y n getting together. I mean, I wouldn't mind that. These two weeks are gonna be a hell of a ride...
TO BE CONTINUED ONCE AGAIN
#dan x reader#danxreader#dan avidan#dan avidan x reader#dan avidan/you#dan avidan/reader#danny sexbang x reader
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MEET WENDY MARIE HOLDEN ! ( name ) wendy marie holden . ( alias ) [ special ] agent holden . ( nickname ) holden . ( gender ) cisfemale / she / her. ( sexuality ) pansexual. ( age ) 34 [ varies in verses ] ( face claim ) tara lynn . ( date of birth ) may twenty fifth nineteen eighty four ( 1984 ) ( hometown ) new orleans , louisiana. later moved to washington dc with her father after her parents divorced. ( current residence ) travels between washington dc & new york
FUN FACTS ! regularly will wear dark nail polish . really loves cats . is a terrible cook . hates ice . will most likely cry during any movie ( even comedies ! ) her theme song is bad reputation by joan jett . she has a habit of biting her cheek & getting sores . her preferred weapon is a glock 17 . has very strong thighs . really loves to bake despite being really bad at it . watches crime shows religiously & will regularly point out mistakes . her favorite color is yellow . will not take your shit & will happily tell you when you’re wrong . has hammer toes . refuses to have a house phone ( she hates the spam calls ) . will never look at her emails . has a cat named boo ( boo ) . is a really sweet person but will bitch you out . has broken at least fourteen wrists . goes to at least seven concerts a year . knows how to fix a car . owns a motorcycle ( no one is allowed to touch it . ) has had issues with smoking in the past . has a small southern accent .
mother was a criminal defense lawyer . father was a general in the air force & mechanic. mother wanted her to be a criminal defense lawyer as well. wendy replied with : “ i want fight crime . not defend it . ”
she grew up in new orleans , louisiana to parents debra & jason holden . fairly decent childhood. she was bullied in school because she was plus size from time to time , but it was never brutal . she wasn’t too close with her two sisters , anna & jenny . growing up , she said she wanted to try modeling , but her mother would always shoot her down. when she was fourteen , her parents got a divorce , her father planning on moving back to where he grew up , washington dc . in the custody agreement , debra & jason agreed for wendy to move to dc ( she always was close to her father ) whereas anna & jenny stayed down in new orleans . on evenings where students went to the football games , she stayed home & watched crime shows ; thus , eliciting her interest in criminal justice & police work . despite her mother’s best efforts to persuade her to be a criminal defense lawyer , wendy declared her major to be criminal justice . her father very much supported her .
she studied at university of district columbia , receiving her master’s degree in criminal justice while minoring in psychology & criminal behavior . due to taking college courses in high school for two years , she graduated two years earlier . wendy joined the police academy at the age of 22 ( 2006. ) she completed her training by the age of 23 , graduating in the top five percent of her class . she became a washington dc officer . while working in the police academy , she took online courses to study forensics & biology . three years later ( 2009 ) she applied to the FBI academy . she was accepted & worked in the FBI for three years before applying for the rank special agent ( 2012. ) at this point , she was working in the national security branch of the FBI . In 2014, the intelligence branch of the FBI was founded , wendy transferring there . when the ATCU was established in fall of 2015 , she regularly worked with them , later being one of the few special agents to learn of SHIELD’s underground stance. she continued to work with the ATCU as an active liaison & communicated with SHIELD. when SHIELD went public in 2017, she worked closely with the remaining agents.
DISCLAIMER : i have not watched AGENTS OF SHIELD . i stopped watching in the middle of the first season . i did do extensive research & asked others if these things could work . in addition , i dont know much about the FBI . only what i watched in criminal minds tbh . i did as much research as i could . also , if i get ANY SHIT for using a plus size faceclaim , i will block you so damn fast . tara lynn is EXTREMELY important to me as a plus size & i will NOT have anyone shit on her . tbh , idk if shes done problematic shit . maybe she has . but idk . but say shit for me not using the normal size two faceclaim , mmmm no .
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ok 20 minutes left, i have the show paused. if i had to guess, i'd assume what's gonna happen is:
vogel will give miami metro a usb with all the info from his laptop on dexter's crimes. they'll be wary, but the info will be solid, and dex will be revealed as the bay harbor butcher. it takes them a while to get the info, though, and in the meantime hannah and the PI will get to daytona, and dexter will get a message to come get harrison, which of course he'll do. the news that he's been discovered hits as he's driving back with harrison.
the only thing is that i know he dumps deb's body in the ocean, so i'm forced to assume he somehow has enough time between the discovery and fleeing to pick up both his go bag AND debra's body from the hospital, drag her now-corpse onto the boat, and dump her in the ocean.... presumably with harrison aboard as well.
i dont think this totally makes sense but vogel MUST have something on dexter, and he HAS to get harrison back for new blood to work, since i know harrison is in that, and i KNOW he dumps debra's body. so that's my best guess.
i am 100% only saying this to stall for time
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JULY FOR GRATITUDE At the beginning of this year, one of my very good friends gifted me these 3 hand made/personalised throw pillows spelling: #BLESSED - #DEBRAJANE - #GRATEFUL Halfway through the year, I started to get anxious about what the future holds for me. Whilst pouring my fears out on to a listening heart, my friend said to me: “Dee, don’t be too busy chasing what you don’t have to forget what you have. Do you know how much you have achieved? How many people your age are running businesses and are able to pay workers? Look at the number of people you have given jobs to in your life and paid them? The impact you have created! You have raised so many leaders. You have done so well for yourself Dee. Your 40th should be about Gratitude” I sighed and said “you are right! Why am I so nervous?” Mind you earlier in the say I was speaking to an older lady friend who said “If your life was different, you wont be who you are, impacting so many people in different ways. God is using you to fulfil His purpose. Dont start searching for alternatives” The very next day, I told a friend who said I am living my best life that “The best is yet to come” and her response was: “A grateful heart is a magnet for miracles”. On 1st July, another friend’s status hit me with “You can be anything you want in this world just don’t be “ungrateful” At this point, I knew God was speaking to me so loudly. Telling me to stop being anxious, to stop looking outside my scope and be Grateful. July’s theme can only be one thing…GRATITUDE. It has hit me so hard, singing this song for the rest of the year. January 2022 is already down to be #StillGrateful for that is how I plan on starting the new year which ushers in a new decade in my life. #GratitudeD40 The #2021MonthlyThemes so far have been: #JanuaryOfVictory | #OvercomeInFebruary | #ChangeInMarch | #AprilOfPurpose | #MayOfDeclaration | #RevalueJune #HappyNewMonth #July #July2021 #2021 #Gratitude #Gratefulness #Grateful #Thankful #Thankfulness #ThinkMahoganyMonthlyThemes #ThinkMahogany #DebraJane #IYWWDJ #JulyForGratitude (at THINK MAHOGANY EVENTS BY DEBRA-JANE) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ1_p_nLtc4/?utm_medium=tumblr
#blessed#debrajane#grateful#stillgrateful#gratituded40#2021monthlythemes#januaryofvictory#overcomeinfebruary#changeinmarch#aprilofpurpose#mayofdeclaration#revaluejune#happynewmonth#july#july2021#2021#gratitude#gratefulness#thankful#thankfulness#thinkmahoganymonthlythemes#thinkmahogany#iywwdj#julyforgratitude
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